The Invincible Dad of Online Games

There are quite a group of plot parties in the game, who don't particularly care about the equipment attributes, and just like to study the plot in the game.Which NPC is the saddest, which NPC has the most touching plot background, which NPC has an adulterous relationship with whom... Cough cough, in short, I especially like to discover and plan various Easter eggs hidden in the plot, the more obscure and ambiguous the hidden plot line, the more It was talked about by the players of the plot party.

The main city attached to Liangyin Town is called Sakarum City, which is one of the largest cities in the Principality of Yalf. There are hundreds of noble NPCs and two earls. According to the official background, the origin of the territory of Sakarum City It is the restriction of the two earls - one is in charge of the army and the other is in charge of the government, and the marriage of generations tightly controls the upper-level resources of the Sakarum territory. Not to mention the foreign nobles, the small local nobles must first pass the barrier of the two earls if they want to climb up .

Ordinarily... This kind of background is actually quite unreasonable. Under the feudal system of enfeoffment, where did the saying that two families on the same cake compete and restrict each other? Need, enough force to control the place, pay taxes, and send family force to the battlefield when the king calls.Which aristocratic territory is untenable locally, don't expect the king to support you-you go up if you want, if you don't, you get out, let someone who can stand up come!

It is precisely because of the brainless, simple and crude power feudal system of enfeoffment in the Western world that players who appear as "adventurers" and "warriors" have the opportunity to show their hands and feet.If you want to change to the feudal society of ancient China, players who put it in the past will be "rangers" who can't get ahead for a lifetime. If you want to play a game with a logical ancient Chinese background, you can't play it at all, you can only go through adult fairy tales. Route... (Since the birth of civilization in Europe, various small countries have fought with each other. During the wars in ancient China, local warlords threw them over and shouted, and they might become a king on their own. The scale of the war is the same as the local uprisings in ancient China. Otherwise, the Huns were driven away by the Han Dynasty, fled westward in a hurry, and swept across the European continent casually. The westward migration of the Huns at this stage was regarded as the most important thing in European history. Described as the whip of God, European YY's fearful impressions of the demon army and the demon king's army's destruction of the world come from the Huns.)

The dual-lord model in the Sakarum territory has its own official explanation for questioning the rationality. This explanation is hidden in the tasks related to the main city. It is about the secret that the two earls have to cooperate and must unite to fight Foreign enemies - of course, this is not important, anyway, in the player's understanding, it is not the official version, but the two earls are messing with each other.

...Yes, I think everyone can understand after I explained it this way... The two earls of Sakarum are not the white-bearded old men in the traditional aristocratic impression, but two handsome young men in their prime .

I specially made two middle-aged handsome NPC templates. Even if your official focus is on the brotherhood of young nobles, it won't work if players don't understand them as good friends.Although it is quite awkward... Anyway, these two earl lord NPCs have a huge fan base in the plot party. There are also personal nympho buildings of these two noble NPCs on the main board of the Yalf Principality Forum. Handwritten MAD, MMD... Both of the popular CP treatments that can be imagined have both, and they have also attracted many players from other places to travel all the way to the main city to play, and naturally give it to the main city of Sakarum The player group is dyed a layer of pink...

This kind of fan culture atmosphere was originally limited to the main city, and had nothing to do with Liangyin Town, a remote village with no distinctive features and popular NPCs.But... Ever since Liangyin Town came out with a strong man who has been cleaning up the town's NPCs, gangsters, and hooligans for a long time, it has brought convenience to the players in the town who run tasks and play life professions, and slowly, it has attracted a lot of people from other places. The plot party task party gathers in Liangyin Town - so the public security environment is the foundation of a place's economic development foundation!You said that a place where people will live in danger if you go out alone to buy supper after nine o'clock in the evening!

Most of the players in life are leisure parties who don’t like to farm monsters and PK. After playing life occupations, looking at the scenery, doing errands, studying the plot, squatting in the trading shop and earning a little money is the biggest pursuit of these players. However, every town The NPC gangsters in the game love to pester not only NPC civilian merchants but also non-combat life players, which makes many casual parties very unhappy.With such a safe and clean place like Liangyin Town, it is quite logical to spend a few silver coins to take a system carriage to come to Liangyin Town for a permanent residence.There are also some combat professional players who came to Liangyin Town to run the task of changing jobs, so they simply didn't leave and stayed. Yang Rui's "mobilization of muscles and bones" once in a few days did not bring much convenience to the players. , but not small.

The trading house is a long-term haunt of life players, and the manufacturing and gathering industries have to go there several times a day.Besides... Among the casual players, the proportion of girls is much higher than that of professional combat players. Even if there are not so many beauties among the girls, the majority of single young men can't stand this kind of temptation. I don't know when it will start... just Volunteers appearing similar to those in the quartermaster mission compound, who come and squat for hours during the peak hours every night, let the crowded crowd line up on a first-come, first-served basis to trade, and still insist on vacating on the side next to the wall There is an open space for those who call for deals to have a place to stand.

