The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Two thoughts immediately popped up in Yang Rui's mind, both of which are quite old Internet terms, one is "the three views are completely destroyed", and the other is "the thunder is so tender that the inside is tender".Swallowing, Yang Rui said in disbelief, "Is it true? Has that kid's brain been struck by lightning? He eats grass by the side of the nest?!"

Maybe women will have other ideas after hearing Jun Wuyou's description, but in the eyes of a normal man, this kind of hooking up with female subordinates in the game is indeed a behavior that is so stupid that it is so embarrassing and disappointing.

The idea of ​​a straight man must be despised by the majority of girls and players, Jun Wuyou immediately slapped the table: "Who are you calling a fool?!"

"Miss Jun, don't worry about him, this guy is just an old-fashioned bun who just learned to play games on the Internet." Wu Wulin made it clear that the chariots and horses were standing at Jun Wuyou's side, and gave Yang Rui a faint look, "Be careful Use words, Yang Liu, take care of the mood of the female compatriots."

"I was wrong." Yang Rui immediately lowered his head to his chest, "Sister, you have a lot."

Jun Wuyou is also broad-minded, and waved his slender hand, "Forget it, you two are still reacting normally. My ex-boyfriend was the first to hear me say this, but the [beep——] reaction was actually First wonder if my old lady is really seducing Qingshenyi... I'll fuck it, Qingshenyi's [beep——] is [beep——] diamond-studded? If you are a woman, you have to kneel and lick it?!"

...well, so he deserves to be an ex-boyfriend.Yang Rui learned to be smart, so he didn't dare to say these words.

Wu Wulin calmly brought the topic to where he needed it: "Sister Jun, this time you believe that in the 'Goddess and Goddess Incident', they are deeply in love for a lifetime, right?"

Jun Wuyou pursed his lips and thought for a while: "You can't blame me, after all, since I entered the first ride, I have heard nothing good about Sha Feili..."

"Sha Feili is the ex-wife female player who was abandoned." Fifth Lin explained to Yang Rui, then looked at Jun Wuyou, and said with a smile, "I don't know Sha Feili, I know about this female player, right? , also from the forum... just like I didn't know you before, if your matter makes a fuss on the forum, then all I know is the news released by Yiqi..."

Jun Wuyou immediately raised his eyebrows, and a series of system silencers spewed out of his mouth. He shook his hair after cursing, "Then you let me see that girl, and I will judge for myself. If this person can help, I will help you." help."

"That's for sure. I made an appointment with Sha Feili a few days ago, and she will be able to arrive in Liangyin Town today..." Fifth Lin glanced at the system time, "It's almost here after all, I'll have news soon inform you."

"Uh..." Yang Rui couldn't help but say, "Sister Jun is also going to deal with Yiqi?"

"Of course, does this old lady deserve to suffer from being dumb?" Jun Wuyou slapped the table.

Wu Wulin said: "I have a friend in Yiqi, and I also heard from him that the gods and goddesses have been in the guild since the day before yesterday to black Miss Jun, so I tried to get in touch with Miss Jun here. Miss Jun is powerful, Ranked in the top 1000 on the warrior ladder."

The game career ladder list is ranked according to the main attribute of the player. If the primary attribute is the same, the secondary attribute is calculated, and the secondary attribute is the same as the sum of other attributes; the warrior profession is also a large population, and it is definitely not a dish to be in the top 1000.

... Seeing this, everyone probably understands that even if Yang Rui's attribute points are against the sky in the future... he will not be able to make it to the priest ranking list.

"The [beep——] usually looks like a dog, and I really didn't expect you to be such a thing..." Jun Wuyou hated it when he said it, and his knuckles were pressed, "Since This Dogecoin can’t control the chicken [beep——], so simply trample the chicken [beep——] into mud, hehehehe..."

The two men sitting there felt a chill between their legs, so Yang Rui quietly sent Wu Lin a private message: "This sister is a bit dangerous..."

