The whole world loves Mr. Lin

In the TV screen, Mi Li scratched her frizzy hair and took the task card from the host. The expression on her face gradually changed from confusion to daze, and then from daze to panic.

"No way, make breakfast?"

The host showed a standard business smile to the camera, "Yes, milk and bread are ready-made, you just need to go to the chicken coop to retrieve the eggs, and make a delicious fried egg for each guest."

"Let's talk about it first, is poisoning people to death the responsibility of the program crew?" Mi Li negotiated with the host holding the task card.

[Hahahaha, everyone knows Xiaomi's cooking skills, the program team is messing around! 】

[The last variety show Xiaomi baked the pizza into black charcoal, I still remember it fresh]

[Xiaomi's self-awareness makes me feel distressed]

The camera cuts to the chicken coop, the time is 06:30 in the morning, and the sky is not yet fully lit.Mi Li squatted halfway outside the chicken cage, trying to reach out to touch the eggs in the cage.

"Clack, cluck!"

The hens were stimulated and fluttered their wings to drive away the intruding strangers. Mi Li was flung off one of his chicken feathers and shivered under the hen's sharp claws. ten eggs.

The camera took a close-up shot in front of him, and Mi Li's mood was written all over his face——

Capitalized life is nothing to love.

The scene changed again, and Mi Li was studying how to light the stove in the farm kitchen. There was only a dark earthen stove in front of him, and there were chopped wood, hay and old-fashioned matches beside him.

He turned his head and said to the host:

"Do you have any anti-explosion measures? I'm afraid that the scene will be out of control later, and everyone will be in danger."

The host showed a shocked expression when he heard the words. For the sake of the safety of the entire program group, he still invited the farmer to help Mi Li light the earthen stove.

[The host's expression is absolute: The baby is scared to death]

[Xiaomi's trick is absolutely perfect, use your ability to persuade him to quit]

【I completely believe in Xiaomi, if there is no help from the farmer, he will definitely be able to blow up this kitchen】

The camera cuts back to half the scene, and the iron cauldron is heated by the stove, emitting white steam from the evaporated water.Mi Li looked nervous, holding the oil pot in one hand and the spatula in the other, as if he didn't know what to do.

"The pot is hot, pour the oil!" the enthusiastic farmer reminded.

Mi Li looked serious, as if what he was facing was not a pot, but a heart patient waiting for a stent operation.

"Bah..." Mi Li panicked and shook his hands, he poured half a pot of oil into the pot, and when the cold oil met the hot pot, a lot of oily smoke came out instantly.

"I'm sorry, I put in too much, wasting your oil," Mi Li smiled at the farmer in embarrassment, picked up the washed eggs, and prepared to knock them into the pot.

"You put so much oil, why don't you fry ten eggs at the same time," said the farmer, who worked diligently as a consultant.

Mi Li nodded, thinking that this opinion is quite scientific, he still knows how to beat eggs, Tang Lan taught him to do it when he was helping in the kitchen.

The eggs were picked up and dropped, and the orange-yellow native eggs were dropped into the oil pan, solidified by heat, and gave off a pleasant fragrance.Mi Li was encouraged and knocked all ten eggs into the pot in one breath.

The problem lies in where the eggs are put into the pot—Mi Li tapped the eggshells very intently, and all ten eggs landed in the middle of the pot. Shaking tremblingly.

And because of the uneven heating, the eggs on the top are still in a liquid state, some yolks are broken and flow to the bottom to be fried in hot oil, and some are still hanging on the top, making them mushy.

Looking at the yellow, yellow and white things in the pot, the farmer felt a little unbearable to look straight at, and reminded anxiously: "Use a spatula to turn it over! The bottom will be mushy!"

Mi Li was even more flustered by his eager tone, and quickly moved the spatula to turn over the big lump of eggs in the pot.Because the shovel was too fast, the whole piece of fried egg was accidentally pierced, and the uncooked egg yolk in the middle flowed out, making the scene even more chaotic.

The farmer on the side was stunned——

It was the first time he saw that fried eggs could be fried to create the feeling of a murder scene.

The final product is a large round cake with irregular shape, the yellow and white are unevenly distributed, some places are burnt, and some places are still thin, which looks terrible.

"The young man is not bad, but he is still a soft-boiled egg," the farmer praised Mi Li who was in a hurry.

【What a kind farmer...】

[I can't look directly at the word soft-boiled egg anymore]

【Distressed for the hen, distressed for the egg】

The camera gradually zoomed out, and the flustered conversation between Mi Li and the farmer was still heard on the screen.

"Forgot to add salt!"

"Bang!" The sound of the salt jar falling to the ground and shattering.

…………

The whole family who were sitting on the sofa watching TV turned their heads and focused on Mi Li.

Mi Li never expected that the program team would use this extra task as the opening of the whole variety show.

frenzied!Public execution!

Brother, do I want to lose face? !

Maybe after tonight, audiences across the country will know that Mi Li is a handicapped kitchen killer, and he is still at an advanced stage.

"Son, don't panic, maybe this is a cute spot in the eyes of the audience," Tang Lan comforted.

It was only then that Mi Li remembered that Lin Zizai was also watching the show, and he became even more unlovable. His glorious image in the villain's heart was completely shattered.

He secretly glanced at the mobile phone next to him, and the small person on the screen was really watching the TV seriously, his big eyes didn't blink, and the pupils were still shining with thinking light effects.

