This pillar is obviously super strong but a bit short

"Porphyrin, it is my exclusive homemade hard tofu! After improvement, the saltiness and hardness have increased by [-]%!"

Is Ghost Slayer so idle?

"You have to be careful when eating tangerines. After all, people are small and their teeth are also small. Maybe they will be broken out."

Shut up, I'm already past the teething period.

"Let me make you my specialty 'Vital Stewed Chicken'!"

... What is stewed? ? ?

"Ch~y~ What are you having for dinner...?"

"Noisy!"

Chuya Nakahara felt a throbbing pain in his temple, and grabbed a mackerel brought by Yoshiyuki Tomioka from the water tank.

Speaking of which, why is that guy so sure that he loves mackerel?

Drunk, Zhongyuan Zhong also brutally disemboweled the mackerel.

Blood flowed horizontally and fish scales flew wildly.

There was an inexplicable chill down the back of the boss's wife, "..."

"Wow, that's rude."

"There, the fish guts haven't been cleaned."

"...Wait, Chuya, why did you throw away the fish body...what do you eat???"

Veins popped out of Zhongyuan Zhongye's forehead one after another.

An over-the-shoulder throw—

The world is quiet.

……

The final product——

The purple sauce was the color of a witch's potion, and six dead fish stood on the plate with their heads and mouths upturned, and their eyes were X-shaped.

Zhong Yuanzhong also proudly said, "This is called looking up at the starry sky!"

The boss looked at "Looking up at the starry sky" and then at the fresh fish in the trash can, unable to say "..."

When did Zhong also light up the dark cooking skills.

Nakahara Chuya: "Do you want to eat?!"

The boss resisted and backed away "..."

"What kind of expression is that, huh? I made this specially for you!"

"……don't want."

"Give it to me!"

"Wow ah ah ah - you murdered your own husband! You are a domestic violence!"

Central Plains is about to go berserk, "Domestic violence, you ghost!"

……

Hearing the commotion in the kitchen, Shi Tou Ichiro felt deeply that the two were unreliable, so he finally got up and made his brother's favorite white radish with sauce.

As for Zuihei Inosuke, he took care of all the discarded raw fish, and he couldn't stop him.

The boss, Jitai, was tortured to death by Zhongye's "Looking at the Starry Sky" and couldn't eat anything.

At night, Zhong Yuan also sat on the roof to sober up.

The boss climbed up.

"Chuya, here is the milk I brought you!"

"No."

"It can help grow taller."

"..."

"If you start drinking now, it will increase the possibility of growing taller in the future."

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also shamefully moved.

"The height remains the same, but the body is very strong, be careful to develop horizontally in the future."

"Kill you!"

The boss, Jitai, sat down beside Nakahara Nakaya, "I went to Yokohama the day before yesterday——"

"It really is a bustling port, with many cargo ships from foreign countries. I walked around there to see what I bought?"

"!!!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes burst out with unprecedented light, like a hungry wolf seeing raw meat, or a deserter seeing an oasis.

wine!

"I heard it was shipped from France..."

The boss, Jitai, was dangling around with the wine bottle, and Nakahara Nakaya's gaze dangled with him, like a cat hugging a wine bottle.

"It seems to be a winery called Patus."

Lie down, lie down!

Patus!

"Want to?" The boss raised her eyebrows.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stuck his neck.

Reason told him that he should not be too obvious, otherwise he would be played by his boss.

As everyone knows, his every move has already been watched by the other party.

"Zhongye, beg me in the tone of a young lady with eight characters, and I can consider giving it to you."

"what?!"

This is as bad as Verlaine calling him "brother"!

But red wine—

All in all, he hasn't seen red wine in almost five years!

Sake can only solve the temporary alcohol addiction, but it can't compare with elegant red wine!

Central China is also struggling.

"What's the matter, can't it be done? It's not a high requirement, anyway, Chuya looks like a girl now," the boss said regretfully, "If it can't be done, then there's nothing I can do."

He pried off the cork cover with a knife.

The mellow aroma of aged red wine wafted along the night wind.

Nakahara Chuya is in a bad mood!

He swallowed hard, his throat was itchy, as if there were thousands of worms crawling.

on purpose!This guy definitely did it on purpose!

Damn wow ah ah ah ah! ! !

I really want to drink——

Nakahara Chuya looked like a little orange cat grinding its paws anxiously.

The boss took a sip.The purple-red liquid remained on his pale lips, and he stuck out his tongue to lick it, which was unspeakably coquettish.

