After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

It has been more than 200 years since Xiao Lai passed away, and he would be frightened, which made Song Futan feel that he is not only cute, but also much more lively than the living people in this world.

Humans and ghosts are mixed in the world, people come and go, ghosts are bustling, but no matter whether it is among humans or ghosts, Song Futan has never found anyone like Xiao Lai again.

Song Futan didn't expose him, but said: "That's Huang Pizi's illusion, and number 001 is still with me."

"It's okay? I almost really thought it died in battle to protect you." Lan He thought at first that something happened to 001, but repeated it twice in the middle, and saw that the skull and heart sank, but now Song Futan said, 001 is actually Well... it's really like a roller coaster.

Song Futan took out something from his bosom, which turned out to be a golden lotus flower, with a paper-folded donkey with a slightly torn hind leg on its head, "I was here to visit the tomb during the day, and I was probably targeted by Huang Pizi. , brought me here after nightfall. There was nothing I could do, and I wanted to take No. 001 away, so I put it away and used a part of the rosary to fix it. The yellow leather is still not giving up, the skull was originally intended to scare Mine, you...be careful."

The cranium is the place of spirituality. The immortals like Huangmen and Humen who can change sometimes use the cranium to increase the strength of the art of transformation. Of course, the human cranium is the best.This place is full of graves, and it is not difficult to find skulls.

Lan He didn't even bother to be happy for No. 001 when she heard the latter, "Isn't this the lying fish on your rosary? Why did you take it off? Is it still effective after the rosary is moved like this?"

Of course it was removed to protect the little lame donkey, he had rosary beads to protect him, and he had a tough heart, but No. 001 was made of paper, and Huang Pizi could see that he valued it very much.

Song Futan said lightly: "It's just for a while, as long as you don't leave your body."

"Or...what if something happens, what are you doing, it's just a paper donkey." Lan He told him to fasten Lyu Yu'er back, and took the paper donkey over by himself, and the paper donkey passed him In his hand, it became bigger, and he shook his head to come back to life.

Because it was the first thing you gave... Song Futan said silently in his heart.

Lan He touched the donkey's head, also thoughtful.Although he is just a paper donkey, but he gets along a lot, the little lame donkey is still a little bit special. Back then, he just slapped it and went back after shaking Song Futan, what a joy.

The little lame donkey rubbed his head against Lan He's waist in aggrieved way.

Lan He: "Don't do this next time, at worst, I'll buy another size 002."

001:"???"

Lan He rubbed the donkey's head, "Hehehe, don't be afraid."

At this moment, Lan He was in the mood to go back and think, okay, it's really Huang Pizi, this guy who is going to die.

Lan He stroked the lame donkey and said, "This yellow-skinned man is dead, he stole Third Brother Yan's hat, stole the golden mouse, how dare he..." bully his donkey.

At this moment, Lan He heard the sound of killing.

He looked back and saw that it was the top of the mountain where the cemetery was located, and a tall horse rushed down.Under the moonlight, a skeleton wearing armor was sitting on the horse's back. There were two groups of red flames in the black eye sockets. They said they were flames, but they glowed coldly, and they held a big knife in their hands.

The Skeleton Cavalry opened its mouth, and its jaw made a crackling sound, and the roar seemed to come from hell.Riding the horse and galloping, it seemed that the next second he would rush to the front and trample Lan He flat, and the power rushed towards his face.

Lan He couldn't help but take a few steps back, seeing that Song Futan was not moving, she stopped and cheered herself up, what, I've always been the only one who drives the oxen and horses to plow others!

Wait, where did the skeleton cavalry come from? Once he calmed down, Lan He suddenly thought of something, and quickly burned Miss Hu's nails, and sharp nails grew out of her left hand.

At this time, take a closer look, where are the skeleton cavalry on the hillside!

In front of him, it was clearly an orange-yellow weasel riding a huge khaki hare on its crotch.

This weasel has a pair of shiny bean eyes, and a small piece of melon rind on its head. Two semicircular ears protrude from the melon rind. It holds a stick in its hand, and its eyes are shining strangely. Red light, long tail is very fluffy, looks like a humanoid.

