The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Eight players who shouted "Long Qi" and "Freedom" chose the No. [-] examiner, Sun Wangqing, and [-] players who shouted "Demacia" chose the No. [-] examiner Shi Xiaolong, and the remaining players chose Zhao Linger There are five players including Yang Rui.

There are five players, three men and two women. The three men are Yang Rui, his buddy from the beginning, and his good friend. The second woman, besides the girl who wants to catch Yang Rui with the master ball, there is also a slightly fat, short-haired elder sister .

As mentioned earlier...in this era, online games are not exclusive to young people. As long as players are not over forty, or those who look old-fashioned, they generally default to their peers...and those over forty, male Some are called Uncle Cheng, some Brother Cheng, and women are called Sister no matter how old they are.

In short... the older men and some people are not reliable, but the women are quite reliable. The short-haired sister smiled and pulled the master ball girl back, and naturally switched her position to face the other two groups of players , made a booing gesture: "Don't yell, or you will have to make a fuss again."

At the beginning, the buddy and his good friend understood each other in seconds, nodding like chickens pecking at rice, isn’t that right, let the two groups over there know that there is a golden thigh here, and then a bunch of people came to do it: “That’s right, that’s right, It’s better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, and let those gangs who infect the house smell everywhere come over.”

The short-haired elder sister gave them a big look: "It sounds like you two are not nerds, today is Saturday, your two good friends are not nerds, why didn't you go out and play games all night?"

"Sister, you don't understand. There are several types of houses. There are those that smell like houses and those that don't, and those that have their own mental pollution and those that are pure and harmless to humans and animals..."

"..." Yang Rui slowly looked away from a few temporary teammates. The game itself was enough for him to lower his SAN value. What about his teammates... pretend he didn't hear it.

The NPC examiner has almost finished explaining, and the dungeon that focuses on combat is not so full of words. The rules explained by the NPC are also very simple, divided into two parts: arriving at the venue to obtain the qualification to participate in the assessment, and passing the assessment to complete the customs clearance.

The part of following the examiner to the test venue does not require players to compare physical strength. The physical strength value of the player is linked to physical strength. Non-blood cattle professionals will fall into a state of exhaustion after three to five minutes of full-speed exercise. Generally, players use trotting when they are on the road. The recovery speed of physical strength can be equal to the speed of consumption, so this part is to test the player's ability skills in climbing, jumping, and sense of balance, similar to jumping music or plum blossom piles.

Of course, there will be monster raids during this process. At this time, players in each group are required to help each other - each player has ten original points, one point is deducted for one teammate who died in the same group, and one point is added for one who arrives at the venue .Risks and chances to add points coexist, and players with high scores can enjoy some convenience when passing the assessment.

After explaining the rules, the NPC examiners also explained their own abilities. Besides leading the way, the existence of the examiners also benefits the players. Zhao Linger is a milk, Shi Xiaolong is a powerful DPS, and Changsun Wangqing is a T.

After the explanation, the NPC examiner greeted the player to set off, and followed Zhao Linger into the stone gate for a while, and when he came out... the world in front of him turned into a misty fairy palace, and the player stood on a lotus platform the size of a house floating in the air There are basketball-sized lotus flowers floating slowly at different distances, and hundreds of lotus-shaped floating stairs wind down and lead directly to the jade steps at the front of the palace.

Zhao Linger jumped with a sense of immortality, landed on the first lotus flower, turned around and nodded slightly at the player: "Please follow."

"Damn it... this special cat has to be at least a hundred meters high, wouldn't it just hang out if you fell it? I'm afraid of heights!" The buddies at the beginning couldn't care less about admiring Zhao Linger's fairy spirit, and their legs went limp .

"Wori, you are so stupid, just turn into a crow and fly down." His good friend kicked him.

"Nimma said I'm afraid of heights!" the buddy wailed.

"You're afraid of heights and you play druid? After finishing the bird-changing mission, you came to me to tease me?"

"It's best not to fly, just follow along." The short-haired lady stood up and said, "Didn't the examiner say that there was something strange when we were bouncing around? Without the escort of a great god, you flew into the air and beat you down. help."

There was no other way, this buddy didn't want to enter the door without taking the first step and forcefully quit the book, so he had to follow everyone tremblingly.To be honest, this level is really unfriendly to players who are afraid of heights. Although the distance between the lotus stairs can be passed by only one step, the problem is that this thing is floating and the place for footing is not big. It will fluctuate slightly up and down. This buddy feels weak after walking a few steps, hesitating whether to technically disconnect...

Let’s not mention Yang Rui’s fresh experience of being someone’s thigh for the first time—in addition to the random book, the system announcement of the ninth perfect customs clearance has been swiped all over the world, and there are fireworks in major players’ cities, attracting countless people. player's attention.

You can't see it in other places. The regional channel in Liangyin Town is unprecedentedly lively. No one knows the little transparent of Da Dataozi. The IDs of Yang Liuyang and Jia Lun are familiar, especially when they are fighting for the wild boss Wolf King. In the Teresa Mountains, several guilds have formed alliances with pig brains, and the alliances of the two guilds in "The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry VS Beauty and Wisdom Coexist" and "Tianjiao" all put "I'm So Handsome I Can't Die" The coalition forces in the guild of "Vertical and Horizontal" were almost cleared up, and they began to allocate manpower to go back to block the resurrection point. Suddenly, there was such a wave of marriage announcements from their own guild leader Yang Liuyang and "Handsome" guild leader Jia Lunjun... No, cooperate to swipe This announcement, not to mention the fact that Yue Xiahe, the president of "Tianjiao", was so frightened that he immediately asked Wu Lin to ask questions, and everyone in his guild lost their eyes.

