[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

Thanks to little angel Hua for her suggestion, the original Xiaowu here is "Little Five", taking the five of her and Tang San's "Three-Five Combination"

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"Just thank Ah Yan?" Tang San's smiling voice came from behind Xiao Wu, and the blue-haired god looked at Xiao Wu with raised eyebrows, "It really made me..."

"Ah, of course I also want to thank you," Xiao Wu spread her hands, "Thank you for not attacking me, Brother San."

"..." Tang San's smile froze instantly.

#On obviously not my fault but why do I just feel so embarrassed as a thief#

#On the day is chatting to death, why talk about the day#

#On the top ten scenes of not knowing how to answer the phone#

#Textbook-like awkward chat#

#The most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, the most afraid of Xiao Wu's sudden awkward chat#

#小舞You weren’t like this before. Who the hell brought it to you? Tell me and I promise not to kill him! ! ! ! 【Brick Wai Xiao.jpg】#

Received the help-seeking gaze from Tang San with a stiff smile, Bai Yan couldn't stop laughing, quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth and fake coughed twice, "You really should thank Xiao San, he really did a lot for you, a little No less than me."

"Of course." Before Xiao Wu could say anything more, Bai Yan changed the subject, "I don't need to thank him for not doing anything to you. After all, my mistress likes men, right?"

After speaking, he winked at Tang San.

"..." No, no, in fact, from the previous life, the first thing that made me blush was not the male body but the beautiful girls..., looking at Bai Yan who was staring at me, the kind smile on his lips, Tang San added up the two lifetimes in his mind and accidentally (and very carefully) saw and encountered... After deleting it, he nodded with difficulty, "Well, what I like is... Ah Yan."

Hearing the answer, Bai Yan was quite happy, and turning his head towards Tang San's profile was a resounding meow.

Childish or not, Tang San rubbed his face with his hand, and sighed helplessly while cursing.

Xiao Wu's mouth was smacked by Xiao Wu, who was covered in spicy chicken food.

Don't laugh if you dislike you!Still smiling so brightly!Pooh!

Madan...still laughing!Still laughing!

Also look at each other and smile!Bah bah bah!

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From Sea God and Xiao Wu, it can be seen that the development trajectories of the two worlds have deviated. As the god of information, Bai Chenxiang had already developed a great interest in the other world, but Xiao Wu blew up Xiao Wu. Only after waiting for the three-five combination (cross out) to finish (cross out) the domestic violence to sort out their emotions, will they have the opportunity to ask Xiao Wu to tell them about the situation on their side.

What, Poseidon?

Lying on the ground.

What, it's impossible for Xiao Wu to beat Sea God to the point where he can't get up?

After the angry daughter-in-law beat you up, you still want to wake up alive and feel (da) exist (li) exist (zuo) feel (si) in front of the daughter-in-law whose lingering anger has not yet disappeared, you must be left alone. (Hello)

"So, that old orange-peeled face over there is still very energetic." Xiao Wu, who refused to sit next to Bai Tang to eat, and stayed away from the brothers (gou) and elders (nan) (nan), sat in the middle of Shrek, smiled. , exchanged a kind look with the companions around him.

"Orange, old face with orange peel?" This adjective made Xiao Wu's expression slightly subtle for a moment.

That guy has been quarreling with her third brother all the time, if she can't beat her, sometimes she wants to roll up the God of Destruction on her sleeves!But I don’t know why the painting style is so different, it gives people a weird and cute feeling that he has extremely short legs and jumps up and down... Can you be more serious!

"Although Ruin has always been unwilling to take off the cloak," Bai Chenxiang shrugged, "but last time when he was running around the God Realm in his underpants, everyone saw him, and he shouted for forgiveness while running. Self." Of course, after every sentence, you must grit your teeth and add a sentence "Shura you @#￥@￥%@#@#%#￥%!" or "Beast god you #@￥#@￥%#￥......"

Sitting Xiao Wu and Poseidon lying on the ground almost lost their waists: ... what? ! Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Although it looks like the face of a middle-aged uncle, but the facial features are too wrinkled." Zhu Zhuqing said calmly.

San Wu, who has never seen the true face of destruction: ... Oh! _(￣0￣)_!

Ning Rongrong chuckled, "I originally wanted to call Wanju old face..."

Sanwu: ... Well!what? ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Xiao Wu shrugged, "That one is more vivid, but it's a pity that Destruction has always disagreed."

Not only do they disagree, but when they heard the nickname Destroyer, they directly pulled out the Seed of Destruction to fight with them.

"We just have to secretly call Old Orange Peel behind our backs." Tang Bai finally concluded.

"Oh... oh, oh..." Is there such an operation?Xiao Wu went straight to tape, not knowing whether to ask "Does Destroyer know you guys call him that?" or "Does the Goddess of Life still love him?" or "What pattern is Destroyer's underwear?"

For some reason, the destruction here gives people a bitter feeling of being targeted by a group of people with evil tastes... Although I was choked many times by the destruction of the political disagreement over there, but for this destruction here, Sea God still revealed Out of deep sympathy.

It's no wonder that Human Destroyer will team up with the former Shura Sea God to deceive Baiyan!If it's him, he'll be cheated too!

Wait... the former Asura Sea God?

Thinking of the former Poseidon who has the so-called "self-sufficiency of the strong" despite his wretched style (blue hair: EXM???), the current Poseidon has not collapsed after all. Twitching, "The former Asura Sea God would... cheat you by jointly destroying without regard to trivial matters, you..." What the hell did you do!

