The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The three people who were teleported to the war relief were sent back about four to five minutes later. Just like when they disappeared, the warrior relief statue in the war group burst out with strong light again, and the light dissipated, and the three appeared in place.

"Damn it!!" No one cared about what happened to the third brother, their faces changed drastically, they covered their mouths and noses and backed away, and Brother Crucian, who was choking on tears, said in surprise: "What's going on, Yang Liu, you run away!" Did you swim in the cesspool?"

"..." Yaoge was in a trance and desperate, Dr. Liu seemed to have swallowed a fly, Yang Rui also had a face full of pain: "This... Really, the explanation is that we just killed a skunk, and we didn't expect that The thing exploded with poisonous gas before it died... that's it." Helplessly spread his hands, "From the team panel, you can see that this thing is a DEBUFF... It lasted for three to ten minutes and still hasn't been dispelled."

Most of the DEBUFFs in the game can be removed by the player's auxiliary dispersing skills, but some mandatory ones cannot be removed, such as the "Longwei" that will be affected at certain stages when pushing the dragon boss; at this moment, the three of Yang Rui It just came out with an inexplicable DEBUFF called "The Wrath of the Warrior of God", and the description displayed in the status bar is: "The ultimate lethal weapon of the Warrior of God: body odor infection. I want to know how terrifying it is for a man who hasn't bathed for 30 years Is it? Come closer... yes, come closer..."

"Is this another level of lethality..." Xianyun Wild Goose hid in the outermost circle, pinching his nose and complaining sympathetically, "Brother Yangliu is naturally gifted and immune to odors, I know that, but I remember Doctor Liu Is it normal to have a nose with Yaoge?"

Yaoge kept silent as if he was tired of thinking about SHI, Doctor Liu reluctantly said: "There is only one monster in the teleportation, the combat power is not high but the whole body is full of stench, the monster and I can't bear it at the beginning... But the monster exploded instantly after dying , the smell dyed all three of them, but now I don’t feel anything, I wonder if the olfactory nervous system has been paralyzed.” Speaking of this, Dr. Liu felt a sense of shattering his three views, angrily, “Old man I have been in the industry for many years, and I have regarded the smell of corpses as nothing, but I did not expect to be defeated by the power of the "body odor" of living people today. As expected, a mountain is higher than a mountain.

"Pfft, hahahahaha!!" A group of merciless bastards burst into ruthless ridicule without mercy and without the loyalty of comrades in arms.

"Based on the experience of the three Yangliu brothers, the six groups of relief sculptures in this building are likely to represent six different scenes. Some of these scenes should be traps, and some of them may be our "arrogance" Clues to checkpoints.” After laughing, Xian Yun Ye Goose analyzed with a serious face, “I think it is more feasible for the reliefs of the first group of ‘battlefield’ to belong to ‘trap’ and ‘mine’. In fact, if you exclude Brother Yangliu With this special factor, it is entirely possible for other people to go in and destroy the group. For example, now... none of us have the courage to approach them within ten meters, let alone go up to kill monsters."

"Huhu...don't mention this, Goose Daddy, I can't bear the pain in my stomach." Qian Moyou wailed while supporting her waist.

Yaoge still had an expression of wanting SHI, Doctor Liu didn't mind so much when he came back, and said: "I agree with Brother Goose, just now the crucian carp tried it, and the stone statue no longer teleports people after we go in, which means The scene in these reliefs can only be generated once, and it will be gone once you enter it. People who break through the level can’t engage in scouting. Luck, try one by one without reducing staff, then we have to discuss which group of reliefs to enter next."

After all, it is a live broadcast of the entire event, and if it fails, the great gods will feel bad about it-if the ordinary random song would have been forcibly offline, they would not be willing to accept this kind of humiliation...

In the six groups of relief statues in the dome hall, Yang Rui walked over the "battlefield" several times, and the remaining five groups are: banquet, men and women having a tryst in the garden, hunting on horseback, working in the farmland, and the execution ground.

