Guandong Yunmengtan

On the way to the library, Meng wanted to see a poster - the famous modern oil painting master Yamane Ryohei will come to our school to give a speech, and the time is this morning.This master is also an alumnus of Tama Mei University. He became famous at a young age, and later integrated the pre-Raphaelites of Western oil painting into the traditional Japanese ukiyo-e techniques to create a unique style of painting that is beautiful, glamorous, and full of neoclassical style. The ranks of world-class painters, famous for more than 40 years, is Japan's national treasure painter.Meng Xiang had long admired his great name in China, and today he had the chance to see the elegant demeanor in person, but he missed it right under his nose.

I've been so dizzy with money lately, I haven't seen such an eye-catching poster, what a pity, what a pity.

He was full of regrets, and also the confusion that he would be forced to talk to Lily again in the evening. He was in the library, but his thoughts were dragged by his worries. into his head.

After 3 o'clock, there was finally a ray of light that washed away his gloomy mood - a letter from Tiantian.

"Meng Xiang, are you in the library?"

This message was like a sugar after a bitter medicine, Meng Xiang quickly swallowed it, and wrote back: "Yes, I am reviewing my homework, Tiantian, are you in Nagoya?"

"Well, I'm still inspecting the construction site, and I won't be able to return to Tokyo in the evening. Have you had lunch yet?"

"Let's eat, how about you?"

"I haven't, I'll eat it after I finish recording."

"No, it will hurt your stomach if you don't eat on time. Nagoya's grilled chicken wings are very famous. You should try it."

"Okay, I will. If it's really delicious, let's go together next time."

Meng Xiang was elated, suspected that she was just being polite, and quickly confirmed: "Tiantian, are you serious? You promised to meet me?"

Tiantian replied him with a shy face, which seemed to be sincere.Meng Xiang seemed to have won a lottery, his heart was itchy, his eyes spread to the surface of his body, and he swayed and swayed on the seat, causing the passing staff to stare in surprise. He lowered his head and raised his forehead to pretend to be a thinker, his eyes were fixed on the screen of the mobile phone, and his split mouth could not be closed for a long time.

Just as he was about to chat with his sweetheart while the iron was hot, a person suddenly came to the opposite seat. He inadvertently raised his head and glanced at it, and a burst of hailstones hit the flame of joy immediately. His facial muscles were restrained by the sudden surprise, and he couldn't change his formation in time, and twitched His mouth was twisted, and his mouth, which was originally crescent-shaped when he smiled, collapsed into an irregular trapezoid.

What's going on!Why did this baby come here again? !

He stared blankly at the male vixen with whom he had a double-sided relationship, and the ballpoint pen in his fingers fell to the table. If the eyeballs could fall off, it would probably end up like this.Today, the little fox's hair has been dyed a deep chestnut color, the texture is more fluffy and soft, and it also makes his complexion more white and shiny. A pair of winking eyes soaked in dew scratched his face like feathers, charming and mischievous. His demeanor matched his bewilderment.

There was only a five-meter-wide passage between the two of them. The young man spread out a magazine as a cover, with his left hand on the table and his right hand resting on his cheek. His beautiful lips moved slightly, as if chewing gum, which made him stare at people. His eyes contained the desire of a predator, like a shrewd feline staring at a piece of delicious fat, and the name of the fat was Meng Xiang.

Damn it, do you really want to call me to eat me up?Look clearly, I am straight!

Annoyed, Meng Xiang raised his head 45 degrees to look at the sky, spewing out an invisible flame, and his face turned into a refrigerator in an attempt to scare away the demons with awe-inspiring frost and snow.The young man's expression remained unchanged, joy, anger, worry, thought, sadness, fear, and shock, he seemed to know only the first of the seven emotions. He countered Meng Xiang's murderous intent with tender eyes, and suddenly a big white puff came out of his mouth. bubbles.This is a must-have prop for crushes when they take sexy photos, and it is often processed by Ivy. To put it bluntly, it is used to flirt.As the bubble burst, Meng Xiang's concentration also exploded. He closed his book and prepared to retreat, but he didn't forget to say hello to Tiantian before leaving.

"Tiantian, I have something to go home, I will contact you later."

After sending the text message, in a blink of an eye, he saw the young man throwing a white ball at him. The ball flew up into the air lightly, circled and landed in front of him. It was a simple origami airplane.

Surrounded by people, how dare he openly make such a nasty move.Meng Xiang was already dazed, his eyes turned vigilantly from side to side, lest he would be noticed.I have to praise the Japanese for being aggressive, and they all pretend to be buried in their studies and indifferent to death. It is estimated that even if the young people throw their underwear and underwear next, they will still be as quiet as chickens.

