After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Grandma still cares about the same things on the phone. Have you eaten well recently?are you full?Are you skinny again?

In the past, Lan He often said that she was full but only looked thin.But now he can finally say with great confidence: I am full!

Grandma was very satisfied with this answer, and then asked if she had found a partner?Lan He is not very old, but from her grandmother's point of view, it's time to find someone, and there is no sign of any solution to her personal problems.

Even Lan He's mother said, is there anyone in the crew who likes it?If not, go back to your hometown and take you on a blind date.

"Mom, what are you talking about too?" Lan He was just concentrating on his career, running around auditions in his free time, and being in the crew, he was so busy that he was so busy that he was really in no mood to think about it.

When it comes to good feelings, there is indeed something vaguely floating in his heart, but this hazy feeling, even he himself can't accurately capture it, he just prevaricates, "I'm busy with work, let's talk about it when I have time."

After chatting for a while, they hung up. Not long after Lan He finished the call, Chen Xingyu's video also called.

She knew that Lan He had returned from the set, and she wanted to invite Lan He to visit her home.After the two made an appointment, Lan He packed her luggage and wanted to cut her bangs by the way.

His bangs have covered his eyes since filming "Treasure", and the characters in "Chasing" will comb their hair back, which usually covers their eyes.

But when he was holding the scissors, he heard something outside the door.

rustling... rustling...

The sound was like, like a bug crawling over - not one, but many, many crawling across the wall densely, making a toothache sound.

Lan He walked to the door and looked into the cat's eyes, only to see that the outside was pitch black and nothing could be seen.

What the hell, who blindfolded my cat's eyes?

When Lan He was wondering, the black disappeared again, or crawled away——

There are countless spiders and centipedes lying on the wall outside the door, sometimes covering the corridor lights, sometimes covering the cat's eyes, it is these dense insects that are swimming around and making rustling noises.

Ugh, Lan He is a little sick.

The neighbor is refining Gu?The movement is too big!

Lan He began to hesitate, whether to call the property, or not, it seemed that he was very unscientific, if he wanted to call, he had to listen to Ying Shao's blind selling of Amway, and both choices would have to be ridiculous.

Lan He was only troubled for a while, but the insects seemed to have finally found some way. A spider rushed in through the crack of the door and landed on his shoe.It is as big as half a palm, and its long and slender limbs support its huge belly. Because of its size, it can clearly see the eight black eyes scattered on its head and chest, as well as the slender joints on its limbs. hair.

After the lonely limb moved a few times, the appendage stepped on the instep of Lan He's exposed slipper. He could almost feel the fine setae on the spider's limb brushing against his skin due to the bouncing movement...

"Hey!" Lan He felt that his scalp was going to explode, and his skin was covered with goosebumps. Without thinking, he took a few steps back and kicked hard, knocking off the slippers and flying the spider.Fortunately, he moved quickly, and when he flew out, he saw the spider spitting venom on the slippers.

——At first, when Lan He saw the Gu worms coming in, she wondered if Ying Shao wanted him to believe that they had sent them here on purpose.But the spider vomited venom, and he was not sure, Ying Shao had thick eyebrows and big eyes, he didn't look like that kind of person.

That was only the second one, after one broke through, other Gu worms also rushed in one after another, densely covering the floor and walls, covering the original beige color of the wallpaper into black and brown.

Lan He wanted to vomit, so she rushed into the room with bare feet, and even thought about it distractedly, how could Ying Shao, who looks so poor, be able to afford so many bugs?This is so different from the story grandma told, how many worms can a Gu master raise, did Ying Shao run a breeding farm? !

Lan He didn't turn his head back, and didn't look at the bottom of his feet, he was very afraid that he would step on something at any time, and it wouldn't explode instantly.He rushed to the room almost at the fastest speed in his life, opened the suitcase and took out two paper bags, which were the nails of Miss Hu and Hu 79.

Once Lan He rejected Miss Hu and Hu 79, but when he really saw the Gu worm, he wanted to thank these two foxes and be grateful for them in life.

Lan He couldn't even catch her breath. As soon as she held these two things, the overwhelming rustling sound outside suddenly became much clearer and quieter, as if a buff had been added.

He went out of the room and looked again, there were no densely packed insects, only a spider and a centipede lying on the ground, the so-called thousands of troops were just bewitching insects to confuse people.The spider's two limbs were rubbing against the chest, and the centipede with the length of the forearm was also swimming. It was this movement that made the rustling sound that made people's bones itch, and it expanded through Gu Qi.

But now, in Lan He's view, their shaking their heads and tails was just a bluff.

