The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Generally speaking, it is a normal reaction for ordinary players to meet a few top gods at random and want to take out the master ball... Cough cough, at least hurry up and call out brother or sister to hug the thigh tightly, it is not in vain to blush so much one time.So... In the ninth perfect clearance video of the whole server, the guy whose ID is Jia Lunjun's unique reaction is particularly joyful in the eyes of normal people-first he wants to break away from the large army and act on his own to be arrested by others, and then Being held down by a knight girl and arguing with the great god for several minutes of non-violent non-cooperation; this is so pure and unpretentious, so different from those coquettish sluts who hold their thighs. The anti-routine style created the highest volume in the history of this video in just a few minutes Screen refresh speed record...

"Can't you stand hahahahaha, is this guy amazing!"

"I'm laughing like crazy hahahaha please take care of NPPC, it's so lonely!"

"Ahhhhhh, you don't want to be in the same group as the Great God, I'll change with you!!"

"Wow, that's enough, how do I get a perfect clearance? Hit with your feet?!"

Sure enough... After the NPC explained the clues, the world disappeared. In the video, the three players were stunned, and in the barrage, I don't know how many people laughed like crazy.

Xiao Wenyuan is also one of the commanders in the guild alliance of "Heroes" and "Tianjiao" who led the PVP team to fight fiercely in the Teresa Mountains. He opened a small window to watch the video secretly, and when he saw this part, he directly sprayed it. Want to complain? I was afraid that his desertion would be exposed, so I held back very hard...

In the first half of the video, the one-hour duration was cut to only a few minutes, which shows how much wrongdoing the three-balled child has gone; the rhythm of the punishment level became normal, and Mr. Jia Lun's death-like way of passing the level attracted countless good-natured laughter; Evidence shows that many viewers are guessing the way to solve the dungeon in the barrage. Obviously, there are quite a lot of puzzle-solving masters. Soon someone guessed the "family conspiracy" route in the barrage, and it is faster than the three players in the video. Shouting anxiously, urging these guys to search for clues seriously...

Seeing this level, the audience's curiosity about the perfect clearance of this book has been piled up to the peak. There is a cute girl, a cute teaser, and a force that looks reliable but doesn't seem to be very reliable. Pai Dashen—how on earth did he break through this puzzle dungeon? !

Seeing the end with such nervous anticipation... Countless audiences naturally blew up.If you don't give up, you immediately drag the progress bar backwards, wondering if you missed something - and then determine that either the idiot GM cut off the key part, or the brain structure of the great god Yang Liuyang is different from others, as long as he found How did he determine the final truth with those clues? !

The bullet screen was full of "Meow meow?!", and the comment column at the bottom was full of mindless guesses such as whether the eyes of the great gods have a see-through function... Until more than 20 minutes after the video was released, the recognized high IQ reasoning master Xianyun Yege sent a message.

In this message, Goose analyzed several hints provided by the dungeon itself through the flashing pictures in the video and listed them one by one, which proved the rationality of Yang Liuyang's final reasoning; but... obviously Goose couldn't understand Yang Liuyang jumped in his mind, and at the end of the message he left a passage like this:

"...To sum up, I think Yang Liuyang really ignored the multiple hints revealed in the copy, so I am also very puzzled on what theory he drew his final conclusion on, maybe... it is beyond the scope of scientific explanation , beastly intuition?"

"Pfft, hahahahaha!" Xiao Wenyuan finally couldn't hold back any longer, and swished to the back of the bunker during the battle, hugging his belly and laughing wildly.

"...Wow, Brother Xiao? Did you give someone a laughing point??" The friends on the left and right surprised him.

"Leave me alone, let me paddle for 5 minutes first! Hahahaha..." Xiao Wenyuan couldn't straighten his waist.

"Brother Xiao, the front is calling for pursuit!"

"Brother Xiao, let's go after him first!"

The long-range players hiding in the large forest jumped out one after another, flanked the friendly forces on both sides, and repelled the hostility that had just entered the valley.

"All regiments report casualties!"

"The Second Melee Regiment can't stand it anymore, and the nanny is half dead!"

"The third melee regiment and the second regiment change positions, and the long-distance regiment is optimistic about Taniguchi, don't let the enemy sneak in! Wen Yuan, your regiment was exposed just now, move and change positions... Wen Yuan?"

"Immediately, immediately!"