Before the other party could react, they couldn't be charmed anymore, grabbed the rabbit's ears and half stood up aggressively, waving the stick, opening its mouth like a groundhog and shouting: "Ah----!!!"

Lan He: "..."

...The weasel without the special effects is simply too empty.

Lan He rushed up without retreating, and the weasel was stunned for a moment, "Ah?—Ah!!"

It would be fine if it was anything else, but a weasel.Now that Lan He is relying on Miss Hu's ability, she spontaneously feels that she can walk sideways among the four gates within a hundred miles in diameter of Miaogan Mountain.

He stepped forward and overturned the weasel with one paw, and pulled it off the hare by the back of the neck. The weasel was more than 50 centimeters long and smooth.

Lan He pressed it to the ground, and directly pounded its head into the soil, and the cry was buried in it.

The hare is in the weasel recipe, and it was coerced by the weasel to be a mount. At this time, it suddenly escaped from the wolf's mouth, stunned for a while, and immediately jumped and ran away.

The weasel made a muffled sound from the soil: "Please forgive me! Master, please forgive me!"

Lan He laughed a few times, he realized why he was blinded before, obviously even the worms couldn't confuse him before.Thinking about it, although she has Miss Hu's nails on her body, Huang Xian is also good at illusion.Just wearing nails instead of burning them, it's okay to deal with bewitching, but it's not good for Huang Xian.

Fortunately, he borrowed Miss Hu's strength, and once he got angry, the weasel couldn't fascinate him, and it was much easier to beat him.

He pulled the weasel out of the soil, "Why, now that you know how to spare your life, you still wanted to scare me just now, can't you see my hat is so tall? How dare you provoke Dongyue Yinsi?"

The weasel said in horror: "Are you really from the Yin Division of Dongyue? I saw that the hat said coming, and I thought it was an opera singer! Over the years, I have never seen anyone write these four words on a hat." ..."

"Stop pretending to me, you bully the soft and fear the strong." You are still a little tender to act in front of me, Lan He added in his heart, besides, he has seen Hu 79 before, and knows the pissing nature of these four gates, "You are so bold, tell me quickly, did you steal Yan San's official hat and golden mouse?"

Lan He was vicious, but Huang Pizi cried out, "How can this be blamed on me! I've been here all along, it's just the day when Yan San's accident happened. When the golden mouse was stolen, I went to Miaogan Mountain for a meeting. Since you know the eldest girl, you will know it as soon as you ask!"

"It shouldn't be that one." Song Futan said, he had met the Huang Xian before, although he couldn't see any face, let alone smell, but the feeling they gave him was completely different. , his intuition is not the same one.

Lan Hexin said okay, there are still a lot of Huangxians, and it seems that they are not so lucky to catch them all at once, "I said, how can you recognize your love so thoroughly, so you can see the friendship between me and Miss Hu. Okay, then you I swear, it wasn't you."

The oath is to sense the world, Huang Pizi said weakly: "I swear, if I steal something, I will turn into a toad."

Lan He sneered: "Is this also called an oath? Did you really steal it?"

The weasel quickly shook his head, "No, no, I swear, if I steal the golden mouse, let me fry it in a frying pan for 100 years."

Lan He: "This is more or less..."

The weasel breathed a sigh of relief, and said flatteringly: "Master, can it be done now?"

Lan He smiled at it, and punched it again, "What is it, you dare to bully our Xiao Song, and my donkey! Didn't you see the sign on its neck saying Dongyue Yinsi?"

The little lame donkey also groaned twice, and stomped on the yellow-skinned boy's head with its hoof.It snatched all the signs, and kept playing dumb.

The weasel's face was swollen, and it whimpered and said exaggeratedly: "I really thought it was a lie, sir, now I know I was wrong, it turns out that this person is covered by you, and I have a wife and children, please be magnanimous, forgive me Me! I swear I will never dare again, or I will be fried in oil for 200 years! Please, if Miss Hu finds out, she will definitely not spare me!"

Lan He told No. 001 enough to get angry, and said: "Hmph, let's leave this matter for now..."