Mi Li covered her forehead and continued to watch TV with everyone.Fortunately, this kitchen disaster has finally turned the page, and the scene has been cut to the scene of everyone having breakfast together and going to work.

In addition to the Mi family father and son file, the other four groups of guests also have their own highlights.There are fans from various companies in the barrage, some are boasting about guests, and some are boasting about the program group. They are all in harmony. The reputation of this program is indeed not bad.

This situation of contention among various schools did not change until the game session, when the barrage began to lean towards the second group of the Mi family and his son.Because in the game session, the performance of the second group was really eye-catching.

In the link of the lost lamb, the scene of Mi Li going to the sheepfold to shear the sheep's wool was shown throughout.They repeatedly resorted to strange tricks and found the three lambs outside the farm at an alarming speed, causing the audience on the TV to go crazy.

[Xiaomi is too smart, IQ crushed]

【I really want to be that lamb and be hugged by Xiaomi】

[Old Mi is also a man, the expression on the Band-Aid for Xiaomi is too warm, it turns out that the relationship between father and son can be so good! 】

These bullet screens became even crazier when the guests went to the town to sell vegetables.In addition to Chuimi's father and son, he also joined the new camp of Chuimi's mother Tang Lan.

[Teacher Tang's strength assists, Uncle Mi is really a witty boy]

[After watching the show, I immediately paid attention to Mr. Tang's kitchen. I found the treasure. Mr. Tang's gentle voice is so healing]

Two hours passed quickly, and this variety show ended with the scene of Mi Xinghai holding three bags of feed back to the pigsty with one hand.

The three bags of feed add up to tens of catties. In the picture, Mi Xinghai breathes smoothly and effortlessly, and his muscle lines stretch his sleeves into a beautiful arc, giving him a strong sense of strength.

Sure enough, Papa Mi's body fans in the barrage exploded one after another, all kinds of rainbow farts were hyped.

Mi Xinghai looked at the screen full of "I am Uncle Mi's body", blushed like a tomato, and hurriedly took Tang Lan's hand to explain:

"The children are talking nonsense, don't take it seriously, wife."

Papa Mi focused on comforting his wife, but Tang Lan said indifferently: "How many times have I told you that we should keep pace with the times when we get older, and it's just a joke to be greedy for your body. Do you think people really care about you?" Old bacon?"

"Mom, you are really trendy," Mi Xin also said with a smile on the side.

Amidst the laughter of the family, it was getting late, Mi Li put the mobile phone on the sofa into her purse, and bid farewell to her family.When he drove back to his apartment, the hour hand of the wall clock in the living room was already at eleven o'clock.

Mi Li turned on Mr. Lin's APP and found that Lin Zaizai was still awake.The villain sat on the bed and thought about it, his eyebrows drawn in simple strokes were frowned, as if something was on his mind.

"Why isn't Zai Zai still asleep?" Mi Li asked concerned.

"Mimi, I... I seem to be unable to sleep," Lin Zaizai showed a happy expression the moment he saw Mi Li, and then began to bow his head in thought.

Emotions are palpable on his small face, creating the illusion of flesh and blood.

Mi Li felt that Lin Zaizai was a little different from the beginning. At the beginning, the villain didn't talk much, and the expression on his face was limited to happiness and tranquility, like a baby who is happy when he is teased.

Now Lin Zizai can worship, fear, think, and worry.He even used words to convey these emotions to Mi Li, and Mi Li was amazed at this growth rate visible to the naked eye.

It's like a real child, from a carefree childhood to a school age surrounded by various emotions.

"Is Zai Zai unable to fall asleep because of watching the show?" Mi Li asked softly.

"Well, Mimi's show is very good," the villain nodded obediently.

"Then why is Zai Zai unhappy?"

"I... I saw Mimi having fun with everyone on TV, and Mimi's family, you are so happy together."

The villain lowered his head as he spoke, his voice became softer and choked with sobs: "I also want to live with Mimi, just like you and them, you can talk face to face, and you can walk together... "

The villain raised his head and stared at Mi Li seriously, "I also want to be by your side like them, take care of you when you are hurt, and help you when you encounter difficulties, but... May I?"

After listening to the villain's words, Mi Li fell into deep thought: Lin Zaizai could only see himself through the camera before, but watching the show this time is the first time Zaizai sees himself in life.

Lin Zizai has never seen or experienced these real exchanges and interactions.

The villain is locked in the screen of the mobile phone, living in a world made up of virtual data, separated from Mi Li by a barrier, they are people from two worlds.

At present, the only thing that can cross this barrier is the love and care given to him by Mi Li.And Lin Zizai now wants to cross this barrier and return the same love to Mi Li.

"Does Zai Zai really want to live with me?" Mi Li smiled softly like a cloud.

"En!" The villain's eyes were shining with light, not his signature star eyes, but a kind of light that Mi Li had never seen before.

"I promise you, we'll be living together soon, and you'll move into my house and live with me, okay?"

Mi Li stretched out her finger and stuck it on the phone screen.

Lin Zaizai, who got the promise, bent his big eyes, and put his short hands on Mi Li's fingers.

The two of them seemed to touch each other through a mobile phone screen.

The author says:

Mi Li: Author, get the hell out of me. As a popular idol—I'm physically weak, I sing badly, and I'm handicapped in cooking. How many villains do you want to add to me? !

A tea: Of course you are not perfect, because you will have the most perfect husband in the world in the future (?▽?)