There is always a male god waiting for me [Quick Transmigration]

"Where are the mermaids? You bastards! Can't even look down on a mermaid?"

After a long time, after the Huangmei Opera ended, the father-in-laws realized that Wei Junchen in the water tank had disappeared.

They decided to bring Wei Junchen out to the theater today in private, neither the emperor nor the imperial guards knew.If they found out that he had lost a priceless mermaid... Look at the pimples on the emperor's face that were so happy that they were about to burst, and he probably would end up in the same way with his own brain.

"Look for it! What are you all doing!"

"Notify the imperial guards! Don't let the emperor know! Did you hear that?!"

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The news that the mermaid was lost in the palace spread from ten to ten, and all the palace people grabbed the kitchen knives and forks to catch the mermaid alive. The eunuchs in the Yeting Bureau who were injured by Tao Yuanhang were even more enthusiastic. , holding a harpoon and a steel sword, ready to seek revenge on them.

Today's court is already in full swing, and now it is going to be turned upside down by those father-in-laws and court ladies.They knew that mermaids couldn't leave the water for a long time, and Tao Yuanhang's serious injury would definitely need medicinal materials to heal his injuries.Based on these two characteristics, they searched all the corners of the palace with water and the imperial pharmacy inside and out.

Who would have thought that the two whom everyone was desperately looking for were hiding in the prison and enjoying their time without being bothered.

After searching the palace for a day, they still found nothing. At night, the imperial guards still did not give up their search for Wei Junchen and Tao Yuanhang. In case they left the palace, they sent a wanted notice to the imperial city, hoping that the people would know the whereabouts of Wei Junchen.

It was getting late, Wei Junchen and Tao Yuanhang hurriedly escaped from the prison and hid in the Yu River in the Imperial Garden.Without the sunlight, Wei Junchen didn't feel dry at all with half of his body exposed in the shallow water.Tao Yuanhang beside him used two huge lotus leaves to cover his body and Wei Junchen's body, lying motionless among the flowers on the bank, for fear of being seen by the palace people coming and going.

Wei Junchen rested his head on Tao Yuanhang's chest, and the sound of "plop plop" in his ears was very pleasant.Taking a deep breath, Tao Yuanhang's breath mixed with the fragrance of green grass all penetrated into the nostrils, refreshing.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here. If you are caught, you can go to a place with water and leave me alone." Tao Yuanhang hugged Wei Junchen even tighter, and couldn't help but touch Wei Junchen's forehead after speaking. kissed lightly.

"I'm not afraid, and I won't abandon you." Wei Junchen moved his head, feeling the warmth of Tao Yuanhang's breathing with his hair.

After surviving the first half of the night, most of the guards patrolling the palace were reduced in the second half of the night.Taking advantage of the darkness, the two headed east along the Yuhe River.

The Yu River leads to the outside of the palace, and Wei Junchen can swim out of the river, but it is inconvenient for many people to search during the day, so he can only dive at night.

Swimming in fresh water made Wei Junchen very uncomfortable. Every time he took a breath, he felt that his body was filled with a lot of fresh water and became heavier. Every time he swam, he had to expose his head and breathe through his nasal cavity to adjust the salt content in his mouth. .

"Here we are." During the last break, Wei Junchen saw the palace wall, and the two of them could be free as long as they swam across the wall.

"Plop!" Tao Yuanhang jumped into the water suddenly, his right hand groped in the water for a long time before catching Wei Junchen's hand.

"Underwater is not safe, no matter what, you have to hold on to my hand."

Wei Junchen couldn't help but smile bitterly. As a mermaid, his eyesight in the water is much better than his. Hey!Even so, he still rubbed his head on his shoulder like a little bird, "Okay."

This royal river seems to be separated from the outside of the palace by a wall, but the situation under water is different from that on land.When the palace engineers designed it, they prevented the palace people from escaping and the civilians from outside from entering. Therefore, many underground channels and bends were set up in this part of the city wall.So the surface of the water is calm, but the water is undercurrents.

Wei Junchen could feel that there were different impacts hitting his body underwater, and the underwater vortex tried to pull him away from Tao Yuanhang many times.And Tao Yuanhang's hand never let go. Although he didn't have a mermaid's tail, he seemed to be able to deal with this undercurrent well, and he was able to find a relatively calm area in the water flow after a while.

"Huh-ah!" The moment they stuck their heads out of the water, the two took a deep breath at the same time.

Without the restriction of the palace wall, the sky looks deeper, and every star is more dazzling.

become free!Finally, I no longer have to be forced to cry by those people in the palace!

Wei Junchen took a breath of enjoyment facing the night sky, and stretched his body that had been tortured for many days, feeling unprecedentedly relaxed.Turning around, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the unhappiness flashing between Tao Yuanhang's eyebrows. Needless to say, Wei Junchen also knew why he was upset.

"Don't worry, we'll go back and save the villagers. Even if they can't go back to the village, I'll try to see if I can give them some tears and exchange them for some money to live." Wei Junchen said softly.

"What about me?" Tao Yuanhang asked eagerly.

Wei Junchen raised his eyebrows and the spider spun silk, "You? You naturally want to live with the villagers~ What do you want?"

Hearing this, a trace of disappointment flashed in Tao Yuanhang's eyes, "Oh."

Tao Yuanhang just couldn't turn his mind, and he foolishly believed whatever Wei Junchen said.Seeing the disappointment on his face, Wei Junchen burst into a "puchi" laugh, "I'm kidding you! Of course you want to be with me, I kicked you so stupid, can't I support you?"

When Wei Junchen said this, Tao Yuanhang was a little shy, and the honest and honest he laughed and his face had already turned into a red apple with embarrassment.Wei Junchen held his cheek and gave him a "trojan horse" on his lips.

"Hey, now that the stamp has been stamped, you can't renege on it!"

"Not bad."

"Even if those villagers ask you to go back with them, you can't go unless I let you go."

Tao Yuanhang held Wei Junchen's hand in his palm, "Even if you let me go, I will not go."

[Promote the progress of the main task!Gain the favorability of the Raiders!

Current favorability: nine hearts]

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It was inconvenient for Wei Junchen to walk on land. Tao Yuanhang found the water tank used by the fishmonger to store fish in the vegetable market, and also found a cart.Wei Junchen hid in the water tank, afraid that he would be "lonely", so he specially put a few carp in to "play" with Wei Junchen.

In the middle of the night, there was no one on the road, Tao Yuanhang pushed the cart and walked on the street with a rumble.The pace of walking was faster, and several family members stuck their heads out to see what happened.

Tao Yuanhang is worthy of being a "rough guy", he just blindly seeks speed, and he just pushes over the terrain regardless of how rough the terrain is.The loud noise woke up many people, and also attracted soldiers on patrol...

"Hey! The boy pushing the cart, stop..."

"Speaking of you! Do you hear me, stop now..."

"Don't run! Stop for me! Otherwise, I'll be rude!"

Tao Yuanhang was guilty of being a thief, and when he heard the voice behind him, he ran like a jerk. The louder the soldiers behind him shouted, the faster he ran. At this time, he wished he could give birth to two more legs.

Seeing Tao Yuanhang's sneaky behavior, the patrolling soldiers noticed something unusual, and saw that there was a water tank on the cart in front of him, and they thought he was the "crazy man who fled with the mermaid" on the wanted warrant.Each of them took out the knives pinned to their waists and quickened their pace of pursuit.

"What's going on? What are you running for?" Wei Junchen felt dizzy in the water tank, wishing to spit out the meal he ate the night before.When he poked his head out of the water tank, he saw Tao Yuanhang's distorted expression.

I saw that he was sweating profusely, with a red face and a ferocious expression, as if he had undergone some inhuman abuse... Who is this person?I do not know him!Wei Junchen complained like this in his heart.

"Hide quickly, don't show your head! The soldiers found out it was us!"

Hehehe, if someone told you to run away, who would know it was you, hey!

It is only to be blamed that Wei Junchen didn't cry a few more tears when he rescued Tao Yuanhang during the day, otherwise the medicinal properties of tears would definitely save Tao Yuanhang's IQ...

But I have to say that Tao Yuanhang's "durability" is really nothing to say, and the soldiers behind him can't run as fast as him pushing the cart.After about a stick of incense, Tao Yuanhang limped around in the imperial city and finally got rid of the soldiers who were chasing them.

Hiding in the alley, Tao Yuanhang leaned against the wall panting heavily, wiped off the bean-sized beads of sweat on his forehead, and scooped some water from Wei Junchen's water tank to wash his face.

"It was really thrilling just now! I will try to keep my voice down when I push the cart in the future, so that they won't find out."

There were three black lines above Wei Junchen's head, "Just as long as you are happy."

After a busy night, both of them were exhausted.Seeing that the moon is setting in the west, and a faint white light has appeared in the east, it is time to take a rest.There are many people during the day, and it is too eye-catching to take a water tank on the road, so it is better to choose a night when there are few people.

While Tao Yuanhang was fast asleep, Wei Junchen touched the ring on his finger on a whim, and called Dabai out.

[May I ask what the host needs? 】

[I want to know how much Tao Yuanhang's IQ is?How much emotional intelligence? 】

Dabai squinted at Wei Junchen, 【The truth is too beautiful, this system is afraid that the host will not be able to bear it. 】

【Tell me...】

【Analyzing, please wait...

Male God No. [-]: Tao Yuanhang

IQ: 75 (stupid)

EQ: 200 (genius)]

Wei Junchen looked helpless, 【Are you fucking kidding me?He is so stupid that grass is growing on his head and still have such a high EQ? 】