[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

The author has something to say: the mysterious side story that I didn't plan to publish (what)

I always feel like you don’t love me anymore after watching this QAQ

I'm out of my mind..._(:зゝ∠)_(Who believes it)

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#Harmony Brain Hole World#

#Take what to save you and my three views#

#跃马的怎么Everyone is coveting my chrysanthemum and cucumber(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻#

#Author's brain has pit IQ offline series#

#When the festival is eaten by the brain#

#I don't take medicine, I don't take medicine#

#After reading please say you still love me_(:зゝ∠)_#

#Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! ! ! #(WTF

God Realm after a long time.

He has already become a god, but Bai Yan, who has become more and more lazy in recent years, has developed the habit of dragging his loved ones to take a nap. He hugs Tang San in the sun and sleeps contentedly, but he doesn't know that Tang San is falling into an inexplicable nightmare.

"Welcome player No. 920 to load the game, select the world, KM-4 Douluo, role-playing roll point, bring in the character, Tang San, the game is about to start, please enjoy the pleasant game time, keyboard wizard, at your service."

With Bai Yan by his side, Tang San, who was completely relaxed and asleep, heard an inorganic voice whispering in his ear in a half-awake half-dream, he woke up in surprise, and stretched out his hand to touch his side, "Bai Yan?"

There is no one around, and I am not in the place where I fell asleep in the first place.

Bai Yan wouldn't be so boring, who could break through his defense line and bring himself to this place?

Tang San was startled, got up and looked around, it was messy, tools all over the floor, the room was in chaos.

A feeling of familiarity.

Blacksmith shop?Tang San was surprised, although many years had passed, he had a deep impression on this place, it was the home he stayed in for six years after his rebirth.

There was the sound of running outside the room, and the next second a little radish pushed open the door, and said softly, "Brother, you are up!" After finishing speaking, he was about to rush towards him.

Black hair and black eyes, although he still looks childish, but it is exactly his face before the second awakening of Blue Silver Grass!

Tang San was shocked, and stepped on the ghost shadow to avoid it, but found his change in the next second.

Not only did my strength drop to the point where I couldn't see it, but I didn't feel much when I was sitting just now, and it was only when I stood up that I realized that my height was wrong.

Raise your hands, thin arms and legs, no two pieces of flesh, and patched clothes.

What's happening here? !

"Brother, why do you want to avoid it, you, don't you love Xiaobao?" The visitor's face was pale, and he stood on the spot precariously.

[Tang Jueshang's face was pale, and his heart was in severe pain. Brother, why, why did you reject me?Am I not your half body?

Tang San showed a bewildered expression on his fair face, his bright red mouth was lightly pursed, his red lips quivered slightly but he couldn't speak, he only looked at him with innocent and weak eyes that were as clear and pure as a deer. 】The inorganic voice sounded in Tang San's ear again.

The content of the narration is so impactful, it directly made Tang San, the sea god who was known as the number one controller in the God Realm after becoming a god, and the most terrifying law enforcement officer in history, petrify in place in the battle of life and death.

What! The! F*ck? !Is that Tang San talking about him!Just a coincidence of the same name, right? !

Tang San felt that the Nine Heavens God Thunder went from head to toe and then from foot to head, and was still playing [-] Baidu Thomas rotation back and forth in his body.

The voice didn't let him go.

【Tang Jueshang looked at such a fragile Tang San, and sighed inwardly, that's all, he had never been able to do anything with this person, what happened yesterday was his own fault, and he scared the lovely person in front of him. 】

Fuck your fragility!Fuck your red lips!Fuck you, it's so clear and pure, it's as innocent and weak as a deer!You are so talented! ! ! !

Tang San poured out a mouthful of old blood, his face turned red from holding back.

"Brother! Are you alright!" Tang Jueshang was shocked, and stepped forward to support the tottering Tang San.

[Hold Tang San who is still young, with a soft and delicate body, a strong fragrance lingering in his nose, two red clouds flying on his pale face, which are gorgeous and compelling, looking at his pure black eyes rippling with water, The slightly opened mouth seemed to invite him again, and Tang Jueshang's heart skipped a beat. 】

Tang San spat out a mouthful of blood, his body that was not full of the horns couldn't stand his tossing, his eyes went dark, and he passed out with the rich and emotional inorganic voice.

【What’s wrong with you!You must be fine!You are the only reason I live in this world!I did not hesitate to destroy hell just to see you again!That group of filthy humans actually tried to seal me up below. In order to see you, I killed them, and those who stand in my way will die!If you die, I will kill all the people in this world to be buried with you!Even if the world is destroyed!ah!half of me! 】

It was night when Tang San woke up again, lying on the bed hopelessly, he had already communicated with the keyboard spirit in his mind, and roughly understood the current situation.

Roughly speaking, the organization developed a system that is "incomprehensible but seems powerful" for the reason of "in short, it sounds lofty and indescribable". He didn't know Why was the 6927th volunteer recruited and entered this simulation game.

The game imitates various existing parallel planes, the purpose is to exercise the volunteer's psychological endurance and experience a life that he has never had before. Here, all his abilities are sealed, and only by following the script to gradually unseal the force until he You can return to the original world only after becoming a god at level [-], and you will be awarded a mysterious title to get special rewards. You cannot force exit during the game.