"It's okay, I've tried it out, and she's still sensible not to step on her and hurt her feet. A straight-hearted person has a higher bottom line, and in terms of character, he's much more decent than Old Ke."

"..." Compared with Brother Kelong, Yang Rui really couldn't refute.

"When she quit the guild, all her equipment was thrown back into the guild warehouse. Just like that, most people can't do it."

Yang Rui thinks so too, he doesn't read many forums, but in the past half a month of playing games, he has seen many players turn their faces for equipment; and when he saw Jun Wuyou at the gate of the city last time, this sister's Body equipment, the appearance alone is enough to blind people's eyes.

Jun Wuyou calmed down after venting for a while, and then took the initiative to bring up the matter of dealing with Yiqi.These sisters are really tough, and the two men couldn't bear it when they opened their mouths: "The capital of love in the first life is the two guilds of one rider, and the two guilds are broken up. If you want to show off, you have no place to sell them. "

Wu Wulin only wanted to drive Yiqi away, and these sisters were much more ruthless than him: "Yiqi is an old-fashioned guild after all, "Second Continent" has played several games before, and there are a lot of loyal players who support it. It probably won’t be that easy to disperse.”

Jun Wuyou sneered: "That was the era of keyboard games in the past, and it was easy to pretend to be compared through the screen...Now in this virtual reality, players are face to face, and Qingshen I is not a movie king, his hypocrisy can be deceived How long? The actual physique of that guy is an abandoned house that fights the five scum, and he didn't make it to the top [-] on the ladder list. If it wasn't for the halo of the past and the pursuit of a bunch of little girls who were deceived by his face, how could he survive? Form a grand guild?"

Yang Rui was ignorant, and Fifth Lin was thoughtful.Indeed, the Game Masters will transition from keyboard games to the era of virtual reality, and there have indeed been many fluctuations.For example, the president of a certain guild used to give people the impression that he was a steady, reliable and charming uncle, but after he entered "Second Continent", he turned out to be a mediterranean beer belly with squinting eyes. A lot of people; another example is a so-called male god guild whose selling point is the young fresh meat of the new generation. , the well-known girl player ran away.

All in all, someone who can be called "a traitor as loyal" is not an ordinary person, at least a level that can be remembered in history; and an ordinary online game player is absolutely unable to treat acting as a daily experience , as long as someone pays careful attention, it can be said that it is everywhere.

"Sister Jun, by saying that, you mean that you know the black material of love for a lifetime?" Wu Wulin asked tentatively.

"That's not true, [beep——] usually pretends to be decent, if I didn't have this experience, I would have regarded him as a male god." Jun Wuyou resentfully said, "But since he asked me for sex, I don't know how many people I have dated before..."

"Uh... this aspect really can make the female players lose their favor with this group, but..." Fifth Lin was a little uncomfortable to say.

"In the eyes of male players, being flirtatious is not a big problem, right?" Jun Wuyou rolled his eyes and said discouragedly, "Then what do you think should be done?"

"I don't think we need to think so much." Yang Rui said seriously, "If someone can hunt down his ex-wife and abandon the capable female manager in the guild without hesitation, this person must be very confident in his own strength. Since In this way, let him know how ridiculous the strength he relies on is."

Jun Wuyou and Wu Wulin shuddered at this second-ranked speech, and they stared at Yang Rui for a while, then looked at each other silently.

"We discussed it before. Since it is an online game, it is indeed better to use the online game to decide the competition." Fifth Lin said.

"Well...Anyway, as long as I can trample on Affectionate One's lower body, I don't have anything else to worry about." Jun Wuyou's speech once again made the two men's legs feel cold, and they clapped the table. Looking at Yang Rui anxiously, "Let's do it this way, I'm going to pay for the purchase of equipment right now. Master, don't forget to bring me with you when you go to clean up people."

Yang Rui said honestly: "I've done almost all the preparation work, and I'm going to start work tonight, so I might not be able to wait for you."