He still has to send another message to Lao Bai. He has notified him before, but Lao Bai hasn't come yet, so let him not make a trip in vain.

The weasel was already in a state of distress, and was breathing a sigh of relief, when Lan He forced him to ask: "You have to explain clearly to me, you are the one who occupied the ancestral grave of Lao Yu's family, right?!"

weasel:"………………"

What else? ?

It was all in a daze, saying that our Huangmen turned into Rufeng, this master changed three cases in a short time, and he didn't give up. He thought he came for the donkey, but he heard him ask the golden mouse, and now he is talking about Yu It's about home.

The weasel couldn't help but said: "...Master, who are you working for?"

Lan He: "Can't I go out all over the place?"

weasel:"……"

Song Futan: "..."

Seeing the weasel choked speechlessly, Lan He said, "A Gu master for me took over their job to mediate. It just so happened that you bullied my donkey again, do you understand?"

He easily pushed it on Ying Shao.

Song Futan also thought of something, "Is it the Yu family from Kunlun Pictures?"

Lan He: "Yes, you also know?"

After he finished speaking, he thought, nonsense, didn't the Yu family still invite Master Fudo.

Song Futan nodded and said: "My father has some friendship with their family, so I heard about it." Yu Hangjia also wanted to invite Master Fudo through his family, but failed.

Lan He heard the words, but his mind was slightly wandering. So, Xiao Song is related to the Yu family in reality... He still doesn't know Song Futan's real life at all, they always talk about ghosts and gods.It's just that Lan He felt that maybe he had seen too much, and Xiao Song talked about ghosts and gods like talking about people, and he was very penetrating.

At this moment, Lan He was a little curious about what Song Futan in Yangjian looked like...

"Yes, I took it!" The weasel's split voice brought Lan He back to his senses, "Yes, I took it, I confess, but I came here for revenge. Master Wuchang, a hundred years ago , the surnamed Yu was still a baby, and he met me on the mountain in my hometown. I was going through the customs, so I asked him for a seal."

Disputing seals is also one of the cultivation methods of the four gates, the yellow gate uses it more, just like alchemy is for the Hu gate, and pressing the car is for the white gate.Huangmen practiced to pass the test, so he went to ask the spirit of all things, human beings, to ask people: "Do you think I look like a human?"

If you ask three people and all say it is like, then it can take off its animal body.But if people say it doesn't look like it, then it will waste all its previous efforts.

Because Hu Huang's story was widely circulated, even Lan He had heard of this unspoken legend. Even if no one explained it, he knew the general meaning.

The weasel said aggrievedly: "I have already asked the last one. I said, do you think I look like a fairy, and he said, I think you look like a melon!"

——Old artist Yu, whose ancestral home is Sichuan.It is not surprising to see a weasel in tattered clothes with a melon rind as a hat, and blurt out that you are a melon rind.

"I had to go back crying and practice again. Moreover, from then on, the nearby fairy families started laughing at me and called me Gua Erzhen. Because there were more, I couldn't get rid of this name gradually. Everyone only knew Gua Er Er Zhenren, no one calls me by my real name."

Lan He: "..."

Should this be counted as a name, or the power of belief?

Although Master Gua Er didn't admit it himself, everyone called him that. Somehow, this nickname was also recognized by heaven and earth.If there are more people calling Lan Helai, Master and Xiaolai, it will even be recorded in the roster of the underworld.

Lan He said speechlessly: "This ordinary weasel, isn't it asking if it looks like a human?"

Master Gua Er said in shame: "I was also thinking, can I do it in one step!"

——If people really answer him, like a fairy, then he will be developed.What are the immortal names of real people?For example, in the tea shed on Miaogan Mountain, there is a real person who worships Master Liu Si. That is the immortal family of Liumen who has attained Taoism, but they are all doing good deeds and practicing Taoism step by step.However, this weasel wanted to be opportunistic, but was scolded as a melon skin.

Lan He shook his head and said, "Greed is not enough to swallow an elephant."

Some adults may be afraid of revenge from the immortal family, so they ignore or pretend to be similar, but children are bold and don't care about that much.

