Criminal Investigation: Martial Law in the City

=Fourth honeymoon outside the episode=

With the addition of annual leave and other weekends that can be slipped away, Xu Ji scraped together 14 days to travel with Fang Ketang for honeymoon.

Xu Ji said that this was a traveling marriage, Fang Ketang responded, but when others asked, he still said that this was an elopement with Xu Ji.

Not much time, Fang Ketang only planned three places: Venice, Maldives, and Yunnan after returning home.

I went to the Maldives because couples seem to go here for their honeymoon, and I went to Venice because I thought Disney was here, but after halfway through the guide, I found out that there is no Disney, so forget it, and it’s a pretty good place.

I went to Yunnan because I ate flower cakes made by Xu Ji who didn’t know where to get them in high school. Fang Ketang was amazed, and always clamored to see the place of origin on the packaging, and cut flowers to make by himself.

On the first day the two of them arrived in the Maldives, Fang Ketang came surfing as planned, but they misfired and fought for two more rounds while anointing each other in the hotel on the island.

After the battle, Xu Ji took him to take a bath. Fang Ketang couldn't open his eyes after taking a bath. He fell asleep until five o'clock in the afternoon. After opening his eyes, he hugged Xu Ji and kissed him and said, "Brother is amazing, brother is going to kill me." Dirty words.

It's true that my brother is ashamed to death.Xu Ji ran away without listening, and when he came back, he took something and rubbed it against him, insisting that he complete today's plan, and it would not be in vain.

Fang Ketang was wiped awake by a towel soaked in cold water, and Xu Ji let Xu Ji toss him around like a salted fish.

"Brother Xu Ji, do I feel soft?"

Xu Ji didn't answer.

"Speaking of Xu Ji, is my butt soft?"

Xu Ji still didn't speak.

Fang Ketang pinched the flesh on his waist with his toes, and after playing for a while, seeing that Xu Ji still didn't respond, he let out a bored groan and put down his legs.

"Brother Dumb doesn't want to answer, then give me a kiss at the head office, right?" Fang Ketang leaned up and licked his lower lip like a kitten. Xu Ji couldn't stand this, so he picked him up on his buttocks and kissed him hard on his lips before leaving the door Before that, Fang Ketang was pushed against the wall and bullied for a while, and he didn't stop until he was blushing and out of breath.

After finally taking the person out of the room, Xu Ji squatted down and put Fang Ketang down, telling him to wait here first, and he went to rent a surfboard.

Fang Ketang stopped him: "I don't want to play anymore, my legs are so soft. You did it."

Xu Ji blushed again: "Then go to the beach and play volleyball?"

Fang Ketang nodded, thinking that this is okay.

There are many small islands in the Maldives. For some reason, there are not many tourists on this small island they picked, but there are many local business people.

Xu Ji went back to the room, took two woolen blankets and came out. He saw a tall foreign man squatting next to Fang Ketang's beach chair and talking to him. Both of them laughed happily. He took out his phone and started adding contact information.

When Xu Ji walked to his side, he stroked Fang Ketang's neck, Fang Ketang covered his hand and patted it twice, still communicating with that person.

Xu Ji's English is at the level of exam-oriented education that can give high marks in papers, and he didn't understand a few words when the two of them communicated. He only felt that Fang Ketang seemed to say "it's okay, he doesn't understand us".

Xu Ji was secretly annoyed by this for a long time, until at night when he was eating in the small open-air restaurant, a group of locals with garlands came out and surrounded them singing and dancing.

Before Xu Ji understood what kind of tourist welcome ceremony this was, Fang Ketang knelt down on one knee in front of him.

Holding up the ring that he had hidden for an unknown amount of time, he smiled and said, "Mr. Xu Ji, will you marry me?"

Xu Ji was stunned, and his heart started beating uncontrollably.The person next to him with the video equipment whistled and translated the Chinese sentence to the crowd.It was the person who talked to Fang Ketang in the afternoon.

Seeing that Xu Ji didn't respond, Fang Ketang felt that he had made a mistake, so he changed his words: "Then you are willing to marry me."

Xu Ji bent down and kissed his forehead, and said, "Marry you."

The next few days were happier for the two of them, and later that night almost everyone on the island was attracted, and they had a beach barbecue.Now everyone knows the two of them wherever they go, saying that they are a newly married couple.

Xu Ji likes the feeling of being recognized, and he always responds to everyone who greets him on the road, even if he doesn't understand, he can say hello.

The return ticket was booked long ago, and after a few days of playing, they went to Venice as planned.

The pace of people here is slower, and what Fang Ketang likes most is the food here, they wander around all day long, their mouths never stop.After returning to the room at night, Fang Ketang's mouth did not stop, but he always stuck out his tongue like a kitten and licked it lightly for a while, then whimpered and acted like a spoiled child to Xu Ji: "I can't lick it anymore, I can't stand it any longer. .”

Xu Ji blushed: "You can bear it, don't be coquettish, just lick it well."

Well, Xu Ji can speak dirty words now.Fang Ketang resigned to his fate and swallowed it back like Xu Ji helped him.

The time in Venice was short, and there were still 6 days before they landed in Yunnan.

But at this time Fang Ketang was already tired of playing, and running around to do things these few days was tiring, and when he arrived in Yunnan, he couldn't afford to lie down on the bed.

Xu Ji massaged his feet and pinched his waist, finally coaxing him to go out at night.

The ancient city of Lijiang is very beautiful at night, Fang Ketang came up with another idea, and insisted on dragging Xu Ji to find a fashion store with big red wedding clothes to take a wedding photo.

It didn't take long to find it, and it just so happened that this house still had two sets of wedding dresses.The two rented both sets and picked out two bridal gowns to change into, and took a group photo under the very fake bridal chamber background.

