[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

Time went back to before Bai Yan ran against Sea God.

"That's it. The former Asura and Sea God had nothing to do recently. They wanted to deceive the boss. They didn't know what kind of formation they used. They just wanted to send the third brother away for a while, but they happened to be doing small tricks when they met Ruin. Finally..." The fat man swallowed, and looked at the paralyzed Bai Yan, "Xiangxiang asked me to come as soon as she got the news, it seems that I came late..."

Although Fatty doesn't know exactly what happened, but he recalled how badly Seagod was beaten to the point where he couldn't take care of himself just now...

That's Tang San!Thinking about Tang San being tricked by the God of Destruction at the beginning, and then he didn't care about the stability of the God Realm, but Bai Yan was so angry that he ruined him so much that he ran around the God Realm in his underwear so that his prestige was greatly reduced. It is said that whoever plays tricks on them in the future, he will let that person run a hundred laps around the palace of the God Realm Committee, and at the same time shout "Forgive me for being unrestrained all my life and only love to let myself go."

Now Bai Yan even beat Tang San so hard!He, who sent the message late, won't be destroyed by humanity!The God of Slaughter's stern face is so scary! ! ! !

"You're not late." Xiao Wu was startled by Fatty's yelling as soon as she opened her mouth.

"I'm just late! It's my fault! Boss Bai, hit me, I'll take off all the defenses and lie flat and let you hit me whatever you want!" The fat man became more frightened as he thought about it, so he stepped forward Hugging Bai Yan's leg and crying loudly, "Just don't let me run a hundred laps around the palace of the God Realm Committee and shout 'Forgive me for being unruly all my life and only love to let myself go'!" That's too special What a shame! QQ

The corners of Bai Yan's mouth twitched, and he raised his leg to kick out the fat man who was only thundering but not raining. Unexpectedly, the fat man thought that Bai Yan was going to use a more terrifying (zao) terrifying (gao) method to deal with him, so he blushed. While howling on his face, he grabbed Bai Yan with all his strength, but he managed not to be thrown away.

Xiao Wu laughed unkindly at the side.

Bai Yan was annoyed and funny, "Didn't I tell you all before, the time when the pit was ruined was meant by the mistress, how can I be so fussy, I just said that when I ran around the God Realm Committee." Tang San sang and sang and gave Destruction his power, who let the Destruction God always insist on being an older generation god, and he was not convinced at all by the new boss Sea God.

"Although Chen Xiang is the god of information, Destruction and Red and Blue Hair belong to the same first-level god. There will definitely be delays and ambiguities when their news reaches Chen Xiang. I won't blame you two." Bai Yan kicked the fat man, "Okay, let go, I only like my mistress, and I'm not interested in you."

The fat man breathed a sigh of relief and stood up from the ground.

"Am I the kind of person who just vents anger without distinguishing between right and wrong?" Bai Yan raised his eyebrows when he saw the fat man relieved.

"Of course not." But you are a super big sister, and when you encounter Tang San and Xiao Wu, you will be so preoccupied with bubbling black water...

Bai Yan looked at the fat man's upright and pure eyes, and smiled slightly, "Do you think I can't hear you scolding me from the bottom of your heart?"

There is indeed the ability of heart sounds in the God Realm, and Bai Yan's usual behavior of cheating has been deeply rooted in his heart. The fat man did not doubt Bai Yan's words at all, but was shocked, pulled the corners of his mouth and laughed twice, and quickly piled up in his mind. Full of compliments, he said dryly, "I didn't expect Boss Bai to show up such a great skill after so many days. Congratulations." It's a pity that I can't scold him from the bottom of my heart in the future! ! !

"No congratulations, I haven't learned the heart sound," Bai Yan said with a smile, "That's all I said."

The fat man's face was stiff.

"But your expression has completely betrayed you. It seems that you really scolded me in your heart before."

The fat man only felt that the egg was broken, "Boss Bai..." He is so innocent, why do you tease him like this?

"It's okay, I won't mind, and I won't beat you up." Bai Yan smiled softly, "Ha ha."

Hehe what the hell!It always gives people a feeling that you are thinking of a terrible way to get revenge!Your expression doesn't look like you don't mind at all, hey!

"Since it was caused by the former Twin Gods and Ruin, I'll trouble Fatty to find them. This matter must be resolved." Xiao Wu really couldn't stand Fatty's more and more exciting expression, and smiled, " My brother and I will be there in a while."

"Okay, then I'll go and you guys go to my place for a while!" The fat man turned around and ran away without any hesitation.

It was as if there was a big monster chasing him.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Xiao Wu looked at Bai Big Monster Yan, "Why do you keep scaring Fatty?" It has been like this since he was the Shrek Seven Monsters, Bai Yan would scare Fatty every now and then Once, it made Ma Hongjun always overdo it, so that the arrogant Vulcan in front of outsiders was always lacking in confidence in front of Bai Yan.

It's almost a psychological shadow.

"In terms of tenacity and hard work, Fatty is unqualified among the seven monsters. He has poor self-consciousness, is too stubborn, and easily relaxes. If you don't scare him well, he won't work hard." Bai Yan raised his lips. , "As for becoming a god...it's probably a matter of getting used to it."

Nonsense, you still scare him so much after becoming a god, obviously you think he is overthinking, and the expression of scaring yourself is very funny!Xiao Wu rolled her eyes.

"Okay, let's go too." Bai Yan opened the formation in the house to ensure that the miserable Sea God couldn't get out, and then said to Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu followed Bai Yan, hesitated for a moment before whispering to Bai Yan's back, "Don't worry, third brother will be back."

"……Um."

The whole journey was silent, although the God Realm was quite large, Bai Yan and Xiao Wu arrived at Fatty's house very quickly.

"...So, the soles of their feet are slicked with oil, and only Doom is left to give you this thing, and let you pass it on to your brother, don't worry about it?!" Although Fatty belongs to the first-level deity, if Doom is not willing, he will Unable to forcibly bring Destroyer over, Xiao Wu stared at the red, blue, and purple lights quietly suspended and flickering in Bai Chenxiang's hand, and smiled ferociously, "Okay, very good, very good."

The red and blue hair belong to the retired (?) gods who travel in the lower world, she has no authority to interfere, but the god of destruction... hehe.

"For red and blue hair, you don't need to worry." Bai Yan said, and looked at Xiao Wu, the brother and sister smiled exactly the same.

The smile of the Demon King that I haven't seen for a long time!After receiving the news, the corners of the mouths of Dai Mubai and the others who were onlookers twitched at the same time, and they lighted the wax for the red, blue and purple in their hearts in advance.

"The God of Destruction said that the third brother will become like this because..." Bai Chenxiang, who delivered the message, said bravely, "Because...uh, he said a lot of principles that I don't understand. In short, as long as the third brother uses When Shura's divine power is being cultivated, just inject this into his body."

"Asura divine power?" Zhu Zhuqing frowned, "Third brother is the sea god."

"Uh..." As the god of information, Bai Chenxiang already knew what happened before from the whispers in the wind. With ten fiery gazes on her face, she stammered, "Third brother, he..."

What the hell are you going to say!Tang San and Sea God swapped and then the Sea God and Xiao Wu over there were together, did Boss Bai die a long time ago!

"He exchanged with 'Tang San' from another world, and 'Tang San' and Xiao Wu from that side finally walked together, jointly inheriting the thrones of Shura God and Sea God." Bai Yan took Bai Chenxiang's words.

Everyone was dumbfounded for a moment, their subtle eyes swept over Bai Yan and Xiao Wu.

"Fuck? Fuck?! Fuck!" The frightened fat man blurted out, "This...is this, Xiao Wu poached your corner or did Third Brother put a cuckold on you?"

He actually said it!The five of them instantly turned their admiring gazes to Fatty.

"No, I," Fatty was pierced by Xiao Wu's sharp gaze, and for the first time he realized that the problem of talking faster than his heart would kill him sooner or later, "I'm fat and cheap, Boss Bai, don't take it to heart... "

Bai Yan, who knew the fat man's big lala character, didn't care much, but in order to let the fat man remember, he still stared at Ma Hongjun with a slight (kong) wonderful (he) gaze, until his face became stiff, and then said calmly: , "It's okay, I died early over there, so I can rest assured that Xiao Wu will take care of me."

Ma Hongjun who was poked: "..." Inexplicably feeling quite guilty and sad QAQ

"Brother..." Xiao Wu, who could see her brother's dark nature most clearly, twitched her lips, "Such words..."

"I'm serious." Bai Yan interrupted Xiao Wu with gentle eyes, "I am very happy to know that you are living well in another world."

Even if he is dead.

Before the two met.

"..." This time it was Xiao Wu's turn to be silent.

"Now let's find a way to let the third brother use the divine power of Shura." Zhu Zhuqing said softly, breaking the slightly dull atmosphere, "The third brother here has never been exposed to the divine power of Shura."

"What's more, Seagod already knows that he doesn't have an Asura godhead in his body." Xiao Wu rubbed his face, "'Only by inheriting the corresponding godhead can one use the corresponding divine power', he should have repeated the rule that he was told when he entered the God Realm. right."

"Only by inheriting the corresponding godhead can the corresponding divine power be used" is to ensure the independence of each god's power, and a rule passed down a long time ago, as long as you agree with this sentence, different gods will not be able to experience and learn from other gods The power system of the gods.

"No, Xiaosan doesn't know how Shura's divine power works," Oscar scratched his chin, and said slowly, "But Sea God's situation is special, he is a new resident of 'this world', but he has inherited the position of Shura God ...Just think of a way to unintentionally use Shura's divine power before he utters this sentence, it should be fine."

"Unintentionally?" Ning Rongrong pondered, "Even the third brother in another world must be a thoughtful person. To let this kind of person 'knowingly do what he can't do'... make him lose his mind? ? It's very difficult."

"It's not to the point of making him lose his mind. After all, the Seagod has two gods, and he should be very familiar with and used to Asura's divine power. It should be sharper and sharper," Bai Yan smiled, "If in anger, he wants to take away the enemy with a wave...he should use it subconsciously."

No, no, there are obviously other ways, such as suddenly encountering danger and needing to fight back violently?

Seeing the smile on Bai Yan's face, Shrek wisely didn't say this.

"Then Boss Bai, do you have any good ways to irritate Xiao San?" Dai Mubai twitched the corner of his mouth, and said still, "Little San is too calm, I have hardly seen him lose his composure over the years, if there is any need Where we help..."

"Of course there is," Bai Yan said with a low smile, "I still have a lot of experience in driving people crazy."

Why do you feel so proud of this kind of thing!Shrek mouthed his old blood, and silently sympathized with Tang Hao and Tang Ritian who was playing with A Yin far away in the sky.

"Call Xiaobai over," Bai Yan said with a troublesome smile on his face, "tell him that we are going to do something big together."

That hot chicken of Sea God dared to abduct his younger sister and squeeze away his mistress.

Ha ha.

Are you ready for the wrath of your lost husband(?) and uncle!