After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

"I'm not, I don't!" This was too misleading, and Lan He quickly explained to others: "That's not what I mean, it's just using incense to cultivate a fine fox."

The only living person: "...Understood."

Miss Hu's mouth is protruding, and the corners of her eyes are hanging up more and more. When the handkerchief brushes her cheeks, she will accidentally touch her sharp fangs, "Tell me, which one is it? Which vixen is better than me! If you have to raise a fox, wouldn't it be better to raise me?"

Song Futan secretly sighed in his heart, Xiao Lai is so popular, even Hu Immortal wants to go home with him.But Xiao Lai has lived for more than [-] years, has seen a lot, and wears a mask, which is obviously insecure in his heart, and he has never taken it off in front of him so far, so how can he have a pet personality.

Lan He reminded: "Big girl, calm down, your saliva is dripping down."

Miss Hu quickly smacked her mouth back, pressed it flat, wiped away the saliva that was about to drip down her fangs, and at the same time accused vaguely: "Say it, say it!"

Lao Bai couldn't stand it anymore: "Okay, okay, stop arguing. How can you question me directly? If you want to question me, I should be the one. I'm the partner. You are all latecomers. I'm assigned to you." favorite."

Lan He: "..."

It is paternal love.Also, is it persuasion for an unfilial son?

Miss Hu seemed to be arguing with Lao Bai about this qualification issue, Lan He quickly stopped: "Miss, I really misunderstood, I called you here to talk about this matter. I saved a Hu Xian before, she said I was robbed by a yellow fairy. Brother Yan was also attacked by a yellow fairy today and lost his official title."

Miss Hu's mind turned so fast, her expression changed immediately, "Are you sure it's Huang Pizi?"

"It should be right, you should smell it." Lan He looked at Song Futan, and chose to lead the donkey to Miss Hu to smell it.

The Immortal Family of the Four Great Gates has a certain evil nature, and just like people, there are good and bad, there are those who are devoted to the Tao, and there are also those who have evil intentions.Even so, when Miss Hu realized that they were taking advantage of this opportunity to make trouble, she hated her so much, it was too worrying.

"It's unreasonable. If you dare to violate the prohibition, you really don't take Miaogan Mountain seriously!" Miss Hu said to Yan San, "Don't worry, when I catch this guy, he will definitely fry him in a frying pan. 1000-year-old candles on the top of Mt.

Recently, Miss Hu has been very tired because of the matter of the town. Although there are occasional conflicts with Dongyue, everyone agrees in the general direction. Let it succeed. I will make a report to the following, make amends, and investigate this matter with the eldest girl."

Miss Hu nodded, and said in a deep thought: "Tomorrow, I will ask Third Grandma Wang to issue an order to summon all the Huangmen in the capital to go up the mountain and interrogate them one by one!"

It seemed that Miss Hu was furious, and she also realized that this matter could not be delayed, and she had to use thunderous means to bring down the murderer immediately.

Miss Hu is serving in the Bixia Temple, but the immediate boss of the four gates is actually the third grandma Wang, a folk god. The third grandma Wang is from Jingdong. If he fell to his death, he would be enshrined as a god.There is also her shrine in Miaogan Mountain, and she is mainly in charge of the business of the four major gates in North China.

There are not only animal immortals in North China, there are animals everywhere, and animals can cultivate immortality, and there is belief in animal immortals.As a result, industries similar to those of North China Dingxian were born in many places, but with different names.

For example, after the integration of the Xiangmen culture and the shaman culture in the Northeast, Chuma Xian was formed, and Hu Huang and other immortal families were also enshrined.Grandma Wang San can't manage going to the Northeast, unless the Northeast Immortals come to North China, then they will be restricted by the landlord to some extent.

There is a saying that "Huhuang does not pass Shanhaiguan", which means that when the immortals outside Shanhaiguan come to the pass, their mana will be restricted. Some people say that the immortals want to protect the northeast, but in fact it is mainly a matter of territory.

——Of course, all foxes in the world must respect Lord Bixia Yuan.

"Come on, big girl!" Lan He said, and began to float backwards under the cover of Song Futan.

Miss Hu glanced over with her sharp eyes. After all, she is the boss of the Hu family generation. There is a bit of resentment in her bluffing, and she is both tough and soft.

