There is always a male god waiting for me [Quick Transmigration]

There are many big green trees growing on the cliffs.This kind of big green tree grows luxuriantly, and it only needs a little soil to take root quickly. In just a few months, it can grow into a big tree with a height of more than ten meters, and it can grow a dense crown in less than half a year.

Li Zhe held Wei Junchen in his hand like a chicken.The mountain wind howled, and Wei Junchen felt chills a few meters away from the cliff, and the siren of Dabai kept beeping in his ears, scaring him to the point that his heart rose to his throat.

【alarm!alarm!The host is about to face danger, please prepare for defense quickly! 】

"Ah!" Wei Junchen yelled out.

This Li Zhe was really immoral, he threw Wei Junchen off the edge of the cliff before he was ready.During the falling process, Wei Junchen kept his eyes closed, for fear that he would faint when he saw the floating clouds.

Not only Wei Junchen, but even Xiao Jing who was sitting on the seat couldn't help frowning.

The big green tree on the cliff grows luxuriantly, even if a person who doesn't know lightness kung fu falls, he doesn't have to worry about falling directly into the valley. As long as he doesn't make too much noise when he falls in the air, he can definitely be saved by the big green tree.

"oops!"

The trunk of the big green tree is as thick as two circumferences. When Wei Junchen fell on it, the branches didn't move at all, only a few leaves dropped slightly.But Wei Junchen is a body of flesh and blood, falling from such a high place is not a joke, he fell heavily on the tree trunk, and felt his back hurt as if it was split, he had no time to digest the pain, so he hurried to die Hold on to the trunk, because if he is a step too late, he may fall off the trunk again.

Wei Junchen, who was stimulated by the pain in his back, kept sucking in the air-conditioning. He hadn't eaten in the morning, and he really responded to an idiom: hunger and cold.Thinking of spending today on the big green tree, Wei Junchen silently lit a stick of incense for himself in his heart...

"Hoohoo...!"

"Cuckoo~"

"Hoohoo...!"

"Grumble~"

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor is it that the person you like the most stands in front of you and doesn’t know you love him, but the strings of fruits that grow on your head but you can’t eat them...

This season is the time for fruiting, and there are many red fruits hanging on the treetops of the big green trees.This fruit is sweet and sour, tastes very much like an apple but has a sour taste of persimmon.

[Food Analysis: The fruit is rich in vitamin C and has 140 kilojoules of energy. This fruit is suitable for cooking with meat, with a delicious index of three and a half stars...]

Hearing Dabai rambling in his ear for a whole day, Wei Junchen couldn't even taste the taste of this fruit, it was really annoying.The wind from the valley kept blowing up from below, and Wei Junchen's heart was chilled by the thin clothes, but what could be done?Who let Xiao Jing punish herself for no reason.

It was getting later and later, and the wind in the valley was getting stronger and stronger. Wei Junchen was blown to the point of losing consciousness a long time ago. I'm afraid that in one or two hours, Wei Junchen would really fulfill Li Zhe's wish and die in Lingyun Peak.

"Hey, are you dead?" A cold voice came from above his head.

Wei Junchen was dizzy, turned his face with difficulty and glanced at the man, then collapsed on the tree trunk to rest again. "without."

What does Xiao Jing mean?People throw themselves down during the day, and now it's dusk, and they are still eating an apple leisurely to mock themselves?

"Do you know what's wrong?" Xiao Jing took a bite of the apple, chewed it twice, and then spat the peel off the cliff.

The fruit peel stained with Xiao Jing's saliva fell from Wei Junchen's face, Wei Junchen turned his head to the other side in disgust, and wiped the juice dripping on his face with his sleeve.

"The mistake is that I shouldn't have cooked for you early in the morning, and I shouldn't have stuffed an egg for you in case you were hungry." Wei Junchen grumbled.

Xiao Jing snorted softly, "Are you a woman? Are you the old lady I found? Do you want to make a bed for me next and wash my underwear by the way?"

Wei Junchen froze for a moment, "Could it be, no, isn't it?"

Some time ago when Wei Junchen was Li Zhe's servant, was this all his work?And not only these, even taking a bath for Li Zhe is part of the job, how could it be wrong to be in front of Xiao Jing?

"..."

Xiao Jing was so angry that he threw the apple core heavily on Wei Junchen's head.

"You are a man! Even if you are my servant, you should do what a man should do! Instead of cleaning all day and doing women's work! Our cottage has no shortage of women, let alone mothers-in-law! "

Hold the grass?Who are the girls talking about?Although Wei Junchen has always been thrown down, from the perspective of physiological structure, he is also 40 meters long?Dajiebao's man!

Holding his last breath, Wei Junchen slowly turned over and gave Xiao Jing a hard look, "Then tell me, how can you be considered a man?"

"Able to write and perform martial arts, guard the old and the young in the cottage, dare to follow me in birth and death when necessary, and go into battle with armor!"

Xiao Jing is worthy of being a person who has been on the battlefield before, and his words are extremely imposing.I don't know if it's because I've been in the cottage for a long time, and it's clear that these are some righteous and dignified sentences, but when they come out of his mouth, it seems a little more ruffian for no reason.

"I don't know how to do light work, how can I go into battle and kill the enemy?"

Xiao Jing threw the apple core off the cliff, patted his clothes and stood up, looked down at Wei Junchen and said, "Did Liu Ying arrange you by my side just to let you watch me teach those newcomers?"

A flash of light suddenly flashed in Wei Junchen's eyes, and the gusts of mountain wind instantly woke up his thoughts.

Looking at Xiao Jing who was standing on the edge of the cliff, although he ordered to punish himself today, at this moment, he didn't think he was so annoying, there seemed to be a golden light shining behind Xiao Jing.

"Mean? I can follow you...?"

Xiao Jing raised the corner of her mouth slightly, "What do you think?"

Wei Junchen often read martial arts novels when he was a child, and now he can finally learn some boxing kung fu, and he was so happy that he didn't want it.When he was so happy, he forgot how much pain he had on his body.

"Why are you still lying down? Come up quickly?!" Xiao Jing raised an octave.

Wei Junchen replied quietly, "How can I go up..."

Xiao Jing paused for a moment, then muttered with a look of disgust, "It's really troublesome!" Then he jumped up and jumped down.

Wei Junchen, who had been hungry for a day and his injuries, was already unable to move. Xiao Jing carefully "plucked" him from the tree and carried him on his back, and jumped up little by little like a swallow.

Wei Junchen leaned on Xiao Jing's back, sniffing the smell of Xiao Jing's body, and thought to himself: The beggar chicken he ate at night is really delicious...!