"Hmm...it tastes really good."

Nakahara Chuya's head was hot, and he rushed over, "Give me——"

The boss and his wife put two fingers against each other's forehead.

"Why, does Chuya want to snatch it? A gentleman can't do that. I've already told you how to get it."

"Then let me explain in more detail—just say, 'Boss, share the wine with others'~"

"Remember to use the tone of the eight-character lady... huh? What's the matter?"

"Kill you... I will definitely kill you..." Zhong Yuanzhong also had a gloomy face.

The boss Jitai didn't care about Chuya's threat at all.

"There are not many freighters coming from France, and I don't know when the next batch will be."

He held up the bottle and made a gesture to drink "Drink it up tonight!"

"Boss, sir, give the wine to others...well..."

The voice next to it was weak, mosquitoes and flies.

"..." The boss was stunned.

The air was suddenly quiet.

do not care!

Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the wine bottle unceremoniously, raised his head and drank.

Full!Blood!complex!live!

"How did you get it?"

"The salary of the Demon Slayer Squad is very high," said the boss Jitai. "The Ubayashiki family has been in business for hundreds of years and has strong financial resources."

In addition, Petrus is now just a little-known small winery in the Pomerol region of France, so it will not be so expensive in the future. It was not until the middle of the 20th century that Patus really became famous all over the world.

"However," the boss looked sideways at him slyly, "a minor like Nakaya, no matter how much he earns, he can't buy a bar."

"Shut up, I'll kill you!"

Zhong Yuan was also heartbroken to find that what the other party said was true.

"The Lord remembers the names of every team member and treats everyone very well."

"If you can kill the ghost, he might give you red wine every day."

The boss is a little closer, breathing lightly, as if to seduce.

"Do you want to join the Demon Slayer Squad, Chuya?"

"..." The business made Zhong Yuan Zhong also enter a serious state.

This time the silence was longer than four years ago.

"--don't want."

"Okay," the boss Jitai spread his hands, "If your former boss knows that you are so loyal, he should be very happy."

"My lord is obviously a very good leader, isn't your charisma enough to convince you?"

"It has nothing to do with those!" Nakahara Zhong also retorted irritably.

Happy hell!

Dazai would be fine if he didn't laugh at him to death.

"Or……"

The boss, Jitai, watched the other party's cheeks gradually turn red, guessing that the strength of the wine was coming up, and said slowly, "Chuya has special feelings for the former leader?"

"Puff—cough cough cough!!!"

"..."

The boss, who was sprayed all over her face, remained silent, took out a handkerchief and wiped her face clean.

"Don't say such provocative words!" Nakahara Chuya roared.

Almost had a cardiac arrest!

"Is not it?"

"How is it possible?!" Zhongyuan Zhongye was dizzy, he didn't know whether it was Jiu Jin, or he was angry because of this misunderstanding, "It's almost as good as killing him if I want to!"

"...No, it's not." The boss put down his hand covering his ears, "You yelled so hard that I was almost deaf, Zhong Ye."

Central Plains also snorted coldly.

Deaf is the best!

"It's too much, Chuya, did you forget that you drank all my red wine just now?"

"..." Nakahara Chuya's expression froze.

"There's not a single drop left!" the boss wailed.

"..." Chuya Zhongyuan began to feel guilty.

"Recall carefully, Chuya." Seeing that Zhongya's attitude softened, the boss moved closer and stared at those blue eyes stained with drunkenness, "Did nothing really happen?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, feeling dizzy, and recalled what his boss Jitai said

——At the age of 15, he joined Hong Kong Hei, and became a partner with the bastard Dazai.

——At the age of 18, they became cadres at the same level.

——At the age of 18, Dazai became the leader, and he himself was the most senior cadre and guard.

What a legitimate and pure relationship!

No problem!

"No."

Nakahara Chuya unswervingly issued a superior-subordinate card to Osamu Dazai, "We are the superior-subordinate relationship!"

My boss, Mrs. "..."

"—However, I will definitely kill him in the future!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also shook the bottle, and found that it was gone, so he smashed the bottle angrily, and started talking nonsense, "Oh, that guy's physical skills can only be regarded as low-level in the organization, and he has been sitting in the office for four consecutive years. Look at his slack legs, he has to pant after taking two steps, he is so weak!"

"..."

The boss, who didn't know what expression to make, held his forehead and let out a long sigh.

This voice made Nakahara Zhong also subtly unhappy.