The real person can only be called a real fairy if he becomes a real fairy. The name of the real person Guaer is completely mocking. The weasel took off the skin of the melon and wiped away the tears that didn't exist on his face, "But my morality is ruined in one go. , I suffer too. Now that I finally finished the repair, I asked him for revenge, but I re-repaired it for a hundred years, and he died long ago, and he became a people's artist. People often come to sweep the tomb and repair it. After several years, he finally had the opportunity to invade his private house and take revenge on his children and grandchildren."

The two sects of Hu and Huang are so evil, so even those who enshrine Baojiaxian are quite afraid of these two sects. They are too uncertain, not to mention coming and going like the wind. It is also hard to feel guilty.

Real Gua Er really felt from the bottom of his heart that the Yu family owed him something and cut him off from his morality, and he has held grudges like this for a hundred years.

Lan He's movie was also affected, so he gave real Gua Er another blow, "Small belly, no wonder you can't become a fairy!"

Daoist Gua Er has been beaten to the ground, and there is nothing to love in life, "Reconciliation is impossible anyway, I want to make the eight generations of their family suffer!" As he was speaking, he caught a glimpse of Lan He's face, and his arrogance was low After getting down, he changed his face and said, "But if they are sincere enough, they can also enshrine my family as family immortals. I will naturally bless the eight generations of his family to eat and drink well."

Lan He: "..."

Well, this is the yellow gate that turns into the wind.Those who enshrine family immortals among the people are indeed not all invited by themselves to build the God of Wealth Tower. Some of them are bullied, injured, or harmed by the immortal family, and they come to avenge themselves.

As long as they can find a fragrant head who can "convince" them, and the two sides fight and talk together, they can be turned into immortals.In other words, turn hatred into offerings, pay back what you owe me with incense, and treat me as well.

Lan He: "I've already had enough to eat and drink. Think about it, I'm not necessarily happy. I don't care about this matter. I'll just take you to the Yu family to discuss. Where is your family?"

He remembered that the Yu family also invited a horse fairy to come, and Ying Shao also followed.He will follow, no matter what the result is, this bastard has to return the logo, don't disturb his movie release.

……

Yu Hangjia and his group arrived at the cemetery one step later, because the other party was probably Huang Xian, and he knew better about the animal fairy family than the horse fairy. Mr. Ma had prepared two crooked-necked phoenixes—that is, roast chickens, and they took care of the chickens. It's called Little Phoenix.

Hu Xian and Huang Xian generally like to eat chicken, so prepare the roast chicken. After the conversation is settled, they will not only reward the Xian family on their own side, but also appease the Huang Xian on the opposite side.

Yu Hangjia didn't want to come because he had promised his father, and because it involved his great-grandfather's tomb, his wife persuaded him, but he still bit the bullet and came in together.

He greeted the cemetery, but no one stopped him. The group went in and went straight to Yu Hangjia's great-grandfather's tomb.

When he got close to the front, Yu Hangjia took a deep breath. Although it is a public cemetery, it is considered relatively high-end. An integrated small cemetery.The place is relatively large, and there are still loess flowers and plants. His family also made some small designs for the tomb of the great-grandfather.

Looking at it now, one of the specially planted cypress trees fell down, and the bricks and stones above were washed away, pressing on his great-grandfather's tomb.Yu Hangjia was short-tempered for a moment, feeling that the management of the cemetery was so inadequate, if Mr. Ma hadn't come to investigate, he wouldn't have known.

And when they arrived in front of the tomb, everyone could smell a strong foul smell.

When Yu Hangjia thought about what Huang Xianzhi said, he no longer doubted it. Isn't this the smell of yellow leather? He covered his nose and said, "Mr. Ma, what should we do now?"

"This guy has already deceived Ling Zu's tomb, help the soldiers light three yellow sticks!" Mr. Ma said, and the two gods immediately lit three sticks of incense on the grave. The yellow sticks refer to incense, and the three sticks represent the three talents of heaven, earth and man. It's just to let the immortals on the body talk to the outer immortals here, and by the way, it's also as an induction.

As soon as the two gods lit the incense, they saw that there was no fire at the top of the incense, and black smoke was coming out, and even the ash from the incense was black. At that time, their eyelids twitched.