Of course, this alone was disgusting enough for Lan He, especially when the spider kicked it with its eyes and was still rubbing its hands, which made his hairs stand on end, and hated his eyesight deeply.

Lan He retreated to the corner, and the two Gu worms slowly approached, not knowing if they were also afraid of the nails in his hand that were faintly exuding the aura of a fox fairy.

"Which one do you want to choose?" Lan He asked disgustedly holding two paper bags, "Don't tell me, then I'll help you choose."

Apparently, Miss Hu's attack power is higher, so she can't kill a chicken with a butcher's knife. Lan He knocked off Hu 79's nails and burned them a little, and wanted to wait for the nails to grow on her right hand. Slowly growing fluff...

Lan He: "??"

In the blink of an eye, his right hand became a hairy claw, like wearing a glove, the nails were still there, but it didn't look so fierce, especially after he tried to put the nails back on the claw pad...

Lan He understood for a moment that this was the claw that Hu 79 used to rub Director Liu's stomach, and what she gave was mainly the ability to cure diseases.

At the same time, Lan He also felt that his sense of smell became more acute... Ah, I have become stronger and hairier, Lan He thought.After careful identification, he found that the smell of these two Gu worms was not quite the same as that of the Gu ghost next door, and they did not seem to share the same owner.

That is to say, although the farm is fake, it is indeed not Ying Shao who is playing tricks, Lan He thought, she did not misread the neighbor.

The two Gu worms had crawled closer, and Lan He could see more clearly. The mouthparts of the spider's Gu were flaring, ready to spit out Gu Qi at any time.They are all insects biting each other, and the one that stays is also the most poisonous.

Lan He was born in Hunan Province, and he has heard many legends about Gu insects, but his grandmother generally called them "grass ghosts", and most of the Gu witches in the Miao village were grass witches.Even grandma herself can cure some minor ailments because she has lived in Miao Village for a long time. There are [-] Miao medicines in Miao Village, [-] single prescriptions, and there are also herbal medicines that are said to be able to relieve Gu Qi. angry story.

He himself grew up in the city, and it was the first time he saw Gu worms with his own eyes, and he was disgusted the first time, it seems that being a Gu master requires great perseverance.

Enduring the discomfort, Lan He stretched out her hand, or claws, and caught the spider Gu very keenly, and then pinned down the centipede with her backhand.Covering them with fur paws, he chanted a mantra: "The golden rooster crows in the sky, the grass rooster crows underground, and the two roosters together will eat up all the filth of insects and snakes in the world..."

He saw the two worms limp in his palm, the Gu Qi dissipated, and they gradually degenerated into ordinary worms.

"Go, catch the mosquitoes." Lan He flicked the spider out, and put the centipede into an empty wine bottle. He remembered that his grandma said that he couldn't catch big centipedes to make wine in the city...

After dealing with the two Gu worms, Lan He breathed a sigh of relief, and rushed to wash his feet. He didn't know whether the thing lying on his instep was really a phantom.

Lan He strongly suspected that these Gu worms, like the Li Gui before, had gone the wrong way, after all, Ying Shao was the only Gu master in this building.

Why does the Gu insect have a bad sense of direction? Although the two rooms have the same size, their orientations are opposite.He decided to put the house number on the door in the future, otherwise he would always be mistaken.

And just because of these things, he was a little uneasy. What if some ghosts and Gu came in later, and he left his soul again, what would happen to his body?

Because he still has Hu 79's ability, Lan He immediately thought of a way. He took out the papers he had asked for from Police Officer Wang before, and there were a few left, and pasted them on the inside of the doors and windows: "People come to separate heavy paper, ghosts come to separate Thousands of evils can't get rid of a mountain, and ten thousand evils can't get rid of it!"

After cursing, Lan He accepted the law.

"Hmm..." Lan He thought about it, and washed Mao's paws with hand sanitizer, dried them again, and then accepted the method. To be honest, if he didn't have reason here, he would want to spray insect repellent when he saw Mao medicine.

Then I washed my real hands again, otherwise I always feel weird, this hand is still used for eating.After dealing with these uninvited guests, Lan He lay down peacefully with her soul out of her body.

I just settled another matter for Ying Shao, and now it's time for dinner, can I ask Ying Shao to grab some food?

……

A district in Beijing.

Lord Lou and the Gu master from Qiandi who he has known for several years chatted and laughed happily while drinking, chatting about what he had done recently, and suddenly became a little worried: "Ying Shao is stupefied and fierce, if he loses, he won't Let's kill the fish and break the net, how are you, brother?"