Meng Xiang secretly said that it was a fluke, and he should have withdrawn as soon as possible, but his curiosity was hooked by the pencil pattern on the paper airplane. When he unfolded it by accident, it turned out to be two hearts strung together by arrows.

The plane appeared to be a wordless courtship letter.

Something is wrong!

The chair under Meng Xiang's buttocks seemed to be replaced by a soldering iron, which made him jump up, grabbed his schoolbag and trotted all the way, took out the letter paper after going out, and scolded that kid for being out of his mind, casually sending love letters to strange men, Could it be that Cupid was drunk, picked up a bow and arrow and shot indiscriminately, and he was accidentally injured because of his bad luck.

At this time, the young man followed out unhurriedly, and happened to witness Meng Xiang tearing up the paper fiercely, and Meng Xiang also happened to look at him, and saw his nimble eyes condensed for a second, and there was a sad smoke, looking Like an innocent child, it is easy to touch the softness of human nature.Meng Xiang was kind-hearted, and felt uncomfortable when he met an injured hooligan cat or dog. Naturally, he couldn't bear the look in his eyes. He hurriedly threw the paper scraps into the trash can and rushed to the station, feeling a little ashamed in his heart.

Homosexuals are human beings, and they have the right to pursue love. I don't accept it, and I shouldn't hurt his face like that. It's a bit too much to compare my heart to my heart.As the saying goes, "Tit for tat", if I do something bad today, I may be rejected by others in the future. Isn't that retribution?

He walked to the street in a wild way of thinking, and on his right were bright display windows, which reflected strongly in the sunlight, like a row of bronze mirrors, displaying a peaceful street scene.He casually glanced at one of them, and was immediately surprised by the switch. In the window, not only his jaw-dropping stupidity, but also a figure strolling leisurely, was the little vixen who airdropped a love letter to him in the reading room just now.He was just across the street, following obliquely, Meng Xiang turned his head for a while, and he laughed at him, standing tall, waiting for his next move.

The anger instantly burned the bud-like guilt to death. Meng never imagined that there would be such a thick-skinned person in the world. The thing that just tore the letter just now did not constitute a blow to him at all, but it caused him to suffer a crime of conscience.

The more you argue with him, the more you give him face. It's best to treat it like air and let him jump around.

Meng Xiang continued to move forward with a dark cloud over his head, and the figures in the window also followed his steps, keeping pace with him, as if they were about to have a male version of the tail-and-walk.However, the behavior of this stalker is much more calm than that of the wretched man in the game, with elegant steps and a relaxed expression, smiling all the way, like a kitten walking with its owner.Meng Xiang was so uncomfortable that he was sweating, he wanted to get rid of this annoying tail as soon as possible, but also wanted to know what purpose he had.After entering the subway station, the young man gradually drew closer to him, and when he reached the platform, he stood in line in the aisle next to him, apparently intending to take the same train with him and follow him all the way to his place of residence.

He was too aggressive, Meng Xiang couldn't be passive anymore, after making up his mind, he suddenly turned around and rushed over with a tiger's face, the young man showed surprise, turned around and fled immediately, Meng Xiang sped up to catch up, shouting in his mouth: "stop まれ (stop)! ".The two of them got out of the crooked gaps in the neat queue one by one. Meng Xiang was about to catch the target, but the young man suddenly changed his running route and jumped off the platform in an attempt to cross the railroad tracks.The arrival bell of the train had already rang, and orange lights flashed in the tunnel. In the blink of an eye, the huge front of the train rushed towards it like a hungry monster with its mouth wide open, but the young man had not yet climbed onto the opposite platform.

A wave of screams erupted from the crowd. Meng Xiang stood on the top of the wave and stopped breathing. The long snake-like body of the train flew past his eyes, roaring and crushing people's nerves before filling the entire track. Passengers with all kinds of expressionless faces, the people waiting for the train were hesitant because they witnessed the thrilling scene a few seconds ago, but when they found that the radio at the station was operating as usual, they quickly regained their composure and boarded the train one by one as if nothing had happened.Half a minute later, the train departed on time, and the platform was in order, shaped like a dragonfly gliding across the water, and the ripples disappeared without a trace.

Only Meng Xiang was still in shock, walked to the edge of the platform, and anxiously scanned the crowd on the other side, and quickly found the focus of his attention.The deadly enemy was standing on the edge of the road in front of him, his face was neither red nor out of breath, and his hair was not messed up.Catching Meng Xiang's fear, he grinned and waved vigorously at him as if he had done something worthy of praise.

