The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The term "the east wind overwhelms the west wind" is actually applicable to ordinary players and star players, such as Jin Gu Chan and Diu Yao Wang who "mistakenly entered" the star player team before. The six teams in the group are basically high-end players, great masters group, then the two of them will become the "weak" minority, even if Jingu Chan is actually quite fanciful and Qian Moyou, he can only pretend to be calm and calm to secretly take screenshots, embarrassed to yell .

Now...in the lobby of the city defender's base camp, a group of star players were obviously suppressed by the large group of ordinary players who arrived first, and they would lose if they didn't talk about their voices...

The first to fall was Feng Qingshang. This buddy shrank back in embarrassment for the sake of his image, stood still and did not say anything, and was used to smiling naturally. The layers are surrounded by:

"Please take a photo!"

"Okay, okay." Feng Qingshang tried his best to smile naturally.

"Big hug!"

"Okay, okay." Feng Qingshang opened his arms.

"Big kiss!"

"Okay... your sister! You play the game!" Feng Qingshang saw that a bearded old man leaned forward with a pout, and his skin got goosebumps.

"I don't accept apprentices, I really don't accept apprentices..." This is my willingness to be surrounded by knight players.

"Hey, let me say that it's okay for you to take a photo together, so how can you still move your hands and feet?" This is Dr. Liu with a slightly protruding belly who keeps "taking advantage" of others. ...

"I'm done with it! Who messed with my hair?!" This is a gentleman's book that is unexpectedly popular among male gamers.

Yang Rui didn't know how many people took screenshots in his bewildered state. Thanks to his fierce style of play in the August season when he became famous and the force bonus of goggles, he didn't share with the other buddies. It seems that the "fans" can't stop molesting him, but after the players see that he doesn't look as fierce as he looks, some people start to push forward, and a buddy insists on hugging him...

Yang Rui himself hadn't spoken yet. Xiao Huai, who was quite honest in this book and had never harassed him, suddenly ran away, throwing off the girl who was looking for him to take a picture and rushed over fiercely to stop the guy: "No! Brother Yang is mine. !"

"..." Yang Rui looked at him blankly.

"..." Everyone in their team has the face of Wang Dahammer.

"Yeah!!" The girls among the players screamed in a way that seemed to be full of surprise and joy, but also with some indescribable meaning. After screaming, these girls looked at each other, and their excitement index went up to a higher level without using words. Communication, eye contact directly and intensely...

... A few days later, a cult CP suddenly appeared in some mysterious forums. Xiao Huai, a player of the "Disobeying the Wind" team who had never had anything to do with him, made his debut and overcame obstacles to enter the Iron Triangle, causing a large group of readers who were blinded by thunder to react strongly , Shouting one after another: "Strongly reject! Bump has no future!"

... Stop talking nonsense, and return to the present moment.

Satisfying the curiosity of the players, the hall was almost quiet.After all, online game stars are not too far away from the general public in the film and television industry, and have a strong sense of mystery. They belong to the grassroots range. Fans are not so crazy when they come into contact with them. Hug and get close, no matter how much you ask, even if you have that kind of psychological system, you won't let it go.

"At this time, I realized the benefits of Feng Qingshang. He has a big tree to attract the wind, and other people are relatively safer. At least...the hairstyle can be kept." Sitting in the corner of the hall at a distance from ordinary players, I made a joke from the bottom of my heart. "Ah, it doesn't count. His male fans are crazy. I guess in reality, if he meets real fans, it's a question of whether he can keep Chrysanthemum."

"Brother Gan, please let me go!" Jun Ziben burst into tears.

Yang Rui looked at Xiao Huai with a complicated face, and said earnestly: "Xiao Xiao, I am very happy that you like me, and you should also pay attention to the scale. It is not good for people to misunderstand that you have an impure relationship with me. You will find a girlfriend in the future. What can I do?"

Xiao Huai bowed his head and remained silent, while Dr. Liu laughed beside him, "He's helping you, or you'll give a bunch of gentlemen the screenshots, and you'll be stained with the smell of sweat later on."

"Don't talk about other people, Doctor Liu, let me see if your stomach has been flattened?" Feng Qingshang was also happy, and pretended to reach out to lift the leather armor on Doctor Liu's upper body.

"Hey, hey, you need to pay for touching my stomach! You can't do it if others can do it for free." Dr. Liu said hastily.

"Why does brother Shang want to collect money?" Qu Li's sister interjected.

"He has so many fans, I'm so wronged if people hate me." Dr. Liu said with a smile.

"Where are you going!" Yang Rui amused them, "If you say this, Feng Qingshang's teammates don't deserve more hatred."

Qu Li's sister patted her thigh: "Yang Liu has a good eye, and I have received many threatening letters! Brother Shang, I have been wronged by being with you until now, really!"

"It's still cooking, you, you've demolished me." Feng Qingshang raised his hand and messed up Qu Li's short hair, and said with a smile, "Brother Gan, we'll change someone with you, Qu Li will be on your team, you come to our team Let hold your thigh."

"It's a beautiful idea, and it's almost the same with you." Junzi Ben shouted.

I was willing to pretend to be surprised: "Ah, old Ben, so you don't want to hang out with me?"

"I'm going to shake him up a bit, brother Gan, you switch them over and come back later." The gentleman said.

"White wolf with empty gloves?" Feng Qingshang said cheerfully, "Forget it, I don't want Brother Gan's thigh anymore, Brother Yangliu, can you give me your golden thigh? Can you buy one get one free?" I can sell myself to you directly."

"Don't, don't, I'm under pressure when you stand next to me so handsome, you should still harm your teammates." Yang Rui also joked.

"That's not sincere, Mr. Yangliu, your team also has Xiao Wenyuan." Qu Li's sister covered her mouth happily.

"That's right, even Qu Li can see that your words are not sincere." Feng Qingshang said.

"I can see what it means...Brother Shang, don't you also love to tear me down!"

Yan Yunyuan looked at them talking nonsense, and she was a little envious... She said that everyone was cheated by the same task, and now they have developed feelings for each other. In fact, those who can joke with each other at will have the confidence and confidence The strength of these few.Yang Liuyang, Dr. Liu, Feng Qingshang, Qu Li, my own captain, I am willing, Junziben, and Hangoutben's mirror are all players who have reached the peak in their own fields. Others want to add a few words in a familiar way , I will feel that I am not confident enough.

Taking a complicated look at Yang Liuyang, Yan Yunyuan always felt a little uncomfortable.This guy doesn't remember meeting him at all, and he probably doesn't know his relationship with Fifth Lin at all...

As soon as he thought of Fifth Lin, Fifth Lin's voice came from the team channel: "How is the progress in the city?"

Feng Qingshang immediately said: "We have entered the base camp of the defenders of the city. More than 40 players have come here first. It should be that we entered the local area before and after we cleared the monsters."

"Well... we also found other players here." Fifth Lin said, "Our two teams got mixed up with the quartermaster and took on the task of cleaning the battlefield... The east outer city wall is about 320 meters from south to north In the location, there is an underground waterway leading directly into the city, and two teams of people are stuck here to collect tolls from players who want to enter the city."

"Wow, what else is going on?" Half of the people in the two teams in the city were shocked.

"Help?" Yang Rui asked directly.

"PK is not allowed in this place. Once there is a firefight, it will attract the attention of the Noel army. This underground waterway has been abolished, and other players who have refreshed outside the city will have difficulty entering the city." Fifth Lin said, "I am going to temporarily put down the task and take this The two teams send out the book, and let everyone know first."

"It's okay, fifth brother, you can go and do it, there won't be much delay." Feng Qingshang hurriedly said, "Besides, the main line in the city hasn't started yet..."

Before he finished speaking, an NPC with the appearance of an officer walked in from the gate of the hall, wearing a pure gold hollow corolla headdress, a neat dress, wearing white gloves and holding a saber. This kind of frontline camp is spotless from head to toe, and the hair is combed slickly. It doesn't look like a war at all, but it's no different from a young actor who shoots gunfight movies and turns them into idol dramas. (Mocking Wu Xlong positively)

This officer NPC with the name "Viscount Hubert Claire Latin" had a good aura when he first appeared on the stage. He took out a small white embroidered handkerchief from his jacket muzzle, held his orchid finger up and shook it, and put it on his nose. He examined the players in the hall with critical eyes, and how arrogant and arrogant he was when he read his lines: "I really don't know what it means...You guys These uneducated fools don't even understand the most basic etiquette?"

The players were originally squatting or sitting together with their teammates. When they heard the NPC say this, they all stood up subconsciously. After everyone "stand up", the attendant next to the officer NPC stepped forward and said: " All warriors, the adjutant has arrived, please salute!"

"..." This time, no one is paying the bill. They look at this group of NPCs one by one as if they are looking at evil pens, and they have to look at the place when they bow to the powerful.

The Viscount Han Han immediately became annoyed, and said: "Brutal! Vulgar! Unreasonable!" His white-gloved finger almost touched the nose of the gendarme standing guard in the hall, "Sarkos doesn't need this kind of uneducated Soldier! These people are useless, if you even think of such a guy, let them pick up horse manure, I hope these monkeys can understand human language!" Flicking his sleeves, he walked away...

"W, T, F?! What are you doing with this shit?!"

"I'm afraid this is a villain, and it's the kind that won't survive three episodes!"

The players sprayed for a while, and the door opened again. The captain of the gendarmerie who had previously acted as the guide for the participating players walked in, and sighed at the players: "I'm sorry, all warriors, the adjutant is temporarily busy... I can only ask you to cooperate with me." gone."

"Is this brother wiping the pig teammate's ass?"

"Guess so."

"It's a little bit hanging, and people who wipe their butt generally don't live long, and their health bars are a little longer than the black buddies in American blockbusters..."

The captain of the gendarmerie ignored the whispers of the players, and directly released the task: "This morning, the Grand Duke was still arranging defenses in the camp. It was not until the adjutant wanted to apply for a transfer with the Grand Duke that he found out that the Grand Duke was no longer in the camp...for the stability of the front line , this matter has not been made public, and all warriors must be cautious when looking for the Grand Duke, and do not spread inappropriate rumors."

The players came here for this mission, so naturally they would not refuse. As soon as the captain of the gendarmerie finished speaking, all the players went out in unison, and...the purpose was very consistent, and all the players left the camp and ran to the center of the city.

"It's all about watching the CG." The master group was not in a hurry to seize the opportunity, and kept trotting forward in formation. I smiled willingly, "It's not ordinary people who can be ranked in this book."

"The main reason is that the reminder is too obvious. In the penultimate act of the animation, an old man stands on the top of the clock tower and looks into the distance. If it weren't for the important NPC, he wouldn't appear in such a crucial place. What about the finale?" Feng Qingshang relaxed.

"..." Yang Rui closed his mouth tightly and said nothing, he really hadn't thought about it in this direction...

The center of Wangcheng is on the central axis of the inner city wall from the outer city to the inner city. It takes about 10 minutes to run from the south gate at the average running speed of players in this instance; The headquarters of the city, why don't you go directly to the clock tower to find the Grand Duke?Well... it involves the long-term digging of the players by the black-hearted planning group of this game.

Question: What would happen if you approached a general of the First Army rashly without any identification and without accepting any official entrustment (task) during the war?

Tip: This general is at least the ultimate boss level in the game copy.

Standard answer: publish the book in advance...

Those who can be included in this dungeon are at least masters of a certain level in the player group, and the road to growth of masters is to be tricked, molested, and insulted; they have been fooled by game planning all the way until now even monkeys can learn to behave, naturally No one will jump into the pit foolishly.

When the master group ran to the place, there were already many people waiting under the clock tower. These players who wanted to seize the opportunity to see if there was any advantage to take advantage of were all depressed... It can be seen that they have not developed other hidden plots after entering the book Yes, the dungeon of hell difficulty, even if there is a bargain for you, it must be full of malice.

After waiting for all the staff to arrive, Grand Duke Blanche, who had been sitting on the first floor of the clock tower and meditating alone, came out.This is an old man over sixty years old, with gray hair and wrinkled face, wearing a linen robe and worn-out straw sandals. He looks no different from passers-by; "Duke Lankey", the number of green blood bars representing friendship under the name breaks through eight digits, a proper template for destroying groups BOSS...

Triggering the main line and following the defenders is only a yellow-named neutral state. Only after entering the defenders base camp and receiving a formal entrustment can they enter the green-named friendly state.Grand Duke Blanche swept across the players with deep eyes, smiled kindly like an elder, and nodded slightly: "Thank you for your willingness to lend a helping hand to Sacks in times of crisis, my little waywardness has caused you trouble. "

"No trouble, no trouble, as long as you are safe and sound." The players smiled happily. The NPC of this main mission is much more friendly than the inexplicable adjutant before.

Grand Duke Blanche sighed: "My capriciousness will end here... Warriors, the camp needs you, let us return to the battlefield."

It seems that this sentence does not require the player to interact, because after the Grand Duke Blanche put down this sentence, his demeanor immediately changed from an ordinary old man to a fierce and domineering general. Crouching down, jumping up, shooting out like a cannonball, and disappearing from the sight of more than 50 players in less than three seconds...

"Fuck the Flash! The old version of the Flash!"

"Damn, with this speed, you still have to fight a fart battle, just go straight into the army formation and take the enemy general's dog's head and you're done!"

"With this blood volume and force value, the player is not qualified to eat ashes with his ass, so it's better to send out the horse dung task for real!"

The rant is the rant, the mission still has to run, the players spent another 10 minutes cursing and running back to the camp under the gate of the blue city, all of them entered the camp, and the mainline players were triggered in the dungeon (the dungeon has been open for so long Those that did not trigger the mainline are all hung up) The task interface is changed at the same time:

"The main quest has been updated"

""home""

"The ancient eastern kingdom of Sarkos is about to come to an end. With the iron heels of the enemy and internal turmoil, this 300-year-old kingdom is forced to reveal its fragile side to the world."

"Assist Grand Duke Blanche to reinforce the camp (0/1)"

"Very good... the road to running errands and putting on gloves, which is inevitable at the initial stage of the war mission, appeared." Feng Qingshang grumbled expressionlessly.

Ignoring the wailing of the players on the map channel who have not yet entered the city and missed the first step of the main line, the mission hall has changed: Grand Justice Blanche sits high in the middle, a group of civil servants are busy around him, and the players It is still the Gendarmerie Captain who issues logistical tasks. This NPC seems to have been in charge during the Grand Duke’s departure and was promoted by the front line. The Gendarmerie uniforms he wears are a bit gorgeous.

The logistics tasks are almost the same. The captain of the gendarmerie provides three modes for players to collect by themselves as a team: one is to work hard as a porter and cleaner or to help make military rations, one is to go to the rear to rescue wounded soldiers, and one It was to find out the enemy scouts who had sneaked into the camp.

The designation with the highest reward is the third type, but no sensible team will pick it up—how ​​much area is the defender's base camp spread out, and how long will it take to search the long camp area with only five people?Anyway, the advancement of the main mission at this stage depends on the total number of missions completed by the players, so it is better to actually do something else.

During this period, Fifth Lin eliminated the cancerous problem of setting up card fees outside the city. Five or six teams successively entered the city to participate in the construction of the city defense camp in full swing. In less than half an hour, the goal of the second phase of the mission was It was successfully achieved with the joint efforts of the players.

"The fifth brother isn't going to enter the city yet, it's the third stage." Feng Qingshang asked on the team channel.

"No rush." ​​Wu Lin said calmly, "I missed the first two stages and it's not too far away. If we want to enter the city, we simply bring a certificate of approval."

"Oh? Do you have a chance to get in touch with the senior staff of Noel's army?" I was curious.

"It can't be regarded as a high-level officer, it's just a quartermaster." Fifth Lin... made an invisible comparison.

"Damn—it's just a quartermaster, fifth brother, you give me full marks for this!" Immediately, someone jumped out to complain.

"It's just so little time for you to get the reputation of the quartermaster intimate?" I am incredulous, if the player is not close, it is impossible for the player to trick the quartermaster to a place where there is no one to "murder". It's all about dying.

"It's almost... soon." Wu Lin continued to remain calm.

"Wait a minute... I'm in the mood to gain the reputation of a quartermaster and vote for a certificate. Does that mean that you have made progress in your hidden mission?" Feng Qingshang asked.

"Well. I didn't do the follow-up part. I'll wait until you can come out to take on this task." Fifth Lin said.

"Brother! I'll start calling you brother today!" Feng Qingshang surrendered his knees—the route in the city followed by Yang Rui's team was hidden, and Yang Rui's team delivered something and they still had nothing!

"Feng Qingshang, you are this kind of person, I really misread you..." I joked willingly, "Stop talking, take me too!"

"...Great gods, pay attention to your image a little bit." Niu Baobao, a shaman player of the meal runner Li team, wailed, "You are always like this, my little brother is very disillusioned..."

"There are no outsiders, what are you doing so tense." Feng Qingshang said with a smile.

Niu Baobao thought about what he meant by this, and said, "I'm going, it means that the two players, the Demon Demon King and Jingu Chan, gave up the treatment after hanging out their books?"

"I didn't give up, I didn't give up, I'm still alive." I said willingly.

"...Baby doesn't want to talk to you guys." Niu Baobao moaned.

The joke belongs to the players, but everyone didn't forget the business.The third stage of the main task "Homeland" is to defend against a wave of enemy attacks on the south gate, which requires all players in the city to join the battle on the city wall; it is also an opportunity for Fifth Lin and others who are developing plots outside the city. Attacking the city gates, the more opportunities they have to play tricks in the enemy's rear.

"The wine, fruit snacks, and even women's accessories have been delivered... Fifth brother, what do we do with our last few hundred reputation points?" Li, the meal runner, asked humbly.

They are still mixed in the auxiliary camp of the Noel army camp at the moment, which is different from when they first came. After the quartermaster was pleased with them, the two teams of ten were assigned a tent.

"Don't worry..." Wu Wulin cast a comforting look at Xiao Li, then looked at Mo Shengsheng, and stretched out his hand, "Here."

Mo Shengsheng put on a vigilant face: "What are you doing, what are you bringing!"

"The thing you hid just now... the one you got from the factory supervisor about 27 minutes ago." Fifth Lin continued to reach out.

"What do you mean I hid something? This is obviously mine! I got it myself!" Mo Sheng quit.

"...I'll create opportunities for you to follow Feng Qingshang later." Fifth Lin... casually sold Feng Qingshang who had just handed his knee over to him.

"..." Xiao Li and his comrades stared blankly at X3, and Baby Niu fell weakly into the arms of his hunter teammate.

"I don't believe in any great gods anymore." The completely disillusioned Niu Baobao cried bitterly, "All of you are so self-destructive that you don't consider other people's perceptions..."