The Gu master spat, cursed in Miao language, and said with a sneer: "He is a yellow-haired boy, he has only been raising Gu for a few years, these are the spider Gu and centipede Gu that I have intensively raised for a long time, he wants to break……"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt as if his heart was empty, and he was stunned.

Lord Lou asked, "What's wrong?"

Only then did the Gu Master let out a scream: "Ying Shao——"

……

"Ha Chirp!" Ying Shao sneezed and rubbed her nose, "It smells so good!"

He is making a pot of rice with shiitake mushrooms and mashed meat with his two younger brothers. He is so poor that he didn’t buy too much meat. The green onions add color to it again, the soup is immersed in the rice, and it is more evenly mixed with the soup, and the aroma is mixed with the heat and steamed up.

The younger brother is sending a message to his father: "Dad, you don't need to send me money, I'm fine, tonight I'm going to eat rice with mushrooms, potatoes and meat, it's delicious..."

In the hot air, a shadow appeared in front of his eyes, and Ying Shao was so frightened that he quickly put down his spoon, "Come on, sir?"

"Well, I passed by here and caught some haunting Gu worms." Lan He tentatively said, "But it's related to you?"

"I didn't release Gu." Ying Shao said without hesitation, "We didn't release it." There was no business, just released hairy Gu.

This Lan He knew that he didn't let it go, it was just to elicit the following words, "Well, it was aimed at you? Otherwise, why would I linger around here."

"Could it be Lord Lou..." Ying Shao didn't offend many people, so he immediately suspected the righteous master, "We did offend people, but he didn't breed Gu... Uh, could it be that he found someone? ? So those Gu worms are now taken away by Lord Lai?"

"Well, you're welcome." Although he said so, Lai Ye's eyes were fixed on their bibimbap.

At this moment, no fragrant flowers and fruits were prepared as offerings, and Lai Ye’s eyes were so hot, Ying Shao was silent for 30 seconds in hunger, and couldn’t say no to the errand with the cheek, so he had to say: “Lai Ye eat Would you like bibimbap..."

He is very happy to be able to climb impermanence, and for this, he will not hesitate.

"Okay." Lan He picked it up almost immediately, "I don't need the spoon, I'll just use the pot."

Ying Shao: "..."

With the master's permission, Lan He ate up a big pot of bibimbap.

The younger brother silently bowed his head and changed his WeChat: Dad, give me 200 yuan, I may eat roasted gluten again tonight...

"It tastes good." Lan He said contentedly after eating, "Then I'll go first, you guys take it easy."

Ying Shao wiped away her tears, and had no choice but to be grateful: "Okay Lai, thank you Lai."

This is all out of soul, and Lan He didn't know what to think of, suddenly didn't want to waste it, and decided to float to Juehui Temple.

... Is Xiao Song still in Juehui Temple?Only half or even a third of his name is known.

He had been wearing a hat before, but today Lan He thought he was just going to play with Xiao Song, so he simply folded the hat and uniform and put them away. The uniform this ghost wears is naturally made of paper.He thought about scaring Xiao Song - this time he didn't know if he could scare him, but last time Xiao Song thought it was a dream.

Lan He floated in the direction of Juehui Temple all the way, but the direction of Juehui Temple was still a bit off, and the pedestrians became scarce.

"Dudu-"

The horn sounded, and Lan He turned around to see that it was a colorful bus.

000 Road.

……

Zhou Huiqin is an employee of an Internet company. She lives in the capital and often works overtime. Every time she gets busy, the pressure is even greater.In order to save money, the house she rented was far away from the company, and she had to take the subway and then return to the bus every day.

Zhou Huiqin usually commutes with her co-workers who live with her, but these two days her co-workers asked for leave and went home, so she can only act alone.

It was too late to work overtime today. When I got out of the subway, there was no one on the road. Zhou Huiqin stood by the side of the road waiting for the bus. From time to time, I opened the app to refresh the real-time information of the bus to see how long it would take for the nearest 414 bus to arrive at this stop.

"Huh... so sleepy." Zhou Huiqin murmured, not only was she sleepy, but she was also tired. Working overtime these days made her lose energy, and she was also very unlucky. She made several small mistakes at work today. .

"Dudu."

A bus appeared in the field of vision, with vague figures on it, and the number of routes could not be seen clearly, Zhou Huiqin rubbed his eyes, um, it is the 414 bus.She stretched out her hand to stop, and a few seconds before the bus stopped in front of her, a thought flashed through her mind:

Two or three minutes ago, she only checked the bus app, and it showed that the bus would arrive in 3 minutes... This bus seems a little fast?