Lan He groaned in his heart, stopped fluttering, and took advantage of the situation to hold Song Futan's shoulders, as if he was just trying to tell Miss Hu: "Miss Hu, I know you, this is my friend Xiao Song."

Song Futan: "..."

Miss Hu fearfully glanced at the rosary beads on Song Futan's neck, she wanted to approach and talk, but stopped in her tracks.

She started again on the same spot with heartache - even if she was saved, the vixen knew Lan He's identity in the yang world. Obviously, as long as a fox with a brain grows, it will not let go of this advantage.

"Why, did I treat you badly? I gave you nails back! What else do you want?"

Lan He: "Uh..."

Miss Hu asked Yan San again sadly: "What do you think he wants?"

Yan San is sadder than her: "I just know I want the hat."

"..." Miss Hu couldn't vent her anger on him, she looked at Song Futan who stood in front of Lan He, and said with full emotion, "Then you know?"

Song Futan said coldly: "I don't know. Gather armpits into fur?"

Miss Hu had a dull pain in her armpits: "..."

I can't give it, I can't give it...

Lan He: "Don't make me look like a scumbag again. I just rescued wild animals, and it's nothing. If you were the one who was injured, I would definitely save it too."

"Then you will go with me later, or what is the name of that fox?" Miss Hu was so delicate in her thoughts, she realized that Lan He must not have told Xiao Song that he was born impermanent, so she only spoke with meaning. Continue to instigate, let Lan He work as a messenger for himself, and find out the identity of the competitor.

Lan He only played Tai Chi with her - this kind of experience also trained Lan He's impeccable skills in front of the clichéd media.

Even though Miss Hu was resentful, in the end she was responsible, and Lan He killed Hu 79 again, so she could only bear the grudge secretly, and gave another piece of nail, telling Lan He: "Try this one again... ..."

What, a new color... This is indeed a good thing, Lan He obediently wrapped up the sample.

Everyone still has their own business, Lan He said to Song Futan worriedly before leaving: "I'll lend you a seal to stamp on your body, it's been so messy lately, how busy you are...Maybe someone will see my notoriety I'll let you go." He's been on the show, he has a certain reputation, apart from ghosts, colleagues should know when they see it.

Even though Song Futan had a crush on Xiao Lai, he didn't blindly stand aside: "Is it like a quarantine certificate?"

Lan He: "..."

That being said, it doesn't seem very good.

Lan He took out the paper, rubbed the rope, and folded a round card, which said Dongyue Yinsi, all are here, Zhan Donkey No. 001, hung around the neck of the lame donkey, anyway, Song Futan often carried it, so For one thing, even if it wasn't a ghost that Yan San and the others were as familiar with, they could still recognize it.

Song Futan fiddled with the round plate and praised: "Good."

Miss Hu said from behind: "Well, the vixen and the thorns are not number one, the donkey is, and I am nothing..."

Song Futan and Lan He: "..."

There is no need to be so sour, right?

……

When Lan He went back, the crew had just finished work, because he said in advance to go to rest, everyone just thought they had found a place to sleep, and it was like this for a few actors who were fine, and they raced against time to sleep when they had time.

After returning to the room, Lan He braced himself up to change Yiping's dressing before going to bed.

After staying at Lan He's place for a few days, Yiping was spiritual after all, and recovered quickly from her injuries, but the thorns were difficult to grow out, which was forced by spirituality after all.

Lan He bought the toy car, claiming to give it to Miaomiao, but never tried it for Yiping.

Because he also asked the eldest girl that night whether toy cars are useful, and how to judge whether a white fairy is worth pressing.

Miss Hu said a lot about the cultivation of the four major sects, which is related to the mind, but it is not absolute, otherwise there would be so many evil spirits.More about such as chance, such as luck.

In the Universiade, Baimen has been miserable in the past hundred years, and it has also been influenced by humans.Chance is even more mysterious. If the luck is overwhelming, or the cultivation is reached, or even the human being who helps it is capable enough, then any car may count.

——Speaking of it, it is from the perspective of the immortal family, and it is very mysterious.Lan He simply wanted to know whether he should be a good person or not. Another accident in Huangmen made him hesitate. Although Baixian was mostly negative and mournful, it was not absolute.

Is he going to ask Yiping, what dreams do you have in the future?That's right but not a debut.

It's not easy for him to do things that he's not sure about, so as soon as the toy car is backed up, it's backed up until Yiping recovers.