"Then I'll pack up my equipment and rush over to find you!" Jun Wuyou said angrily and amusedly to Wu Lin, "I'm fighting for myself, not for killing Feili. I'll talk about her when I see her face." After she finished speaking, she got up and left the table, strode towards the door of the tavern, walked a few steps and then fell back, "I almost forgot, let's add friends, turn around It’s a pity that no one can be found.”

Of course Yang Rui would not refuse, and after adding friends, Jun Wuyou couldn't help sighing a few more words, "He's really a priest" and "I knew the ghost in front was chasing the fighter's ass" before leaving.

The sisters left in a hurry, Yang Rui couldn't help but wiped off his sweat: "This girl really has character."

"Besides being a little irritable, he's a nice guy." Fifth Lin nodded, "My friend is just an ordinary member of Yiqi, and only knows the monster-spawning points of his team; The former rider who quit managed."

"..." Only then did Yang Rui understand how this guy tried every means to win Jun Wuyou over.

"Also, the equipment that Qing Mo collected for you has been mailed here." Wu Wulin said and took out two pieces of equipment, and Yang Rui took it and saw that it was still a green suit.

"Duelist's Armguards"

"Although exposing thick arms can be used as a deterrent, arm guards that can provide defense are more practical."

"Physical stamina plus 10, agility plus 5."

"Charge Loincloth"

"Run faster! Faster!"

"Agility plus 10, strength plus 5."

"When equipped with Duelist's Armguard, the movement speed is increased by 25%. This effect disappears after 5 seconds after taking damage."

... Friends who have played Diablo 3, do they look familiar when they see the special effects of this equipment?

Yang Rui is no longer the Xiaobai he was more than half a month ago. When he saw the two-piece suit, his mouth was wide open: "This... is this expensive? Is it suitable?"

"It's quite suitable, even if it's not this level of equipment, it can't show Feng Qingmo's sincerity." Fifth Lin said quite calmly.

Yang Rui immediately tightened his chrysanthemum, and handed over the two pieces of equipment, "I am ashamed of this, I really can't accept it."

Wu Wulin didn't say much, "Alright then, I'll tell Qing Mo that you don't like these two things and let him bleed more."

Yang Rui quickly grabbed Fifth Lin's arm, grinning his teeth: "I'm talking about Lao Wu, why do I think there's something in your words?"

"What's the matter? Didn't I tell you that that kid Qingmo fell in love with you right away, and if he didn't treat you better, he would feel uncomfortable all over, and he didn't even want to play the game anymore." Fifth Lin was surprised.

"...Brother, what you said made me stand up..." Yang Rui's eyes twitched.

Wu Wulin turned his mind a few times before he realized what Yang Rui was worrying about, so he didn't laugh out loud, and said with a sullen face: "You'd better not believe a word that comes out of Lao Ke's mouth. Believe me, Qing Mo is straight, straight and straight, like when you see a beautiful woman's feet slipping. Before the five of us had a conflict with Jun Wuyou and the others, Qing Mo was not willing to spare half of his magic to Miss Jun."

... In the main city far away, Feng Qingmo, who was shopping with his sister, sneezed n times in a row.

After all, Yang Rui accepted the equipment.These armguards and loincloths can be worn regardless of type, from thieves to warriors, and the 25% increase in running speed when not attacked is the favorite of hunters.

Now Yang Rui, the upper body is the most common brown sleeveless leather jacket in the manga of the brave, with a wide leather belt around the waist, tight black combat leather pants on the long legs, high boots on the feet, and leather inlaid iron pieces Decorated armguards and iron gloves with exposed fingers, standing there, no matter how you look at it, it looks lively and energetic.

With a resounding "snap", Yang Rui, who had been secretly aggrieved for many days, looked at Wu Lin with piercing eyes: "Let's start, where should we start?"

Fifth Lin touched the tip of his nose, no nosebleed, fake cough and said solemnly: "Let's go from the town. Send those on the four main roads back to the resurrection point first, and then go outside the town to clear them one by one."