"Banquet" is the largest group of reliefs. The main body cannot be seen. Dozens of well-dressed men and women are drinking and chatting, and there are several servants carrying drinks and food. One of them accidentally rolled the fruit to the ground.

"Men and Women Meeting in the Garden" has the least number of people. The two young people in the close-up take the largest frame, and the backs of several busy gardeners and servants are hidden among the flowers and trees.

The number of animals in the "Horse Hunting" is more than that of humans. The young nobles wearing puff-sleeve fitness pants are hunting on horseback, rather than walking among the prey on their horses.

"Working in the Farmland" is a bit like a famous painting, with women and children working hard in the fields, without adult men.

The "execution ground" is a forest of gallows, full of ragged people who can't see life and death.

"This... It seems that it is not easy to see which group can be associated with 'arrogance', right?" Feng Qingshang said, "I am not interested in religion, and I vaguely remember that 'arrogance' is quite The serious original sin is still something. In this way, it seems that the "execution ground" is related... But I have the impression that this kind of "crime" is not qualified for ordinary people, and it is only used against people with status. Judging from the details of the relief, the hanged corpse above does not look like a hanged noble.”

"Yo, you are still anti-religious." Xianyun Yege smiled, "Indeed, 'arrogance' in the Seven Sins is really the only crime that does not target civilians, 'positioning yourself as better than God or others The existence of 'this kind of judgment is too lethal to the secular morality of the Middle Ages, and it is not necessary to hang the common people."

"Then we only need to choose one of 'banquet', 'garden' and 'hunting'?" Yang Rui said.

"'Garden' can be ruled out, no matter how you look at it, this scene is only related to 'lust'." Dr. Liu said, "There is also this 'hunting'... I think it can also be ruled out. Look carefully at the rabbits and deer on the ground. It seems that they were being driven by a large group of people to send them to the young masters on horseback, but the crowd driving the prey was not shown in the relief..." Turning to look at the wild geese, "Then what is 'arrogance' There seem to be overconfidence and self-obsession in the religious explanations, if a few riders are related to the keyword 'arrogance', wouldn't it be necessary to rely on external forces for hunting?"

Xianyun Yege smiled wryly: "It's hard to say. Religion has followed the old routine from ancient times to the present. The power of interpretation is only in the hands of a few people. It doesn't matter what others explain. No matter what they explain, it will be round. .If this dungeon faithfully plays the set of 'religious atmosphere', it means that any reversal is possible." Pointing to the relief, "explain with unreasonable logic, then this group portrait It can also be called "arrogance" to hide the servants who drive the prey and show the force of several of the main noble figures. To put it bluntly, with the concept of religion, who is guilty and who is not guilty, that is, it depends on the mainstream belief group If you don't fit in, the executioner who fits in the gregarious is also a devout believer, and the king who doesn't fit in is also a proper 'original sin'."

"Uh..." The corners of Doctor Liu's mouth started to twitch.

"The two groups of reliefs of 'Hunting' and 'Banquet' that are the most suspected, played a little trick... The other relief groups can more or less tell which of the main characters is, such as 'Farmland' at the front The woman at the front of the 'Execution Ground' is relatively complete." Xianyun Wild Goose continued, "As for the two groups of 'Hunting' and 'Banquet', it is difficult to distinguish which character is the protagonist in the group. , are all mixed together. The group portraits for movie posters let the main character stand in the middle, and the middle position of these two sets of reliefs just happens not to stand people."

"Indeed." Dr. Liu stroked his chin in deep thought.

"I said... just give it a try and it's over." Yang Rui stared at the dead fish and said, "All the staff will enter and cover each other to increase the survival rate. This scene is not dangerous enough to eat people."

Goose slapped his head, awkwardly: "I'll go, I'm on the edge of a dead end."

Just do it, the thirteen great gods immediately gathered in front of the largest "banquet" relief group portrait, put their arms around each other, and I, who is the most resistant to damage, would willingly touch it——then another flash of light, 13 people All disappeared from the domed hall.