Volunteers to maintain order in this place have only appeared recently. With this group of young people who are too energetic to do urban management work spontaneously, Yang Rui's visit to the competition hall every day is like a war without having to go in and out.Don't care about the purity of their motives, anyway, Yang Rui is looking forward to seeing these volunteers.

Jun Wuyou and Mo Shengsheng waved their hands with such a mysterious lewd smile, and the gentlemen muttered something like "women just like to watch the excitement", but they walked over honestly; they went to the window and looked down... …Several old men showed mysterious smiles one after another, some folded their arms on their chests, some leaned on the window sill, they seemed to be enjoying themselves anyway.

At the moment, there are more people in the trading shop downstairs than usual, and the chaos is not so chaotic, but the dense crowd of people's heads makes people dizzy; on such a highly crowded road section, at least five or six blocks are suddenly vacant in the middle. In the square open space, the volunteers who maintained order didn't have to yell and no one squeezed into the middle. They all observed the rules of watching the excitement and happily watched there according to the first-come, first-served standard.

What the general public likes to see is naturally the catching of rape and the drama of scumbags that have been seen frequently since ancient times, but seeing a man who looks like a dog is being chased and beaten, running around and screaming at the top of his lungs: " What are you doing! What are you doing! Be careful that I slander you and slander your reputation... I am GAY! I am GAY! I did not have sex with her!"

"GAY, you're paralyzed! You've been dug up by people for dating posts in your early years, and you still want to pretend to be GAY!"

"You're GAY and you're still married to a woman? Are you a liar! Brother X's wife is messing with you, do you have a conscience for Dogecoin?"

"Kill this bastard to death! No, fight to the death, take down the weapon, which healer will bring down the blood?"

There were only two or three people who beat them, but the spectators were very "enthusiastic" to block the escape route of the adulterer; when they heard the call for blood, some people stood up and took out their staffs and brushed the ground in a particularly cooperative manner. Lift up the bloodline of the man covered in footprints.

"Isn't this guy the one on the news? Who's here?" Yang Rui, who doesn't care much about gossip, recognized the messy scum who pretended to be gay, and asked with a smile, "The front desk of the company is paying attention. What about this matter, is it about cooperating with other people's wives to dig out other people's property?"

"That's right, it's said that the netizens were too scared to go out for a few months, and they ran into the game to show their feelings. Are you pure idiots? How many people in China recognize that face." Mo Shengsheng's face was full of gossip.

Jun Wuyou smiled gloatingly: "This time, even if the game warehouse is useless after playing this product, I will go down and step on it because of this rare opportunity. Anyone of you will record a video for me and make me look handsome!"

"Forget it, forget it, don't go." Xiao Wenyuan quickly grabbed her, "With your strength, you will die if you step on it. Others haven't played enough yet."

There are quite a lot of headgears in the game that can hide the face, but for familiar people, players can recognize them by looking at them, just like Zhou Xlun wearing big sunglasses, who wouldn't call out to Jay Chou.The scum in the open space was trampled by righteous netizens, and there were a few life player girls in the crowd watching excitedly:

"I said it must be him, that's right!"

"The back view is exactly the same as in the news photos, and if you look at the face again, can there be someone else?"

"This guy dares to come to play games, step on him for three hours first!"

"Hey, the blood line is going down again, who is going to lift it up?"

There are many real-life celebrities in the game player community, such as best-selling authors, show business stars, sports athletes, and even Weibo big V Internet celebrities who are more down-to-earth. Usually these celebrities are recognized by players, that is, they take a photo together Chatting about the next day and so on, but the "celebrity" who was recognized this time was treated quite unusually.

"This guy is really reckless. Where there are many girls, there are many gossip parties. With his 'fame', he dares to go to the business." Xiao Wenyuan seemed to be sympathetic but secretly said, "Actually, if he really told him If you're gay, you'll have more fun, and this guy is married. The crime of cheating on marriage is more of a problem than your lifestyle, once proven, it will last at least three years."

With the advancement of social civilization, homosexuality, which was regarded as mental illness more than a hundred years ago, was accepted by the mainstream group decades ago. Now, more than half of more than 200 countries around the world have passed same-sex marriage laws, and their own countries followed suit more than ten years ago. Big flow.If it was said that in the early years, a certain circle could use their sexuality to play with ambiguity and sell the sense of existence, but now it is meaningless-it is okay to insist on selling corruption.

Killing this guy once in the game is obviously not enough to satisfy the righteous indignation of the general public, so there is a situation of concerted efforts to prevent Ya from being forced to humiliate... But Fifth Lin's focus has always been relatively clear, everyone While watching gossip with a mysterious smile, he kept looking left and right for a long time, and suddenly his expression changed slightly.

"...You guys chat first. Wen Yuan, you can arrange to take the people in the meeting to the next book later. I have something to do."

After leaving a sentence, Wu Wulin turned around and went downstairs, squeezed out of the announcement hall, and circled half a circle along the wall of people. He saw the person he was looking for.

"I just said you should have found me too." The man turned around with a smile before Wu Lin greeted him, nodding his head in a pretentious way, shaking his instant noodles head.

"Flowers bloom." Wu Lin also nodded slightly, "The 'volunteers' who maintain order are your handwriting?" If no one secretly set the rhythm, this kind of organized and orderly humiliation of public enemies could not be arranged like this It's all right, there's no confusion at all; people are always prone to fight against the enemy, after this incident, the player group in Bright Silver Town's favorability for the "volunteers" in the trading bank has skyrocketed.

"..." Huakai was about to pretend for a while, but Wu Lin's bold straight ball hit the face directly, and the faint smile turned into a faint pain, "You are too sensitive."

"You came here from the main city, and you never really came to help San Zui. Or you originally wanted to use him to help San Zui, but you got tired of him and provoked me instead." Fifth Lin was very calm and Shamelessly, he put himself in the position of the Great Demon King, "Combined with your style of never seeing rabbits and not throwing eagles, I think your identity as a fake nobleman has something to do with Bright Silver Town. This group of 'voluntary Those who use it are very imitative, but they are different from the ones at the Quartermaster Compound. Their purpose is to discover and recruit potential players. What about the ones in the trading house? To attract life players? To pick up girls?" Fifth Lin shook his head, "If the non-profit team wants to last, it must either have a picture name or someone satisfy the interests of its maintenance group in other places."

"..." The feeling of blooming flowers is like being stripped of his underpants in the street, and he can't get off the stage...Of course, this guy is not an ordinary person. , "This is not a place for conversation, fifth, do you want to sit in another place?"

Wu Wulin had nothing to do, Huakai smiled and led the way, a few minutes later... This guy actually brought Wu Lin to the stronghold of the "Handsome" guild.

"I asked for the assistance of the local guild." Huakai said to Fifth Lin after beckoning to the players of "Handsome" who were squatting on the street.

The fifth Lin was a little surprised. Players who watched "The Handsome" seemed to be quite familiar with the flowers. He suddenly felt that the focus was on the arena for a while, and less attention was paid to Liangyin Town.

Mr. Jia Lun and Xuexue in January were not there, and the little gray goose who stayed at the stronghold came out to say hello to Wu Lin, but did not formally say anything to Huakai, and his attitude was very casual - this is not to say that the little gray goose doesn't want to be seen Huakai, on the contrary, shows that the little gray goose, who is an executive of "The Handsome", has already regarded Huakai as "one of his own".

Huakai's playing games is different from ordinary players. He hasn't even changed his career in life, he's just a whiteboard account.It's just that this white board number is mixed into the noble system, and the gold content is very different.This guy took Wu Lin to the meeting room in the guild stronghold of "The Handsome" as if he had entered no one's land. He went in and sat down, closed the door, and no players from "The Handsome" came to interfere. .

"I found a surname from an NPC." After sitting down, Huakai spread it out and said, "Others may not know this surname, but you must be familiar with Fifth, it's called Lindbergh."

"Well...it's really familiar." Fifth Lin didn't move.

"Lindbergh can barely be regarded as a big family. The head of the main city is a viscount and has a fief." Hua laughed and said, "I pretended to be the illegitimate son of a prodigal son of their family, and it took me a lot of work to become the sixth son of the viscount. Heir in line. If there is no accident... it is impossible for players to engage in conspiracy and tricks to kill the previous heirs in line without risk, and it is also impossible to do nothing and just wait for the old viscount to hang up and get a share of the inheritance. The most is Use this identity to pretend to be a tiger and scare the bottom civilian NPCs and low-level officials."

"Yes... We also gave you the chance. The branch of the Lindbergh family in Liangyin Town maintained the title of baron, and even became a local real power consul. This has nothing to do with you as a fake nobleman, but Liang The background of this branch of Yin Town is not glorious, and it just so happened that Yang Liuyang and Xiao Wenyuan took over this task, killing the family of this branch, and the title of baron was emptied." Fifth Lin continued.

Hua Kai nodded and smiled: "That's right, this vacant baron title gave me a chance to be the Nth heir of my family. It's just that it's not easy for me to take over this baron title, and my family won't give me support. I have to prove to my family that I have the ability to obtain the title of this branch."