Either the driver is driving fast, or the app is not accurate. Although it is quite reliable at ordinary times, there is no such thing as a bug in the program, right?

Zhou Huiqin didn't take it to heart at all, and didn't even open the app to confirm, just got on the bus and swiped the QR code...

"Huh?" Zhou Huiqin found that the QR code could not be swiped, and there was no deduction displayed.

Driver: "Don't swipe if you can't swipe, I won't charge you."

"No, no, no, I have cash." Zhou Huiqin looked at the driver, there was only a side face, and the voice didn't seem to be the familiar 414 driver, and the driver was hunched, with a bag around his neck, and he looked working. It took a lot of effort, but the car drove smoothly and quickly.

But in a big city like Beijing, the flow of people is not always a common thing. If Zhou Huiqin stopped taking this bus one day, no one would care.Zhou Huiqin only took a second look at the driver's appearance, and felt that life was not easy, so he took out the money and threw it into the coin box, turned around and walked to the back of the car.

Ah, today's 414 road... seems a bit crowded, as if a moving company came up.

Zhou Huiqin looked around, and found that there were TVs, safes and other furniture and appliances on many seats, and there were even large refrigerators and washing machines.So the few places left were crowded with passengers, and the ceiling light was not bright enough. Under the dim light, everyone lowered their heads slightly, like a busload of urban bowers.

Zhou Huiqin thought about it wildly. Just now the driver said that he would not charge her money, so he would not move to the bus because of his private use of public equipment today.

She was standing next to a refrigerator, and there was a man holding the refrigerator beside her, who might also belong to the moving company. Zhou Huiqin couldn't help but take a second look, because this man was quite handsome.

It's a pity that the other party kept his head half down and didn't respond to her scorching gaze at all. Zhou Huiqin was not that extroverted, and he was too tired, so he could only withdraw his gaze angrily.

After standing numbly for a long while, Zhou Huiqin moved her gaze outside the window. She took this train every day, and the route was very familiar. She should have turned left at the intersection just now, but why did the driver take another fork in the road.

Zhou Huiqin couldn't help shouting: "Master, you drove the wrong car!"

Driver: "No mistake."

Zhou Huiqin was so frightened that she quickly raised her head to confirm, "No, this is Route 414, master, the route has not been changed, right? The final stop should be Quanfu Plaza."

Driver: "No."

Zhou Huiqin suddenly stopped talking. She wanted to continue arguing with the driver, but she suddenly found that the passengers in the car were silent and seemed to have no reaction to the route.

In other words, these passengers have not responded since she got on the bus.It's just that she was distracted and didn't pay much attention. Thinking about it now, they were too quiet.

At first, she thought that everyone was tired so late, and it was nice to be quiet on the bus, but these people not only didn't talk, they didn't play with their phones either.It's just that everyone kept their heads slightly lowered, and even the angles seemed to be exactly the same.

Zhou Huiqin shut up because she panicked when she realized this, and cold sweat oozes out little by little. She went to look at the man next to him who was holding the refrigerator, but the man still lowered his head expressionlessly and did not speak.

She suddenly felt that the whole car was eerily silent...

In retrospect, the worst thing was the driver...with so many people in the car, he didn't yell "Go inside, it's still empty" after a new passenger came on board! !

I don’t know where I’m driving now, the road around is getting darker and darker, Zhou Huiqin grabs the pillar with all her strength, and wants to ask the driver to stop, but at this moment she seems to be overwhelmed by fear, unable to breathe, and afraid that after the silence is broken , there will be more terrifying consequences, both options are fatal.

Zhou Huiqin glanced ahead, and the driver's crooked half face appeared in the rearview mirror, with a faint smile at the corner of his mouth.

Haha...Zhou Huiqin took a deep breath, her legs were so weak that she could hardly stand up, but at this moment, the bus stopped suddenly, she fell to the ground and her knee hurt.

The car stopped?Zhou Huiqin tried to get up and wanted to take the opportunity to get out of the car, but the back door didn't open. After another person came up the front door, it closed immediately, and the car started again!

"I want to get out of the car..." Zhou Huiqin finally couldn't take it anymore and sobbed.

The driver said coldly: "I haven't arrived at the station yet."

The people who got on the car just now also crowded into the car: "Little girl, where are you going?"

Zhou Huiqin took two steps back and looked at the other person. He seemed to be more normal than others, at least his head was not lowered, wearing a mask, only showing a pair of beautiful warm brown eyes.

Could it be that he also came up by mistake?Zhou Huiqin stopped retreating, and said with a choked voice, "Get out of the car, get out of the car, this car...these people..."

