The evil spirits all over the world love me very much [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1 The Scarlet Bride
"Oh, I heard that the tuberculosis ghost of the Lin family is about to die. My man went to the doctor the day before yesterday and said that the tuberculosis ghost is now only an empty shell. It looks like a skinny person. He vomits blood after coughing twice."
"That tuberculosis ghost is not very old, he seems to be in his early twenties?"
"Poor thing, I'm afraid I haven't even tasted the taste of a woman. How could I contract this disease at such a young age?"
"Who says it's not? It's probably because his father did too many bad things before, and all the retribution will be passed on to future generations."
By the clear river, two middle-aged women were washing clothes and chatting.
Severe pain struck, Yu He couldn't help moaning twice, then slowly opened his eyes.
You can see the blue sky, fluffy white clouds floating with the breeze, it looks like a scene in a 90s pictorial.
Yu He sat up excitedly, and found himself lying on a lawn, not far away there was a huge circular earthen building, which looked a bit old, surrounded by wooden buildings, layer upon layer, row upon row.
His pupils are like ripples on the surface of a lake expanding layer by layer——
WOC, what's the situation?Wasn't he still in that ghost museum just now?How did you come to this place as soon as you opened your eyes?
He was in a panic now, but he still tried to calm himself down.
Don't panic, it's all hallucinations, it won't scare me!
Yu He comforted himself like this, then closed his eyes and took a deep breath, clasped his hands together in prayer——
When I opened my eyes again, I must still be lying on the big soft bed in my room, watching a movie, eating potato chips all over the bed.
Yu He nodded, and opened his eyes tragically like a warrior who is going to die bravely.
In front of me is still the earthen building full of age, like a huge ring, imprisoning myself deeply in it——
If it weren't for the fact that there were two women washing clothes beside him, Yu He would have cried on the spot because of his face.
Why, wasn't it just now that he was still in that bloody museum, admiring the beauty of the museum owner, and thinking about how to find a way to fuck his mother.
Yu He knelt on the ground almost in despair, forming an "OTZ" shape. Looking at the dirty mud, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought——
It seems that the origin of everything came from that sudden night rain——
----------
"The Meteorological Observatory issued a blue warning. The heavy rainfall across the country will continue until noon tomorrow. The precipitation is expected to reach 500 millimeters, accompanied by six-level winds..."
A sweet female voice came from the car radio, and outside the car was the sound of heavy rain hitting the glass, and the old windshield wipers were shaking back and forth in front of the front window.
"Next news, our city's Education Bureau... Bureau... Bureau..."
Yu He glanced at the car display screen in surprise, raised his hand to pat it, and muttered, "What's the matter?"
"Did the heavy rain interfere with the signal?" Colleague Shao Mingmin asked casually.
Yu He sighed, and tried again to start the car that had stalled halfway, but there was no sign of restarting the car.
He took out the umbrella from the side glove box and got out of the car to check.
Shao Mingmin followed closely behind, braved the rain and ran to Yu He's side in embarrassment, and looked around: "Senior, what shall we do tonight?"
"Let's go up the mountain first, I can only find someone to stay overnight." Yu He closed the front car cover, took out his phone and checked, it was still in a low signal state.
On the rugged and winding mountain road, two figures, one fat and one thin, held a weak flashlight, stepped on the muddy path washed by the heavy rain, and walked deep into the mountain.
"Senior, I think if you hadn't exposed the unspoken rules of the artist surnamed Director Xie, we wouldn't be here now. What did you think?" Shao Mingmin continued to chatter on the sidelines.
"Don't ask, it's just for money."
As soon as the news about the unspoken rules of the director surnamed Xie was exposed, it quickly caused an uproar. For a while, everyone on the Internet was full of money, and finally pointed the finger at Yu He.
Back then, he had the guts to expose him, but naturally he didn't end up with any good results. If it wasn't for the leaders of the newspaper office and himself, he might not even be able to keep his job.