It is different from the imaginary crisis... There is no danger after being teleported to the "banquet" scene, but a relaxed atmosphere accompanied by melody and laughter instantly overwhelmed everyone; magnificent rooms, well-dressed gentlemen and ladies, dancing The girls with their bodies, the performance troupe playing music, and the waiters and servants carrying food and wine shuttled through the crowd, seemed to have jumped to the wrong set and parachuted from a malicious live broadcast event to a carnival scene full of exotic customs.

"To the warriors of the empire."

When the great gods looked around cautiously or confusedly, a lady with a long skirt and flushed cheeks raised a glass to the group of them, and immediately, the men and women around laughed happily, as if they heard some funny joke .

"Who let them in?" A fat man suddenly shouted angrily, "Guards! Get them out! Don't let the barbarians disturb His Excellency's dinner party!"

"Damn it?" The gods were astonished, and suddenly... the scene changed again, just like a movie cut, a group of people were thrown into a dark place before they could look at the details of the banquet scene, and the darkness was still there. It affects everyone's sight distance, and you can only see clearly within two meters around you.

"It stinks!" Qian Mo covered her nose.

"Eh? We're far away." Yang Rui said hurriedly.

"It's not about us..." Dr. Liu frowned, "It's that this place smells bad too."

"Prison? Dungeon?" Xianyun Wild Goose moved its feet, "Is there stagnant water, underground buildings?"

"I can't see anything, I'll fire a flare." Kou Qiuqiu said, raising his hand while speaking—"Ah! Skills can't be used!"

Kou Qiuqiu yelled this voice and all the great gods found out... Although the skill bar is not locked, the skill cannot be activated. If it is activated forcibly, a system prompt that looks like a taunt will pop up: "Don't try to use force here, stupid barbaric people."

"Who wrote the copy, I want to hit him, okay!" Qian Moyou was furious.

"Crack!" With a sound, I willingly used my long sword to draw a mark on the wall, "The attribute points are still there, including the equipment bonus."

"Could it be that this scene is not a banquet... but a prison escape?" Xianyun Wild Goose also touched a place similar to the edge, but his place is not a wall, but a wooden fence made up of thigh-thick wooden pillars. He drew out his weapon and slashed twice , the wooden pillar didn't move at all, and the skin was cut with a small hole, "I'll go, the quality of this wood is a bit too high."

"Uh... let me say." The voice of Brother Dongfeng who also spread out to check the surroundings came from the darkness, "Then what, I have a corpse here."

"Fuck!" Those who are more taboo about this, such as the two goddesses, Kou Qiuqiu, and the golden partner immediately move in the opposite direction from Brother Dongfeng's voice, and those who are not taboo, such as Dr. Liu, Eda, and Yang Rui, directly move towards Dongfeng Brother touched the past: "What kind of corpse, can you search for it?"

"I don't know how to say it..." Wanli's voice to send Dongfeng was very complicated, "Uh... is Feng Qingshang here, can you answer?"

Everyone was very surprised why Brother Dongfeng asked this, but after a few seconds of silence... the perceptive person noticed something was wrong, and Xiange said in surprise: "Feng Qingshang? Hurry up!"

"Who, who saw Feng Qingshang?" Qian Moyou trembled.

"Eh, when I was at the banquet just now, I remembered that Feng Qingshang seemed to be there?" Kou Qiuqiu said.

"I'll wipe—look at who is around!" Xian Ge said.

During this period, the three people who were not afraid of taboos finally touched the vicinity of Brother Dongfeng. Although the two-meter line of sight would not hit people, it also brought a lot of inconvenience to the movement... "Pey!" Seeing the situation in this corner clearly The three of them immediately understood why Brother Dongfeng was so hesitant and entangled with Mao—a scarred man with his head hanging down was nestled in the corner of the wall. Judging from the amount of blood loss, it is impossible to recover... What's more, this person is wearing the same equipment as Feng Qingshang, and he is holding Feng Qingshang's usual dagger in his hanging hand, even the hairstyle is the same of.

The equipment in "Second Continent" except for a few artifacts, most of the best equipment is not a single piece, such as Yang Rui's head equipment "Taofang Zhang's Goggles", Dr. Liu who has the ability to single-wield wild and dungeon boss There is also one; Feng Qingshang's top-quality equipment is generally said to be difficult to get together, and after getting a few pieces, it is very easy to get other parts with similar shapes to play COS. The problem is...the place they are in is The live event copy is not in the wild...

Xianyun Wild Goose was the first to wake up from the impact, and quickly leaned over and squatted down to straighten the corpse's head... Then the goose vomited, retracted its hand like lightning, and quickly backed away.

The face of this corpse has been shaved off, so there is no such thing... The viewers of the live broadcast saw this scene with a mosaic, and the group of them who were broadcasting live did not have this kind of treatment.

"I just looked at it, and I can't be sure if it belongs to an NPC or a player just because the face is gone." Brother Dongfeng hurriedly said, "There is no system prompt after touching it, and the team panel can't be opened... the strangest thing We just came in for a while, and we didn't hear any fighting."

"Let me take a look." Dr. Liu is a crispy ranger. If you belong to the dare-wave category, you may not be able to kill him in seconds. Seeing that the goose has tested it and is not in danger, he rolled up his sleeves and leaned forward, "Tsk tsk, at least five types The scars caused by the weapon, there are a large number of defensive wounds on the outer parts of the arms... Most of the wounds are shallow, that is, the damage has been resisted and avoided a lot, so the cause of death should be excessive blood loss..."

"Hey, doesn't the person hang in the dungeon immediately turn white and disappear, how can there be a corpse left?" Yang Rui frowned.

"This is not Feng Qingshang." Dr. Liu and Goose said in unison, Xianyun Yege was surprised at the synchronization rate between Dr. Liu and him, and quickly raised his hand to signal for Dr. Liu to come.

"It is said that there is no corpse left when a player dies. The most important thing is to instantly kill a player of Feng Qingshang's strength. The only possibility is to play the plot kill, but the premise of the plot kill is that the player must step on the mine and step on the trap. , and the scene we just came in does not have the time condition for stepping on thunder; and using such a "corpse" to remind us that Feng Qingshang died not from an unreasonable plot killing, but from being besieged, then this is in line with the The time conditions are in conflict. What does this irrational and illogical appearance imply? It implies that Feng Qingshang did not hang up, but entered the official plot of this scene, asking us to solve the mystery and rescue him. "Doctor Liu clapped his hands and got up, "This is the same as when a teammate is locked in a trap when playing a dungeon, and to save a teammate, the trap must be knocked out."

"In that case... the plot is 'the warrior who was expelled from the banquet, and after being imprisoned in the dungeon, someone died at the hands of his companions'?" Yang Rui suddenly asked.

"Hmm... the extraction is a little rough and simple, but that's what it says." Xianyun Yege said.

"Wait a minute, it doesn't make any sense. Those who come into this plot are all people who want to clear the level, whether it's the player or us, why do you want to attack your companions?" Yang Rui asked suspiciously.

"Role-playing, one of us was forced to play the role of a 'betrayer'. He didn't act or realize it himself, but he was put on the hat of a murderer." Xianyun Wild Goose smiled, "We In the banquet hall, the NPCs called us "Empire Warriors". The plot is upon us."

"Oh!" Yang Rui came around this bend, clenched his fists and clapped his hands and nodded, "No wonder, if you are forced by the plot, it doesn't matter if you are weak in logic."

"...What the hell are you talking about?" Wan Lisong Dongfeng looked confused.

"Doctor Liu, Yangliu, and Eda! Are you three together?" the voice of Xiange came from the darkness.

"Here, there are Dong Zi and the suspected Feng Qingshang's corpse." Doctor Liu replied.

"Brother Gan didn't go with you?" Xian Ge said.