In the past, Dazai would sigh like this when facing an enemy and choosing to solve it violently.

It's like looking down on people.

Nakahara Nakaya, who was dazzled, grabbed his boss by the collar.

"Asshole, tell me—"

"Are you Dazai?!"

"..." The boss took a breath, his eyes widened slightly.

Nakahara also stared at him closely——

wrong.

Not like, not quite like.

In Nakahara Chuya's impression, Dazai, especially after he became the leader, is ruthless and rational, with a mature temperament inherent in him.

My boss, my wife...sometimes quite lively, living without any burden.

"Forget it, how is it possible." Zhong Yuanzhong let go without waiting for the boss to speak.

Verlaine said everything, Dazai is not here.

That person is long dead.

Zhong Yuanzhong accidentally muttered his heart out.

"Ah... Verlaine..."

The boss's slightly stunned expression quickly turned into a misty smile, and with a leisurely attitude that everything was under control, he murmured in a voice that could only be heard by himself, "Sure enough, it's Verlaine."

Nakahara Chuya softly hit his boss on the shoulder with his fist, unable to support himself, and fell asleep.

"Hey, take me back to the house, bastard Dazai."

—Leave it to me, partner.

Looking at the defenseless person lying on top of him, his boss snorted and said, "I never thought I would leave such an impression on you..."

What kind of weakness and panting, you forgot who came to save you when you went crazy with filth?

The orange hair swept across the tip of the nose, slightly itchy.If you lower your head and get closer, you can stick to the thin white neck without the chocker.The boss Jitai felt the warm and delicate touch of every inch of skin, and the blood flowed in the blood vessels, showing the vigorous vitality of the gods.

A small orange that smells like wine.

"Should I justify my name for 'myself', Zhongye?" the boss Jitai said, opening her mouth slightly.

The fangs are exposed, like white jade in the moonlight.

The warm tongue gently licked his neck, "I'm so hungry, Chuya..."

The plate of "Looking at the Starry Sky" at night made his stomach twitch until now.

"...?"

Sensing the movement, the boss looked down at the end of his eyes.

A pig stood in an open space with his hands on his hips, "I saw it! Hahahahaha!!!"

"—Are you greedy for his body?!"

My boss, Mrs. "..."

"!!!"

Zuihei Inosuke hadn't finished laughing when the man on the roof suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and the Hikari Saber mercilessly hit him on the head!

Kohira Inosuke fell to the ground.

The boss looked too far away, and the crow was flying towards this side with its back to the moonlight.A new task arrives.

The names are all wrong, who will escort you into the house.

Lie down slowly by yourself, Chuya~

The crow circled at low altitude, then flew in one direction.The boss, Jitai, followed with the sun wheel knife, facing the moonlight, the corners of his clothes fluttered.

In the middle of the night when everything was sleeping, his brain was still awake.

Just like those more than 1000 days and nights.

That night-

Zuhira Inosuke lay on the ground overnight.

Zhongyuan Zhong also lay on the roof overnight.

After a while.

Winter goes to spring, and the beginning of spring is coming.

before midnight—

"Fu come in, get out of here."

"Fu come in, get out~"

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong also yawned, lazily watching the two little ghosts throwing beans around the house.

This is a custom from the Heian period.Folks believe that beans have the ability to drive away ghosts. Before midnight in the beginning of spring, roasted beans are scattered around the house to pray for a safe and peaceful new year.

"Nakaya," Shitou Muichiro ran over and stuffed the bowl full of beans into Nakahara Nakaya's arms, "Let's go together!"

Unable to bear the small eyes of the other party, Nakahara Chuya walked to the door, "Fuku comes in, Dazai get out."

Shitou Muichiro? ? ?

"Zhongye, you read it wrong."

"Little ghost, you don't understand," Zhong Yuan Zhong also lazily said, "Some people are scarier than ghosts."

The author has something to say: Think about that scene——

Chuya: My lord, I killed Riku Kamizuru.

Protagonist: Ten bottles of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Shangxian Wu.

Protagonist: A box of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Shangxian Si.

Protagonist: Ten boxes of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Shangxian San.

Protagonist: One hundred cases of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Shangxian Er.

Protagonist: One thousand cases of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Kamizuichi.

Protagonist: [-] cases of red wine, free!

Chuya: My lord, I killed Mumai Tsuji.

Protagonist: I have contracted all the red wine at Yokohama Wharf!

Later, Ubuyashiki went bankrupt...