Meng Xiang wished he could jump to the other side and beat him up, and his wish came true immediately. The inspectors at the station had already received the alarm, and ran towards the bad boy who disturbed the safety and order. Swipe up the escalator.The Japanese abide by the rules and always keep to the left when taking the escalator, and the right side is always used as an emergency passage, which provides great convenience for his escape, and he easily slipped away under the nose of the police.

Worried about being followed again, Meng wanted to go back on foot. He ate a 6-yen beef rice bowl at Yoshino's house at 400 o'clock, and wandered around. He didn't return to Noguchi's house until almost 9 o'clock. I don’t go home until after 07:30 p.m. If Lily comes at [-]:[-] and sees no one at home, she might retreat.

However, contrary to expectations, when he arrived, the windows of Noguchi's house were lit, and hearty laughter could be faintly heard from the concealed gate, and Noguchi-san and Lily were chatting happily.

He was startled and wanted to hide, but he accidentally stepped on the tail of a tabby cat, and the painful little guy scratched his calf fiercely. The meowing of people and cats superimposed and impacted the hearing of the people in the room, and Noguchi came to open the door immediately.

"Meng Jun, you're back."

Meng Xiang had no choice but to strike up a conversation with a smirk: "Noguchi-san, you came back really early today."

Noguchi said happily: "Business is good today, everything is sold out before seven o'clock, Ms. Matsumoto has been waiting for you for a long time, come in quickly."

Under his unintentional persecution, Meng Xiang reluctantly entered the house. Noguchi's house is small, and the entrance is connected to the Japanese-style living room. Lily sat on a cushion a few meters away, and said hello with a smile on her chest: "Brother Rob, good evening."

Meng Xiang hurriedly followed the example, took off his shoes after saluting, waited for Noguchi to sit down again, and then sat on the floor opposite him near the entrance.Japan followed the ancient Chinese etiquette and paid attention to the order of seating. Noguchi sat at the host seat, Lily came first and was arranged by him at the guest seat. Meng Xiang was the youngest and took the initiative to sit at the bottom seat to show respect for the guests and elders.These are all the experiences and lessons he learned by bumping into the wall in Japan. After getting used to it, he feels that it is the cultivation of his own quality. Look at the joke.

His performance won the approval of the host and guests. Noguchi praised Lili: "This child is very polite and speaks honorifics well. He is much better than the wild boys outside. Nowadays, the new generation in Japan is getting more and more popular. Worse, many young people do things without rules. Women openly put on makeup in the station, squatting on the side of the road smoking in short skirts, dangling umbrellas as they walk, and don't care whether they will bump into other people. The men are even more outrageous , arguing in public places, eating, smoking and drinking, crossing your legs in the subway, answering the phone loudly, yelling and chatting across the crowd, it is too annoying. When I was young, people saw misbehaving children on the street It doesn’t matter if the teenagers are taught a lesson at will, or even slapped on the face. If the parents of those children learn about the situation, instead of being angry, they will thank them in person. It’s not like the children who are spoiled and spoiled now, who only know how to eat, drink and play. If the future of Japan If it is handed over to them, it must be finished."

The old people in every country seem to be keen to worship the past and demote the present. In China, Meng Xiang often heard grandpas complain that today’s children are uneducated and have learned a lot of unhealthy tendencies. The country will end sooner or later. "Succession, I don't know what the difference will be between China and Japan decades later.

Lily laughed and said, "That's why I don't want to have children. The current social atmosphere is too depraved. What if he doesn't learn well when he grows up."

Noguchi blamed: "This kind of thinking is not good. Our country is seriously aging. If women are like you, the country will perish. If you meet a good man, you should marry. Having a healthy child is also a contribution to society. .”

"Hehehe, look at what you said, it's so easy to find a good man."

This is a typical Japanese greeting, which is equivalent to a warm-up before a formal conversation. When the atmosphere is harmonious enough, Noguchi leads Lily to the opening line: "Well, Lily-san, don't you have something to discuss with Meng Jun?"

Lily made a gesture of waking up from a dream, adjusted her sitting position a little, and said to Meng Xiang: "Brother Rob, there was a thief at my house the day before yesterday, and the police haven't caught anyone yet. I'm scared at home alone, and I'm forced to go to Staying overnight in a hotel is really hard.”