Lan He finds Zhang Qingyou and invites him and Shi Xuan to set Yiping free.

"Okay," Zhang Qingyu thought about it and said again, "Do you know that Shi Xuan has been in a bad state for the past few days. I talked to her, and she said that she was filming in the amusement park that night, and she... couldn't find her way. , fortunately you took her back home."

Shi Xuan was very cautious, and later she didn't dare to talk about it with others. She didn't confide in it until Zhang Qingyou asked.

Lan He didn't play with her these two days, and she didn't say anything, so Lan He didn't find out.

"Well, she got lost that day." Lan He said simply.

Zhang Qingyou: "..."

Zhang Qingyou: "I mean...the ghost hit the wall."

"Haha." Lan He smiled standardly, "I don't believe it, but I won't refute it for you." She just asked, "Why is she in such a bad state now?"

"The whole person is a little weak, and I still have nightmares at night. It is said that I made a talisman and put it in the pillow to no avail." Zhang Qinghuang said, "Let's go to her now and find something to do, maybe the spirit will be fine. "

It seems that I was shocked... Although the ghost did not succeed, but after hitting the evil, many people will get sick after being frightened. The serious ones are like losing their souls. good.

Lan He wondered if she could find a chance to burn her nails to relieve Shi Xuan, but Shi Xuan is more superstitious, so she has to be careful not to let her see something strange.

The two went to find Shi Xuan together, and she opened the door with a haggard look.

Shi Xuan hasn't talked to too many people in the past few days, and found a familiar god stick, but the talisman she asked for didn't work, which made her even more frustrated. She felt that the praise she gave for the god stick in the circle of friends before was paid by mistake after all. .

"I asked you to release Yiping, it's almost fine." Lan He said, and asked again, "Yiping's sleeping doll is fine, why don't you sleep well? Is it because you are too tired during the day, don't treat yourself Too much pressure."

"Oh, maybe you still don't believe it, but I really don't know what's going on..." Shi Xuan pointed to the phone and said, "Wait for me a while, I'll make a vlog of Yiping Fangsheng. I'm talking with my friend now While chatting, she wanted to introduce me to a new folk master."

Shi Xuan looked a little distressed, "Actually, I want to go to a more formal place. Even if it is photographed by the media, at most it will be said that I am married and proposing a child. If you look for someone who is not close, if you don't talk about it, you will say something A certain female star raised a kid..."

Lan He and Zhang Qingyou both laughed.

In fact, the last master I met was also introduced by Xiao Cong. It didn’t work. This is what Shi Xuan hesitated the most, but she didn’t say it. What kind of ah."

The guy named Xiao Cong quickly replied: "It's the horse fairy. I just talked to that guy. There are several horse spirits in his company. I'll see who I can talk to you first."

When Shi Xuan heard it, she felt that it was not good, and she even started a company. It didn’t sound like a time-honored brand. She prefers traditional ones. For example, there are some new-style metaphysics apps, but she doesn’t like to use them. It’s just because of face. : "Uh, whatever, do you have the kind, have more experience, come out for a longer time, have a big reputation..."

Zhang Qinghuang complained at the side: "You just said you want first-line."

Xiao Cong also heard that sentence, but he smiled and said: "Old girl, you don't understand this, this so-called 'first-line' old fairy is famous and experienced, but a new disciple, see things That’s right! Because the Xian family wants to become famous, the old Xian’er is the most inspirational at this time. But you also have your worries, and sometimes the experienced ones are more stable and can clear your doubts. Let me find out for you It’s half new and not old.”

Shi Xuan: "...All right."

Xiao Cong pushed the business card to her: "You add him first, chat on WeChat, if you think it's good, then go to see things."

Because of Xiao Cong, Shi Xuan had to chat with the other party, and decided that as long as there was Lei, she would immediately tell Xiao Cong not to introduce herself.Shi Xuan added the old fairy with a trumpet, and the other party quickly sent a message:

[Zhenfutang, nine generations of secret transmission of horse immortals, ancestral access to the underworld, hall of seeing immortals, fortune-telling and divination, repairing prescriptions, searching for people, feng shui of yin and yang houses, etc., welcome to consult and exchange!Teacher Zhang Dongdong’s office phone number: XXXXXXXX]

After a while: "Hello dear, Xiao Cong recommended you? What do you want to check?"