"No, senior, it's just that you are unlucky yourself, and you have to recruit Xiaomengxin from the same group. My career has just begun, and it will end tragically."
After walking the mountain road for a long time, Shao Mingmin was already panting from exhaustion.
Yu He rolled his eyes: "It's all right, I will take the blame for this, but don't be discouraged, maybe we will get some unexpected gains from interviewing the left-behind elderly this time."
If everyone has a cheat skill, then Yu He's cheat skill is definitely poisonous milk——
The car broke down halfway and caught up with the damn rainstorm. As a last resort, Yu He and Shao Mingmin had to get out of the car and planned to go to the mountains to spend the night, and a tow truck would come over tomorrow to tow the car away.
Under the torrential rain, the villages deep in the mountains are hidden in the dark night. From a distance, they look like monsters with their mouths open.
Yu He wiped the rain from his forehead, and opened his eyes wide open to look ahead.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, the legs of the two of them were almost limp, and they finally saw the dilapidated small village within sight.
"Senior Qianqianqianqianqianqianqianqianqianqian, is that the village we are going to interview?" Shao Mingmin seemed to see the dawn in an instant, and his excited tongue began to knot.
Yu He also followed the trend, and sure enough, the quiet small village hidden in the dark was not far away from him a few hundred meters away.
"Let's go and have a look."
The two walked over the muddy mountain road with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and walked straight to the small village.
In the hazy night rain, the two seemed to see a person standing at the head of the village, without an umbrella, standing there quietly.
"Senior, I didn't expect us to have such a big face, and there was a special person to greet him, hehehe, do you think it might be a village flower or something."
"You can eat more or dream less. Let me tell you, the person standing there at this late hour is either a female ghost or a homeless man. Choose one and see which one you like better."
"Don't be scary, senior, where do ghosts come from in this world?" Shao Mingmin seemed to be frightened by Yu He's ghost theory, and hurriedly hid behind Yu He in fear, grabbing his clothes tightly, only half of his head was exposed.
"Go and ask first." Yu He said, dragging Shao Mingmin forward like a bag of flour.
The two walked towards that person, about five or six meters away, and only then did they see clearly the person who had been standing motionless at the head of the village.
It was indeed a woman, she was bowing her head, her long hair was pouring down, covering her face, she was wearing a red dress, which looked a bit like a nostalgic ancient wedding dress, she was standing there, still chanting words.
But as for what was said, no one heard clearly.
"Miss, I'm sorry, we are reporters from the Hongxing Evening News, and my name is Yu He." As he spoke, Yu He took out a business card from his pocket and handed it over.
"We came here to conduct a detailed interview with the old people in the village on the mission of the newspaper, but our car broke down and there was a heavy rain, so we wanted to ask if we could stay overnight in the village."
The woman lowered her head and her voice stopped abruptly.
"Well, this is my business card." Yu He was still holding up his business card stubbornly, but the woman never showed any intention of reaching out to take it.
"Hello Miss?" Seeing that the woman ignored him, Yu He asked tentatively again, "Are you listening?"
All of a sudden, the woman shook her head lightly, as if she had no support from her neck. From Yu He's point of view, that head seemed to be about to be shaken off.
Immediately afterwards, the woman suddenly started laughing, an emotionless laugh that made her shoulders tremble.
"Senior, she must be mentally ill, otherwise, what normal person would stand outside in a rainstorm and experience life." Shao Mingmin tugged at Yu He's sleeve and whispered.
"Then aren't you also standing in the rain and experiencing life?" Yu He glanced at him.
"Then, let's go there first, and you should go back early, stay in the rain and be careful of catching a cold." They didn't intend to continue wasting time with this woman here, after all, it was already past one o'clock in the morning, and they had to find a place to rest quickly, the dog's life was at stake.
Just as the two of them bypassed the woman and started to walk into the village, a strange voice sounded out loud.
Like a proud laugh, but also like a mournful cry, mixed with the heavy rain and the cold wind whistling, interweaving a strange nocturnal song.
Yu He pricked up his ears and listened carefully, making sure that someone was really crying.