Meng Xiang hurriedly nodded: "Oh, I heard you chatting with Noguchi-san at noon. I don't know how to comfort you. I believe the police will solve the case as soon as possible..." At this point, I had to quickly end with "Don't worry."

Lily said with a sad face: "I believe in the police's ability, but..."

The transitional verbs in Japanese are all placed at the beginning of the sentence, so she knew there was a trick as soon as she opened her mouth, but this trick was more difficult to deal with than she imagined, and she actually invited him to move to her house.

"The thief may still commit crimes before he is caught, and the theft of my house is very big, and it has spread all over the area. I am afraid that other thieves will follow him and steal. I live in that house alone, and The neighbors on the left and right are far away, and this kind of thing is really scary. I heard that Brother Rob is also looking for a place to live, so come to my house, I will not charge you rent, and the utility bills will also be free."

The woman obviously got along with Noguchi, and the old man actively helped and said, "Meng Jun, Li Lisang's proposal is good. You can live in her house, which can protect her safety and save the rent for finding a house." , you can kill two birds with one stone, just accept it."

Meng Xiang was flustered with grass growing on his chest, and stammered and declined: "It's not good, it's too much trouble for people, absolutely not."

Lily denied it: "Look at what you said, Senior Brother Rob, I am the one who is asking for help now. To be rude, I actually think that having more people in the family will give me a sense of security. Others don't feel at ease. Only you are the last one. If it's suitable, just promise me, please."

"This, this..."

"Please don't refuse now, think about it for at least one night, and reply tomorrow, please please~"

Japanese women often use their voices, emotions, and actions when they ask others, and they all resemble heroines of shoujo manga, and these 50-year-old aunts are no exception. It is the stunt they have learned and honed in the patriarchal society since they were young. Watch it With that pitiful expression, delicate and graceful tone, exaggerated yet cute gestures, anyone with a little masculinity will give in.

Meng Xiang just couldn't hold the rein with both hands, and Ah Ju unexpectedly arrived, and came to give Noguchi the Moon Festival (Mid-Autumn Festival) Tsukimi dumplings.

"Orange!"

"Lily-san! You're here too!"

Seeing the two women meeting and shaking hands affectionately, Meng Xiang was surprised again, and then witnessed Aju joining the lobbyist camp without any suspense, and together with Noguchi encouraged him to accept Lily's invitation.

He couldn't hold back three mouths alone, so he had no choice but to take the tactic of delaying the attack, asking them to allow him to think for a night.

After the guests had left, he slipped to a nearby leisure venue and called to summon his dog-headed military strategist, Xiong Kai.The person who answered the phone this time was neither Xiong Pang nor Xu Can, but a man with a metallic voice and a cold tone.

This man is no stranger to Meng Xiang, and when he heard his voice, he unconsciously bowed his back and smiled, and said hello respectfully: "Professor Lin, I'm Meng Xiang, where is Xiong Kai?"

"Well, he is here, you are Meng Xiang."

"Yes, long time no see. How are you?"

"It's not bad, just wait a moment, I'll call him."

Before Meng Xiang had time to say thank you, he heard Pang Xiong shouting from a distance: "Chang Chang, the floor has been wiped clean, come and check it!"

The man who answered the phone scolded in displeasure: "Slow down, it's too noisy. Here, someone is looking for you."

The phone was finally transferred to Pang Xiong's hands, but he didn't answer it. He hurriedly walked a long way to a place where no one was around, and then asked with a weak voice of a spy, "Hello, Meng Guwazi , why are you looking for me in such a dark place?"

Meng Xiang looked at his watch and complained: "It's only past 9 o'clock, so it's so dark. You went to Lin Chang's house today to instigate? Where's Xu Can?"

"Of course he pissed at my house. I told him that I was going to see the teacher in Nara, and I would not go back tonight."

"You shrimp is talking nonsense again, be careful not to be exposed."

"No, Cancan trusts me the most. She never doubts me. I'm afraid that Changchang will see the problem. You don't know that when I'm with him, I always use another mobile phone, and the numbers in it are all screened. , I'm afraid that if he finds out something, then I will be stubborn."

When Xiong Pang said these words, he was as nervous as a secret agent who took the fate of his family and country and risked his life to lurk. It was his lover who was on all guards and fears. As mentioned earlier, besides Xu Can, he had a flower that kept pace with him. The "Red Rose" who answered the phone just now was the same person.His name is Lin Chang. He is 32 years old. He is the second generation of Japanese overseas Chinese. He once studied in Beijing. He is fluent in Mandarin, but his pronunciation still has a rigid Japanese accent. In addition, he is arrogant and arrogant, and his words and deeds are cold everywhere. Yan, currently teaching at the Graduate School of Information Science, Osaka University, is a young and promising professor.

