The evil spirits all over the world love me very much [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 40 The Abandoned Prince
As soon as Yu He heard it, he immediately became energetic, and immediately looked in Yin Chixue's direction.
Yin Chixue was a well-known idle prince in the dynasty. He was fond of teasing cats and dogs on weekdays. He led all the servants in the mansion to Jiangnan for vacation. The court was quite critical, so the emperor sent him to Longnan this time. Ling investigates the theft of disaster relief silver to silence the slanderous ministers.
However, just in line with Yin Chixue's saying, "You can not do it, but you can't do it." Within a week, those corrupt officials were dug up from the root to the tip one by one.
To sum up, we can conclude that:
Yin Chixue is a good official, but lazy.
After receiving the emperor's edict, he was still unmoved, so he tapped his toes on the ground in a very boring manner with his hands behind his back, and then nodded casually.
Seeing him like this, the other pedantic and Taoist etiquette veterans couldn't stand it anymore. They wanted to reprimand him to remind him, but they felt that the official rank was not as high as him, not to mention that people's idleness was given by the emperor. Privilege, who made him and the emperor are real brothers born of the same father and mother.
As soon as he returned to Changqing Palace, the little prince immediately unloaded his burden and began to play with his temper.
Yu He felt strange: "Your Highness, haven't you always wanted to leave the palace to have a look, the Holy Majesty ordered you to leave the palace this time, what kind of anger are you doing?"
"I'm angry that I don't live up to it." Ruo Ting's small mouth was so pouted that he could hang a teapot.
Yu He figured it out, going out of the palace was a happy thing, what made him unhappy was the reason for sending him out of the palace.
Because he is too useless and needs frustration education.
In fact, even the grand master's move can't be said to be aimed at the prince. There is nothing wrong with emotion and reason. If the prince has been living in the palace, there will be a lot of people rushing to praise his stinky feet because of his status. Being praised a lot, I'm afraid that in the end, you won't even be able to tell right from wrong.
Just when the prince was depressed, a little maid came running outside and reported that the fifth prince Ruo'an came to see him.
Yu He squinted his eyes, looked at Ruo'an who was waiting outside with his back straight, and laughed twice.
Did you get the news so quickly and come to see the fun?
Ruo Ting waved his hand: "Let him come in."
Sure enough, when Ruo'an saw the listless Ruoting, he immediately put on a sympathetic posture:
"Your Highness, after retiring from the court, I heard that everyone is talking about it, saying that the father wants to send you out of the palace to observe the people's situation?"
Ruoting rested his cheeks on his hands, and sighed: "Yes."
"Your Highness is a prince, how can you set foot in that barren land, I will plead with my father." Ruo'an said it so sincerely that no one in the room could doubt it.
If Yu He hadn't known for a long time that this kid was the big boss behind the scenes, I'm afraid he would have been moved by his overly sincere performance.
It's a pity that going back to the past is to change fate against the sky, not to repeat the same mistakes.
"The fifth prince is concerned. The sage speaks well. Once a gentleman speaks, it is hard to follow. The slave knows that the fifth prince respects and loves the emperor. He is worried about the suffering of the emperor and specifically asks the emperor for mercy. This is not to make it difficult for the emperor."
In fact, Yu He's implication is: Don't think that I don't know what kind of wishful thinking you are doing, don't pretend to be kind here, and pretend to be honest and honest, the worst is you. To put it bluntly, isn't it just acting for the emperor to please the emperor?
Ruo'an raised his head, with a half-smile expression on his face: "Elder-in-law's words are very true, since that's the case, then I won't mind my own business, if His Highness is short of food and clothing outside, feel free to send someone to the palace to report to me, The emperor will do his best."
Yu He turned his head away, not looking at him.
The prince stayed in Changqing Palace for a while and felt bored, so he got up obediently and left.
In the early morning of the next day, the ladies of the court brought a lot of exquisitely crafted clothes and items, and while packing them, they told Yu He that he must take good care of the prince when he left the palace this time, and if the prince lost a single strand of hair, he would bring his head up to see him. .
Yu He's inner OS: Damn, it's too much, they're all adults, who doesn't lose their hair.
Early in the morning, the carriage stopped at the gate of the palace, and a few young eunuchs were cleaning the interior of the carriage, while Ruo Ting was standing aside with his bright yellow parcel, which was a symbol of status, with a look of disgrace on his face.
When Imperial Concubine Yu learned that her son was thrown by the emperor to a remote mountain village to experience life, she considered it a good thing, and she was so happy there, she almost clapped her hands.
"Brother, please take good care of Ruo Ting for us." Seeing Yin Chixue standing there like a normal person, the emperor didn't know whether it was good or bad to let Yin Chixue accompany him, seeing him like this, he still felt a little worried.
Yin Chixue threw the last piece of bun crumbs into the mouth of his northern long-tailed tit, rubbed his fat little head with his index finger, and said without raising his head, "Don't worry, Brother Huang, I often go to the Huiyuan area. Half a native of Huiyuan, there are ministers who will make the prince's life nourishing and comfortable."
The emperor supported his forehead: "Whether you are comfortable or not is another matter, the important thing is how much you have learned."
Yin Chixue held the birdcage and tilted her head slightly: "How much you can learn depends entirely on the prince himself, doesn't it?"
This Yin Chixue is really a scumbag, she clears herself up with a single sentence.
"Okay, it's getting late, we have to set off early, and try to arrive at Huiyuan before tomorrow night." After Yin Chixue finished speaking, he covered the birdcage with the tarpaulin, and handed it to Yu He who was still stupidly standing aside.
Yu He:? ? ?
"Take it." Yin Chixue glanced at him, his eyes filled with contempt.
Yu He took a deep breath, tried his best to restrain the urge to punch him, and explained with a smile on his face: "My lord, we belong to His Royal Highness, and we have the right not to do things for him."
Yin Chixue held the birdcage in one hand and put the other behind his back, looking down at the unruly boy, his eyes were like X-rays, Yu He couldn't stand it after a while, backed up again and again, and took the birdcage respectfully.
The birdcage shook, and the fat Jiujiu let out a soft cry inside, and Yin Chixue immediately came over to remind him: "Jiujiu is timid, you must be gentle with your hands and feet, don't disturb it, understand?"
Yu He: "Understood."
— a hammer.
As the contemporary cute god of northern long-tailed tits, Yin Chixue may belong to the earliest breeders. Because raising is difficult and difficult to survive, there are few people who raise them, and people in this era can't get the cuteness of the cute god. From this point of view , this Yin Chixue is still thinking ahead.
In fact, strictly speaking, this Yin Chixue's character seems to be closer to himself, rude and a little willful, never consider others, and even despise everyone because of his own speciality, and play with everyone in his hands.
The most unfortunate thing is that he himself is one of his playthings, and he still enjoys being played with.
Really worthless.
The prince had a carriage, Yin Chixue had a carriage, Yu He and another eunuch drove the horses, one after the other, embarked on the journey to Huiyuan——
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After the carriage drove out of the capital, it slowed down, and the prince curiously opened the curtain and looked around at the surrounding scenery like a curious baby.
Yu He sat drowsy in the carriage, while the little eunuch driving the horse next to him was chattering about his love for King An Ying.
The two little eunuchs I met at the entrance of the imperial dining room last time were also the same, and this one was also, one or two were so fascinated by the vixen Yin Chixue that they couldn't find their way.
And their reason for admiring Yin Chixue is also very simple: she has a beautiful voice and sweet voice, but her mother is a broken sleeve.
Yu He almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, how did everyone know that Yin Chixue is a broken sleeve?
As if feeling Yu He's fiery questioning gaze, the little eunuch immediately sat upright and explained in a low voice:
"No one in the palace knows about it. If the sage hadn't tried everything possible to obstruct it, the Ninth Prince would have taken that person back to his residence, and I heard that he would make him a princess."