Shi Xuan couldn't help covering her forehead: Why does this have a strong charlatan atmosphere!She couldn't help but look at Lan He and Zhang Qinghuang. Sure enough, not to mention Lan He, even Zhang Qingyou was grinning happily.

Shi Xuan said speechlessly: "Uh, hello, I seem to have encountered a ghost hit the wall before, and I didn't sleep well at night after I came back. Can you solve it?"

True Blessing Hall: "Of course, there are dozens of fairy families in my hall. Your matter is very simple. It belongs to seeing the filth in the yin. Not only is your sleep bad, but your luck will also be bad. As long as you come here, it will be solved for you. "

Shi Xuan scratched his head wildly, still hesitating: "Uh, no, can I understand first, you said you have dozens of immortals...?"

Zhenfutang: "That's right! Immortals see things differently, Hu, Huang, Chang, Mang, and Bei are all there!"

Shi Xuan said weakly: "Why did I hear Hu Huang Bai Liu?"

True Blessing Hall: "Haha! You are talking about the Four Great Gates of the Immortal Family in the capital city. I came from the Northeast. Although they all come from the same origin, they are still a little different. The clergy only partially overlap!"

Going out of the horse is also called watching incense and going out of the hall, which inherits the culture of Xiangmen and shamanism.Disciples gathered together in a hall, usually there are at least Hu Huang Chang Mang mourning five-way immortals at the entrance of the hall, and there may be other animal immortals in the hall, which belong to miscellaneous immortals.

Both Hu Huang and Chang Python are easy to understand. Sadness refers to ghosts, the King of Sadness and Immortals.In addition, the fairy families have to be divided into departments, that is, four beams and eight pillars. Everyone has their own division of labor. For example, there is a saying that the Hu family prescribes prescriptions, the Huang family runs the road, the Chang family picks grass, and the Python family poundes medicine.

Shi Xuan thought about it, and tentatively said: "Oh... If it doesn't work, will the money be refunded? I am also in the media industry, so I can expose you."

Blessing Hall said again: "Of course! I suggest you come over tomorrow... Hey, wait, wait."

After a while, he came back and said solemnly, "I'm sorry, I may not be able to receive you for the time being. Just now, the fairy family in the hall signaled that the local gods have called, and Huang Xian, who supports the hall, went to their unit for a meeting. I don't know when he will come back... ..."

Before he finished listening to the voice, Shi Xuan angrily closed WeChat: "Did you see that, liar!"

Although she is superstitious, she is not so easy to deceive.

Lan He: "..."

He hesitated to speak, um, Miss Hu is really calling Huang Xian for a meeting...

……

It's also impossible for Lan He to tell the truth, that old fairy you contacted has real skills, just pretend not to know, go and take Yiping out first, and prepare to release her.

Shi Xuan was holding a mirrorless camera to shoot vlogs, while Lan He was holding a cardboard box with a toy car in his bag—he had to think about how to give Yiping this chance.Zhang Qingyou was there with the driver and assistant that day, and everyone left the hotel together.

"Hey, Lan He, where are you going?" Wang Mao, who was in the lobby, saw them and shouted with his arms crossed.

Wang Mao stopped the three of them, talked about tomorrow's shooting, and asked them to prepare in advance, and said that Shi Xuan's condition seemed to be not right... Seeing that the conversation continued, Lan He put the cardboard box away.

In the lobby, a child actor from an unknown crew was playing, wearing costumes and riding a baby carriage, and suddenly burst into tears. Isn’t it common for children to cry? The people who were talking didn’t pay much attention.Lan He saw that there was actually a spider lying on the child's feet.

He was a bit shadowy about the spider, so he paused for a while. After a while, Yiping actually crawled out of the box. The spider got off the child's feet and crawled in front of it. Yiping grabbed the spider. , Put it in your mouth and eat it!

Lan He felt a little nauseous at first, then thought, didn't this spider die by itself, was it lured by Yiping?Is Yiping hungry, or does she want to help others?

Lan He hesitated for a while, but the next moment, he saw Yiping wow and spit out the remaining half of the spider. These days, it ate clean fruits here at Lan He, and he was a little unaccustomed to such a serious situation. Taste it.

"Hey, Yiping ran out." Shi Xuan said, dodging a little bit in disgust, she still remembered Lan He saying that hedgehogs had a lot of germs on them.

hedgehog:"……"

The child cried worse when he saw Yiping than when he saw the spider, and hurriedly pedaled to turn around.