Xiong Pang had a cheating record in his early years, and he lost half his life because of it, but he is born with a lot of thoughts, and he forgets the pain when his scars heal, and his self-control is often quickly wiped out when he sees a desirable object.This is a bit unfair to him. After getting along with Xu Can, he once set up a single-minded ambition, and he managed to stick to the bottom line after several times of heart turbulence, until he met Lin Chang, the nemesis of "National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance".

"National beauty and heavenly fragrance" was Xiong Pang's comment. Meng wanted to spit it out once in a while, but only for his vulgar flattery. He was still convinced by Lin Chang's appearance.Although this man is a man, he is fair-skinned, beautiful and dignified, and he is a top-notch man wherever he is placed. He is also talented and successful in his career, and there is a kind of low-key arrogance in his temperament. It is true that he is a red rose. The soft and delicate Xu Can catches the eye.One day, I happened to rub shoulders with Xiong Pang on campus, and the latter was captured by his eyes. He chased after him desperately as if he had seen a sin in his past life, and went through all kinds of hardships to complete the tricks. Finally, he moved his heart and kissed Xiangze. I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals.

At that time, Meng wanted to hear him show off intoxicated, all he wanted was to get into his mobile phone and spit at him.

"Your baby is nothing! Back then, I made an oath with Xu Canshan, but now I met someone better and abandoned him. I think you just can't eat enough, and you don't know your blessings in the blessings, so you find your own crimes!"

Pang Xiong retorted sharply: "You know what a fart! I have abandoned Cancan for a long time? I am very close to him! No one wants to break us up!"

Meng Xiangxiang couldn't see his thoughts clearly with a black lacquered lantern, and asked, "You have played with that Professor Lin, so you may continue to be with Xu Can? Isn't this the legendary two-footed boat?"

Pang Xiong's reaction was extremely aggrieved: "Is there anything I can do, I like Changchang and Cancan, I want both, and I can't bear to let go of either, so I have to let go like this first."

"Oh my god, Xiong Wensang, you are so desperate for the ball. I forgot how you came to Japan? Back then, you got Antony and got a Japanese mistress, and you ended up losing both. Want to do the old trick again, do you feel that you didn’t suffer the last time? Do you want to play tricks again!?”

"Oh, you're not in my position, and you don't understand my feelings. I just like them both at the same time, and I like them to the same degree. Losing one of them is like killing me. You can try it yourself. Tell you to choose between your mother and your old man, what should you do?"

"Damn it! How can you use your own old man as a comparison! I think you are not famous, you are messy! You are a mess! Two days after the boat capsized, I am so bored to death, don't expect me to rescue you!"

He couldn't be persuaded by good words or bad words, so Meng Xiang had to let him go. Since Xiong Pang was born with half-hearted virtues, he was naturally equipped with dual-purpose skills. two years.This is also due to Lin Chang's busy work. There are many workaholics in Japan, and there are more workaholics among professors. While teaching, he also spares time for research with graduate students. On average, he only meets Xiong Pang once every half a month.These fortunes were all carried out in accordance with Mencius's instructions on "food, sex, and sexuality", but Xiong Pang always regretted in his joy, and occasionally complained to Meng Xiang, saying that Lin Chang was only allowed to kiss and touch every time he had sex, and he was firmly forbidden to penetrate, enter.

"Chang Chang is obsessed with cleanliness. Even if I help him shoot a pistol, he thinks it's dirty. I'm not allowed to kill him."

Meng Xiang, a straight man, gets a headache when he hears such complaints, and sarcastically said: "That's right, I was still thinking about you saying that you want to divide yourself into two halves, give them half of the family, and cut off your hands and feet in half. Your doll is smart, and half of your head is enough, but the problem is that there is only one dick and dick, so you can’t use them separately? Now it’s all right, Lin Chang doesn’t need your dick and dick, so the division is even. "

As an upright boy with excellent character and learning, who grew up in a harmonious and happy family, Meng Xiang didn't take Xiong Pang's promiscuity very seriously, but felt that this shortcoming was not enough to break up friendship, so he opened his eyes and closed his eyes. Xiong Pang brought his lovers to Tokyo to visit friends several times, and he also tried his best to help cover it up with his buddy's loyalty, hoping that he would have a conscience and accumulate virtue, so that he would not deceive others too hard, and end up harming others and himself.