The evil spirits all over the world love me very much [Quick Transmigration]

"What? A museum connecting different time and space? A person who has lived for four hundred years?"

The editor-in-chief stroked his barren head and raised his eyebrows: "Yu He, do I look like a mentally retarded person? If you tell this to a six-year-old child, no one will believe it, okay?"

Yu He was in a hurry, and pulled Shao Mingmin who stood weakly and dared not make a sound: "Really, Xiaopang and I both saw the humanoid female ghost chasing us all the way, and then we broke up, and I After seeing that museum, I was taken back to the eve of the Anti-Japanese War.”

Xiaopang also looked confused, and asked in a low voice: "Senior, why don't I remember this happening."

The editor-in-chief waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, I'll let you run a news story and take a look at you. It's fine if you bring your younger generation to disappear. When you come back, you will say something about going back to the 30s. Why are young people so dishonest now?" .”

"I……"

Yu He wanted to explain, but was interrupted mercilessly by the editor-in-chief: "You have the time to talk nonsense with me, why don't you hurry up and write your manuscript, you are so grown-up and still let me follow behind you every day, are you sorry?"

He took out his mobile phone, found out the photos he took before and showed them to the editor-in-chief: "Look, this is what I took at that time."

The editor-in-chief only glanced at it and said, "I can take [-] photos like this for you in Hengdian a day."

Yu He knew he couldn't be tough with this editor-in-chief, after all he was notoriously difficult to deal with, but as long as the evidence was shown to him, he would have nothing to say.

Thinking about it, Yu He ran out.

"Senior! Why are you going!" Shao Mingmin also followed closely.

Yu He committed himself to step into the car, started the ignition, and Xiaopang got in quickly before the car started.

"Why are you following here?" Yu He glanced at him.

"Hey, I'm worried about you. I'm afraid that you will be in a bad mood after arguing with the editor-in-chief, and you will do something stupid on impulse."

Yu He rolled his eyes: "So in your heart, I am the kind of person who is too fragile to be vulnerable."

"If you're not afraid of [-], just in case." Xiaopang rubbed his chubby belly, "Senior, why don't we go eat a small hot pot, I know that there is a new restaurant opened on the East Street, and the public has five-star reviews, saying it is good Eat till you cry."

Yu He was not in that mood, turned the steering wheel and drove the car out of the newspaper compound.

"Let me ask you, do you really not remember anything that happened before you fell into a coma?" Yu He asked coldly, looking ahead.

Xiaopang rubbed his head, thought about it carefully, and shook his head: "I just remember that we encountered a heavy rainstorm, then a landslide, and after that... I don't remember it at all."

Yu He sighed, wondering if this kid had hit his head, obviously he met the ghost bride first and then the landslide, how could he just forget about it.

Yu He didn't talk nonsense with him, and drove directly to Changchun Village where he interviewed the widowed old man last time.

He parked the car on the side of the road and yelled "get off" to Shao Mingmin who was still sitting in the car.

Shao Mingmin got out of the car and followed Yu He closely.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, the winter is half dark, and those intertwined dead branches are like twisted and hideous ghost hands, as if they can pull a person's soul out of the body in the next second.

Shao Mingmin carefully pulled the corner of Yu He's clothes, looked around nervously, and asked, "Senior, where is this place? It's so scary. Let's go back. I haven't finished writing the manuscript of the wife-killing case. "

Yu He ignored him and walked straight forward.

The dead trees in this forest all look the same, and Yu He doesn't know how he found that museum last time, but the purpose of the museum is quite obvious, as long as he walks a few more steps, he will see it.

The two walked forward on the muddy path with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

The owl uttered a "coo" on the branch, which was particularly ear-piercing in this silent forest.

Shao Mingmin trembled in fright, looked back at the dishonest owl on the branch, waved his hand, and shouted "Go".

The two walked for about half an hour, but they couldn't find the museum Yu He mentioned.

"Senior, let's go back. I suspect that the museum you mentioned doesn't exist at all. Maybe it was just imagined by you after you smashed your head." Shao Mingmin's chubby body shrank into a ball.

"He's so bold, why is he so small." Yu He pushed him away, "Don't pull me, it's not easy to leave."

"It must exist." Yu He said with certainty.