Lan He touched the toy car in his backpack, and suddenly felt blessed, and suddenly understood the theory of chance, and said implicitly: "Kids, be careful when riding."

It's also a car.The rest is up to Yiping herself.

After catching the key words, Yiping was stunned for three seconds, then rushed out with an agility that was not in line with ordinary hedgehogs, and lay down in front of the child's wheel.

The child didn't notice at all, and pressed all the way over with full horsepower, only to find out after pressing, wah-wah crying and abandoning the car and ran away.

Shi Xuan was about to cry, and got goosebumps all over her body: "Why is Yiping..."

The hedgehog is about to cry too, count, count!

He turned over and faced up, and he could feel that after passing the pass, the whole thing was different.

From then on, he is no longer a timid and ordinary hedgehog, but a Daoist Baimen fairy family! He can hold his head high and tell people that the century-old humiliation of Baimen will be washed away from Baiwu——

Lan He picked up the cardboard box and put it on the hedgehog's head, "Yiping, why are you always touching porcelain?"

Bai Wu: "..."

In the dark, he shed a little tear. From now on, I am no longer a timid and ordinary hedgehog, but a timid and holy fairy.

Lan He said to Shi Xuan and the others: "I even suspect that Yiping still has a skin disease, and her back is too itchy, so she always looks for things to press."

He brought back the atmosphere all at once, and Shi Xuan's tears shrank back.

"I did a search last time, and it said that hedgehogs have bad eyesight and are highly nearsighted." Zhang Qinghuang also probed, "Fortunately, I didn't find any good or bad results. The car and the child are relatively light."

Wang Mao couldn't go on talking anymore, he found that Shi Xuan's expression was different, and he was going to go back and talk to Shi Xuan in private.The others took Yiping, found a remote and uninhabited place, released her, and filmed the whole process.

Shi Xuan sighed while taking pictures: "It's just a little bald, otherwise the picture would be so good."

Bai Wu: "..."

……

Lan He went to eat with everyone before going back to the room again.

As soon as he entered the door and turned on the light, he saw a young man standing in the room with short brown hair and the same brown eyes. He was tall and tall, wearing a black coat and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. There was tension in his delicate eyebrows and eyes.

Lan He's eyes only stayed on him for half a second, then quickly slid over, closed the door as if nothing had happened, walked to the table and sat down.

——What are you doing, didn’t you let him go!How come back!

And the human figure is not bald, it's unscientific.

"I...that..." Bai Wu stammered, even though he knew that ordinary humans couldn't see him, he turned his back and faced the corner, and then he spoke smoothly, "Although, you named me indiscriminately and bumped into me... ..."

Lan He turned her head slowly and saw him talking to the wall, "??"

Your mourning gate... no, the white gate, is it too self-closing?

Bai Wu didn't know that Lan He was looking at him, and continued to make a declaration: "But if you don't hit me, you will be crushed to death. Your words awakened me unintentionally and made me a fairy. The rare luck of Baimen. Now that I have Taoism, Baimen knows how to repay you, and I will repay you."

That's not necessary, Lan He didn't expect Yiping to be so polite, he saw Yiping's figure moving, and was about to turn his head, so he quickly moved his eyes away, pretending to be looking out the window.

Bai Wu heaved a sigh of relief, well, although it was a declaration that no one could hear, he was still not used to looking people in the eye and saying it.

He even felt that standing in the corner was not safe enough, so he squatted down, lowered his head and lowered his hands, summoned up his courage and said, "Ben, the Immortal family, should be able to bless you to get rich..."

Lan He: "..."

God of Wealth, can you be more confident in this kind of thing? !

Bai Wu squatted in the corner picking the dust from the wall, and murmured: "So, I will come to see you often, but should I stay at your house and be your guardian angel? I have to think again, I like to be hospitalized In the house, you seem to have no fixed place to live, your job is unstable, and you can't afford a courtyard house."

Lan He: "........."

His heart hurts, it's okay for this hedgehog to be unconfident in his job, but his thorns are designed to pierce Xiaotransparent's heart?

I can't afford a courtyard house, but don't forget, the animal world also said that the natural enemy of hedgehogs is foxes.If you want to be beautiful, come to my apartment to be a Baojiaxian, do you know if you want to be beautiful! ! !

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