Yu He was dumbfounded.
Wait a minute, isn't it me who wants to build a good relationship with Yin Chixue?Who is this coquettish slut who turned out to be out of nowhere, then wouldn't he become a third party who destroys other people's feelings?
Is the script wrong?In fact, I should wear it on that coquettish bitch, right?
"I heard that Huiyuan's place was recommended by the lord to the sage. I think the lord is thinking about that little wave hoof. I heard that the man belongs to Huiyuan." The eunuch continued.
Although, why call him Xiaolang Hoof.
Seemingly seeing Yu He's doubts cleverly again, the little eunuch instantly turned into an NPC and explained:
"It's really despicable. That person is a young lady in a brothel, a bitch with thousands of people on top, how can He De be able to get into the eyes of the Ninth Prince."
WTF?Or a male prostitute?
But even so, maybe people are selling their performances instead of their bodies, and this little eunuch is too disrespectful to say that he is a little bitch and a little bitch.
After chatting for a while, Yu He felt that this person was so idiotic that he was bored, so he stopped talking to him, turned around and opened the curtain of the carriage to look at Ruo Ting's situation.
Ruo Ting is worthy of being big-hearted, and he can still sleep on his back at this time. Does he have any consciousness that he will succeed the general in the future?
The carriage bumped and drove out of the outskirts of the capital. There were few people here, and occasionally one or two old men who went up the mountain to collect firewood would pass by in a hurry.
Originally, according to the normal process, he should have driven out of the suburbs to the suburban border of Huiyuan, but because of the motion sickness of this useless prince, he yelled and wanted to vomit within a few minutes, so he had to slow down and speed up after putting him to sleep. The pace, otherwise it is estimated that it is still wandering around the capital now.
"I remember that there is an inn three or four miles further forward. We will rest there tonight and leave tomorrow. Prince, what do you think?" Yin Chixue poked her head out and asked the pale Ruoting.
Ruoting covered his mouth and nodded weakly: "Okay, then go to the inn to rest first."
It can be said that this prince is really useless to a certain extent. He can't read, he can't do anything, he can't do anything, and he eats more than anyone else. Yu He feels that he has no patience with him. , Wanting to support such a person to the throne is even more difficult than the curse of qualifying for a tie in the national football team.
After walking for about a quarter of an hour according to Yin Chixue's directions, a few people got out of the car and were completely dazed.
"My lord, is this the inn you mentioned?" Yu He curled up, looking at the ruined temple in front of him with disdain.
The red paint on the gate of the temple is mottled one by one, the beams that have been in disrepair are covered with spider webs, and the statues of Bodhisattvas in the middle of the temple are slightly hideous, either missing arms or legs, and you can even hear mice running passing sound.
Yin Chixue was stunned for a while, then turned around, still holding his prison bird in his hand preciously:
"Oh, maybe I remembered wrongly."
Yu He took a deep breath, and said with a blunt smile: "My lord, where are we going to rest tonight? We can't just make do with this ruined temple for one night. I don't care if I'm rough, but I'm afraid that your highness will be delicate. I can't bear it."
"The prince came out of the palace this time to experience life among the people, not for an outing. So what if he lives in this temple? Are you right, Your Highness the Prince?"
Ruoting was stunned for a moment, then nodded without hesitation: "Yes."
For a hammer, this licking dog!
Just when several people were at a stalemate, the little Taijin who was sent out to explore the way hurried back, and before he could catch his breath, he shouted excitedly:
"My lord, I have inquired about it. There is a small village behind this slope, with dozens of households. If it is not possible, we can spend the night there tonight."
When it came to staying overnight, Yu He couldn't help shivering.
Last time, I also wanted to go to the Changchun Village to spend the night and only met the female ghost.
This time too, Yu He always felt strange in his heart, and vaguely felt that something was about to happen.
After walking for about three miles, it took a lot of effort to turn over the slope. Finally, a small village that looked a bit bleak appeared in everyone's sight.
Yu He counted about a dozen houses, not as many as the little eunuch said.
"Let's go, go and ask someone else first." Yin Chixue said and walked forward.
"Wait, wait." Yu He quickly stopped him.
Why does this person have no sense of security at all? As the saying goes, people are separated from the belly, who knows if there are people or ghosts in this village, not to mention Yin Chixue, who looks like a fool with a lot of money, rushes forward to ask if he is caught by criminals. It's on... Throwing a bundle of ropes into the woodshed, wouldn't it mean that I will stay here as a eunuch for the rest of my life.
"Do you have something to do?" Yin Chixue looked at him arrogantly, although he was trying to hide it, but Yu He could still see the disdain in his eyes.
Seeing his death like this, Yu He felt really uncomfortable in his heart, reminding him why, this kind of person lacks the cruelty of society.
"It's okay, please, please."
Yin Chixue glanced at him, took two steps forward, and then stopped suddenly.
He backed up, looked Yu He up and down, then pointed to the small wooden house at the head of the village: "Go and ask."
"Me?" Yu He pointed to his nose and looked at him in disbelief.
This person is really shameless to a certain extent.
"Otherwise, I am the master and you are the slave. If you don't go to this kind of thing, do you want me to go?"
Yu He gave him a look, tied up the horse, and helped the crown prince off the carriage. After doing all this, he reluctantly walked deep into the village.
It’s only six or seven o’clock in the evening. In winter, the days are short and the nights are long. It gets dark early, and people here go to bed early. It’s only seven o’clock when the village is completely dark. lights.
In the middle of the village grew an old tree with a diameter of more than one meter. Lush, revealing the meaning of abundance that is incompatible with this season.
Yu He crouched like a quail and tiptoed to the door of the house where the light was still on at the head of the village, and looked at Ruo Ting and the others begging for help, seeing that they were already buried in the darkness, Shi Shiran could only sigh, Then pull the doorknob on the wooden door—
"Who is it?" Soon, a slightly younger voice came from inside the room. Just listening to it like this, I feel that the appearance should not be low.
Yu He immediately rubbed his little hands excitedly: "Miss sister, we came from the capital, it's getting late, and we want to stay here for one night, I wonder if Miss sister can help me?"
There was silence for a while, and then the door in front of him slowly opened——
A girl who looked to be only seventeen or eighteen years old was standing inside, her slender body was hiding behind the door, watching the person coming vigilantly.
When Yu He took a look, his eyes lit up.
To be honest, this girl is a bit high-looking, much better than those in the palace. I used to envy the emperor for having three thousand beauties in the harem, but now I realize that sometimes, it is better to have none. No wonder so many princes and nobles gave up their glory and wealth to pursue The so-called "plainness is true" is nothing more than the fact that wild flowers are more fragrant.
"I'm sorry, everyone, please go back." The girl shook her head and said, before closing the door.
Ehhhhh?Is this different from the development in the TV series?
Isn't such a beautiful girl usually gentle, generous, and considerate? Normally, in this case, the girl would reply: "If you don't mind, gentlemen, you can rest in the humble house for a night."
"We've been walking for a day, and we can't find a place to stay. If you don't think it's convenient, you can bring us some blankets so we can spend the night in the carriage." Yu He hurriedly blocked the door, pleading softly .
"It's not that I don't want to help you. I'm doing it for your own good. You should leave here as far as you can." The girl kept her eyebrows lowered and did not dare to raise her head, and her voice was very low, as if she was afraid of being disturbed. like anyone.
But Yu He thought it was a bit strange to say this, what was meant for their own good.
"Since the girl doesn't want us, we don't have to force it. At worst, please continue walking." Prince Ruoting was already hungry and sleepy at the moment, leaning on the stone mill beside him and rubbing his small waist, quite uncomfortable. Interjected impatiently.