As soon as the other party stretched out his hand, he supported her, perhaps because his eyes were so beautiful, Zhou Huiqin didn't hide. While feeling the cold fingers of the other party, he also heard him say calmly: "Only large items or placed in the The heads of the paper pierced people on the high place are placed at an angle of [-] degrees downward, which is for the convenience of people to watch."

Zhou Huiqin's breath was cold, paper, paper pricked...?

The driver also laughed: "Yes, little beauty, you are the only one in this car. The final stop is Hanjun Cemetery!"

So he is also a ghost?Zhou Huiqin looked at the cold hand on her wrist, and then at his eyes, almost fainting.

"Don't get dizzy, I'm here to help others." Lan He supported the girl with all her strength, and said to the driver, "Please turn around and send this girl back to the exit first."

On the side of the road, he saw that this car was wrong. It was full of paper, and the driver was a ghost. He might be transporting furniture back. Why was there a stranger, so he stopped the car and came up.

When the driver heard what Lan He said, he was very angry, "I kindly gave you a ride, what nonsense are you talking about here?"

Lan He said calmly: "I still want to ask you, why did you trick her into getting into the car?"

I don’t know if it’s the reason Miss Hu said, but this city seems to be getting more and more chaotic. He has lived in the capital for a few years. Although he is more careful not to go to places with few people, there were very few people in the past few years. Encountered such a thing.Yan San has said that the capital is densely populated with high-level people, and on average, each community can be assigned one. The general chaos must be solved before he discovers it.

The driver simply stepped on the brakes, stopped, and said with a smile: "Whoever lied to her, she stopped the car by herself, and I will transport my goods."

Lan He said: "Since the match is wrong, let her go down."

The driver sneered, "I think, since you're here, go and accompany me. With so many friends, let's have a party together."

Friends, are these paper stick people?Lan He still finds it strange, his grandfather is a cloth maker, and he knows how many paper bundles he will buy for a funeral, especially for such a large and exquisitely made paper bundle, one pair is enough, "These are all yours. Is it?"

"Of course not. It was stolen. What's the matter?" The driver was quite confident and rubbed the big bag on his neck.

——Why did paper money have to be made in hiding in the past, or the owner chiseled it on the spot? It is because it is easy to be taken away by ghosts and gods after it is chiseled and placed there.Lonely ghosts will steal it, and the gods of the underworld will confiscate it.

Therefore, before burning things for relatives, read or write their names, and at funerals, burn paper money after burning incense, otherwise the deceased will not receive it.

Zhou Huiqin's upper teeth collided with the lower teeth, rattling non-stop. She couldn't help leaning towards Lan He. She was quite scared at first, but now it was obvious that only this ghost was helping her.

But at this moment, the hunchbacked driver said quietly: "I just want to take you to a party, do you know what he wants to take you out of the car for?".

Zhou Huiqin's face froze.

The driver chuckled: "Look at this guy, he didn't dare to show his face, maybe he died a terrible death, you, you will die in the same way as him, on behalf of the dead ghost..."

For some reason, Zhou Huiqin thinks that the driver who looks like a villain and the young man who looks like a kind person are more terrifying. Does it mean that the more dangerous things need to be disguised in order to deceive people?She subconsciously looked up at Lan He who was wearing a mask. What was under the mask... The more she thought about it, the more terrified she became, and she screamed and shook off Lan He's hand.

"Don't be afraid, he's scaring you, the more you are afraid, the lower your anger!" Lan He warned.

"Do you dare to get out of the car and follow him? Let's take a look outside..." the driver said solemnly.

outside?There was no light outside.Zhou Huiqin couldn't believe either of them now, he only felt that there were wolves before and tigers behind.

The driver saw that she no longer believed in Lan He, and was still fanning the flames: "The more harmless it looks, the more terrifying it is. Little girl, hurry up, I can take you back..."

His tone was full of temptation. Looking at him, Zhou Huiqin felt that her mentality had completely collapsed. How could she choose!She cried heartbreakingly: "Can you please let me go!"

……

Lan He was speechless, and put down the chain wrapped around his sleeve.

The driver's eyes froze for a moment: "??"

Zhou Huiqin saw that the chain hadn't reacted yet, and howled, "What are you doing!"

Lan He then took out the thin uniform, flung it into shape, put it on the body, and put on the tall hat. The equipment is complete, and it instantly conforms to the traditional image, ensuring that everyone can recognize it at a glance, "What a mess, I'm just an ordinary errand of justice who passed by here after work. Do you believe him or me now?"

Zhou Huiqin: "..."

driver:"………………"

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