After Tang San coerced and lured others to show weakness and tried his best to not leave, he finally accepted that he had come to a weird and terrifying space.

Hundred!class!become!god!

Thinking of these four words, Tang San has a headache, heartache and liver pain. The keyboard wizard has told him that the setting of the script is similar to the experience of the original version of Tang San, except for some "sweet little accidents". about the age of...

There are still so many years!He had to endure so many years of sweet little accidents!terrible!I'm so afraid that I've become a pervert when I go back!

"Brother, are you awake?" The voice from outside made Tang San tremble coldly.

It's not that he's too timid, it's that this setting is really beeping the dog!

In the reminder of the keyboard wizard, the six-year-old child outside is named Tang Jueshang, and he is his twin brother in "this life". This is no problem. His real identity is actually the head of the nine demon kings of hell. The existence of being too murderous and sealed by the other eight demon kings jointly, this is no problem, the problem is...

Tang Jueshang fell in love with "Tang San" deeply because he saw "Tang San's pure, weak, innocent, kind, innocent and beautiful smile" in hell five years ago. He crawled out of hell and wanted to treat "Tang San" It's indescribable!

After Tang San knew this, he said that there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

What kind of weird setting is this with so many pissing slots and no mouths!

[There was no sound in the room, but he knew that Tang San was awake, Tang Jueshang couldn't help feeling a little regretful, it was because he was too impulsive, otherwise Tang San wouldn't have been so frightened this morning, fortunately Tang San was fine, otherwise He will really be in pain!However, he doesn't regret kissing Tang San forcibly yesterday...]

"Pfft——" Tang San, who was drinking water, spewed out a mouthful of water, choking himself half to death.

EXM? !Did he hear correctly? !Forced kiss? !six years old? !Brother? !

【That's right, exactly what you heard, you were kissed and almost raped yesterday】

"..." Tang San pinched his cup fiercely, endured and endured, and finally couldn't restrain it and smashed it to the ground.

#＠#%＠#￥%#＠＠#￥#%×&…! ! ! !Can it be used against children? !Person in charge? !

"Brother! What's the matter with you!" Hearing the movement from the room, Tang Jueshang knocked on the door and was about to force his way in.

[Friendly reminder, Tang Jueshang's current force value is at the level of Soul Sect]

WTF... Do you want to be so stubborn!Six-year-old Soul Sect? !

"I, I'm fine..." Tang San pulled his whole face together, trying his best not to distort his voice, "It's too late today, go to bed quickly."

[Tang Jueshang was stunned for a moment when he heard the trembling voice coming from the house, and then he reacted. He showed a beautiful and evil smile at the wooden door, "Okay, I'll go to sleep, but brother, I know you still have something in your heart." mine."

After finishing speaking, Tang Jueshang turned around and left, leaving behind a domineering, domineering figure who ruled the world. That figure contained thousands of years of coldness and aloofness, loneliness and sadness, but it also implied firmness and love. , going forward.

Thinking of the sweet and delicate girl in his heart, Tang Jueshang secretly swore in his heart, San'er, you provoked me first, and I won't let you go again. 】

Your uncle is beautiful, your uncle is evil, your uncle has your uncle!What the hell are you thinking about! ! !

Tang San wailed in pain.

Go to Nima's messy back in the magical wind!Go to Nima's six-year-old domineering and invincible emptiness and loneliness!Who stepped on your horse and teased you, you are sick!You Tama is soft and delicate!Three you uncle three!Please let go!

Bai Yan where have you been?There are perverts here! ! ! ! !

Tang · San value drop · first night in another world · three, died in battle.

(The author chatters:

...is anyone stuck here! [look around (rolling)

About throwing mines and blowing me up...

Hahaha it’s the first time to receive five mines at a time, thanks to Guigu sister for the grenade

And in the past Yin Yu, I just smiled and didn’t speak, who saw Ruo, Min’er, the mines of the little cute things behind the scenes (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

I am very happy, it is my recognition, okay =3=

Everyone thinks this article is not bad, throwing a thunderbolt to show my encouragement and support. I am very happy if I have this kind of heart. After all, I am not a signed author, nor have I entered V, so this actually has nothing to do with me , no need to spend =3=

If you love me, you can call my Alipay directly, my Alipay is 133XXXXXXXX (Hi!!!) [doge face (don't make trouble)

... just kidding_(:зゝ∠)_

Of course, if I can be bombed, I must be secretly rubbing my hands (hey)

I haven’t received any old vests before_(:зゝ∠)_(huh)

But you don’t need to throw so much hotness at once, you can read several chapters of V articles_(:зゝ∠)_

If one day I sign a contract (I don’t think I will) and enter V (probably not) please bomb me with a deep water bomb hahahahahahaha [laugh up to the sky and let yourself fly (get out!)

If you love me, water me with more love! [tear clothes (hey)

Let's find a way to save money!For example, comments and long comments for each chapter! (This is too much, hey)

Hahaha, that's it, thank you again for supporting me dear!Come lie down and let me go! MUA~)