Seeing that pretty young lady closed the door, Yu He could only sigh regretfully, and just as he turned around to go back, he suddenly met a pair of scarlet and strange pupils, which made him scream strangely, and then reflexively backed up three times. step.
After waiting for a while to see clearly, he realized that it was Yin Chixue. The red light from the red lantern hanging outside the village gate was reflected in his eyes, so at first glance it looked like two blood-red dots.
"Yaoshou! What are you doing so close all of a sudden!" Yu He scolded while stroking his fragile little heart.
"Did you smell a strange smell?" Yin Chixue was not in the mood to flirt with him.
As soon as these words came out, almost everyone held their breath for an instant, and then stretched their noses to smell carefully according to Yin Chixue's so-called "strange smell".
"No, isn't it just the smell of sand?" Yu He sniffed, but he didn't really smell anything.
"I don't care about any strange smells, I'm hungry, let's quickly find a place to stay." Ruoting complained dissatisfiedly on the side.
"My lord, we are timid and stupid, so if you have anything to say, just say it."
"Forget it." At this moment, Yin Chixue was playing tricks.
The group of people boarded the carriage tired again, bumped around for about half an hour, and finally found an inn before closing time.
Seeing the appearance of a few people dressed in brocade clothes, the waiter of the dog leg shop immediately regained his spirits, put the towel on his shoulders, and shouted "Please, guest officer~" in a calm manner.
This inn is located at the junction of the two cities, and the business is indeed busy with people coming and going. Even at around ten o'clock in the evening, the lobby is still full of seats.
Yu He looked at this scene curiously, and felt that it was very similar to the scenes seen on TV, so he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
Just as they stepped into the inn, several monks came in behind them. They didn't look like they were 30 or 60 years old. Only the leader looked a little older, maybe [-] years younger.
But Yu He was not interested in the monk, so he just glanced at him and then looked away.
"Where are the distinguished guests from?" The waiter in the shop led Yu He and others to the private room on the second floor and asked casually.
"From the capital." Among them, the talkative little eunuch rushed to reply.
"Look at the extraordinary clothes, they must be the young masters of that rich family." The waiter continued to flatter.
Yin Chixue was not interested in chatting with him about something worthless, so she immediately interrupted him: "Prepare three rooms for us, and one of them will be a Tianzizi room."
When the shop waiter heard this, his face changed slightly.
After all, the ones who dare to ask for a Tianzihao house are either princes or high-ranking officials. Ordinary people can’t afford it. After hearing that these people are all from the capital, their identities are really worth exploring. It’s not sure. The little boy who was [-] years old is the present prince.
Then look at the two men next to them, they obviously look like they have insufficient male hormone secretion, maybe they are eunuchs and eunuchs in the palace?
Thinking about it this way, the waiter in this shop naturally didn't dare to be negligent, his waist was almost bent like a shrimp, and he led the four of them up to the private room on the second floor like a dog.
This Yin Chixue's appetite is still the same, looking at the table full of delicacies, Yu He thought to himself, wouldn't she be afraid of getting fat if she ate so much at such a late hour?
Facts have proved that Yin Chixue is the kind of flirtatious slut who is naturally beautiful, but no matter how she eats, she doesn't get fat;
After dinner, another little eunuch went downstairs quickly to feed the horses. Ruo Ting continued to recite the Four Books and Five Classics in his room, but Yin Chixue, after eating and drinking enough to play with the birds, just screamed for a bath .
The waiter in the shop quickly boiled the water and prepared the tub, and Yin Chixue threw a pile of rose petals into it in a particularly aggressive manner.Where did this season come from.
After helping to pour the hot water, Yu He was about to go back to the prince's room to guide him in studying, when he heard Yin Chixue call out to him again in the room like an order:
"Who allowed you to go?"
"Does the lord have any orders?" Yu He held the wooden barrel and poked half of his head in through the door.
Yin Chixue grabbed the towel on the screen and threw it over: "Come and wipe my back."
!!!
When Yu He heard this, he was so frightened that the wooden barrel dropped.
Isn't his ears stuffed with donkey hair? What did this flirt just say?Let yourself wipe his back?And such a good thing?No, it's unreasonable to think of yourself as something.
Even though he was happy in his heart, Yu He still pretended to be a chaste and strong woman on the surface, straightened his back, and glared at Yin Chixue with his nostrils: "I am a member of His Royal Highness, and I have the right not to serve the prince."
Yin Chixue took off her coat and hung it on the screen, and sat beside the bathtub in only white obscene clothes. She reached out to check the temperature of the bath water in the bucket, and said as if pretending not to care:
"Don't you know that this king has the Shangfang sword bestowed by the former emperor, which can behead the faint king and the courtiers at the bottom. A little eunuch like you, with ten of them, is enough for me to cut at will."
When Yu He heard it, his legs went limp.
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"My lord, is this strength okay?"
"Keep working harder, you haven't eaten."
"It's not about worrying about the prince's delicate body. If I am a rough person and hurt the prince with all my strength, if you are not happy, I will have to move my head."
"Young poor, if you really know how to be afraid, if you really understand the rules, you won't call yourself 'I' one by one." Yin Chixue rested his hands on the edge of the tub, raised his head slightly, and looked at the rather unruly little girl above his head without any trace. eunuch.
"Then how should I call myself, slave?" Yu He asked rhetorically.
Yin Chixue glanced at him, but said nothing.
Like an old man pushing a cart, Yu He rubbed Yin Chixue's back behind him like an old man pushing a cart, and Yu He didn't give up until a few red marks appeared on his white and tender skin.
But looking down from the top, looking down through the gaps in the petals floating on the water, you can vaguely see Yin Chixue's small waist, Yu He couldn't help sighing in his heart that this waist can make a solo debut, it's too thin, then How do you say it?
Yingying is not enough to grasp.
"May I ask, my lord, will you be able to stand up this year?" Yu He leaned in front of Yin Chixue, sized him up carefully, and asked casually.
"There is more than enough to stand." (over 30 years old)
"I really can't see it. If you didn't say it, I thought you had just reached the weak championship this year."
"Stop flattering." Yin Chixue stretched out his wet hand backwards, and patted Yu He's head like a puppy.
The bird cage hanging on the side of the scale swayed slightly, and the fat jiujiu in the cage was awakened, shaking its chubby body and screaming twice.
At this time, Yin Chixue's hand stopped suddenly.
"My lord, what's the matter?" Yu He asked curiously.
"someone is coming."
Yu He was startled, and slowly straightened up, looking at the slight fluctuations in the half cup of tea in the teacup on the table.
The door rang twice, Yu He immediately pulled up the screen to block Yin Chixue, then ran to open the door vigilantly.
At the door stood the waiter with a smile all over his face.
"What's the matter?" Yu He asked, staring at him.
The waiter rubbed his hands, moved forward slightly, trying to keep his voice down:
"Oh, the lights are going to be turned off in our store. You should rest as soon as possible after washing. Someone will collect the bath water tomorrow."
"Okay, got it." Yu He said, and was about to close the door.
"Also." The waiter in the store suddenly extended his hand to block the door, "I want to remind all distinguished guests that the world is not peaceful recently, so try not to walk around at night."
"What do you call it, not peaceful? What is not peaceful?" Yu He hated this kind of half-spoken speech the most in his life.
The waiter's smile gradually became awkward, he rubbed his hands anxiously, licked his lips and explained: "It's hard to go into details about this kind of thing, it's okay for you to just throw yourself into the stack for one night, it should be fine, take a rest early, tomorrow morning you Shall we go downstairs for breakfast or shall I serve the room?"
Just when Yu He was thinking about avoiding contact with too many idlers as much as possible in their identities and asking Xiaoer to bring breakfast into the room, a pair of hands suddenly stretched out and pulled himself aside.