"Why did Yang Liu get involved with that teaser? They have such a good relationship in private that they can hold hands and form a team?!" This is the horrified Leng Qiubai.

"What's the situation? Are we going to betray? This is the beginning of Qing Tianjiao's people?" This is Lao Ke who watched the excitement and didn't mind making a big fuss.

"Old Ke, let go of that arrogant girl and let me come!" This was Feng Qingmo.

"Fuck, everyone is fighting Teresa in a bloody battle, you two are running to tease girls?!" This is Jun Wuyou who has seen through the real purpose of the two guys above.

"I'm so happy to be on TV—" This is Taozi, who has been in a state of non-negotiable madness since the settlement.

Fifth Lin pulled his hand in a hurry and cleared the screen of the guild channel: "Don't make random guesses, I'll ask Yang Liu." After a while, he sent another sentence, "Okay, Yang Liu met Mr. "Handsome Dead" is still a hostile relationship, so we should concentrate on the immediate matter. Sister Qiubai, you don't have to squat directly at the resurrection point when Mr. Jia Lun comes out. You should retreat to the city gate. If they set off, stop them if you can, but you can't. Just retreat, and don’t fight tough battles in the city before the retreating large troops catch up with you.”

After switching to the temporary command channel, Fifth Lin first asked the main point: "Has Cang Cang pulled the boss to the point?"

Old Ke's big short legs can resist, and pulling the BOSS to avoid the sight of other players depends on the sea, of course... the girl's mouthless attribute hasn't changed much, even at this critical moment, she can't count on it She opened her golden mouth to report the progress at any time, and the one who responded aloud was that those who went to pull the boss with her would jump to the 14th floor: "It's almost fifth brother, we will be there after crossing the mountain." Then the guy hesitated, "Uh, five Brother, is it appropriate for me and Cang Cang to pull the BOSS there, there are more arrogant people there..."

Before Fifth Lin could say a word, Mo Shengsheng, who was always trying to die and never stopped, yelled: "You idiot, you have to take a detour! Without Tianjiao's gang of PVE, we won't fight the BOSS anymore, go back and come back to us Fight at home!"

"..." Fifth Lin temporarily silenced Mo Shengsheng with a blue vein on his forehead, "Everyone who hasn't returned to the city should move, and clear these two coordinates again to ensure that the boss is not exposed during the movement; Xiaoping you Have any of your people left the battlefield, and after leaving, go around and join Tianjiao's allies; Yeyuege, your people are ready to pick up the boss."

"We're ready." Ye Yuege, the PVE leader of "Tianjiao", said aggrievedly.

The regiment immediately became quiet... On the 14th floor, you especially blamed yourself. Didi was too excited for a moment and forgot that there were people from Tianjiao in the command channel used to fight the boss.

Every big guild can't avoid the existence of 007, usually it's nothing more than that, when it comes to large-scale activities such as robbing bosses, the alliance's guilds will form groups of trusted players and pull them into a command channel to act together; push the tactics in the boss , strategy, command, etc., will not be mentioned in the guild channel. The team battle routines that everyone knows are fine, anyway, it is easy to be seen by the opponent's commander.

"The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry VS Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom" is like this with few people, and the atmosphere in the guild is more family-friendly. "The Handsome"... the excitement (joy) is even more intense.

The level that Mr. Jia Lun got randomly was also the last level of his random book today. He took the perfect pass and got out of the book. Standing in the relay tower square, he was still angry that Yang Liuyang beat people in the face. His family’s vice president So I sent a series of voice chats over privately: "Short hit! When did you hook up with Yang Liuyang! When did you two have sex! Then you are paralyzed and take advantage of this relationship. Now we are all wiped out. Fuck you [beep——]”

What kind of temper did Mr. Jia Lun have, and he sprayed back on the spot: "Are you stupid, I can still play with that bastard?! No, you were wiped out? Fuck, you still have the face to compete with me?!"

The president and the vice president greeted each other for 3 minutes... before they started to talk about business, January Xue said seriously: "That guy Wu Lin is too good at using the terrain, he was sent back to the six elite groups in the meeting, and the remaining I gathered half of the people and gathered outside the Teresa Mountains for the time being. They want to see that there will not be too many people fighting the BOSS. You should explain clearly to "Zongheng" that they won't worry if the fight starts later. We have to stay Li, then the BOSS will have no chance."

"You don't need to say it!" Mr. Jia Lun was annoyed, "I'm going to the resurrection point to bring our people out. The enemy is now guarding the south gate and the west gate, right? How many of them are there?"

"Now there are only three more regiments, led by that woman Leng Qiubai, she won't fight you if you have too many people, hurry up!"

The team mode of this game can hold up to 100 people, and a full group is called a big group.Out of habit and the convenience of commanding in the group, the players generally have a maximum of 25 in the event, and those with less than 200 or more than [-] are also called groups.Mr. Jia Lun hurried back to the resurrection point to bring out more than [-] members who had finally waited for the weak period. After walking a few steps, he found that the friendly army had not followed. Let's talk when we get out of town."

There are a few management members of the "Vertical and Horizontal" guild who have returned from death. These people got together after seeing Mr. Garen and didn't know what they were talking about. Now that Mr. Garen called out...they looked weird, and one of them coughed He paused and hesitated: "Uh...President Galen, it is said that you have a good relationship with Yang Liuyang?"

"..." Galen Jun suddenly felt that it was going to snow in June—Nimma!The presidents of the two guilds got together and played a random book to pass the level perfectly. Doesn't it mean that they have a romantic relationship? !