Because he saw the elderly Yuzi in the hospital where Shao Mingmin was hospitalized at that time, he was even more sure that this must not have been imagined by himself or a dream.

"Senior, did we come to this place just now?"

After making a big circle, he saw the owl perched on a branch again. Shao Mingmin was really scared, and his whole body tensed up.

"Could it be that we have run into a ghost hitting the wall?" Yu He asked thoughtfully.

When Shao Mingmin heard this, he screamed in fright, moved his fat body and jumped onto Yu He nimbly, hugging his head tightly.

"Nimma, don't you know how much you weigh?"

Yu He was almost sunk into the ground by Shao Mingmin's pounce, he hurriedly stabilized his body and pushed Shao Mingmin away vigorously.

"Really, senior, even if we don't encounter ghosts, if we encounter someone who murders and dismembers corpses, I can't stand the scene." Xiaopang trembled in fear.

"Who asked you to follow me." Yu He gave him a blank look.

But, having said that, I thought that if I found the museum, I would be able to find Yin Chixue who claimed to have lived for 400 years, but the museum really seemed to have disappeared out of thin air. museum.

What the hell, is the museum being demolished as an illegal building?It shouldn't be, and I didn't hear the wind.

Forget it, forget it if you can’t find it, anyway, even if you find the museum, it’s useless, as long as the editor-in-chief has a stubborn temper like a donkey, he won’t believe anything he says.

"Forget it, don't look for it, go to Xiaopang, let's eat hot pot."

One of Yu He's creeds in life: get along and never make trouble for himself.

As soon as I got fat, I immediately regained my energy. Before I got to the hot pot restaurant, my mind was already filled with duck intestines and louvered little fat sheep.

In winter, especially on weekends, the hot pot restaurant is always full of seats, Yu He and the others waited for a long time to get a seat.

Yu He leaned against the floor-to-ceiling window next to him, ticking off the menu in a very bored manner.

The neon lights are flashing outside, the traffic is busy, and the trees and silver flowers are in flames, all of which tell the pride of this era.

After Yu He ordered the dishes, he put the menu on the table.

At this moment, out of the corner of my eye, I seemed to see a strange figure.

He hurriedly turned his head to look over, and saw a tall figure standing by the side of the road, with a long high ponytail blowing slightly with the cold wind.

Yu He was shocked, subconsciously stood up, and looked over the glass like a fly.

that man!It must be Yin Chixue!

Thinking about it, Yu He ran out.

"Senior! Where are you going again!"

Ignoring Shao Mingmin's hoarse shouts in the hotpot restaurant, Yu He rushed out of the hotpot restaurant at a speed of [-] yards per second.

He rushed to the side of the road and headed straight for the tall figure.

The red light on the sidewalk turned on ignorantly, and several large trucks passed through the driveway, forcing Yu He back who was about to run the red light.

"Yin Chixue!" He shouted excitedly, trying to attract that person's attention.

But the sound was quickly buried in the sound of fast cars.

When all the cars passed by, the road opposite was already empty, and that figure, like an illusion, disappeared instantly——

The disappointed one went back to the hot pot restaurant, the disappointed one finished eating the legendary hot pot that was so delicious that he cried with Shao Mingmin, and the disappointed one said goodbye and went back to their respective houses.

My aunt took Peipei, who was on winter vacation, to visit grandma, and she was not at home tonight.

In the empty room, the clean and bright wooden floor reflected Yu He's slightly lonely figure.

Yu He groped his round belly and sank down on the bed, staring at the lampshade above his head in a daze.

That person should be Yin Chixue.

However, I always feel that he is so out of tune with the modern human world, and walking in the crowd is particularly awkward.

Or maybe it wasn't Yin Chixue at all, but just a person with a similar back view.

Thinking about it, Yu He slowly closed his eyes, his mind went blank——

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"Wake up, wake up." A call as thin as a mosquito rang above his head.

Yu He turned over impatiently: "Be good, Peipei, brother is sleepy, I will play with you tomorrow."

"My name is not Pepe." The voice continued to pester.

"Then... Huahua, Zhuzhu..." Yu He replied half asleep and half awake.

Suddenly, he suddenly opened his eyes!

Fuck?What's going on, it's a man's voice, how can there be other men in this family besides myself? !