On the way back, Fang Ketang held the photo and looked at it more and more disgusted, but Xu Ji liked it more and more.Fang Ketang saw that the corners of Xu Ji's mouth did not drop tonight, and seeing that he was happy, he didn't say anything to spoil the scenery.

After returning to the hotel, he and Xu Ji clasped their fingers together and took a photo of their hands and posted it on Moments: Married, husband and wife are loving, and his wife is the cutest in the universe!

Xu Ji was the first to like it, commented on it, deleted it after a while, commented on Enai, and then deleted and changed and deleted and changed again.Fang Ketang was teased by him, and he kept on hahaha, Xu Ji simply deleted it and didn't comment, and pinned him on the bed angrily.

=Five extra titles=

Fang Ketang has never been shy on his lips, usually he is a good brother and a good brother, and he calls her husband to be gentle when he gets rough on the bed.

Xu Ji is a thin-skinned person, not to mention his husband, he would be ashamed for a long time when he heard that he was a good brother, and he had to look around to see if he was seen.

This is not fair.

Fang Ketang was holding a small box of yogurt with two rows of eight consecutive cups, with all eight straws plugged in, and sat opposite Feng Yizhe.

"Tell me, what do you want Xu Ji to call you?"

"Baby."

Feng Yizhe took a sip of the Coke in his hand, watched Fang Ketang drinking yogurt like playing a harmonica, and felt that this was not a baby, but a fool.

"I have a way, come over with ear."

As soon as Xu Ji came back, he saw Fang Ketang leaning forward to kiss Feng Yizhe.

"What are you doing!" He shouted angrily.

Fang Ketang was frightened and sat down on the ground in a jerk.

Feng Yizhe hurried to help, but Xu Ji grabbed his arm and threw him away, pinching Fang Ketang's waist and pulling him up.

Fang Ketang explained: "Speak in a whisper, nothing to do."

Xu Ji: "There is no one in the room, are you whispering to guard against your doll?"

Fuck, Fang Ketang felt like he didn't believe it either.

Feng Yizhe has always had a fear of Xu Ji, afraid of being hated by others, so he escaped the crime as quickly as spitting marbles: "It's true, it's true, he asked me to drink Coke and then asked me if there is any way for you to call him in the future Baby, I thought of a way to tell him to come over and listen to him, and he came over, really nothing to do with me!"

Feng Yizhe took a breath: "Let's go first, let's go first, the house is on fire and my wife told me to go back and put out the fire."

Feng Yizhe slipped away quickly, leaving Fang Ketang winking at Xu Ji alone: ​​"Brother, it's really what he said."

Xu Ji: "...um."

Fang Ketang: "Huh? You won't blame me this time?"

Xu Ji: "Believe in you... baby."

=Fanwai Liudaibai=

Fang Ketang has recently taken a fancy to the child of Feng Yizhe's family. He is just three and a half years old, cute and lively, and he really likes it.

So when I was fighting at night, I didn't care about anything, and I had to let Xu Ji pick it up...and leave the things inside.

"Husband, go deeper, give your husband a baby."

Xu Ji couldn't bear him, so Fang Ketang could only order and come here, making people cry and scream, and he was so tired that he couldn't open his eyes before he could say a few more words after it was over.Xu Ji hugged him to take a bath and went to bed after cleaning up. The next night when he came back from get off work, he found that there was a little trendy kid with the same hairstyle as Fang Ketang at home.

"Where's the child?"

Fang Ketang smiled at him: "I just gave birth."

"...Where did it come from?"

"Stolen from the street."

Xu Ji: "...Whose family?"

Fang Ketang: "Old Xu's family."

Xu Ji stopped asking, he walked over and squatted down to talk to the child: "Little friend, what's your name?"

"My name is Feng Xiaodou."

It's okay, it's not stolen, Xu Ji is relieved.The nickname Xiaodou was given by Fang Ketang. Although Xu Ji has never seen this child, he still knows the name.

Xu Ji picked up Fang Ketang and let him sit on the sofa, asking him, "How long?"

Fang Ketang looked at the doll, then at Xu Ji, and said, "Keep it until...nine o'clock?"

"Not overnight?"

Fang Ketang shook his head: "I am also a baby, you still have to wait for me to sleep, how can you have the time to put a child to sleep?"

Feng Yizhe and his wife had a candlelight dinner and said they would pick them up at nine o'clock in the evening.Now at seven o'clock sharp, Fang Ketang felt that the three of them could also have a candlelight dinner.The child recognized Fang Ketang as a godfather, so on the way Fang Ketang picked up the baby and said to Xu Ji, "Xiaodou, this is a godmother."

Xiaodou went on the road and shouted on the spot: "Hi godmother!"

Xu Ji replied helplessly, and took the child over again.Fang Ketang's left arm was injured when he was practicing boxing before, and it has not been a hundred days yet, Xu Ji has not let him use his strength.

Feng Xiaodou saw that the godmother liked him very much, so she rushed forward and kissed Xu Ji on the face.

Fang Ketang was annoyed: "Why are you kissing my wife?"

Feng Xiaodou curled her lips: "This afternoon you said you can kiss whoever you like, and let me kiss you."

Fang Ketang started to quarrel with the children: "Then I'm happy if you kiss me, but I'm not happy if you kiss my wife."

Feng Xiaodou snorted and turned her head around: "It's so fierce, if you don't kiss, you won't kiss."

Xu Ji had no choice but to pat the head of the child in his arms, and then patted Fang Ketang's head: "Two children, don't quarrel."

The author has something to say: Let me see which cutie has not collected my new article!hum~