The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Four gentlemen stood in front of the wooden door on the left side of the window. This door is different from the two doors opened by the previous player. It looks relatively new, and because it is relatively new...so the dark red handprint on the doorknob looks extra dazzling.

Xian Ge stood silently at the back of the four of them, Jun Ziben glared at him and said nothing, Xian Yun Ye Goose squatted down and took a picture of the handprint on the doorknob as well, stood up straight and turned to the three of them: "Be mentally prepared." Are you ready, so I open the door?"

"Extending is a knife, shrinking is also a knife, it doesn't make any difference whether you are ready or not..." Yang Rui stared at the dead fish eyes.

Xianyun Yege nodded, and made a gesture of pushing the glasses empty before reaching out to turn the doorknob. With a "squeak", the door was slowly opened——

...The expected bloody scene did not appear. Behind the door is a room that combines the kitchen and dining room. Facing the door is a rectangular dining table with four chairs beside the dining table. Behind the dining table is a waist-high table. There is a long cabinet with a cupboard, a basket of vegetables and some odds and ends. Behind the cabinet is a coal stove and a cooking table side by side. A young woman with tied hair stands in front of the cooking table with her back to The player is processing the ingredients, and there are regular "boom, boom" sounds throughout the room.

"Oh, who's here?"

The sound of pushing the door alarmed the woman. She turned around while asking aloud, and was a little surprised to see the player. She quickly put down the kitchen knife and ingredients, wiped her hands on the apron, walked around the long cabinet, and said apologetically: " Excuse me, are you...?"

This scene looks normal at first glance, but it's not normal in any way - Nima, this NPC, seems to have a super soft light filter on his whole body, every move has a holy light that blinds people's eyes, even his face I can't even see clearly, the most painful thing is that the sound of her footsteps when walking is obviously wrong, rustling like a mollusk crawling in the grass... Temiao's voice is too familiar!

Yang Rui, Jun Ziben, and Xian Ge focused their attention on Xianyun Wild Goose. Goose Dada obviously lost the composure he had when dealing with the wax corpse Jennifer, and nervously raised his hand and pushed the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose : "Hello...we are-"

"Ah, you are my father's guests, right?" The NPC with soft light interrupted Goose, and made a cute gesture of putting his hands together, "What a coincidence, I just made dinner, come and sit here soon Let’s have a taste~ I’m so happy~ I haven’t had any customers for a long time~”

Xian Yun Ye Goose's complexion changed drastically, and he hurriedly turned his head and shouted "No"... But it didn't help. On the four chairs at the dining table, even the tableware was set in front of them.

"Fuck, I can't move!" Junzi wanted to draw his bow at that time, but his hands that seemed to be randomly placed on both sides of the tableware completely lost control.

Xianyun Yege quickly said: "Everyone, stop talking nonsense now, you can't skip the forced plot."

"What, what forced plot?" Xian Ge's voice trembled.

"Uh..." Yang Rui stared at the fish.

"Brother! Brother Yangliu! Please don't talk too much!" The gentleman was anxious.

The four of them were in so much pain here, the NPC over there picked up the big iron pot that was stewing on the coal stove and rustled towards the dining table, still happily reciting lines: "Dad I will be very happy, Dad likes to have guests coming, Dad was very gentle when we had guests last time~"

Xian Ge was unfortunately sitting closer to the coal stove, the rustling sound behind him was getting closer and closer, making this buddy's face pale and sweat pouring down his face, he glanced at Yang Rui and Eda who were directly opposite him in a panic, trembling Authentic: "Brothers, don't blame me if you break your perfect clearance later, I'm really not good at this kind of..."

"Damn it, don't force your way back, big brother! Just think about it calmly, how many chances do you have to get in the top row?!" The gentleman yelled anxiously.

Xianyun Yege said: "Don't panic, although the random book is messy, it generally won't break through the upper limit of the player's acceptance. If it is a live-action movie... vomit!!"

Even the geese vomited... Shuange, with his back to the NPC, immediately closed his eyes. The gentleman turned his head and glanced boldly, or curiosity killed the cat, and then he also vomited—he is more stupid and bold. I was afraid of the visual impact, it was purely vomited by the stench coming towards my face.

"What the hell is it? Why does it smell so strong? I don't want to open my eyes anymore?!" Xian Ge cried in fright.

The only surviving Yang Rui looked at the soft light NPC with an indifferent face and put the cauldron full of suspicious offal on the dining table. All over the floor, he looked at the shivering string song, the vomited goose, and Junzi Ben one by one, and finally... facing Yang Rui, the eye sockets seemed to be brightened, and there was a space distortion phenomenon.

"..." Yang Rui looked at the suspicious viscera that was still wriggling in the cauldron, which was not pink at all, and then looked at the NPC whose upper body was lying on the dining table, with a big soft face that was infinitely close, suddenly I understand what Goose means by the forced plot...

"Brother Goose, is this scene intentionally made to be disgusting?" Yang Rui stared at the dead fish and said.

"No, it's just hiding the clues in an exaggerated plot, vomit...cough, it doesn't matter if you say it's disgusting on purpose." Xianyun Yege struggled.

"Then... Anyway, as long as the players don't get scared off the line and don't mess up the lines, they can pass?" Yang Rui asked.

"It's not a battle scene, that's it." Xianyun Wild Goose said weakly, it was too uncomfortable to be able to close his eyes but not be able to cover his nose.

