[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

This is the background of the pure legend of San Shao’s original work. There may be a setting for Dou Yi, but all the settings that only appear in Dou Er Dou San are all ignored. All. All. None.

It’s been a long time since I watched the legend of the gods, and I may not remember the details and make mistakes. Please bear with me and let me know

...although I won't change (hey)

Extra story, take it easy, don’t be so textual (I don’t love this rumor so deeply that I don’t want to read it again_(:зゝ∠)_)

The characters will probably be slightly OOC... After all, I haven't finished watching Yin Yang Mian and Dou Er, so I try not to collapse... If it collapses...

That's probably because of love (no)

If you think there is a BUG, ​​then remember it's not a BUG, ​​it's love from Erliang's dad (hey)

I don’t know if there are any little angels who haven’t read the original book and the rumors. Let’s briefly say here that in the original book, Tang San and Xiao Wu are husband and wife, and they finally ascended to the God Realm together. ) after handing it over to Tang San, he went to play in the lower realms. Because Tang San's qualifications were too short and his methods belonged to the moderate Autobots, he and the Decepticons who wanted to expand the territory of the God Realm (not) destroyed The god is angry (no), the God of Destruction has an extreme personality, after seeing that Tang San can't be persuaded, the inner demon suddenly arises (no), and he is tempted by the suppressed villain of the God Realm who "sounds awesome anyway", and wants to be right Tang San made a move, taking advantage of Xiao Wu's pregnancy, when Tang San had some scruples, he kidnapped Xiao Wu whose strength had plummeted due to pregnancy, forced Tang San to submit, and put them under house arrest.

Of course, in the end, the destruction was slapped in the face and slapped at the same time (hey)

Then came the plot of Douluo San, but I didn’t watch Dou San, so the pit here must have been filled in by my brain. There is no Dou San (hey)

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{Clouds and mists are ever-changing, sometimes like rolling waves, sometimes like a quiet beauty, each change has no rules, but it brings more beauty and shock to people.The thick energy of heaven and earth lingers in the clouds and mist. If ordinary human beings can come here, even if they only take a breath, they can prolong their lives by ten years.Of course, with an ordinary person's physique, it would definitely not be a good thing if he absorbed too much energy from the heaven and earth.Because, this is divine power.Can ordinary people come here?The answer, of course, is no.Because, this is God Realm!

The majestic palace shone with a faint golden brilliance under the halo of the God Realm. This place was the commanding height of the entire God Realm, and it was also the place to control everything in the God Realm.The God Realm Committee has the duty of judging the gods, and also has the task of governing the God Realm and maintaining the rules.The main hall of the palace is presented as an octagon, and every wall around it is undecorated, but there are countless scenes changing and flickering.Each light curtain represents a world and a scene of different planets in the world.This is also where the God Realm Committee monitors the various planets in this star field. }

There is a round table in the main hall, and there are five people sitting around the round table, three men and two women. Since the two god kings left, the current highest level in the God Realm, the five gods of law enforcement.

Ji Dong, the God of Evil with black hair and black robes, Lie Yan, the God of Kindness with red hair and white robes, the God of Life, who is full of vitality in a green dress, and the God of Destruction, who is covered by a purple cloak, all looked at the main seat with serious expressions. handsome young man with blue hair.

Becoming a god is the ultimate goal of the top powerhouses from all walks of life. At first, as long as they have enough strength, they can break through the barrier and ascend to the God Realm, regardless of male or female race. However, due to an accident a long time ago, the God Realm was closed. If you want to become a god, There is no other way but to inherit the position of the old gods before the God Realm is re-expanded.

The five of them gathered together to discuss the expansion of the God Realm. The God of Destruction has always advocated the acceptance of new blood from the lower realm, but Sea God, who was entrusted by the two God Kings and became the biggest person in charge, always disagreed—he felt that he would not In the distant future, the God Realm will encounter a catastrophe. It is not a wise choice to spend the power of the God Realm to expand the God Realm at this time. Unfortunately, because the time in the position is too short, it cannot convince the public, and the methods are not cruel, so that it will be destroyed. Recently, God is about to get involved with him clearly.

The Sea God, who has always been gentle, rarely refuted the God of Destruction forcefully today, but unexpectedly, after the sentence "I'll talk about it later", he became completely silent, his complexion became more and more dignified, and his aura became more and more powerful.

The good and evil couples exchanged a puzzled look and murmured in their hearts.

Could it be that the Sea God is annoyed by the destruction, and wants to get started with activities?That's right, after all, the person who inherited the position of the double gods and took over the position of the supreme principal, was destroyed with a sarcastic face that seemed to be finding fault every day, no matter how good-tempered he was, he would get impatient.

In fact, Seagod was just... confused.