Ying Shao is a Gu master, although he didn't know that it represented a bad omen in the custom of Chumaxian, but the Gu insects on his body were restless, as if warning him that the current situation was not good.

Ying Shao cheered up and touched the Gu worm on his chest with his fingers. At this moment, the three incense sticks fell straight down!

It's an ominous omen... Ying Shao's heart was beating like thunder.

The next second, Yu Hangjia suddenly said: "Let's put the crooked neck phoenix on it too, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Ying Shao cursed inwardly, Yu Hangjia's originally steady voice unexpectedly seemed to be strangled at some point, softly and feminine.

After Yu Hangjia finished speaking, he went to get the roast chicken.

This roast chicken is made by Mr. Ma's family's secret old recipe. Selected small roosters are stewed with star anise, cinnamon, grass fruit, angelica dahurica, ginger and other seasonings for several hours to let it taste good, and then grilled , the chicken skin is an attractive burnt yellow color, which makes people drool.

Mr. Ma's expression also changed, and he went to catch Yu Hangjia with his helpers from left to right, but Yu Hangjia was so powerful that he threw them both away. Mr. Ma was furious, and asked the immortal to take him up, and the immortal's family would lend him He said: "The front of the horse greets the yin and yang drum, and the back of the horse greets the little Dingshen. After the patient is set up, a stick of yellow incense and a watch are placed upside down on the grave!"

As soon as the two gods heard this, they threw the divine drum to Yu Hangjia. Yu Hangjia's body froze, and then he was caught and dragged to the grave by the two of them. Throw it down.

At this time, Mr. Ma paused again, and said sharply: "Is this yellow-skinned son a mother or a father? The one we were talking about earlier belongs to the same family!"

Isn't it the one he negotiated before?One male and one female, I'm afraid they are not a family, Ying Shao hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter if it's male or female, let's get rid of Mr. Yu first."

Mr. Ma sighed greatly: "Oh! I'm afraid it won't work!"

Ying Shao was wondering why, when Chuma Xian and his two gods let go at the same time, Yu Hangjia fell backwards and hit Ying Shao, choking his neck in a twisted posture.Ying Shao was caught off guard and locked his throat.

"Ho ho!" Because of being possessed, Yu Hangjia was so powerful that Ying Shao couldn't breathe at once, Zi slapped his hand with a flushed face, and went to summon her golden silkworm Gu again.

But for some reason, the chest where the Golden Silkworm Gu was located was dead silent.

The air became thinner and thinner, and the scene in front of him gradually became blurred. He bit the tip of his tongue with great effort, and chanted the incantation. The next moment, the humming of golden silkworm Gu seemed to fill his ears, his brain seemed to be hammered, and he was instantly awake come over.

Ying Shao took a closer look, where he was at the grave, he was still in the same place, at the tomb, Yu Hangjia didn't pinch his neck, it was clearly his own hands stuck on his neck!

In front of him, there was a little weasel squatting, with its two paws folded close to its chest, staring up at him, with two pupils in its red eyes, which was very strange.

Seeing that he was awake, the little weasel jumped up a few more steps and hid behind a big weasel.

——There were another big and one small, a total of three weasels.

The other little weasel was staring at what Yu Hangjia was doing, and Yu Hangjia fell into some kind of hallucination, took off most of his clothes, kept kowtowing in front of the grave, his forehead was covered with blood.The big weasel was lost one by one, and the fairy and the others were fighting each other.

The weasel's ability to charm the mind is quite powerful, thanks to Ying Shao's cultivation of Gu, Mr. Ma himself is a disciple of the horse, and the immortals in the hall are no match for this yellow-skinned child, Ying Shao desperately called other people's names: "Mr. Ma, wake up!" Mr. Yu! Mr. Yu!"

The little yellow leather wanted to rush over and make trouble with him again, Ying Shao was prepared this time, the Gu ghost defended himself, and kept awake, he thought to himself, for the sake of money, he will fight!