"By the way, why are we guarding this valley? The boss isn't here..."

"Are you stupid, you just pretend to stick around when you're not here, idiot!"

After adjusting the position of the squatting team, Fifth Lin doesn't care about those idle chatterers in the command channel. Now the wolf king's coordinates are only known to him except those who push the boss. If we continue to use this mode to drag the enemy coalition for ten minutes, tonight's boss Even if the battle is won.

Large-scale events in online games have never been the place where individual heroism can show its strength. This is especially true for boss battles where thousands of people are involved in the battle. The teams cooperate with each other, fight wits and courage, play psychological warfare and intrigue... Anyway, as long as it is useful, how dirty it is Tactics are available.

At [-]:[-] a.m., the Liangyin Town regional channel flashed a shiny golden system announcement, pushing the members of the [-]-person PVE group of "Tianjiao" with the highest statistical damage among the bosses to go on TV collectively, announcing the official end of today's battle for the wolf king; The battle is over... Well, everyone understands that there is no need to fight anymore, which means that the war of words can begin. The members of the four guilds who have accumulated a few hours of rage are eager to roll up their sleeves and carefully select the most scolding The other party is not afraid of the blocked vocabulary, and they will start a battle where everyone's speeches can't be exhausted...

Wu Wulin and Yue Xiahe briefly talked about going back to the city to share the spoils, and then hurriedly cut to the friend list——Yang Rui released a copy not long ago, and he hasn't downloaded it yet.

"How's the random book going?" Fifth Lin tried to be calm.

"It's okay, it's fun, but it's also painful." Yang Rui replied quickly, "It's more painful than the other, and I got a random single-player book for the last level, I'm too lazy to type and just come out Why not play PK outside with you guys, just now I met Sister Qiubai, and I fought two rounds with her, it was quite interesting."

"..." Fifth Lin felt a little regretful why he didn't call Yang Rui over from the very beginning. He is a person who tends to think too much when encountering this kind of situation. Being a child would make people feel bored and disgusted, so I simply asked Yang Rui to find something fun by himself... It seems to have the opposite effect?

"Boss robbing is actually quite boring, squatting for half an hour, running for half an hour, fighting for a maximum of 5 minutes, and it's over." Fifth Lin cautiously tested.

"Oh." On Yang Rui's side... the voice sounded weak.

"..." Fifth Lin felt that it seemed to be counterproductive.

"It's more fun to rob the bandit Kaso on Friday. I'm going to dig out the bandit's lair. Are you free that day? If you have more time, come and have fun." Don't say anything, hurry up and make amends.

"Success, then do I have to go online early?" Sure enough, Yang Rui's voice became lively immediately.

"The refresh time starts at seven o'clock, and we need to arrange manpower in advance before six o'clock... Can you come at 05:30?" Fifth Lin carefully.

"no problem!"

Yang Rui happily went offline, Xiao Wenyuan returned to the city, and just entered the meeting place that he had made an appointment with "Tianjiao" when he saw Fifth Lin squatting in the corner drawing circles.

"What are you doing, fifth brother, it's not popular to pretend to be mushrooms now?" Xiao Wenyuan said in surprise.

Wu Wulin turned to look at him, "You're here." He got up, walked to his seat, sat down, thought for a while, "Do you think it's too much for me to blame you for it?"

"Pfft, cough, cough!" Xiao Wenyuan sprayed out more than half of the blue drink that Xiao Wenyuan had just received from the NPC bartender, "Eh? Eh?!"

Wu Wulin stared at him with weird eyes, until the handsome guy felt terrified... Then he turned his eyes away, quietly: "Don't take it seriously, that's what I said."

"...What exactly do you want to say?" Xiao Wenyuan stared at Dead Fish Eyes.

Just as he was busy knocking his teeth, Yue Xiahe came in in high spirits.This small and refreshing bar was put up by "Tianjiao" to decorate the facade, but the scale is not very big and the location is quite out of the way. Let alone the players, NPCs don't come to shop very much. There are only three of them in the small shop. .

"This time the Wolf King is a big hit, and a lot of special materials have been produced. As we said before, the equipment produced by the Wolf King will be divided equally, and the materials will belong to us. As compensation, the mission props produced by Ka Suo will belong to you." Under the Moon He sat down and began to talk about business, "By the way, Brother Wu, you haven't said how to divide the equipment that broke out in the PK. The compensation will be given to the person who lost the item, and the rest will be returned to the public?"