Bai Yan was still playing with the hand that Tang San "voluntarily" placed in his arms, but unexpectedly the topic would suddenly turn to him, raised his eyebrows in surprise, and held Tang San's hand under Seagod's awkward eyes , Cai said, "This is a more complicated story."

“…………………………………………”

The air suddenly fell into silence, Sea God waited for quite a while, and waited until Bai Yan lowered his head again to play with Tang San's blue hair who had started to roll his eyes, only then did he realize that he had no intention of continuing.

"..." Ah, for some reason, I really want to beat this appetizing hot chicken that is more annoying than destruction!Sea God moved his fingers, and told himself repeatedly that this was not his territory, and Shrek was not the Shrek he was familiar with, so he couldn't take it well in a fight, so he resisted the desire to take out the Sea God Trident.

Seeing Sea God forcibly suppressing the veins on his face, showing a calm expression, Bai Yan chuckled in his heart and said, "You want to know?"

nonsense!Sea God roared in his heart, determined not to see Bai Yan's embarrassing expression, and said lightly, "No..."

"Think!" Xiao Wu took a step faster than Sea God, and forced her third brother's "don't want" back into his stomach.

"Ah," Poseidon had already got up from the ground and sat beside her, Xiao Wu could of course see the shape of Poseidon's mouth just now from such a close distance, and felt a little sorry for his own mouth, "Third Brother..."

"It's okay." Sea God touched Xiao Wu's head and said with a smile, "It's just as long as you're happy."

Bai Yan's face remained unchanged, and he said slowly, "When passing on the position of God, God Shura tried to trick me."

Although he was the one who cheated Hong Mao in the end, Tang San really melted the ring in order to be able to complement his soul.

A total of eighteen spirit rings.

Although there is no danger to life with the escort of Sea God, but the pain...

Later, when he knew that there were other ways to replenish his soul, he really wanted to catch the red hair who didn't know where he was going and beat him one, two, three, four, five times.

Obviously there are other ways, but Shura chose this one.

Intellectually, he knew that this was the safest and safest method, but he just couldn't restrain his distress and anger.

In a righteous sense, Shura has no faults to investigate, and can even complete such things as "Tang San's xinxing test", "Tang San's perseverance test" and "Tang San's XX test" at the same time—this is why Sea God agreed to Shura's doing this The reason - but Bai Yan is hard to calm down, hard to flow.

That's the person he puts on top of his heart.

He has to make a lot of mental preparations even in sparring and sparring, telling himself that "no friction, no progress", "no gems can't be cut", "today's pain is for tomorrow's pain", "I beat him It's better than him being beaten up by others," "a loving mother who loses her son" (???) and so on, before he can get his hands on it.

This kind of Tang San suffered so much pain because of him, which made him feel more uncomfortable than being injured because of others.

He was angry, but it wasn't too reasonable, Bai Yan was planning to calm down slowly under Tang San's persuasion, but Hongmao didn't know what was going on, and came here alone to tease Bai Yan, his mentality exploded Bai Yan conveniently pitted him, Lan Mao, and Huo Huan, who had always been unconvinced that Tang San was his immediate boss. (Destruction: Is this why you cheated on me?!)

Of course, Bai Yan wouldn't say so much to Sea God, he just had a serious face after he said those words slowly, and when Xiao Wu thought he was about to reveal something serious, he turned his head away Playing with Tang San's hair.

"..." Xiao Wu would be stupid if he couldn't see that Bai Yan was doing it on purpose!She feels so angry!If you say you don't want to say it, don't say it, if you want to say it, just finish it!It's so wicked to say that half of the people are left here!

"You're all boring..." Sea God's mouth twitched, expressing his disdain for Bai Yan's petty means of revenge.

"I'm not bored enough to attack my sister." Bai Yan sneered.

Poseidon was hit by an arrow in the knee.

Ma Dan, Xiao Ao and the others used to play jokes like older brothers and sisters, and didn't think there was anything wrong. Why did he feel so bad about himself when people here said it!The corner of Sea God's brows twitched a few times before he calmly said, "But you attacked your brother."

come!Hurt each other!

Receiving Sea God's provocative look, Bai Yan chuckled, "Since when is Xiao San my younger brother?"

"What I told Xiaosan back then was to become a family member, but I didn't recognize him as a younger brother." Since it's a family... Husband and wife are also okay, Bai Yan looked at Sea God with a smile, "And you, you didn't recognize the one over there either. Is Xiao Wu a younger sister?"

"..." Unable to refute!Sea God choked, and didn't use the naive way of retorting "This is just your one-sided statement, I don't believe it or not", but forcibly turned away from the point of attack, "You can hit him even if he is so young!"

"Of course." Completely ignoring the gazes of others, Bai Yan suddenly smiled brightly, turned his head and raised Tang San's chin, stared at the beautiful eyes like the deep sea, and said affectionately, "My mistress, the attraction to me is fatal. ah."

"......" Shrek and the three-five group were paralyzed.

It's really that Bai Yan's image of a lover is too inconsistent with his usual personality.

#The most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, the most afraid of Bai Yan's sudden confession#

Only Tang San, who understood Bai Yan's thoughts, took these words firmly. He was amused in his heart, but his face was tender like water. Looking at Bai Yan's blue eyes, the tenderness seemed to overflow, "You are also the one I can't resist the most. lure."

Shrek, who was used to the self-propelled dog food injector of human nature, still habitually covered his habitually blinded eyes.

The three-and-five combination who saw this scene for the first time looked as if they were fucked.

#A man with the same face as my man who is not my man is being teased in front of me by a man who has the same face as me and is not my brother#

#The one with the same face as me is not mine. I am being teased in front of my woman by a man who has the same face as my woman and is not the brother of my woman's woman#

#Here the routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside#