The Invincible Dad of Online Games

In the early 3D game generation, all kinds of online games were keen to stuff so-called explosive Easter eggs into the game, not to mention "Second Continent", a game whose planning group is full of dead houses. Explosive Easter eggs are the most common. All kinds of nerds emerge in endlessly, and star-faced NPCs are everywhere in the world scene and various tasks... To be honest, if the painting style does not match, one day some players will run out of Zhao Linger while doing tasks.

Aina, an NPC that completely imitates the characters written by Chieko Hosokawa, the great god of Japanese shoujo manga, shows that the "transformation" when she runs away is... her hair soars into the sky and turns pale golden, and her body glows with a faint gleam. I know that some people already want to complain, yes, it is the standard Super Saiyan transformation, coupled with the beautiful and delicate girl manga characters...it is too beautiful to look at.Fortunately, the fifth brother is used to the storm and all kinds of spoofs, so he calmly ignored him, otherwise they would both have turned into new characters.

Fortunately, Yang Rui and Leng Qiubai, who have relatively low mental resistance in a certain way, did not see such a discordant scene. After all, the plot deduction in the game needs to explain a little bit of logic, and the players all stepped forward to make it clear. With Aina guarding her back, the NPC Aina doesn't have to jump out to show off her useless muscle lines—the setting in this space, even the transformed Aina is no match for Mrs. Jennifer.

It stands to reason that the next part of the battle should be inevitable, and Yang Rui is also ready to fight, but the strange thing is that the NPCs who were on the verge of swords stopped suddenly, and Mrs. Jennifer even used a kind of... Injury His eyes looked at the two players in disbelief: "What are you doing, what are you doing? Oh my god...it's not what I thought, right?" , with a look of despair: "What's your reaction? Outsiders?! Compared to me, my honorable Mrs. Jennifer, you chose to stand on the side of this dirty, shameless and despicable woman?!"

"...Eh?" There are too many slots, Yang Rui's Hulk square face and Leng Qiubai's duck face are both confusing.

"Oh! God!" The servant Morgan, who had just been thrown on the sofa and smashed in the face, also showed the performance of the hero of a tragic drama, speaking like singing an aria: "Ma'am, ma'am, they are bewitched—no, They must be cursed, have no mind and reason of their own! I'll just say that Ina is a witch who brings nightmares like her sister Alisa, and look ma'am, this witch is finally exposed, and she uses these two Poor foreigner, that duck is her obedient slave, and that green-skinned monster is her weapon of violence, does she want to attack the people in the village?!"

..."Fucking hell" is no longer enough to describe the mood of the two players. Yang Rui was so stunned that his brain froze, and Leng Qiubai was completely messed up in the wind. This is so meow-do you NPCs love acting so much? !Are you two variety show fans? !

The player couldn't respond, but Aina jumped out to respond: "No, my sister is not a witch!"

Someone commented on the lines, Mrs. Jennifer and the servant Morgan acted more passionately, one shouted "You sisters have brought disaster to this village BALABALA", and the other shouted "Show yourself, damn witch", although some added Very inexplicable adjectives and modal particles are included, but it sounds really no different from kindergarten children arguing.

"...Why do I feel that my SAN value is dropping rapidly." Leng Qiubai complained with a dull face and inadvertently revealed something again, turning to look at Yang Rui, "Although I know it's useless to ask you...but you Knowing that I don't do missions, Yang Liu, how do you think we should proceed with this plot?"

"You said it's useless to ask me..." Yang Rui also said with a dull face.

Leng Qiubai wiped his duck face: "Okay, assuming that I am Wu Lin's upper body now... Uh, the instructions in the task text require players to solve the puzzles in the village and survive to the end, and from what we have experienced now From the perspective of the plot line - the first thing to trigger when entering the village is the NPC Aina, and since there are three mansions in the village, Aina directly takes us to this Jennifer's house..."

Yang Rui was listening to the analysis honestly, when the other party suddenly fell silent, "And then?" Looking down at Leng Qiubai, he saw the sister with her mouth half open, her hand-like wings hovering in mid-air, two cartoon-like The duck's eyes widened, "Uh... Miss Qiubai?"

Leng Qiubai's funny duck face had a creepy expression on his face, he turned his neck stiffly to look at Yang Rui, and said word by word: "Speaking of... on the way we came, Aina did say that we need If you want to help, you have to get the consent of the villagers, and you have hinted that some villagers have bad tempers..."

"Then...so?" Yang Rui didn't understand.

"I mean..." Leng Qiubai took a deep breath and said with a pale face, "We walked all the way, not only didn't we see any villager, the wooden houses we passed were so poorly soundproofed that we didn't hear anyone else. What about the sound..."

Yang Rui's eyes also widened, and his eyes turned straight to the noisy NPCs——

The dwarf version of the beauty queen, the dwarf-shaped butler Morgan, and the unsuitable Ina are still arguing about the witch issue. The body language is still very cartoony and exaggerated, and the wording is still a bit awkward. The translation accent, Jenny The two maids of Fu are acting as the background board, and they are helping the hostess with contempt and disgust; such a scene is very common in lively and funny movies, and the characters in the movie always leave their business like this Stop bickering and delaying time for some meaningless shit... No, show the so-called character.

Yang Rui blinked his eyes, and the goosebumps subsided again: "You think too much, don't you? Maybe later we will go to meet other villagers... Eh?"

Unlike Yang Rui, who has a huge target, Leng Qiubai, who is [-] centimeters tall, is not noticeable even in the small cartoon village. When Yang Rui was distracted, she had already quietly touched the other side of the room. On one side, she stretched out her hand to lift a corner of the curtain, and turned her head to look out—the next second, the sister dropped the curtain at the speed of light, rushed back to her original position at a speed that seemed slow but stood still, and stared at the quarrel. A few NPCs in the crowd put on a very conscientious posture of watching melon-eating crowd.

Yang Rui was so intimidated by her that she didn't dare to ask immediately, and waited for a few seconds before quietly saying, "What's wrong, Miss Qiubai, what do you see?"

"Hush—" Leng Qiubai nervously made a silence gesture, and Yang Rui closed his mouth.

Aina and Mrs. Jennifer frankly exchanged their views on each other, and finally lost due to their weak strength, and were kicked out by the triumphant Mrs. Jennifer——for the player after the player chooses the correct option The battle link with a high probability of death was canceled directly, and it will not appear again in the subsequent plot development.Of course, the mental damage caused by the task itself to the player cannot be counted.

The two players were also swept out by the maid with a broom. I don’t know if the broom is an artifact that has been blessed by the plot. It hits the player 100% and also has an unsolvable stiffness effect. Yang Rui can’t avoid the slow fat maid swinging the broom...

"Ah—damn it, she hasn't paid for the wine yet!" When Aina screamed frantically, Yang Rui hadn't recovered from the fact that he was easily swept out by an NPC who didn't look like a fighting type. , Leng Qiubai was greatly relieved.The elder sister looked at the closed door of Jennifer's house in fear, and for the first time, she took the initiative to talk to Aina: "Aina, do you have a sister named Alyssa?"

Aina, who was going crazy... regained the pure and sweetness she showed to the players in a second, and said affectionately with nostalgia: "Yes, Miss Leng Qiubai, my sister Alisa married me when I was young. Come here."

Leng Qiubai resisted the urge to ask her if you still have eleven older brothers: "Then how is Alisa doing now?"

"Oh... this is a very sad story, Miss, I really don't want to recall it." Aina covered her face and wept softly.

Just as Leng Qiubai was about to say forget it, Aina turned around and walked to a small wooden house next door to Jennifer's house, and pushed the door in without saying hello inside: "Go inside and talk slowly, this is a very long story."

"..." Leng Qiubai had an indifferent face, didn't want to recall what was agreed?What's the situation with your eager confidante, can you NPCs play less!

Only Leng Qiubai could enter the cabin, so Yang Rui had to squat outside.When Leng Qiubai arrived at the room, Aina immediately poured tea, snacks and the like, and dragged her and began to mutter: "My sister always said in her letters that she was doing well, but I later found out that things were not like that at all. It's not that I speak ill of people behind their backs, Ms. Leng Qiubai, you have no idea how disgusting and annoying some people in this village are..." This NPC used many modifiers to describe her resentment towards Gal Village , After talking for at least 3 minutes before continuing the official plot, "...When I was traveling and passing by here, I thought I should come to see my sister. Who knew that just entering the village would embarrass me for a long time, Even when I told them I was Alisa's sister they treated me like a stranger..."

It may be a woman's talent to listen to parents' gossip. If Yang Rui came in and listened to these lines, Leng Qiubai would probably have fallen asleep. After six or seven minutes, when the time limit of this stage was almost reached, the task bars of the two players inside and outside the house refreshed the explanatory text at the same time, and a selection interface popped up:

"Mission phase updated"

"We seem to be getting closer to the secret of this village."

"The owner of that letter may be Aina's sister. Do you want to return the letter to Aina?"

"Choice again?" Leng Qiubai looked up at Aina. The moment the interface popped up, the NPC was in a paused state again. She was not in a hurry to make a decision. She went out and patted Yang Rui who was already dozing off, " Yang Liu, do you think we will give her this letter...huh?"