"Senior...is that woman crying..." Shao Mingmin swallowed nervously and asked cautiously.
In fact, not only Shao Mingmin, but Yu He also feel a little flustered now. Although he has always claimed to be a five-good socialist youth and firmly believes that all ghosts and snakes are reactionaries, but——
Some things have to be seen in person to break the rules.
When they turned their heads, they saw a very strange scene.
The woman's neck was still hanging down, but her head was tilted, her long hair covered half of her face, only her blue eyes were faintly shining in the night.
She was laughing, but she laughed and started crying again.
Yu He suddenly felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, a bone-chilling chill shot from the soles of his feet to his forehead, and quickly flowed through every cell in his body, that intense sense of fear swallowed up all his rationality in an instant.
"WDNMD! Senior, this is what you call a windfall?!" Shao Mingmin moved his dull body, stumbled and ran away.
One inadvertently stepped on the foot of Yu He who was still in a daze with his mouth wide open behind him, and then the two knelt down on the ground together in a passionate embrace.
"Don't drag me! Let go! If you die, you will die!" Yu He felt that he was about to suffocate, no matter what Sanqi 21 raised his hand to Shao Mingmin, he just beat him indiscriminately.
"No! Senior, this happened because of you! I have a [-]-year-old mother and a two-year-old dog. I can't die. Senior, I will write a unique edition for you with the spirit of self-sacrifice and honorable sacrifice, so that everyone in the city can read it." I worship you!" Shao Mingmin struggled to break away from Yu He's hand, got up and ran.
Seeing him running away, Yu He suddenly thought of the two-hundred-jin Shaolin disciple in Shaolin football who knew how to swim on water.
It seems that this little fat man has made up his mind to be a superficial brother, and he blames himself for being unkind to others——
That strong sense of suffocation came over and over again, even though his legs were sore and weak, Yu He never dared to neglect for a moment, jumped up from the ground and ran forward following Shao Mingmin.
Just turning around, I saw the woman on all fours chasing from behind at an astonishing speed.
Laughter mixed with crying, even overshadowing the noise of the rain——
The author has something to say: Xiuwen.
"That tuberculosis ghost is not very old, he seems to be in his early twenties?"
"Poor thing, I'm afraid I haven't even tasted the taste of a woman. How could I contract this disease at such a young age?"
"Who says it's not? It's probably because his father did too many bad things before, and all the retribution will be passed on to future generations."
By the clear river, two middle-aged women were washing clothes and chatting.
Severe pain struck, Yu He couldn't help moaning twice, then slowly opened his eyes.
You can see the blue sky, fluffy white clouds floating with the breeze, it looks like a scene in a 90s pictorial.
Yu He sat up excitedly, and found himself lying on a lawn, not far away there was a huge circular earthen building, which looked a bit old, surrounded by wooden buildings, layer upon layer, row upon row.
His pupils are like ripples on the surface of a lake expanding layer by layer——
WOC, what's the situation?Wasn't he still in that ghost museum just now?How did you come to this place as soon as you opened your eyes?
He was in a panic now, but he still tried to calm himself down.
Don't panic, it's all hallucinations, it won't scare me!
Yu He comforted himself like this, then closed his eyes and took a deep breath, clasped his hands together in prayer——
When I opened my eyes again, I must still be lying on the big soft bed in my room, watching a movie, eating potato chips all over the bed.
Yu He nodded, and opened his eyes tragically like a warrior who is going to die bravely.
In front of me is still the earthen building full of age, like a huge ring, imprisoning myself deeply in it——
If it weren't for the fact that there were two women washing clothes beside him, Yu He would have cried on the spot because of his face.
Why, wasn't it just now that he was still in that bloody museum, admiring the beauty of the museum owner, and thinking about how to find a way to fuck his mother.
Yu He knelt on the ground almost in despair, forming an "OTZ" shape. Looking at the dirty mud, he couldn't help but fell into deep thought——
It seems that the origin of everything came from that sudden night rain——
----------
"The Meteorological Observatory issued a blue warning. The heavy rainfall across the country will continue until noon tomorrow. The precipitation is expected to reach 500 millimeters, accompanied by six-level winds..."