Yin Chixue came out of the bathtub at some point, wearing only obscene clothes, her long hair was soaked and casually draped over her shoulders, and after washing her white hair, she was as charming as a lotus flower. Not only Yu He, but even the waiter in the store looked at her Straighten your eyes.
"The unevenness you said is related to the village behind the slope?" Yin Chixue asked after fastening his belt.
The little boy nodded hesitantly.
"Okay, since the second brother doesn't want to say it, then we won't force it, and go to bed early." After Yin Chixue finished speaking, he closed the door mercilessly.
Yu He was still holding the bath towel and standing on the side like an idiot. When he saw Yin Chixue sitting there, he fell into deep thought, and hurried forward to ask:
"My lord, what do you know?"
Yin Chixue dragged her chin, crossed her legs gracefully, casually picked up the green teacup on the table with one hand, and said thoughtfully, "Maybe I know a thing or two."
"What's the matter, can you tell the little one one or two? The little one is dying of anxiety." Yu He immediately leaned forward in a fawning manner and asked.
Yin Chixue squinted at him: "You really want to know?"
When Yu He heard it, his heart was full of drama, and he nodded hurriedly, "Think about it."
Yin Chixue smiled, hooked her fingers, and signaled him to listen carefully.
Yu He immediately leaned over, wishing he could stick to Yin Chixue's face.
After a while, Yin Chixue finally revealed what he knew a little:
"You are a slave, you can take care of the prince well, and you don't need to ask about the rest."
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"I'm so pissed off. If I wasn't afraid of his Shangfang sword, which cuts the faint king up and the courtiers down, I really want to give him a punch."
Ruo Ting was drowsy holding the book of rites that was about to be rummaged through, but was suddenly awakened by Yu He's sudden opening of the door, and then saw him muttering something as soon as he entered the door.
"Why did you come back?" Ruo Ting yawned, walked to the bed in a daze, and fell headlong into the quilt.
"Your Highness, have you memorized the chapters I asked you to memorize?" Yu He didn't answer him, but changed the topic directly.
Sure enough, as soon as the endorsement was mentioned, the prince immediately started to play dead.
Yu He couldn't resist him, so he had no choice but to help him take off his clothes and cover the quilt, then made himself a floor bunk and slept next to Ruo Ting's bed.
After all, the shop waiter said that the world is not peaceful recently, and the prince is a bad-headed person, so I have to watch him carefully.
The moon was sparse, and the roof was still clinging to completely melted snow. The inn with the lights off was completely dark, and occasionally one or two cockroaches could be heard rustling.
At the door of Tianzi No. [-] room where Ruoting lived, there were suddenly a few more pairs of feet. Although the footsteps moved extremely fast, there was no slightest movement.
A few figures stopped at the door of the room, motionless——
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"Wake up! Wake up!"
"Why, it's not dawn yet—"
"Wake up!" Just as Yu He was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Dream, his face was suddenly grabbed by someone, he woke up with a jerk, and sat up abruptly.
As soon as he opened his eyes, there were two big faces close together.
Yu He backed away in fright, knocking his head on the corner of the table.
"No, can you stop being surprised." After seeing the person coming, Yu He breathed a sigh of relief.
Yin Chixue unceremoniously grabbed his collar and pulled him up from the ground with a rare serious expression:
"I ask you, where is the prince?"
Yu He rubbed his sore eyes and pointed to the bed: "Why don't you just lie there..."
Stop talking in the middle of the sentence.
He almost scrambled forward, lifted the quilt, touched the already cold quilt, and his heart sank suddenly——
"Where are people?" After a while, he stupidly asked such an idiot-like question.
"Yo! You still asked us, last night you said you wanted to sleep with His Highness, so we checked out for you, but that's how you took care of him? Seeing that no one was found early in the morning?" The little eunuch was so anxious that Lan Hua pointed her fingers. tilted up.
"Did you go down for morning exercise?" Yu He said, opening the small carved window and looking down.
"I ran into the waiter just now and asked about it. He said he didn't see anyone going out from here." Yin Chixue took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.
"That's strange, where can he go." Yu He looked at the bed with an expression of "I've watched five hundred episodes of Conan".
Yin Chixue calmed down, reached out to test the temperature of the test bed, and then tore Ruoting's clothes off the palace this time from the screen beside him: "The coats are all there. In such a cold day, it is impossible for the prince's headquarters to wear only obscene clothes." Let's go out."
Yu He was thinking about this question, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration!
"Isn't that just being kidnapped?"
"You, you, you, you have the face to say it!" The little eunuch had an expression that the sky was about to fall.
Yu He endured it, the swear words accumulated over the past 20 years rolled in his mouth, and he almost couldn't help but spit out the fragrance.
Yin Chixue didn't even bother to scold him, so she snapped her fingers, and before Yu He could react, two black shadows suddenly jumped down from the roof——
This... what's the situation?
After taking a closer look, I could see what the two creatures that jumped out from the roof were.
Two people, let's look at their attire, they must be guards in the palace.
"Out of the wild, during the play, the two of you didn't even notice that the prince disappeared for no reason?" Yin Chixue asked the teacher for a crime, and the two of them immediately turned pale, and immediately knelt down on one knee to plead guilty.
"Forgive me, my lord. The two of us did not notice any changes last night, and we never saw the prince leave the room."
"Then a living person, can't he just disappear out of thin air?" Yin Chixue raised his eyebrows, and the anger in his eyes couldn't be concealed.
The two dark guards looked at each other and bowed their heads in silence.
"It's over, it's over, if the Holy Majesty blames this, we will all have to move our heads!" The little eunuch rubbed his hands aside, pacing up and down anxiously like ants on a hot pot.
"It's not just the head moving, but the nine clans have to be punished as well." Yu He added.
"Okay, don't be poor at this time, hurry up and get the prince back, you go east when you go out for a wild show, you go west, little Fuzi, and as for little chestnut, you come with me."
With a wave of Yin Chixue's hand, several people took orders and hurried out the door.
But the strange thing is that Yu He still stood there and didn't move.
"Let's go, what are you doing sitting still, you think your life is too long, don't you?"
Yu He was still not in a hurry, and even took a sip from his teacup, looking confident.
"Don't worry, my lord. If it's really a kidnapping, the prince should still be in this inn right now. If it's not a kidnapping, then let those stunned youths look for it, and let's just sit back and enjoy it."
Yin Chixue looked at him suspiciously, exactly like looking at a fool.
"It is now Maoshi (five o'clock) in the early morning, and it was ugly time (one o'clock) when we went to bed last night. People will enter deep sleep at Yinshi (after three o'clock) in the early morning. You have to admit that if their target is the prince, then this must have been planned long ago, and timing is also a part of the plan."
Yu He seriously explained to Yin Chixue, but he didn't know how many words he could understand.
"This is at the junction of the two cities, surrounded by mountains on all sides, it must be very risky for criminals to take such a big person away without anyone noticing, so they will definitely consider that when we find out that the prince is gone Everyone went out to look for it, and it would be much safer to transfer the prince at this time, this is the so-called transfer of the tiger away from the mountain, so I suspect that the prince has not left this inn at all."
Yin Chixue was a little surprised, she couldn't imagine that a mere eunuch in this area would have such insight, but she looked at him with admiration.
After pondering for a while, Yin Chixue finally let go of her airs and sat down beside Yu He:
"Actually, in that village last night, I said that the strange smell I smelled was blood."
Yu He stopped drinking tea abruptly, turned his head to look at Yin Chixue's slightly frowned eyebrows: "Blood smell?"
"Yes, very thick. It seems to emanate from that tree in the middle of the village."
Yu He's inner OS: WOC? !Suddenly become a ghost story ah ah hello!