When Yu He turned his head, he was facing an innocent smiling face that was harmless to humans and animals.

"Hooligan! Fuck! Pervert! Pervert!" Yu He flipped over from the bed, flipping his chest protector to the side in an instant.

The man was still lying on the bed with his hands on his chin: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a pervert." He also explained solemnly.

"Who is it not you? Why are you on my bed? How did you come in? Did you burglarize the room?" Yu He hurriedly pulled his pants off a hanger and put them on in a hurry, fearing that this person would take advantage of him.

But calm down and take a closer look——

Long hair, jade crown, official boots, white dragon robe——

Yu He rubbed his eyes and pinched himself hard.

The pain was real, so I was sure it wasn't a dream.

"My name is Ruoting, and my name is Weiyin." The kid in weird clothes introduced himself generously.

Does it have a font size?What age.

No, no, why would a person dressed like this be in his own home.

"I don't care who you are, go away, or I will call the police."

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person." Saying that, the man got up from the bed——

Then he floated towards Yu He...he floated...over.

Yu He gasped, his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, and the blood all over his body flowed backwards straight to the top of his head.

豮艸芔茻!This is a man or a ghost!Or did he wear roller skates? !

Yu He was so frightened that he almost suffocated, he kept shrinking into the corner.

The person who claimed to be Ruoting seemed to see Yu He's fear, hurriedly took a few steps back, and waved his hands: "As you can see, I am indeed a ghost, but I will not hurt you, you don't have to So on guard."

Although he has experienced all kinds of incredible things, but if he really wants to see a ghost, Yu He still panics a lot.

"To show my sincerity, I will stand here and never take a step forward." As he said that, the kid raised his hands quite innocently.

"Why are you pestering me? I don't seem to have done anything wrong." Yu He asked tremblingly while breathing in the air.

Ruo Ting smiled, and the smile was strangely beautiful: "Actually, I came to you to ask for something."

"I can't help you, go away." Yu He hugged the hanger, his eyes fixed on the ghost's feet, for fear that he would take another step forward.

Ruoting clasped his hands together: "Actually, I've heard little sister Su Ho say that you helped her realize her wish in life, and she was able to be reincarnated."

"Su Ho? Do you know Su Ho?" Yu He relaxed somewhat when he heard Su Ho's name.

Ruoting nodded: "Actually, the world of ghosts is just like the world of humans. If you have a good relationship, you will regularly arrange competitions to dig up corpses."

"Humans don't compete in digging up corpses." Yu He covered his mouth in disgust.

"You have entities, you can eat, drink, and have fun, but we don't have entities, and food will leak out, so we can only use this method for recreation."

Yu He looked at him dubiously: "So, what exactly are you looking for me for?"

When Ruoting heard this, his big eyes filled with tears immediately: "Please, benefactor, let me be reincarnated."

"I can't help you with this, you have to go to Lord Yan."

"The benefactor doesn't know something. Souls like ours who had unfulfilled wishes and grievances in life will not be reclaimed. They can only wander around the world all the time. So, I want to ask you, can you do the same as helping little sister Suho?" Help me too."

Yu He looked Ruo Ting up and down, a little reluctantly: "How can you help me, help you dig out your body and have it buried in honor?"

Ruoting immediately shook his head: "No, actually my wish is very simple."

Yu He held his breath and waited for his answer. He thought it was some kind of wish to stay with the woman he loves forever, but the little devil Ruoting smiled softly, and slowly spit out four words:

"Take back the throne."

Yu He took a deep breath, laughing so hard his veins burst out: "Do you think I look like an emperor, why don't you take me in."

For such a difficult and unreasonable request, Yu He couldn't do it and didn't want to do it.

Damn, is it possible for ordinary people to win the throne? How many people die every year for breaking the throne, let alone him as an outsider. It's so cute, you can't survive an episode in Gongdou drama.

Yu He didn't want to pay attention to him anymore, he pulled the quilt away and got into the warm bed: "Please turn off the light for me, I'm going to sleep, thank you."

Ruo Ting really honestly helped Yu He turn off the lights, but he took off his boots and got into Yu He's bed with a stern face.

Yu He's breathing stagnates.

Could this be the legendary sleeping with ghosts?

"Don't look at me dressed brightly, but I'm really pitiful. That year, my emperor's younger brother planned to abolish the crown prince, and my mother and concubine were impeached by all the officials and thrown into limbo."

Yu He's inner OS: Hey, he's still a crown prince, it's very pitiful, but he has something to do with me, not to mention hundreds of thousands of years have passed, don't worry, boy.

"The only one who was kind to me was my ninth uncle, King An Ying, but unfortunately he was also implicated by me. He was wronged by Concubine Xi Shu for adultery with my mother and concubine, and coveted the throne, so he was also demoted to common people. Later, those poisonous concubines Even my father, the emperor, was not spared, and poisoned him, killing him woo woo woo."

Listening to Ruo Ting's chatter, Yu He yawned, and said absent-mindedly: "Don't be sad, maybe your ninth uncle really greened your father, then it's not bad."

Ruo Ting started to cry as he spoke, and stubbornly said while wiping away tears:

"It's absolutely impossible. My ninth uncle is an upright man, with an extraordinary appearance, and he is still a broken sleeve. It is impossible for me to fall in love with my mother and concubine."

Why does this kid feel like the high-level black of his Nine Emperor Uncles? Is this something to be proud of? Let me say it here without shame.

"Okay, okay, I understand the truth, but I'm sorry, I really can't help you with this matter, a slight mistake in the deep palace will save your life, I'm not smart or pleasing, I will only hold you back .”

He has seen Wei Qitong's tricks before, but compared with the scheming of the harem, it really pales in comparison.

Therefore, the dog's life is important, forget it, just treat yourself as a waste.

"That's all for the others. My ninth uncle is really pitiful. He is the only person who is sincerely kind to me besides my mother and concubine. In the end, he ended up dead without a whole body. At least my mother and concubine survived. My nine Uncle will be miserable, woo woo woo." As he spoke, Ruo Ting started crying again.

"Can you stop crying at every turn, with all due respect, it's no wonder you were deposed because of your crying character."

When Ruo Ting heard this, he cried even louder.

"Ninth Uncle Wuwuwu, I haven't even seen Uncle Jiu for the last time. He is not a few years older than me, and he is like a brother to me, even closer than that real brother."

Yu He plucked his ears impatiently, and said irritably:

"It's because you can only cry that you can't keep your ninth uncle, your mother, concubine, and father. If you want me to say, when you became a prince, you should have planned to kill all your brothers. You won't be like me now." Crying is annoying."

"Then I'm so emotional, what can I do?" Ruoting barely stopped crying, wiping his eyes pitifully.

As he said that, Ruo Ting took out a scroll painting out of nowhere like Doraemon took out a magical machine from his pocket.

"This is the portrait that the painter drew for my uncle Jiu. I was useless. My uncle's house was ransacked, so this is the only painting left."

As he spoke, Ruoting opened the portrait and began to reminisce.

Generally speaking, court painters would draw people's images into riches and honors, often making them ugly and fat, so Yu He had no interest in seeing what his ugly and fat Uncle Ninth really looked like.

However, Ruo Ting caressed the painting carelessly, and accidentally poked the scroll on Yu He's face.

Yu He opened his eyes and pushed the painting away impatiently.

The cool moonlight spilled in, forming tiny floating particles in the air.

Just casually glanced at it, but couldn't take it away.

The person in the painting stands in the snow with a snow-white fur, raises his head slightly, and stretches out his hand to catch the falling snowflakes. His black hair flutters with the wind, and he has an extremely gorgeous face with red lips and white teeth, eyes like autumn water, and a beautiful figure. She is as graceful as a frightened bird, which is particularly conspicuous against the plain white background.

But the person in this painting... Isn't it Yin Chixue? !

Looking at Yu He's wide-eyed look that amazes the person in the painting, Ruo Ting secretly delights in his heart.

The curator's move really works!

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"Editor-in-Chief, I would like to take a long vacation with you to travel abroad."

"how long."

"The shortest one month, there is no upper limit."

"You should just resign."

The bald editor-in-chief stirred the hot coffee in his cup, and shook his head: "How can you be like this, you have to ask for leave after disappearing for three months, and you still have a cap? Is it because I am too gentle with you?"

"No way." Yu He whispered.