A sweet female voice came from the car radio, and outside the car was the sound of heavy rain hitting the glass, and the old windshield wipers were shaking back and forth in front of the front window.
"Next news, our city's Education Bureau... Bureau... Bureau..."
Yu He glanced at the car display screen in surprise, raised his hand to pat it, and muttered, "What's the matter?"
"Did the heavy rain interfere with the signal?" Colleague Shao Mingmin asked casually.
Yu He sighed, and tried again to start the car that had stalled halfway, but there was no sign of restarting the car.
He took out the umbrella from the side glove box and got out of the car to check.
Shao Mingmin followed closely behind, braved the rain and ran to Yu He's side in embarrassment, and looked around: "Senior, what shall we do tonight?"
"Let's go up the mountain first, I can only find someone to stay overnight." Yu He closed the front car cover, took out his phone and checked, it was still in a low signal state.
On the rugged and winding mountain road, two figures, one fat and one thin, held a weak flashlight, stepped on the muddy path washed by the heavy rain, and walked deep into the mountain.
"Senior, I think if you hadn't exposed the unspoken rules of the artist surnamed Director Xie, we wouldn't be here now. What did you think?" Shao Mingmin continued to chatter on the sidelines.
"Don't ask, it's just for money."
As soon as the news about the unspoken rules of the director surnamed Xie was exposed, it quickly caused an uproar. For a while, everyone on the Internet was full of money, and finally pointed the finger at Yu He.
Back then, he had the guts to expose him, but naturally he didn't end up with any good results. If it wasn't for the leaders of the newspaper office and himself, he might not even be able to keep his job.
"No, senior, it's just that you are unlucky yourself, and you have to recruit Xiaomengxin from the same group. My career has just begun, and it will end tragically."
After walking the mountain road for a long time, Shao Mingmin was already panting from exhaustion.
Yu He rolled his eyes: "It's all right, I will take the blame for this, but don't be discouraged, maybe we will get some unexpected gains from interviewing the left-behind elderly this time."
If everyone has a cheat skill, then Yu He's cheat skill is definitely poisonous milk——
The car broke down halfway and caught up with the damn rainstorm. As a last resort, Yu He and Shao Mingmin had to get out of the car and planned to go to the mountains to spend the night, and a tow truck would come over tomorrow to tow the car away.
Under the torrential rain, the villages deep in the mountains are hidden in the dark night. From a distance, they look like monsters with their mouths open.
Yu He wiped the rain from his forehead, and opened his eyes wide open to look ahead.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, the legs of the two of them were almost limp, and they finally saw the dilapidated small village within sight.
"Senior Qianqianqianqianqianqianqianqianqianqian, is that the village we are going to interview?" Shao Mingmin seemed to see the dawn in an instant, and his excited tongue began to knot.
Yu He also followed the trend, and sure enough, the quiet small village hidden in the dark was not far away from him a few hundred meters away.
"Let's go and have a look."
The two walked over the muddy mountain road with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and walked straight to the small village.
In the hazy night rain, the two seemed to see a person standing at the head of the village, without an umbrella, standing there quietly.
"Senior, I didn't expect us to have such a big face, and there was a special person to greet him, hehehe, do you think it might be a village flower or something."
"You can eat more or dream less. Let me tell you, the person standing there at this late hour is either a female ghost or a homeless man. Choose one and see which one you like better."
"Don't be scary, senior, where do ghosts come from in this world?" Shao Mingmin seemed to be frightened by Yu He's ghost theory, and hurriedly hid behind Yu He in fear, grabbing his clothes tightly, only half of his head was exposed.
"Go and ask first." Yu He said, dragging Shao Mingmin forward like a bag of flour.
The two walked towards that person, about five or six meters away, and only then did they see clearly the person who had been standing motionless at the head of the village.
It was indeed a woman, she was bowing her head, her long hair was pouring down, covering her face, she was wearing a red dress, which looked a bit like a nostalgic ancient wedding dress, she was standing there, still chanting words.
But as for what was said, no one heard clearly.
"Miss, I'm sorry, we are reporters from the Hongxing Evening News, and my name is Yu He." As he spoke, Yu He took out a business card from his pocket and handed it over.
"We came here to conduct a detailed interview with the old people in the village on the mission of the newspaper, but our car broke down and there was a heavy rain, so we wanted to ask if we could stay overnight in the village."
The woman lowered her head and her voice stopped abruptly.
"Well, this is my business card." Yu He was still holding up his business card stubbornly, but the woman never showed any intention of reaching out to take it.
"Hello Miss?" Seeing that the woman ignored him, Yu He asked tentatively again, "Are you listening?"
All of a sudden, the woman shook her head lightly, as if she had no support from her neck. From Yu He's point of view, that head seemed to be about to be shaken off.
Immediately afterwards, the woman suddenly started laughing, an emotionless laugh that made her shoulders tremble.
"Senior, she must be mentally ill, otherwise, what normal person would stand outside in a rainstorm and experience life." Shao Mingmin tugged at Yu He's sleeve and whispered.
"Then aren't you also standing in the rain and experiencing life?" Yu He glanced at him.
"Then, let's go there first, and you should go back early, stay in the rain and be careful of catching a cold." They didn't intend to continue wasting time with this woman here, after all, it was already past one o'clock in the morning, and they had to find a place to rest quickly, the dog's life was at stake.
Just as the two of them bypassed the woman and started to walk into the village, a strange voice sounded out loud.
Like a proud laugh, but also like a mournful cry, mixed with the heavy rain and the cold wind whistling, interweaving a strange nocturnal song.
Yu He pricked up his ears and listened carefully, making sure that someone was really crying.
"Senior...is that woman crying..." Shao Mingmin swallowed nervously and asked cautiously.
In fact, not only Shao Mingmin, but Yu He also feel a little flustered now. Although he has always claimed to be a five-good socialist youth and firmly believes that all ghosts and snakes are reactionaries, but——
Some things have to be seen in person to break the rules.
When they turned their heads, they saw a very strange scene.
The woman's neck was still hanging down, but her head was tilted, her long hair covered half of her face, only her blue eyes were faintly shining in the night.
She was laughing, but she laughed and started crying again.
Yu He suddenly felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, a bone-chilling chill shot from the soles of his feet to his forehead, and quickly flowed through every cell in his body, that intense sense of fear swallowed up all his rationality in an instant.
"WDNMD! Senior, this is what you call a windfall?!" Shao Mingmin moved his dull body, stumbled and ran away.
One inadvertently stepped on the foot of Yu He who was still in a daze with his mouth wide open behind him, and then the two knelt down on the ground together in a passionate embrace.
"Don't drag me! Let go! If you die, you will die!" Yu He felt that he was about to suffocate, no matter what Sanqi 21 raised his hand to Shao Mingmin, he just beat him indiscriminately.
"No! Senior, this happened because of you! I have a [-]-year-old mother and a two-year-old dog. I can't die. Senior, I will write a unique edition for you with the spirit of self-sacrifice and honorable sacrifice, so that everyone in the city can read it." I worship you!" Shao Mingmin struggled to break away from Yu He's hand, got up and ran.
Seeing him running away, Yu He suddenly thought of the two-hundred-jin Shaolin disciple in Shaolin football who knew how to swim on water.
It seems that this little fat man has made up his mind to be a superficial brother, and he blames himself for being unkind to others——
That strong sense of suffocation came over and over again, even though his legs were sore and weak, Yu He never dared to neglect for a moment, jumped up from the ground and ran forward following Shao Mingmin.
Just turning around, I saw the woman on all fours chasing from behind at an astonishing speed.
Laughter mixed with crying, even overshadowing the noise of the rain——
The author has something to say: Xiuwen.
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