"That's right, that little sister wanted us to leave quickly yesterday, and said it was for our own good. Do you think she knows something, and whether these two things are inextricably linked."
Yin Chixue was a well-known idle prince in the dynasty. He was fond of teasing cats and dogs on weekdays. He led all the servants in the mansion to Jiangnan for vacation. The court was quite critical, so the emperor sent him to Longnan this time. Ling investigates the theft of disaster relief silver to silence the slanderous ministers.
However, just in line with Yin Chixue's saying, "You can not do it, but you can't do it." Within a week, those corrupt officials were dug up from the root to the tip one by one.
To sum up, we can conclude that:
Yin Chixue is a good official, but lazy.
After receiving the emperor's edict, he was still unmoved, so he tapped his toes on the ground in a very boring manner with his hands behind his back, and then nodded casually.
Seeing him like this, the other pedantic and Taoist etiquette veterans couldn't stand it anymore. They wanted to reprimand him to remind him, but they felt that the official rank was not as high as him, not to mention that people's idleness was given by the emperor. Privilege, who made him and the emperor are real brothers born of the same father and mother.
As soon as he returned to Changqing Palace, the little prince immediately unloaded his burden and began to play with his temper.
Yu He felt strange: "Your Highness, haven't you always wanted to leave the palace to have a look, the Holy Majesty ordered you to leave the palace this time, what kind of anger are you doing?"
"I'm angry that I don't live up to it." Ruo Ting's small mouth was so pouted that he could hang a teapot.
Yu He figured it out, going out of the palace was a happy thing, what made him unhappy was the reason for sending him out of the palace.
Because he is too useless and needs frustration education.
In fact, even the grand master's move can't be said to be aimed at the prince. There is nothing wrong with emotion and reason. If the prince has been living in the palace, there will be a lot of people rushing to praise his stinky feet because of his status. Being praised a lot, I'm afraid that in the end, you won't even be able to tell right from wrong.
Just when the prince was depressed, a little maid came running outside and reported that the fifth prince Ruo'an came to see him.
Yu He squinted his eyes, looked at Ruo'an who was waiting outside with his back straight, and laughed twice.
Did you get the news so quickly and come to see the fun?
Ruo Ting waved his hand: "Let him come in."
Sure enough, when Ruo'an saw the listless Ruoting, he immediately put on a sympathetic posture:
"Your Highness, after retiring from the court, I heard that everyone is talking about it, saying that the father wants to send you out of the palace to observe the people's situation?"
Ruoting rested his cheeks on his hands, and sighed: "Yes."
"Your Highness is a prince, how can you set foot in that barren land, I will plead with my father." Ruo'an said it so sincerely that no one in the room could doubt it.
If Yu He hadn't known for a long time that this kid was the big boss behind the scenes, I'm afraid he would have been moved by his overly sincere performance.
It's a pity that going back to the past is to change fate against the sky, not to repeat the same mistakes.
"The fifth prince is concerned. The sage speaks well. Once a gentleman speaks, it is hard to follow. The slave knows that the fifth prince respects and loves the emperor. He is worried about the suffering of the emperor and specifically asks the emperor for mercy. This is not to make it difficult for the emperor."
In fact, Yu He's implication is: Don't think that I don't know what kind of wishful thinking you are doing, don't pretend to be kind here, and pretend to be honest and honest, the worst is you. To put it bluntly, isn't it just acting for the emperor to please the emperor?
Ruo'an raised his head, with a half-smile expression on his face: "Elder-in-law's words are very true, since that's the case, then I won't mind my own business, if His Highness is short of food and clothing outside, feel free to send someone to the palace to report to me, The emperor will do his best."
Yu He turned his head away, not looking at him.
The prince stayed in Changqing Palace for a while and felt bored, so he got up obediently and left.
In the early morning of the next day, the ladies of the court brought a lot of exquisitely crafted clothes and items, and while packing them, they told Yu He that he must take good care of the prince when he left the palace this time, and if the prince lost a single strand of hair, he would bring his head up to see him. .
Yu He's inner OS: Damn, it's too much, they're all adults, who doesn't lose their hair.
Early in the morning, the carriage stopped at the gate of the palace, and a few young eunuchs were cleaning the interior of the carriage, while Ruo Ting was standing aside with his bright yellow parcel, which was a symbol of status, with a look of disgrace on his face.
When Imperial Concubine Yu learned that her son was thrown by the emperor to a remote mountain village to experience life, she considered it a good thing, and she was so happy there, she almost clapped her hands.
"Brother, please take good care of Ruo Ting for us." Seeing Yin Chixue standing there like a normal person, the emperor didn't know whether it was good or bad to let Yin Chixue accompany him, seeing him like this, he still felt a little worried.
Yin Chixue threw the last piece of bun crumbs into the mouth of his northern long-tailed tit, rubbed his fat little head with his index finger, and said without raising his head, "Don't worry, Brother Huang, I often go to the Huiyuan area. Half a native of Huiyuan, there are ministers who will make the prince's life nourishing and comfortable."
The emperor supported his forehead: "Whether you are comfortable or not is another matter, the important thing is how much you have learned."
Yin Chixue held the birdcage and tilted her head slightly: "How much you can learn depends entirely on the prince himself, doesn't it?"
This Yin Chixue is really a scumbag, she clears herself up with a single sentence.
"Okay, it's getting late, we have to set off early, and try to arrive at Huiyuan before tomorrow night." After Yin Chixue finished speaking, he covered the birdcage with the tarpaulin, and handed it to Yu He who was still stupidly standing aside.
Yu He:? ? ?
"Take it." Yin Chixue glanced at him, his eyes filled with contempt.
Yu He took a deep breath, tried his best to restrain the urge to punch him, and explained with a smile on his face: "My lord, we belong to His Royal Highness, and we have the right not to do things for him."
Yin Chixue held the birdcage in one hand and put the other behind his back, looking down at the unruly boy, his eyes were like X-rays, Yu He couldn't stand it after a while, backed up again and again, and took the birdcage respectfully.
The birdcage shook, and the fat Jiujiu let out a soft cry inside, and Yin Chixue immediately came over to remind him: "Jiujiu is timid, you must be gentle with your hands and feet, don't disturb it, understand?"
Yu He: "Understood."
— a hammer.
As the contemporary cute god of northern long-tailed tits, Yin Chixue may belong to the earliest breeders. Because raising is difficult and difficult to survive, there are few people who raise them, and people in this era can't get the cuteness of the cute god. From this point of view , this Yin Chixue is still thinking ahead.
In fact, strictly speaking, this Yin Chixue's character seems to be closer to himself, rude and a little willful, never consider others, and even despise everyone because of his own speciality, and play with everyone in his hands.
The most unfortunate thing is that he himself is one of his playthings, and he still enjoys being played with.
Really worthless.
The prince had a carriage, Yin Chixue had a carriage, Yu He and another eunuch drove the horses, one after the other, embarked on the journey to Huiyuan——
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After the carriage drove out of the capital, it slowed down, and the prince curiously opened the curtain and looked around at the surrounding scenery like a curious baby.
Yu He sat drowsy in the carriage, while the little eunuch driving the horse next to him was chattering about his love for King An Ying.
The two little eunuchs I met at the entrance of the imperial dining room last time were also the same, and this one was also, one or two were so fascinated by the vixen Yin Chixue that they couldn't find their way.
And their reason for admiring Yin Chixue is also very simple: she has a beautiful voice and sweet voice, but her mother is a broken sleeve.
Yu He almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, how did everyone know that Yin Chixue is a broken sleeve?
As if feeling Yu He's fiery questioning gaze, the little eunuch immediately sat upright and explained in a low voice:
"No one in the palace knows about it. If the sage hadn't tried everything possible to obstruct it, the Ninth Prince would have taken that person back to his residence, and I heard that he would make him a princess."