Xiao Wu came up later than him and Bai Yan, and when she arrived, she felt some of the gods' negative emotions towards the beast gods, so she came to him and said that she had nothing to do for the time being, so it's better to resolve the grievances (?) between the two races. Leave it to her, and in the meantime, keep her identity a secret.

Tang San, who had just arrived and was unable to solve this problem for the time being, wanted to persuade him, after all, this was a troublesome matter, but when Bai Invisible Super Sister Kong Yan saw his sister whom he hadn't seen for a long time, he looked calm on the surface. Calm, she was so happy in her heart that she forgot everything, Xiao Wu said everything she said was good, good, great, great.

So it was settled.

Then he watched Xiao Wu become more and more tired and lazy, not at all as stable and mature as she was in the last period of Douluo Dalu, she became more and more black, entangled with a group of friends, and ran around in the God Realm, all day long Grinning, turning around, she can kill those who look down on her as a soul beast and become a god, and want to bully her—with a face of "hehehe, do you really want to beat me up, Emma, ​​it's a pity, you are a scumbag!" The expression of fighting the five slag, alas ", the popularity is half dead -it is just like her brother!

The God Realm is not monolithic, especially the people who live in it are all outstanding people in the world, and they are generally united, but friction is inevitable. Generally, as long as the disturbance is not too excessive, the committee will still not intervene.

But Xiao Wu really attracted hatred, which caused Tang San's workload to increase sharply recently. In addition to the usual official duties, he also had to send off the gods who came to complain.

Today he sent the god who came to him to complain about Xiao Wu, and when he turned his head to meet the apologetic eyes of his sister who had lifted his stealth and showed her figure—after all, it increased his workload—Tang San just put on a smile and rubbed his face. Rubbing Xiao Wu's head, before she could say a word, her eyes blurred.

When he saw things clearly again, he had already moved from home to the meeting room, and there were still four colleagues with serious expressions in front of him.

what happened?Why are everyone's faces so heavy? Could it be related to him?Why did you come here all of a sudden?Why is there no memory of this time?Could it be the enemy?

A series of thoughts popped up in his mind instantly, and he felt a strange but inexplicably familiar energy in his body, Tang San's expression was not solemn, there was a ghost.

It's a pity that everyone who is doing it, including Tang San himself, doesn't know that the "Sea God" of the two worlds has been misplaced.

When the gods of law enforcement were thinking about it and the god of destruction was secretly on guard, the always gentle god of life broke the silence with a smile.

{"This matter really needs to be considered in the long term. Don't rush to destroy it." As soon as she spoke, the eyes of the God of Destruction softened a little, and the whole person fell into silence.The woman in the green dress looked at Poseidon, and said with a smile: "Sea God, I feel that you have been very active recently, and you are going to have a baby at home."}

"..." The blue-haired young man froze for a moment before recovering, "What did you mean?"

"Just go back and ask your family." The God of Life spoke briskly and did not answer directly.

But who knows the law enforcement god who knows her duty and doesn't understand the meaning of this sentence?

Your family is pregnant.

Tang San was so shocked by this sentence that he couldn't speak. For the first time in so long, he wondered if he was hallucinating.

Do you have a home?

What do these words mean? !

Bai Yan is pregnant? !

Tang San looked bewildered, looked at the God of Life carefully, but it didn't look like he was joking.

Seeing the subtle expression on Tang San's face, the Goddess of Life couldn't help saying, "Sea God?"

Wouldn't it be happy and silly?

Tang San is not stupid, he is just still obsessed with "Fuck, two men can conceive?! Did the Goddess of Life not wear glasses today! This style of painting is wrong! How could we get pregnant without special physiques! Besides, even if If you want to conceive, it should be why I am Bai Yan?! Is this actually the opposite of the internal and external relationship, or is it that the physiological structure will change after becoming a god... What the hell am I thinking!" Extricate yourself.

Called by the Goddess of Life, Tang San raised his head, with an extremely rare look of stupidity on his face, "Huh?"

Several law enforcers laughed, and even the god of destruction who was in a bad mood coughed twice, remembering the daughter of the sea god who had always been clingy to him, he took the initiative to take a step back this time without any offspring, and said, "I'm not the first Well, why are you still like this... In your state, I don’t think there will be any results today, so let’s do this, I still have to deal with disputes between a few second-level gods, so let’s go first.”

After finishing speaking, the God of Destruction waved his cloak, and took away his wife, the God of Life, leaving Tang San alone on the spot like a demon, messed up in the wind.

...What do you mean it's not the first? !

Dabai is already pregnant for the second time? ! ! !

the second time? !

Pregnant? !

Baiyan? !

EXM? !

Tang San, who was in a dazed state and was not offline, grasped this description, and the bullet screen in his mind suddenly went crazy, and all kinds of messy guesses appeared one after another. He could no longer maintain his superficial indifference, and his handsome face was colorful .

The kind and ruined couple were amazed by the side. This was the first time they had seen the change of face of the most calm and calm law enforcement officer known as the God Realm in so many years.

#外外名外, was selected as the goddess dream lover, most likely to break the male god Poseidon, today because his wife is pregnant with a second child, his elegant and gentle image collapsed! #

#啧啧，If the general public sees this, many boys and girls will be heartbroken#

#I don’t know why I really want to record it and save it#

#In the future, if the sea god squeezes us again, it must be an excellent threat hehehe#

Tang San is worthy of being the sea god who was appointed by the previous god king to take over as the supreme decision maker.

He quickly calmed down (at least on the surface), raised his eyebrows and smiled at the couple who looked like "I want to make trouble", and then said by the way, "I'll go back and see my family first, I'll leave it to you here. "

The tone of voice is as it should be, as usual, and it is extremely unbearable.

Then, without waiting for the couple to react, they waved their sleeves and turned into a blue light and floated away.

In the eyes of Ji Dong and Lie Yan, there was a chic back.

"Why do I feel that today's Poseidon is particularly underwhelming..."

"Come on, he usually squeezes us a lot."

"But then again, who is Ah Yan..."

Throwing away the faint muttering behind him, Tang San didn't have time to think about his "missing a piece of memory" for a while, and his mind was full of how to talk to Bai Yan.

Should he open his mouth to wish him a happy son, or should he study his belly first, or ask why everyone knows about the "second child" but he has been kept in the dark, or should he persuade Bai Yan not to abort— —Tang San said that it was really weird for Emma to think like this——child?

Thoughts were running wild along the way, after returning home Tang San simply took out the fastest speed in his life and went straight to the master bedroom, completely oblivious to the fact that the furnishings of the "home" had changed.

so that...

"Ah Yan!" Tang San pushed the bedroom door with bright eyes, excitedly calling his lover's name, but what he saw was——

A stunning beauty with half-exposed breasts, fragrant shoulders and snow-skinned skin? !

The woman is obviously changing clothes. The pink dress has been faded to half, revealing a smooth and white back. Because she is leaning sideways, she can still see the looming... At this time, she opened her mouth slightly, but after seeing the person coming She curled her lips into a light smile, and glanced at her bright eyes, which were so bright and incomparable.

"Third brother." The beauty said, her voice was clear and ethereal like pearls falling on a jade plate.

But Tang San was so frightened that he slammed the bedroom door hard, and took three steps back to stabilize his mood.

No matter how beautiful a beauty is...that is also his sister-in-law!

#Help!I accidentally looked at my sister-in-law's half-naked body. I really didn't mean it. How can I break it!urgent!Wait online! ! ! #

#Although it is really beautiful, but that is my sister! #

#Seeing things that shouldn’t be seen, I feel like I’m going to have a needle eye QAQ#

Although Xiao Wu who was born as a soul beast didn't care much about this, Tang San himself couldn't help but care about it, it was a matter of attitude.

As soon as the apology was written, Xiao Wu came out of the bedroom, not in the mood to think about how her sister would change clothes in his and Bai Yan's bedroom, Tang San said a little stiffly, "Xiao Wu..."

Tang San's scalp went numb from embarrassment.

Seeing Poseidon's bewildered look, Xiao Wu smiled, hugged Poseidon's arm affectionately, and said clearly, "Did Ah Lu tell you?"

What is leaning against the arm!This is not that, it must not be that, but it feels like that, what happened to Xiao Wu today? ! ! ! !

Feeling the softness of his arms, Tang San was stunned, hurriedly pulled out his hands, and stared at Xiao Wu dumbfounded.

The God Realm has existed for countless years, and no matter whether it is born in the God Realm or the gods from the lower realm, they don't care much about the three cardinal principles and five constant principles—of course, there are some who care—people just ask for your love and my wish, and the spring breeze once.

Since he took office, because of his strength, handsome appearance, and gentle treatment of others, although everyone knows that he has a master, there are still many gods and goddesses who expressed their intentions to him, but he resolutely refused them all.

But the conscience of heaven and earth, he never thought that one day Xiaowu would treat him like this! ! ! !

"Third brother, what's wrong with you?" Seeing her husband's expression changed, Xiao Wu began to wonder if the God of Destruction was choking with him again.

Xiao Wu smiled slightly, took Tang San's hand and stuck it on her lower abdomen, trying to divert his attention, "Third Brother, look, this is our child."

What... what? !

I haven't...been with you? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tang San stared at Xiao Wu in horror, feeling that he couldn't understand what she was talking about.

However, the stunning beauty didn't understand his mood, and was still asking gently.

"happy?"

happy?

heart?

?

?

No · happy · heart · ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !