The Invincible Dad of Online Games

...Fifth Lin is really grateful for the character of girls who like to invite a group of people wherever they go, really.As a Mensao, it would be too embarrassing for Fifth Lin to say that I came to chase you and wait for me without any opportunity.

The Yuexiahe team didn't have any objection when they learned that they had to stay for a while to wait for Fifth Lin. Anyway, they were here for the mission. Withered Yedie happily followed Taozi to a high place to look around. The plot of the mission is over, and she is very interested in the legendary mission expert—Fifth Lin has deleted posts from the player forum on the official website, but he can post on the external network. The data posts in the game are often exported to the domestic market and forwarded to the player forum...

Yue Xiahe and the others thought it would be quite a long wait. After all, this is already the outskirts of the Teresa Mountains. If a person with an average agility of 10 can trot, he would have to run for at least 3 minutes. Other professions are not much faster, but... after less than [-] minutes, the NPC George, who was sitting next to drinking tea again after the interaction, has not urged him yet. Yue Xiahe glanced at the area map inadvertently, I found a green dot on the small map representing my friends approaching at high speed...

"?!" Yue Xiahe thought that there was something wrong with her eyes, so she quickly unfolded the map, and saw that the green dot was moving at an unbelievable speed, and she almost "flyed" to the edge of the Teresa Mountains in the time it took to open the map , "Wow~ trough?!"

If this speed is run by a strongman with a limit agility of over 300, then Yue Xiahe will not be surprised at all. This kind of agility expert can run faster than this, even if his physical strength is exhausted quickly, he has to slow down when running. ;However, this green dot clearly shows that it is the fifth Lin who just joined the regiment. This is very scary. She remembers that Fifth Lin is obviously a mage who follows the normal route and does not play the agile style like Yang Liuyang. ah?

Amazed...the green dot representing Fifth Lin approached within the sight of their group, and Yuexiahe also heard the big Taozi standing on the big rock next to him start jumping and waving his arms and shouting "Brother Wu!" , this way, this way", she looked up suspiciously, and then... the scene of the appearance-exit of a worldly expert in a martial arts movie appeared in her mind. When his figure disappears and reappears the next moment, the person is already a little further away, and when the figure disappears again and is seen again, he is further away..."

Wu Wulin's way of moving gave Yuexiahe a strange sense of sight. Fortunately, she was quite rational. She shook her head vigorously and looked over, only to see that this was not a high-level skill (fantasy game? The martial arts that are a piece of shit), not to mention shrinking the ground to a ruler, they obviously used the mage's teleportation skill flash-but the frequency of this flash is too fast! Who ate the CD? !

"This is Brother Wu's 'Abyss Walker'? It's so coquettish." When Yue Xiahe was in a panic, he heard the puppet girl next to him sigh, "If the blue bar can keep up, it is equal to infinity Flash, it's much faster than the mount borrowed from the meeting, hey, I want to play a mage, and I borrowed it from the fifth brother to pretend to be a comparison, whispering that their eyeballs must be dripping all over the place." The whispering boy is their dormitory The boss, playing is a mage.

——It turned out to be the Abyss Walker, the artifact that removed the flash skill CD that appeared in the opening CG of the game, no wonder.Yue Xiahe calmed down a little, a bright smile appeared on her face, and after half a second, she stomped her feet hard... So it's your sister, no wonder your sister!Why is an artifact like the Abyss Walker now in the world!As soon as it came out, it fell into the hands of other guild executives!If you rush to grab the boss in the field, Fifth Lin will be able to kite the boss around the world with this thing, who has the ability to grab it! !

When the player logs into "The Second Continent" for the first time, in the CG animation that is automatically played in the login space, the artifacts of each profession show a small face, making gamers drool over the ultimate pursuit of this profession, such as the mage's magic weapon. The rod flashes infinitely, and the knight's long sword resets the CD time of the knight's perseverance after being attacked and takes a certain amount of damage. Each weapon is not only gorgeous in shape, but also has attributes that can blind people's eyes. I haven't heard of such an epic artifact being exploded anywhere, but there have long been local tyrants offering sky-high rewards in trading houses, claiming to accept any trading method.In short, if this kind of artifact is born, it is inevitable that there will be an uproar on the forum.As the president of the local grand guild in Liangyin Town, Yue Xiahe is not well-informed, but she didn't hear any rumors.

... This is not the case, even if Fifth Lin wants to show off, he can't speak in the player forum. After the dungeon was released last night, he has been leading the guild group until it goes offline; as for those who know that he bought this artifact... ...To tell the truth, if people don't envy, envy and hate Wu Wulin, even if he has cultivated well, how can he still have the leisure to make Wu Wulin famous?

As early as when MM games were just born, players joked that "there will be no more brothers once the brother sword comes out". Since the development of the online game industry, there have been disputes over god costumes in various games 818, who stole other people's Tu Dragon, who stole my good brother’s fire dragon necklace, who hacked Xuan Jing, if it’s ugly, people’s hearts are really embarrassing; players who have not actually experienced it in the copy of the event that day, probably no one will believe that this game is the first to appear in the game The mage artifact "Abyss Walker" broke out without any disputes at all, and it easily fell into Wu Lin's hands...

Here, Yue Xiahe's heart is extremely complicated. Over there, Fifth Lin has already flashed to the section of the mountain road where everyone is resting. When he came up, he put away his weapon and took food, and sat down cross-legged calmly: "Wait a moment... physical strength The blue bar has bottomed out, so I'll add it first."

Forget about the few members of their own guild, apart from the pure life player Withered Yedie, the other four in "Tianjiao" all have a sore face, especially Yue Xiahe, the corner of his mouth twitched for a long time and let out a dry laugh: " Hehe... Brother Wu came really fast."

Wu Wulin's reaction...was quite strange to those who knew him well. He smiled gently at Yue Xiahe, and said, "Fortunately, the weapon I just bought didn't have time to match the appropriate suit."

Yue Xiahe understood what he meant. The infinite flash of the abyss walker needs to be equipped with blue-returning equipment to exert its maximum effect. Currently, jewelry is usually used to bring back blue special effects in the game, and rings are the best among them; Fifth Lin's words let She was a little unpredictable. Guild leaders like them have wider vision than ordinary players and think more complicated things. After hesitating for a while, Yue Xiahe said: "There is a pair of glorious rings in our guild, fifth brother, do you have any?" Are you interested?"

Everyone else was a little confused, why did they suddenly get involved in the sale of equipment?He simply didn't make a sound, only listening to Fifth Lin and Yue Xiahe talking there: "The Glorious Pair Ring? It's pretty good. It's from the Hell dungeon, how much do you plan to sell?" The Glorious Pair Ring is a pair of set rings , the special effect of returning to the blue of the legal system, and it comes out in the 40-person hell difficulty group (scene dungeon), but generally you see the left ring, and the right ring is hard to explode.This kind of pairing ring depends on the face and the size of the guild. "The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry vs. the Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom" has a maximum of three groups every week to attack a guild with 40 people. Naturally, a population conference with more than a dozen regiments was incomparable.

The two seemed to have a decent conversation about the price and finalized the deal. After the negotiation, Fifth Lin had enough physical strength to keep up with the large army, and continued to set off after interacting with the NPC.After walking for a short distance, Leng Qiubai came to his senses, and said in surprise on his guild channel: "Hey, fifth brother, are you going to fight the wild boss together with "Tianjiao"?"

I'm with the people from "Tianjiao". Of course, this kind of thing can't be said in the team. If I want to jump to the 14th floor, I will also make a sound on the guild channel. I am very confused: "The wild boss? What wild boss?"

"The wolf king and the bandit Ka Suo! How do I teach you usually!" Leng Qiubai hated iron and steel.

In the four-person group of college students, apart from the third brother Xiaopang, the other three brothers have stable online time and flexible brains to take responsibility. Several senior executives in the guild regard them as future management training grounds. I want to jump to the 14th floor and frown. Thinking about it, he slapped his hands: "You said the two that are regularly refreshed every week?"

"Guilds like ours can only grab bosses that are fixed and refreshed at the moment. Those that are randomly refreshed need to wait for 24 hours after entering the refresh CD. This is currently beyond their capabilities." This time it was Fifth Lin who spoke out. Walk with a few gentlemen next to the Girls Legion, and don’t need to cover up your words, “Wolf King kills on Wednesdays, bandit Ka Suo kills on Saturdays, these two bosses will only be active in a fixed area after being spawned, and will not be beaten for a certain period of time. If you drop it, it will disappear, and it will be more powerful if you grab it. "Handsome" and "Defying the Wind" are siblings, and they don't care whether they take us to play or not. The only partners we can find are "Zongheng" and "Tianjiao."

"Then when are we going to fight?" Yang Rui became excited when he heard it.

Wu Wulin glanced at him: "Boss spawn at ten o'clock, ten o'clock in the evening."

"..." Yang Rui fell silent, he usually leaves at [-]:[-] or [-]:[-].

"President Liu Jinliu has few opportunities to deal with, so it's quite a coincidence to meet President Yuexia now. I see what President Yuexia means, and I don't object to cooperating with us..." Fifth Lin continued, "I brushed up with you yesterday. The wolf king who came out was directly brushed on the face of Datuan in "Handsome". January Xue killed the wolf king before other people arrived. I heard that a lot of good materials have been produced. According to the official website During the National Day holiday, the drop rate of field bosses doubles, and the bandit Ka Suo on Saturday the day after tomorrow is a good one to grab."

"Fifth Brother, I have a question." Tao Zi suddenly said.

"Tell me." Fifth Lin said.

Tao Zi left the sister army, ran to Wu Lin, blinked her big eyes: "Why did you gain weight overnight?"

"..." Fifth Lin also didn't expect that the first person who noticed his change in appearance was Taozi girl. Well, if the three careless gentlemen don't mention it, even if Leng Qiubai noticed that Fifth Lin's appearance had changed. I won’t take it to heart, and what I will say is that Taozi’s focus has shifted, "Uh, my original image has been saved for half a year, and I came up today to refresh it casually."

"Oh..." Yang Rui noticed that Fifth Lin's skinny appearance had improved a lot when he was reminded. He turned his head to look Wu Lin up and down, nodded and said, "I said, today It looks much more pleasing to the eye...how did you make yourself like that before." He stretched out his hand and pinched Wu Lin's arm and shoulder very naturally, and nodded again, "It still doesn't look healthy, men don't want to be so weak So, don’t talk about muscles, at least it’s comfortable to look at if it’s solid.”

...Fifth Lin's whole body went numb from his sudden "intimacy" action. Qiu Bai couldn't help laughing: "How can you say that, a small person can still be said to be stocky, and fifth brother's height, even if you want to be 'stocky', you can't be stocky."

"That's thick." Yang Rui said directly, "For example... well, Lao Ke looks healthier like that, or like me. The little girl is still pursuing slender beauty, gentlemen, it's better to look thicker It's pleasing to the eye. I'm too embarrassed to say that you were the way you were before, the Syrian refugee can hit you three times with one hand, so I guess you can find a sense of presence in front of anorexic patients..."

This bastard Yang Rui...he dragged Wu Lin to talk for a few minutes about his accumulated views on his previous thin body. Hold it in your stomach.

Wu Lin, who was expressionless, didn't mention anything in his heart. Leng Qiubai, Tao Zi, and Yang Rui who were about to jump to the 14th floor looked weird. This guy's speaking style... If he was talking to a girl, Zhu Gusheng is for sure...

Still the same thing, a man with a slightly normal body shape will not attract much attention from people, unless you have changed from pork ribs to a bodybuilder. There are a lot of people around you, and people will take a closer look at your weight. Even if it recognizes your hard work on the body.Following the NPC George, he turned up and down the Teresa Mountains. When he saw that he was about to turn over a small hill, George, who had always been calm, leisurely and full of travel friends, suddenly turned around and ran towards the player, bluffing Ground: "Warriors! Attackers are coming!"

Having the experience of the NPC reminding the monster attack before, the 11 members of the regiment immediately put on a fighting stance, but... until the NPC George hid behind the player's main force and squatted down, he still fished out a big wooden stick from somewhere and shook hands and put on a steadfast and unyielding gesture. face, and did not see any attackers appearing.

"...Where is the blame?" Yue Xiahe had to look at the hunter girl in her team. Ordinary players go deep into the wild, and the hunters in the team also serve as the humanoid radar and scout function, but... the hunter girl's face at this moment Just as confused as the others, I couldn't stop looking down at the player operation panel that only I could see, and looked up and around: "Nothing... I switched between the search for humanoid creatures and the search for beasts, and there is nothing around."

The hunter who can see the distance of a thousand meters without any obstruction of sight, and the creature search can scan 360 degrees has said so, and everyone's attention is focused on George, who hides wretchedly at the back; this NPC has no favorability with others, only You have to jump to the 14th floor to interact with him, but when you talk to him on the 14th floor, he only keeps repeating the words "Warriors, please protect me" and "There are attackers coming".

"Take it as a mandatory rest." Wu Lin saw that everyone who was fine was so nervous, stood up and said, "Recover your strength, 14, you..."

Fifth Lin's voice was interrupted by a burst of insolent laughter, which came along with the mountain wind and rang in the ears of the players: "Whoo hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee -"

"What kind of weird way of laughing, can't you die with laughter?" Yang Rui grumbled solemnly, and said, "Hey, hey, it's really difficult to make a long voice. After he finished speaking, he kept looking nervously at the hunter girls around him." Just yell, "Here, a monster is coming—uh, over there!"

Everyone looked in the direction pointed by the hunter girl. Before looking at the monster... the players first saw the NPC George jump up as if he had been stabbed in the butt, strode across the player formation, and squatted down wretchedly in a different position.

"The NPC Wo Ri doesn't even know where the monster came from!" The person triggering the task of jumping to the 14th floor complained all over his head, "The monster came from behind us!"

... The monster was indeed chasing up along the mountain road the player walked through. At first, it was completely invisible due to the dense vegetation, and the hunter girl looked forward when she looked from a distance; until the monster entered the humanoid creature scanning range of the hunter girl, The position is revealed.

Amidst the strange laughter, the assailant of this escort mission made his debut in front of the players for the first time. When this monster showed up... the whole group of players except Wu Lin who had been expressionless at first, and many people who had left the country for too long did not understand. Yang Rui, the other nine have all changed from nervous and excited faces to expressionless faces, and some of them turned their dead fish eyes more directly; but see... Although this monster is full of anger and has a loud laugh, its size is very large. He is not tall, at most 1.5 meters. His figure can be described as deformed. He has a big head, slender limbs, but his torso is especially thick. The thickness of his chest and abdomen is considerable. Such a strange shape is matched with a gorgeous medieval dress, and his eyes are as hot as he wants Spicy eyes; what's even more toothache is that the name on the head of the attacker NPC who appeared on the stage with a hostile red name is so lethal, just looking at it can make people's eggs crack:

"Copied Goblin Prince Supreme President of False Group"

"Just one monster?" Yang Rui didn't understand the stalk, and this careless guy didn't notice the same pain in the face of others, "Just hit me? I'll do it?" He didn't forget to ask Fifth Lin first. comment.

"...Don't." Wu Lin's egg pain was not written on his face, and his slow reaction could well explain his speechlessness, "This monster is not a fighting type. Look, the blood bar under the name on the top of the head is directly showing Yes, only 100 blood."

Yang Rui didn't understand: "Since there is less blood, let's beat him to death directly, uh...won't we just beat him directly?"

No need for Wu Wulin's explanation, Yang Rui soon understood why this monster couldn't be hit directly, only to see that the big-headed monster on the stage stopped laughing strangely, raised his arms like numb poles, and shouted: "President Judgment - Stupid Your common people! Kneel down!"

Everyone felt that the mountain was shaking for a while, and the topography of the mountain road in this barren mountain was changed under the shout of the big-headed monster: the rammed dirt path under their feet was turned upside down in pieces, and it was replaced with a "crack" sound. On the slate floor, players who stepped on it only felt that they were thrown up slightly, and then fell to the new slate floor; the sparsely distributed green vegetation around it grew wildly, turned black, and turned into sharp edges. The original branches and leaves Grass, leaves and thorns intertwined with each other to form a murderous knife-tip wall, enclosing the player and the big-headed monster in a boxy space with a side length of at least [-] meters; , More nonsensically, a mudstone armchair similar to the shape of the Frozen Throne protrudes from the center of the mud platform.

Shi Shiran, the big-headed monster who "moved the ground" as soon as he shot, sat on the armchair made of mud and stone, with a sneering sneer on his ugly face, and waved his thin claws: "Welcome to the false kingdom... stupid common people."

The players had no expression on their faces, no fluctuations in their hearts, and even wanted to laugh a little. Brother Kron, who doesn't mock the Death Star, even tapped the big-headed monster on the two-meter-high mud platform with his thumb, "This one can Is it a freak that makes it ugly and crying, is it planning to imply so and so?"

Leng Qiubai folded his hands on his chest, with a cold face: "The planning is so good that it's a race of wronged goblins. Why don't you use hobbits?"

Want to jump to the 14th floor and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Anyway, if you want to belong to a race, it's either a goblin or a hobbit. The planner is happy to use whichever... If you use the setting of the movie, the hobbit is still a bit good-looking and uncoordinated."

"Is there still time for the planning of this game to not die..." Yue Xiahe, the elder sister, vomited, paused, looked at Fifth Lin and said seriously, "Fifth brother, this escort mission is not just all the way Spawn monsters, the first level is to break through the setting, I don’t think I can help much here, it depends on you.”

Yang Rui was inexplicable: "What are you talking about? What kind of goblin hobbit, what are you doing?"

"The planners know how to restrain themselves...at least they didn't let this big-headed monster have Guo's surname." Fifth Lin said, "The setting of breaking through the level is nothing more than a level challenge. Let's see how it moves first."

Copy Copy · Goblin Prince · Supreme President of the False Group This strange appearance is ugly, but the template is a proper BOSS template. When the players stared at it, it also gave the players a disdainful look, "Deal with you!" Such ordinary people are not worthy of my prince..." The stalk-like arm waved again, "Come out, my loyal servant——"

A six-star magic array appeared in the open space between the player and the mud platform. In the middle of the array, a humanoid creature slowly appeared...

"Hmm..." Fifth Lin narrowed his eyes, "The title of this monster is the president of the fake group, and he doesn't look like a boss who can end the battle, so the way of fighting is either to set up levels to reduce the number of players or to call younger brothers. According to the rules of the boss battle Rules, the first stage is mostly used to let players get used to the boss mechanism, then..."