Yu He was dumbfounded.
Wait a minute, isn't it me who wants to build a good relationship with Yin Chixue?Who is this coquettish slut who turned out to be out of nowhere, then wouldn't he become a third party who destroys other people's feelings?
Is the script wrong?In fact, I should wear it on that coquettish bitch, right?
"I heard that Huiyuan's place was recommended by the lord to the sage. I think the lord is thinking about that little wave hoof. I heard that the man belongs to Huiyuan." The eunuch continued.
Although, why call him Xiaolang Hoof.
Seemingly seeing Yu He's doubts cleverly again, the little eunuch instantly turned into an NPC and explained:
"It's really despicable. That person is a young lady in a brothel, a bitch with thousands of people on top, how can He De be able to get into the eyes of the Ninth Prince."
WTF?Or a male prostitute?
But even so, maybe people are selling their performances instead of their bodies, and this little eunuch is too disrespectful to say that he is a little bitch and a little bitch.
After chatting for a while, Yu He felt that this person was so idiotic that he was bored, so he stopped talking to him, turned around and opened the curtain of the carriage to look at Ruo Ting's situation.
Ruo Ting is worthy of being big-hearted, and he can still sleep on his back at this time. Does he have any consciousness that he will succeed the general in the future?
The carriage bumped and drove out of the outskirts of the capital. There were few people here, and occasionally one or two old men who went up the mountain to collect firewood would pass by in a hurry.
Originally, according to the normal process, he should have driven out of the suburbs to the suburban border of Huiyuan, but because of the motion sickness of this useless prince, he yelled and wanted to vomit within a few minutes, so he had to slow down and speed up after putting him to sleep. The pace, otherwise it is estimated that it is still wandering around the capital now.
"I remember that there is an inn three or four miles further forward. We will rest there tonight and leave tomorrow. Prince, what do you think?" Yin Chixue poked her head out and asked the pale Ruoting.
Ruoting covered his mouth and nodded weakly: "Okay, then go to the inn to rest first."
It can be said that this prince is really useless to a certain extent. He can't read, he can't do anything, he can't do anything, and he eats more than anyone else. Yu He feels that he has no patience with him. , Wanting to support such a person to the throne is even more difficult than the curse of qualifying for a tie in the national football team.
After walking for about a quarter of an hour according to Yin Chixue's directions, a few people got out of the car and were completely dazed.
"My lord, is this the inn you mentioned?" Yu He curled up, looking at the ruined temple in front of him with disdain.
The red paint on the gate of the temple is mottled one by one, the beams that have been in disrepair are covered with spider webs, and the statues of Bodhisattvas in the middle of the temple are slightly hideous, either missing arms or legs, and you can even hear mice running passing sound.
Yin Chixue was stunned for a while, then turned around, still holding his prison bird in his hand preciously:
"Oh, maybe I remembered wrongly."
Yu He took a deep breath, and said with a blunt smile: "My lord, where are we going to rest tonight? We can't just make do with this ruined temple for one night. I don't care if I'm rough, but I'm afraid that your highness will be delicate. I can't bear it."
"The prince came out of the palace this time to experience life among the people, not for an outing. So what if he lives in this temple? Are you right, Your Highness the Prince?"
Ruoting was stunned for a moment, then nodded without hesitation: "Yes."
For a hammer, this licking dog!
Just when several people were at a stalemate, the little Taijin who was sent out to explore the way hurried back, and before he could catch his breath, he shouted excitedly:
"My lord, I have inquired about it. There is a small village behind this slope, with dozens of households. If it is not possible, we can spend the night there tonight."
When it came to staying overnight, Yu He couldn't help shivering.
Last time, I also wanted to go to the Changchun Village to spend the night and only met the female ghost.
This time too, Yu He always felt strange in his heart, and vaguely felt that something was about to happen.
After walking for about three miles, it took a lot of effort to turn over the slope. Finally, a small village that looked a bit bleak appeared in everyone's sight.
Yu He counted about a dozen houses, not as many as the little eunuch said.
"Let's go, go and ask someone else first." Yin Chixue said and walked forward.
"Wait, wait." Yu He quickly stopped him.
Why does this person have no sense of security at all? As the saying goes, people are separated from the belly, who knows if there are people or ghosts in this village, not to mention Yin Chixue, who looks like a fool with a lot of money, rushes forward to ask if he is caught by criminals. It's on... Throwing a bundle of ropes into the woodshed, wouldn't it mean that I will stay here as a eunuch for the rest of my life.
"Do you have something to do?" Yin Chixue looked at him arrogantly, although he was trying to hide it, but Yu He could still see the disdain in his eyes.
Seeing his death like this, Yu He felt really uncomfortable in his heart, reminding him why, this kind of person lacks the cruelty of society.
"It's okay, please, please."
Yin Chixue glanced at him, took two steps forward, and then stopped suddenly.
He backed up, looked Yu He up and down, then pointed to the small wooden house at the head of the village: "Go and ask."
"Me?" Yu He pointed to his nose and looked at him in disbelief.
This person is really shameless to a certain extent.
"Otherwise, I am the master and you are the slave. If you don't go to this kind of thing, do you want me to go?"
Yu He gave him a look, tied up the horse, and helped the crown prince off the carriage. After doing all this, he reluctantly walked deep into the village.
It’s only six or seven o’clock in the evening. In winter, the days are short and the nights are long. It gets dark early, and people here go to bed early. It’s only seven o’clock when the village is completely dark. lights.
In the middle of the village grew an old tree with a diameter of more than one meter. Lush, revealing the meaning of abundance that is incompatible with this season.
Yu He crouched like a quail and tiptoed to the door of the house where the light was still on at the head of the village, and looked at Ruo Ting and the others begging for help, seeing that they were already buried in the darkness, Shi Shiran could only sigh, Then pull the doorknob on the wooden door—
"Who is it?" Soon, a slightly younger voice came from inside the room. Just listening to it like this, I feel that the appearance should not be low.
Yu He immediately rubbed his little hands excitedly: "Miss sister, we came from the capital, it's getting late, and we want to stay here for one night, I wonder if Miss sister can help me?"
There was silence for a while, and then the door in front of him slowly opened——
A girl who looked to be only seventeen or eighteen years old was standing inside, her slender body was hiding behind the door, watching the person coming vigilantly.
When Yu He took a look, his eyes lit up.
To be honest, this girl is a bit high-looking, much better than those in the palace. I used to envy the emperor for having three thousand beauties in the harem, but now I realize that sometimes, it is better to have none. No wonder so many princes and nobles gave up their glory and wealth to pursue The so-called "plainness is true" is nothing more than the fact that wild flowers are more fragrant.
"I'm sorry, everyone, please go back." The girl shook her head and said, before closing the door.
Ehhhhh?Is this different from the development in the TV series?
Isn't such a beautiful girl usually gentle, generous, and considerate? Normally, in this case, the girl would reply: "If you don't mind, gentlemen, you can rest in the humble house for a night."
"We've been walking for a day, and we can't find a place to stay. If you don't think it's convenient, you can bring us some blankets so we can spend the night in the carriage." Yu He hurriedly blocked the door, pleading softly .
"It's not that I don't want to help you. I'm doing it for your own good. You should leave here as far as you can." The girl kept her eyebrows lowered and did not dare to raise her head, and her voice was very low, as if she was afraid of being disturbed. like anyone.
But Yu He thought it was a bit strange to say this, what was meant for their own good.
"Since the girl doesn't want us, we don't have to force it. At worst, please continue walking." Prince Ruoting was already hungry and sleepy at the moment, leaning on the stone mill beside him and rubbing his small waist, quite uncomfortable. Interjected impatiently.
Seeing that pretty young lady closed the door, Yu He could only sigh regretfully, and just as he turned around to go back, he suddenly met a pair of scarlet and strange pupils, which made him scream strangely, and then reflexively backed up three times. step.
After waiting for a while to see clearly, he realized that it was Yin Chixue. The red light from the red lantern hanging outside the village gate was reflected in his eyes, so at first glance it looked like two blood-red dots.
"Yaoshou! What are you doing so close all of a sudden!" Yu He scolded while stroking his fragile little heart.
"Did you smell a strange smell?" Yin Chixue was not in the mood to flirt with him.
As soon as these words came out, almost everyone held their breath for an instant, and then stretched their noses to smell carefully according to Yin Chixue's so-called "strange smell".
"No, isn't it just the smell of sand?" Yu He sniffed, but he didn't really smell anything.
"I don't care about any strange smells, I'm hungry, let's quickly find a place to stay." Ruoting complained dissatisfiedly on the side.
"My lord, we are timid and stupid, so if you have anything to say, just say it."
"Forget it." At this moment, Yin Chixue was playing tricks.
The group of people boarded the carriage tired again, bumped around for about half an hour, and finally found an inn before closing time.
Seeing the appearance of a few people dressed in brocade clothes, the waiter of the dog leg shop immediately regained his spirits, put the towel on his shoulders, and shouted "Please, guest officer~" in a calm manner.
This inn is located at the junction of the two cities, and the business is indeed busy with people coming and going. Even at around ten o'clock in the evening, the lobby is still full of seats.
Yu He looked at this scene curiously, and felt that it was very similar to the scenes seen on TV, so he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
Just as they stepped into the inn, several monks came in behind them. They didn't look like they were 30 or 60 years old. Only the leader looked a little older, maybe [-] years younger.
But Yu He was not interested in the monk, so he just glanced at him and then looked away.
"Where are the distinguished guests from?" The waiter in the shop led Yu He and others to the private room on the second floor and asked casually.
"From the capital." Among them, the talkative little eunuch rushed to reply.
"Look at the extraordinary clothes, they must be the young masters of that rich family." The waiter continued to flatter.
Yin Chixue was not interested in chatting with him about something worthless, so she immediately interrupted him: "Prepare three rooms for us, and one of them will be a Tianzizi room."
When the shop waiter heard this, his face changed slightly.
After all, the ones who dare to ask for a Tianzihao house are either princes or high-ranking officials. Ordinary people can’t afford it. After hearing that these people are all from the capital, their identities are really worth exploring. It’s not sure. The little boy who was [-] years old is the present prince.
Then look at the two men next to them, they obviously look like they have insufficient male hormone secretion, maybe they are eunuchs and eunuchs in the palace?
Thinking about it this way, the waiter in this shop naturally didn't dare to be negligent, his waist was almost bent like a shrimp, and he led the four of them up to the private room on the second floor like a dog.
This Yin Chixue's appetite is still the same, looking at the table full of delicacies, Yu He thought to himself, wouldn't she be afraid of getting fat if she ate so much at such a late hour?
Facts have proved that Yin Chixue is the kind of flirtatious slut who is naturally beautiful, but no matter how she eats, she doesn't get fat;
After dinner, another little eunuch went downstairs quickly to feed the horses. Ruo Ting continued to recite the Four Books and Five Classics in his room, but Yin Chixue, after eating and drinking enough to play with the birds, just screamed for a bath .
The waiter in the shop quickly boiled the water and prepared the tub, and Yin Chixue threw a pile of rose petals into it in a particularly aggressive manner.Where did this season come from.
After helping to pour the hot water, Yu He was about to go back to the prince's room to guide him in studying, when he heard Yin Chixue call out to him again in the room like an order:
"Who allowed you to go?"
"Does the lord have any orders?" Yu He held the wooden barrel and poked half of his head in through the door.
Yin Chixue grabbed the towel on the screen and threw it over: "Come and wipe my back."
!!!
When Yu He heard this, he was so frightened that the wooden barrel dropped.
Isn't his ears stuffed with donkey hair? What did this flirt just say?Let yourself wipe his back?And such a good thing?No, it's unreasonable to think of yourself as something.
Even though he was happy in his heart, Yu He still pretended to be a chaste and strong woman on the surface, straightened his back, and glared at Yin Chixue with his nostrils: "I am a member of His Royal Highness, and I have the right not to serve the prince."
Yin Chixue took off her coat and hung it on the screen, and sat beside the bathtub in only white obscene clothes. She reached out to check the temperature of the bath water in the bucket, and said as if pretending not to care:
"Don't you know that this king has the Shangfang sword bestowed by the former emperor, which can behead the faint king and the courtiers at the bottom. A little eunuch like you, with ten of them, is enough for me to cut at will."
When Yu He heard it, his legs went limp.
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"My lord, is this strength okay?"
"Keep working harder, you haven't eaten."
"It's not about worrying about the prince's delicate body. If I am a rough person and hurt the prince with all my strength, if you are not happy, I will have to move my head."
"Young poor, if you really know how to be afraid, if you really understand the rules, you won't call yourself 'I' one by one." Yin Chixue rested his hands on the edge of the tub, raised his head slightly, and looked at the rather unruly little girl above his head without any trace. eunuch.
"Then how should I call myself, slave?" Yu He asked rhetorically.
Yin Chixue glanced at him, but said nothing.
Like an old man pushing a cart, Yu He rubbed Yin Chixue's back behind him like an old man pushing a cart, and Yu He didn't give up until a few red marks appeared on his white and tender skin.
But looking down from the top, looking down through the gaps in the petals floating on the water, you can vaguely see Yin Chixue's small waist, Yu He couldn't help sighing in his heart that this waist can make a solo debut, it's too thin, then How do you say it?
Yingying is not enough to grasp.
"May I ask, my lord, will you be able to stand up this year?" Yu He leaned in front of Yin Chixue, sized him up carefully, and asked casually.
"There is more than enough to stand." (over 30 years old)
"I really can't see it. If you didn't say it, I thought you had just reached the weak championship this year."
"Stop flattering." Yin Chixue stretched out his wet hand backwards, and patted Yu He's head like a puppy.
The bird cage hanging on the side of the scale swayed slightly, and the fat jiujiu in the cage was awakened, shaking its chubby body and screaming twice.
At this time, Yin Chixue's hand stopped suddenly.
"My lord, what's the matter?" Yu He asked curiously.
"someone is coming."
Yu He was startled, and slowly straightened up, looking at the slight fluctuations in the half cup of tea in the teacup on the table.
The door rang twice, Yu He immediately pulled up the screen to block Yin Chixue, then ran to open the door vigilantly.
At the door stood the waiter with a smile all over his face.
"What's the matter?" Yu He asked, staring at him.
The waiter rubbed his hands, moved forward slightly, trying to keep his voice down:
"Oh, the lights are going to be turned off in our store. You should rest as soon as possible after washing. Someone will collect the bath water tomorrow."
"Okay, got it." Yu He said, and was about to close the door.
"Also." The waiter in the store suddenly extended his hand to block the door, "I want to remind all distinguished guests that the world is not peaceful recently, so try not to walk around at night."
"What do you call it, not peaceful? What is not peaceful?" Yu He hated this kind of half-spoken speech the most in his life.
The waiter's smile gradually became awkward, he rubbed his hands anxiously, licked his lips and explained: "It's hard to go into details about this kind of thing, it's okay for you to just throw yourself into the stack for one night, it should be fine, take a rest early, tomorrow morning you Shall we go downstairs for breakfast or shall I serve the room?"
Just when Yu He was thinking about avoiding contact with too many idlers as much as possible in their identities and asking Xiaoer to bring breakfast into the room, a pair of hands suddenly stretched out and pulled himself aside.
Yin Chixue came out of the bathtub at some point, wearing only obscene clothes, her long hair was soaked and casually draped over her shoulders, and after washing her white hair, she was as charming as a lotus flower. Not only Yu He, but even the waiter in the store looked at her Straighten your eyes.
"The unevenness you said is related to the village behind the slope?" Yin Chixue asked after fastening his belt.
The little boy nodded hesitantly.
"Okay, since the second brother doesn't want to say it, then we won't force it, and go to bed early." After Yin Chixue finished speaking, he closed the door mercilessly.
Yu He was still holding the bath towel and standing on the side like an idiot. When he saw Yin Chixue sitting there, he fell into deep thought, and hurried forward to ask:
"My lord, what do you know?"
Yin Chixue dragged her chin, crossed her legs gracefully, casually picked up the green teacup on the table with one hand, and said thoughtfully, "Maybe I know a thing or two."
"What's the matter, can you tell the little one one or two? The little one is dying of anxiety." Yu He immediately leaned forward in a fawning manner and asked.
Yin Chixue squinted at him: "You really want to know?"
When Yu He heard it, his heart was full of drama, and he nodded hurriedly, "Think about it."
Yin Chixue smiled, hooked her fingers, and signaled him to listen carefully.
Yu He immediately leaned over, wishing he could stick to Yin Chixue's face.
After a while, Yin Chixue finally revealed what he knew a little:
"You are a slave, you can take care of the prince well, and you don't need to ask about the rest."
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"I'm so pissed off. If I wasn't afraid of his Shangfang sword, which cuts the faint king up and the courtiers down, I really want to give him a punch."
Ruo Ting was drowsy holding the book of rites that was about to be rummaged through, but was suddenly awakened by Yu He's sudden opening of the door, and then saw him muttering something as soon as he entered the door.
"Why did you come back?" Ruo Ting yawned, walked to the bed in a daze, and fell headlong into the quilt.
"Your Highness, have you memorized the chapters I asked you to memorize?" Yu He didn't answer him, but changed the topic directly.
Sure enough, as soon as the endorsement was mentioned, the prince immediately started to play dead.
Yu He couldn't resist him, so he had no choice but to help him take off his clothes and cover the quilt, then made himself a floor bunk and slept next to Ruo Ting's bed.
After all, the shop waiter said that the world is not peaceful recently, and the prince is a bad-headed person, so I have to watch him carefully.
The moon was sparse, and the roof was still clinging to completely melted snow. The inn with the lights off was completely dark, and occasionally one or two cockroaches could be heard rustling.
At the door of Tianzi No. [-] room where Ruoting lived, there were suddenly a few more pairs of feet. Although the footsteps moved extremely fast, there was no slightest movement.
A few figures stopped at the door of the room, motionless——
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"Wake up! Wake up!"
"Why, it's not dawn yet—"
"Wake up!" Just as Yu He was still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Dream, his face was suddenly grabbed by someone, he woke up with a jerk, and sat up abruptly.
As soon as he opened his eyes, there were two big faces close together.
Yu He backed away in fright, knocking his head on the corner of the table.
"No, can you stop being surprised." After seeing the person coming, Yu He breathed a sigh of relief.
Yin Chixue unceremoniously grabbed his collar and pulled him up from the ground with a rare serious expression:
"I ask you, where is the prince?"
Yu He rubbed his sore eyes and pointed to the bed: "Why don't you just lie there..."
Stop talking in the middle of the sentence.
He almost scrambled forward, lifted the quilt, touched the already cold quilt, and his heart sank suddenly——
"Where are people?" After a while, he stupidly asked such an idiot-like question.
"Yo! You still asked us, last night you said you wanted to sleep with His Highness, so we checked out for you, but that's how you took care of him? Seeing that no one was found early in the morning?" The little eunuch was so anxious that Lan Hua pointed her fingers. tilted up.
"Did you go down for morning exercise?" Yu He said, opening the small carved window and looking down.
"I ran into the waiter just now and asked about it. He said he didn't see anyone going out from here." Yin Chixue took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.
"That's strange, where can he go." Yu He looked at the bed with an expression of "I've watched five hundred episodes of Conan".
Yin Chixue calmed down, reached out to test the temperature of the test bed, and then tore Ruoting's clothes off the palace this time from the screen beside him: "The coats are all there. In such a cold day, it is impossible for the prince's headquarters to wear only obscene clothes." Let's go out."
Yu He was thinking about this question, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration!
"Isn't that just being kidnapped?"
"You, you, you, you have the face to say it!" The little eunuch had an expression that the sky was about to fall.
Yu He endured it, the swear words accumulated over the past 20 years rolled in his mouth, and he almost couldn't help but spit out the fragrance.
Yin Chixue didn't even bother to scold him, so she snapped her fingers, and before Yu He could react, two black shadows suddenly jumped down from the roof——
This... what's the situation?
After taking a closer look, I could see what the two creatures that jumped out from the roof were.
Two people, let's look at their attire, they must be guards in the palace.
"Out of the wild, during the play, the two of you didn't even notice that the prince disappeared for no reason?" Yin Chixue asked the teacher for a crime, and the two of them immediately turned pale, and immediately knelt down on one knee to plead guilty.
"Forgive me, my lord. The two of us did not notice any changes last night, and we never saw the prince leave the room."
"Then a living person, can't he just disappear out of thin air?" Yin Chixue raised his eyebrows, and the anger in his eyes couldn't be concealed.
The two dark guards looked at each other and bowed their heads in silence.
"It's over, it's over, if the Holy Majesty blames this, we will all have to move our heads!" The little eunuch rubbed his hands aside, pacing up and down anxiously like ants on a hot pot.
"It's not just the head moving, but the nine clans have to be punished as well." Yu He added.
"Okay, don't be poor at this time, hurry up and get the prince back, you go east when you go out for a wild show, you go west, little Fuzi, and as for little chestnut, you come with me."
With a wave of Yin Chixue's hand, several people took orders and hurried out the door.
But the strange thing is that Yu He still stood there and didn't move.
"Let's go, what are you doing sitting still, you think your life is too long, don't you?"
Yu He was still not in a hurry, and even took a sip from his teacup, looking confident.
"Don't worry, my lord. If it's really a kidnapping, the prince should still be in this inn right now. If it's not a kidnapping, then let those stunned youths look for it, and let's just sit back and enjoy it."
Yin Chixue looked at him suspiciously, exactly like looking at a fool.
"It is now Maoshi (five o'clock) in the early morning, and it was ugly time (one o'clock) when we went to bed last night. People will enter deep sleep at Yinshi (after three o'clock) in the early morning. You have to admit that if their target is the prince, then this must have been planned long ago, and timing is also a part of the plan."
Yu He seriously explained to Yin Chixue, but he didn't know how many words he could understand.
"This is at the junction of the two cities, surrounded by mountains on all sides, it must be very risky for criminals to take such a big person away without anyone noticing, so they will definitely consider that when we find out that the prince is gone Everyone went out to look for it, and it would be much safer to transfer the prince at this time, this is the so-called transfer of the tiger away from the mountain, so I suspect that the prince has not left this inn at all."
Yin Chixue was a little surprised, she couldn't imagine that a mere eunuch in this area would have such insight, but she looked at him with admiration.
After pondering for a while, Yin Chixue finally let go of her airs and sat down beside Yu He:
"Actually, in that village last night, I said that the strange smell I smelled was blood."
Yu He stopped drinking tea abruptly, turned his head to look at Yin Chixue's slightly frowned eyebrows: "Blood smell?"
"Yes, very thick. It seems to emanate from that tree in the middle of the village."
Yu He's inner OS: WOC? !Suddenly become a ghost story ah ah hello!
"That's right, that little sister wanted us to leave quickly yesterday, and said it was for our own good. Do you think she knows something, and whether these two things are inextricably linked."
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