In team battle PK, it is difficult to control active attack and defensive counterattack, especially for occupations with group attack, if you are not careful, you will be infected with evil points.According to the PK rules of "The Second Continent", players with evil values ​​have a probability of losing their equipment no matter if they are killed by someone or by a monster. The excruciating pain of losing gear (not being able to sweep the floor)...

"Compensate the people who lost things first, estimate the approximate market value of the remaining things, and take [-]% of it as a reward for the treatment of the two guilds." Fifth Lin suggested.

"Okay, then you will also have a goblin to take care of this." Yue Xiahe said straightforwardly.The so-called goblins refer to merchant players who like to observe the market and stay in trading houses. Generally, there will be such a few players in the big guilds who play the game as a business war mode.

Wu Wulin didn't think much about it, and slipped out the sad reminder of calm tea - this personal professional player picked up by Yang Rui was a little dazed and a little brainless, but fortunately, he was not as good as Jia Lun Jun... and in the Goblins have a certain talent. In his own words, he used to grind personal quests and monsters to save basic funds to participate in market battles. He joined the "Heroes" guild. Fifth Lin inspected him for a few days and simply put The guild funds were entrusted to him to operate, and only half a month had passed, and this young man almost filled the first few pages of the guild warehouse.

After talking about the wolf king, it's time to mention Friday's boss bandit Ka Suo.This BOSS was almost taken over by "Deadly Handsome" at first - the bandit dens are small, large groups from different guilds are prone to accidental injuries when entering, and the humanoid monsters that spawn quickly and fiercely inside are just too small. Only "Handsome", a guild that can pull out thousands of people at will, can eat it.

Wu Lin's original tactic was to let "Handsome" take over the boss first, and then kill the boss after the boss went berserk and knocked out the "Zongheng" that blocked the door. Now it is decided to let Yang Rui participate in the boss battle, Then there are more tricks to play.

"Yang Yang can come?" Yue Xiahe smiled happily, ensuring that the "Heroes" guild would not poach their family members, so of course Yang Liuyang's golden thigh can be hugged as tightly as possible.

Xiao Wenyuan was stunned for a while, and quickly sent a private message to Fifth Lin: "Don't you say that this kind of crowded activity doesn't need to waste Yang Liu's time?"

"... That's why I realized that it's not kind to blame you." Fifth Lin replied coolly.

"……Meow meow meow?!"

In a blink of an eye, it was Friday, the bandit Kaso's refresh day. At five o'clock in the afternoon, people from the two guilds "Heroes" and "Tianjiao" had dinner in advance to form a team and gather at the north gate. The north gate with not much open space was crowded with people, and some players with agility and mage professions simply went to the wall to ensure that they could keep up when they started.

It's the same as Wu Wulin noticed——Yang Rui actually likes to play with everyone. Before 05:30, he went online and called an expected foreign aid: our brother crucian carp.

A burly, muscular bald man, a wolf-backed man in black and wearing goggles appeared from the corner of the street. The noisy north gate fell silent for a moment.

"...Yang Liuyang! Yang Liuyang is really here!"

"Who is that Wu Ke next to him?"

"Isn't this the bald head that faked Yang Liuyang during the territorial war?"

"What a fake, that is the crucian carp salad from the "Quange" guild!"

"Wow - the whole song by Yang Liuyang?"

"..." Brother Crucian's mighty and domineering gait slipped a little bit, his surprised face looked up at his brother, "Everyone will be Yang Liuyang? What is this word called?"

"How should I put it, a lot of things happened in the game when you were addicted to travel, entertainment, eating and drinking." Yang Rui was still conscious, "Remember the star show I mentioned to you in WeChat, I was lucky After winning Brother Shan, the players seem to use my ID as an adjective for judging a person's strength..." He was a little bit pained, "Many people posted posts blaming me for not having a cool enough name... Some people coaxed me to raise money to change my name, what is this called?"

The friendly alliance here is excited about the increase in thigh multiplier. On the other side, Uncle Liu from the "Vertical and Horizontal" guild approached January Snow and said in a tangled voice, "Your news is correct, Yang Liuyang is really here, and he also brought cold crucian carp .”

"...Is it too late to apologize now?" Xuedan's face hurt in January.

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