"Forget it, anyway, Director Xie's limelight hasn't passed yet. Yesterday you were not here, and he came to criticize me personally. Forget it, go ahead, take more good photos and come back to be an official account."

As soon as Yu He heard it, he knew that their editor-in-chief was a knife-mouthed bean curd.

"Master Editor-in-Chief, I will bring you homemade products."

"It's enough that you can come back safely." As he said that, the editor-in-chief waved his hand, "It's also thanks to my old acquaintance with your father, otherwise, you would have been expelled by me many times."

"Hey hey, editor-in-chief, pen refill~"

After asking for leave, Yu He left the newspaper office, opened the car door and sat in the driver's cab, looking back at Ruo Ting who was still sitting in the back seat holding a comic book with great interest.

"Come on, take me to the museum."

Ruoting replied without raising his head: "No need, you can find any place as soon as the door opens."

"What is this operation?"

"As long as the token I left in the museum communicates with you, then the museum will be open."

Yu He sneered: "You're not fooling me, are you?"

"If you don't believe me, try it."

Yu He looked around, and saw a massage room not far away with an ambiguous red light on.

"I still don't believe it." Yu He got out of the car and went straight to the blood-spitting massage room.

He walked to the door of the massage room, and those young ladies with graceful figures rushed over like mad bees and butterflies, each of them took Yu He and dragged him in with one hand.

"Hey, don't do this, I have no money." Yu He struggled twice symbolically, but his hand honestly touched the wooden door.

"Senior!" With a roar, Yu He shrank three points in fright.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Shao Mingmin standing behind with a few big bags of daily necessities, looking at Yu He with that scum-seeing expression.

"Senior! You can't know the law and break the law!" Shao Mingmin said, moving his huge body and rushing forward.

Yu He stared wide-eyed in horror, watching Shao Mingmin bump into him.

It seemed that in an instant, the surroundings fell into a dead silence, only Shao Mingmin's face was constantly enlarged in front of his eyes——

The door was knocked open, Yu He slipped his foot, he jumped and fell like shit, Shao Mingmin followed closely and fell down heavily.

Yu He seemed to hear the sound of his bones breaking, as if his internal organs were about to be squeezed out of his body.

A pair of gray plush rabbit ear slippers instantly appeared in sight.

As soon as he looked up, he saw Yin Chixue wearing milky white silk pajamas, with long hair loose, holding a warm baby in his hands, staring at him with wide eyes... and Shao Mingmin who was pressing on him.

"It's so pretty and cute."

This was the first sentence that flashed in Yu He's mind after seeing Yin Chixue.

Shao Mingmin said "Ouch" twice, rubbed his knees that hurt from the fall, got up from the ground, and when he raised his head, his face turned red.

"Think, never imagined, there is such a stunning beauty in this seemingly low-level massage room." Shao Mingmin lowered his head embarrassedly

"Why are you here?" Yin Chixue put away her astonished expression and asked in surprise.

"It wasn't your good nephew, but that man named Ruoting who brought me here." Yu He said, slowly getting up from the ground.

Yin Chixue smiled: "So you have already met Ruoting."

"Senior, why is this girl's voice so thick, and she is a little too tall." Shao Mingmin asked in a low voice.

Yin Chixue still smiled: "I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm a man."

"Man, man?!" Shao Mingmin's "surprised" facial features twisted into a ball, covering his fragile mouth, like a poor man who has been cheated of his feelings.

"Why is the man so good-looking..." At the end, he added another sentence.

"This is the 400-year old monster I told you about." Yu He introduced.

"Impossible, I don't believe it." Shao Mingmin covered his mouth and took a few steps back.

"It's fine if you don't believe it, only a fool like you would believe such words." Yin Chixue glanced at Yu He and sneered.

Yu He felt that he should have strangled him back then.

Damn it, I really believed it, did Yin Chixue tell the truth?

"Since it was Ruoting who called you over, then you come with me first." Yin Chixue turned around, slightly tilted his head and said.

Passing through the dark and long corridor, the three of them walked slowly towards the deepest part——

The author has something to say: the new world, the one I personally like~

Still want to say happy new year, have you eaten dumplings?I am from the north, I can eat dumplings from the night of New Year's Eve to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, I cried ==