While the two of them were discussing, the NPC climbed up to the dining table, with his face almost pressed to Yang Rui's nose, and sweetly said in that crisp young female voice, "Do you like the dinner I prepared, sir? I cooked it carefully." Deliciously stewed~ I put all my heart and soul into making it~”

"Uh... I can feel the sincerity." Yang Rui twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "But it seems that the stewed food doesn't pay attention to half-cooked food, and the smell is too strong, have you removed the fishy smell?"

"Pfft!" The terribly disgusting goose was amused by his words, tilted his head and opened his eyes, "Brother Yangliu, don't you feel disgusted by this?"

"I'm not very sensitive to smells, but children's corpses are more difficult for me to accept." Yang Rui said indifferently, he still doesn't know how to compete with NPCs in acting skills after playing games for so long, it's just a matter of delaying the plot. Nothing else.

Players can only move their necks. Yang Rui's face was covered with breath from an NPC who couldn't see his face clearly. It smelled like the first breath of an old witch who hasn't brushed her teeth for a thousand years after waking up after a sleep. ...he himself just sniffed, and the goose sitting next to him vomited louder...

"Brother Yang, Yangliu, work hard and stare at her." Xianyun Yege's voice sounded as if it had been raped.

"Success." Yang Ruiduo was obedient, enduring the glare of the soft light and making eye contact with the NPC...

This trick is really effective, the NPC slowly straightened up and knelt down in the middle of the dining table, stretched his arms into the pot to pick up something, and muttered: "You must treat the guests well, or Dad will be angry... Gentlemen, please dine-" —”

As Goose said, although the random book is a product of evil planning... But it is really not bad enough to challenge the upper limit of the player's acceptance ability. This NPC did not perform enough to fish out the stuff in the pot and put it on the dinner plate. At this level, after reading the lines, her figure collapsed and dissipated like a shattered mirror, and the player's body returned to normal.

"Hey?" Yang Rui stretched out his hand to take a picture of the place where the NPC disappeared, but there was nothing there.

Xianyun Wild Goose got up immediately after being able to move, held his breath, stretched out his hand, lifted the pot, ran to the back of the long cabinet, put it down, and then ran out, wiping his sweat: "Okay, the plot is over, Xiange, you can open your eyes."

"Fuck, this level is so fucking fucked up, my nose is about to rot!" Jun Ziben yelled.

"It's okay, it's just a plot display... the meaning is similar to CG animation, but the method is a bit poor." Xianyun Yege opened the kitchen door for ventilation, "In this level, the place where the ballad fragments are hidden may not be the player Where it takes time to search, you must find clues from the plot display."

"Hey, speaking of this..." Yang Rui suddenly thought of something, "Brother Goose, does this book also have the setting of 'timeline'? Look, the first room we came in looks very impressive. It's like living alone, but we found dolls for children, and then in the second room, we saw the NPC Jennifer coming out of the kitchen, the 'sister'... Will 'living alone' and 'family' come out? Is it also a keyword?"

Xianyun Yege was a little surprised: "Have you noticed?"

Yang Rui was even more surprised than him: "What did I notice?"

"..." Rao Goose couldn't help being dumbfounded, "Uh...that's the key word 'family'. In the first room, the family items we can find are dolls nailed into the wall, and in the second room In the room, we can be sure that the items that belong to the family are half-burned collars. As for the kitchen..." He pointed to the position of the pot that he had just lifted and hidden, "The meat in the pot is also considered to belong to the family... right? " He also felt that it was difficult to describe, so he jumped over directly, "But...we have already noticed when we searched the living room. Focus on cars, machinery, etc. that adult men will pay attention to.”

Yang Rui himself only had thoughts but no thoughts, and Goose clarified his thoughts for him and he immediately reacted: "The concept of 'family' does not belong to the male host."

"Yes." Xianyun Wild Goose walked to the dining table, "One of the four sets of tableware is of a completely different grade from the other three...Combined with the description of Chi Guoguo in the lyrics, this 'warm home' The male master of the house does not regard the other three as family members. Then the player has to find clues from this way of thinking to solve the problem."

"In other words, the collection of songs should be done from the perspective of these three people who are not regarded as family members." Yang Rui also put his hand on the dining table.

Xianyun Wild Goose smiled: "When it comes to family, most of the first impressions are having dinner around the dining table."

Yang Rui stared at the dining table for a while, then raised his head in doubt: "But you said that players can't find the clues in the kitchen?"

Xianyun Yege smiled without saying a word, pinched his nose and went back behind the long cabinet, found the tongs beside the coal stove, picked up a piece of red-hot coal and came out: "It means you can't find it on the surface. This aspect has been hinted at before, Brother Yangliu, you should be able to guess it."

Yang Rui said "ah": "That burnt belt hints at this aspect!"

"..." Gentleman poked the lower string song with his arm, "Dude, those two seem to be having a spark?"

"...I really want to forcefully retreat." Xian Ge said lifelessly.

The sparks did appear—the goose put the red-hot coals on the dining table where the NPC disappeared, and the dining table immediately burst into flames as if being drenched in oil...and contrary to common sense, only the table was burning the same wooden floor There was no movement at all, and it burned to ashes within 20 seconds in a very unreasonable manner.

The ashes of the dining table left a line of words on the floor in a mysterious way:

"My sister won't leave~ But my brother will never be able to talk~ Dad, Dad, will you always be with me? You will always be with me~"