Just as he was about to rush up, he saw a red light fluttering over, a familiar figure in a tall hat appeared, and beside him was a ghost in a black robe, leading a lame donkey. He was surprised and delighted, saying that he was lucky Seeing a bad situation at a young age, he saw Master Lai before he knew it, it must be because he was possessed by Huang Pizi just now, "Master Come?! Master Come, it's me!"

It's just that when Master came near, Ying Shao saw clearly again, he still had a paper rope in his hand, and the other end of the paper rope was tied to the neck of a weasel.Ying Shao was even more overjoyed, he knew that the master would not help the evildoers.

When he saw the black-robed man, he was a little hesitant, and he wasn't tied up, he didn't look like a ghost, but he was too anxious now, and he didn't care about it, so he said: "Come on, master, save my benefactor quickly." dad!"

"...Wait." Lan He responded, and took a look at Gua Er, then raised his upper body and said a few words to his wife and children. The strange light in their eyes dissipated. Guaer next to the real person, leaning against it and squatting down.

Gua Er's wife is only about two-thirds of his age, and the child is even smaller.

Yu Hangjia and Mr. Ma came to their senses. Yu Hangjia touched his aching forehead, bloody, grinning and stood up. He saw four weasels squatting in Ying Shao's place, and one of them was wearing a melon cap, looking like a human being. , his eyes seemed to glow in the dark, almost scared him to death, and flashed behind Mr. Ma.

"Mr. Ma, this is Mr. Lai! He is the one who tied the yellow skin!" Ying Shao and You Rongyan, if Yu Hangjia is his father in the underworld, Mr. Lai is his father in the underworld.

When Mr. Ma and Ershen saw Lan He's hat, the corners of their mouths twitched, but they didn't dare to take it easy, and hurriedly said, "Come on, master."

The fairy family on Mr. Ma also said through his mouth: "It used to be Master Wuchang of Dongyue Yin Division. Thank you for your help today."

Lan He nodded, "Because of righteousness, I sent this yellow-skinned boy to have a good talk with you." Although he said so, everyone could see that he was very rough with that yellow-skinned boy.

But Yu Hangjia couldn't see it, he just looked in which direction blankly: "Ah?"

Ying Shao pondered for a moment and came to a realization, "Mr. Yu wears a gourd pendant on his body to cover up his yin energy, so he cannot see the old master. This is the impermanent master I was talking about, er, and..."

He looked at Song Futan, but didn't know how to introduce him, "Master, who is this?"

Lan He joked: "This black dress, what do you think it looks like?"

Ying Shao's lips moved, "Could it be your CP?"

Lan He: "..."

Ying Shao: "Wrong, wrong, I mean, partner? Hei Wuchang? No, there is no uniform..."

Lan He felt a little embarrassed for some reason, and blamed Ying Shao for talking nonsense, but she still remained calm and said: "He is in plain clothes, and he didn't wear the hat, so he wrote 'Everyone is gone'."

Ying Shao: "..."

Ying Shao's first reaction was that he was joking, but when he saw Master Lai's hat, he became silent again. The underworld is so big that there are no surprises.Not to mention, everyone has come, and everyone has left, which is quite worthy.

Yu Hangjia continued to be at a loss: "Who is it?"

Mr. Ma explained: "Here, the master and a colleague have caught the yellow leather, and now we can have a good talk with them." He exchanged a look with the two gods. Happy for money, they said respectfully to Lan He, "I'm too tired today, master, I don't have any other specialties here..."

Lan He's eyes immediately moved to the two roast chickens, the delicious Northeast roast chicken.

But Mr. Ma took out a cloth bag: "I brought you a bag of paper money, please accept it."

What a specialty! !

Lan He looked into the distance and said, "I'm not interested in (paper) money."

Real Gua Er: "..."

Mr. Ma: "...???"

This is a fake errand, and there are people who are not interested in money?Are the traditional Chinese customs not followed?

Mainly because of the fairy family on Mr. Ma, he was also very angry: Master is a bit pretentious.

Yu Hangjia was still at a loss: "What did you say?"

The immortal family on Mr. Ma burst into tears: "He said he was not interested in money..."

Yu Hangjia: "..."

Lan He: Is this what it feels like to act aggressively in front of a boss?

The author has something to say: Weasel ears are quite cute...