"If you are an entry-level player in the upper-level power field, you can't set up a mercenary group or build a guild to follow the route of a civilian armed group like a player, so finding a way to enter the upper class of the town or dominate the underground world is your only choice. .” Fifth Lin continued.

"..." Hua Kai felt a little uncomfortable...he is a person, he likes to look down on others with a sense of superiority in IQ, which is why he can maintain friendship with San Zui.When facing Fifth Lin, he couldn't find this sense of superiority, which made people uncomfortable, "Exactly."

"Then here comes the problem." Fifth Lin showed no expression, and spread his hands, "You who just bit me, why do you think I will cooperate with you?"

"Yangliuyang." Huakai said, "I can make up for what I did to Yangliuyang before."

"No need." Fifth Lin said indifferently, "I can do it if I want to use hype to clean it up." The implication is... Fifth Lin disdains this kind of method.

"..." Huakai was silent for a while, then laughed again, "Fifth, I think it's the best win-win for us not to be hostile."

These words are quite blunt... If given a choice, Huakai would not be aggressive. He has always been polite to guys who are stupider than himself. It takes less effort to speak soft words than to fart a few times. Why not? Why not.

Wu Wulin stared at him for a while before saying: "You have to show your sincerity. For example, if I cooperate with you, what benefits can you bring to me and my people? Just count on fooling others to do it for you without paying any money." You do your best, there are not so many people in the world who are as innocent as San Zui."

The veins on Huakai's forehead twitched... To be honest, he really hates Wu Lindi... This guy always easily catches other people's painful feet, and he is so shrewd that he is not cute at all!

Wu Wulin said again: "Don't write empty promises, such as what you use to fool "The Handsome" and give you convenience after you become a local nobleman. In exchange for the huge interests of the present, if you treat me as a fat sheep, then there is no need to talk about it later."

After eleven o'clock that night, Fifth Lin, who had been busy all the time, turned off the external shield, scanned the guild's online member list, and picked a few of them to chat privately: "Come to Second Avenue."

"The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry vs. the Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom" The general direction of the guild's development was determined by the president, Yang Liuyang, and Xiao Wenyuan and Fifth Lin were responsible for the details and strategic goals in the development.At present, everything is going well, and the order receiving has been on the right track. Although it is not as hot as it was at the beginning, I can still receive one or two orders every day. Of course, the current orders are not just about revenge. Yes, I will also pick up tasks such as helping with missions and field bosses that are too strong to defeat.Making money is not so profitable, the basic operation is at least able to break even.

There are actually quite a few people in the game who want to form a guild that takes orders, but it is difficult for most of them to set down the rules of the game that the whole assembly will abide by unanimously—if you take orders for someone who is in the lead, will you accept the order for someone who bullies others?How much money do they pay?How to divide?Why do people who contribute more share equally with those who contribute less?

There are many things that involve interests, and even the best brotherhood can't stand the toss of money disputes. "The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry vs. the Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom", the guild, if it weren't for the deterrent power of the president Yang Rui, the rules formulated by Wu Lin are detailed and rigid enough, and Xiao Wenyuan, the leader, doesn't like small things Li, then when the "business" was particularly good in the early days, the fuse for the future split might have been laid long ago...

Ke Long, who spends farts every day in the group of girls, Leng Qiubai, who has become an executive in the club, and Tang Zha, the boss of the four-person college student group, hurried to the place where Wu Lin greeted them. They were quite surprised that it was the guild stronghold of "The Handsome"; when they went in again, they saw Wu Lin sitting with a white board with instant noodles who didn't wear the guild badge of "The Handsome", and the surprise turned into inexplicable.

"This is a flower blooming. I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom." Wu Wulin introduced it casually, ignoring the strange look in Lao Ke's eyes, "You know Lao Ke, this is sugar residue, this is Leng Qiubai ..."

Hua Kai pretended to be more than Fan Er and smiled, nodded and was about to speak when Ke Long pointed at Wu Lin and shouted: "Oh, old five! I didn't expect you to be such a person! This is betraying Wen Yuan." A new kid?!"

... Fifth Lin never deliberately concealed his sexuality, and besides, homosexuality is not such a shocking secret nowadays, so everyone in the meeting more or less knows about it.But... it's one thing to know, and it's one thing to be called out by Kelong that he has a relationship with Xiao Wenyuan; When the people heard about the gossip time, their eyes were piercing, and they stared at the flowers as if they were looking at a rare treasure. They quickly looked at it from head to toe, and exchanged glances with each other, as if they were comparing this guy with Xiao Wenyuan...

"..." Huakai stared blankly for a few seconds with her mouth half open, silently looking at Fifth Lin.

"..." Wu Wulin for a moment... didn't know whether to be angry or justify.