When Leng Qiubai took out the letter, he found that the explanatory text of the letter had changed:

"Letters Without Destination"

"This may be a letter carrying some kind of belief, but it's strange that Alisa didn't send it."

"...Hey, this explanation is just making trouble." Leng Qiubai twitched the corner of his mouth and touched the envelope seal with his finger. Sure enough, the reminder this time was short and powerful: " can be opened."

Look at the little friend who just woke up with a pure and ignorant face... Leng Qiubai felt that there was no point in discussing with him, so he simply made his own decision and opened the letter.

Yang Rui yawned and scratched his stomach. The inconvenience of the Hulk's shape is not that he is bloated and inconvenient to move. The coldness on his stomach always makes people feel uncomfortable.Personally, he didn't feel much about this task, except that his companion bluffed him with his overreacting in fear of confinement at the beginning, and he didn't feel anything was wrong after doing it all the way—he hadn't read Japanese manga, Zhu He didn't recognize Leah Roberts' face, and he didn't take the NPC's chattering seriously.

He was lucky enough to be in a group with Leng Qiubai in this level. If he was in the same group as Tao Zi, who was more ignorant than him, then he might have to bite the bullet to understand the plot, and he couldn't comprehend the plot like he is now. All the work of brainstorming is given to my friends, in this respect Leng Qiubai is still reliable...

"Uh." Still in a distracted mood, Yang Rui froze when he caught sight of Leng Qiubai's expression from the corner of his eye, and then dared to cautiously ask, "So, what's wrong, Miss Qiubai?"

Leng Qiubai didn't say anything, and handed the letter to him with a gloomy face.

"...So it is." In another parallel space, two Bugs Bunny... er, no, the fifth brother stood side by side in the yard of Jennifer's house, facing the same direction, with the same expression of calmness and understanding.

"Although they have the same name as the princess in the fairy tale, they have different fates." Fifth Yuan sighed.

Fifth Lin nodded and said: "This Alisa has the dream of becoming an explorer, but she succumbed to reality and sold herself to this village for money to marry and have children, so as to improve the life of her original family... But this kind of sacrifice is not worth it. In exchange for good rewards, when she was misunderstood and made things difficult for her, her original family did not lend a helping hand to her, but ruined her life and dreams completely." He took off the bracelet on his wrist, and lightly tossed it forward, "This bracelet is a proof of the courage of the Hunter's Guild. Alisa, who has already obtained this item, is indeed capable of making a last-ditch effort."

"So... after Alisa did the feat of massacring the village, someone jumped out to whitewash the peace? Even the NPCs in the main world who can cast range illusions are legendary. Even if they only made a superficial calm, they only recovered a few Important villagers, this ability is not small. Players can’t win NPCs of this size to avoid frontal battles, and they will never rely on our rabbit appearance to kill each other.” The fifth source also got him The mission props and the small purse were thrown out.

"Don't be confused by the cartoon style in front of you." Wu Lin looked sideways and looked behind him, "In the final analysis... the passage for players to enter this mission world is opened by 'Puppet Billy'."

"Speaking of "Chain Saw", this series of movies uses blood and violence as a gimmick, but it promotes the 'meaning of life'." The fifth source smiled and made a gesture of quotation marks, "Then your Meaning, there are three layers of skin in this task? The first layer is a disguised cartoon fantasy, the second layer is cruelty under romantic aesthetics, and the third layer is more profound, what kind of educational significance is it? "

Fifth Lin raised his eyebrows noncommittally, and ignored his cousin's nonsense: "The opportunity for the player to intervene in the plot is that Alisa's younger sister Aina came to visit her older sister when she became an adult. I thought her sister’s misfortune was just so-called misfortune. The story line we took had no chance to interact with Aina, but judging from the maid’s words, Aina was gentle and friendly on the surface, but in fact she was full of hatred for the villagers. What's interesting is... Both sides think that the reason why Aina stays in the village is because she wants to settle here. In addition, when the player enters the village and sees that Aina has her own hut, it is easy to believe that Aina is indeed settled here subjectively. The only explanation for deliberately causing the player to have this misunderstanding is that... Aina has also received some kind of hint, and it is strange that she has not found her living in this village."

"Hey, hey, it's your business that you are interested in the thoughts and mental states of NPCs..." Fifth Source squinted at him, "I've said it all, the most important thing is... from what you and I have so far , there is probably no other living person in this village except Aina, and her sister is lying under the dirt bag in front of us. So... the NPCs walking around in this house, and the helpless people who are now for her sister What kind of existence is Alisa who came to apologize politely?"

Wu Wulin looked at his cousin silently, turned his head and let out a long breath.

"...Your disgusting attitude is too straightforward brother, I don't really want to be with you."