"No ah?"

"I'm going, Brother Gang is gone!" Xian Ge said, "I just reported the ID and nodded, but Brother Gan didn't respond."

"Hey, I'm willing to cut down the wall just now?" The goose was shocked.

"That's right, I remember... that direction." Yang Rui pointed his hand into the darkness.

"Go over and have a look." Doctor Liu set off immediately.

"Hey, just leave Feng Qingshang alone later?" Wan Li sent Dongfeng hurriedly.

"That's not Feng Qingshang, it's just a prop that symbolizes Feng Qingshang. Walk and walk." Yang Rui waved and shouted in the direction of others, "This place is weird, everyone try to stand together and keep in sight of each other." ah!"

"... Really don't worry about it?" Wan Li sent Dongfeng scratching his head.

The four of them groped forward on the stagnant water for a while, and Yang Rui found the place where I had just cut a trace on the wall with his strong sense of space and the memory ability of listening to the wind and arguing: "That's it, this fresh trace should be I cut it when I was willing to try to count strength points. I remember... He slapped the wall with his hand after he cut the wall. The knight armor glove he was wearing made a very clear sound when he slapped the wall. It should be walking on the wall A few steps, based on where I was standing and facing - he walked towards my left, so it should be in this direction."

"Brother Yangliu, not only do you have an abnormal sense of smell and super intuition, how can you be so keen in the dark?" Xianyun Wild Goose sighed after being refreshed in his world view.

"The main thing is that I am willing to walk around in armor. If you ask me how other people wearing magic robes and leather armor move in the dark, I will feel numb." Yang Rui was modest.

The four of them stepped along the wall where I would have walked, but they didn't find anything new until they reached the end and turned the corner.

"Eh... If I'm willing to be 'victim', the 'corpse' should be in this area." Yang Rui scratched his scalp.

"Wait a minute...it seems that there is another possibility." Xianyun Wild Goose rubbed his chin and said, "When we entered this scene, I was willing to lead, and the others put their arms around each other to form an irregular S shape The curve came in, right? In the banquet hall, everyone was thrown to this place within ten seconds of letting go of their hands. The degree of dispersion of everyone is relatively limited, and the positions are not very scattered."

"Oh yes." Doctor Liu understood, "Yangliu, Yaoge and I have a strong body odor, so we are separated from other people and hung on the tail, and then those who can bear it will hit us, and those who can't bear it will hit me. On the other side of Xin Gan - Feng Qingshang couldn't bear the strange smell more than Qian Moyou. He was standing directly behind my Xin Gan, in a position closer to the center of the crowd. But after teleporting to this place, he suddenly came out of the crowd Disappeared... The light problem and the large number of us, it is not sure whether he disappeared when he came in or when everyone spread out to search the surrounding area, but I remember that since we came in, Qianmoyou was all because of this place. He complained about the stench of the environment, but he didn't say anything."

Yang Rui immediately felt that his scalp was a little fried: "Doesn't that mean that the plot routine in this has the strange power to teleport people? This is a bit out of line!"

"Uh... so what, did you hear the sound of dripping water?" Wan Li sent Dongfeng hesitantly.

"How do you say it?" The three of them focused their attention on Brother Dongfeng.

"That's right, when we walked around, there was a sound of water when we stepped on standing water, and there was a sound of water when they stood in a group and walked occasionally." Wan Li sent Dongfeng, "But the sound of treading water is different from the sound of dripping water... just During the time we walked close to the base of the wall, I heard two or three sounds of water droplets falling from above mixed with the sound of treading water, and I am sure that there was no such sound of dripping water before."

The author has something to say: Let me explain, I didn’t write about the Champions Cup because I was at the end of my game when it came to writing about team battles_(:зゝ∠)_

In MM's five-on-five competition, there are actually only so many routines to play... 囧There are limited strategies to determine the outcome, and more depends on teamwork and individual strength.

It’s embarrassing to always write about accidents and inexplicable small universe explosions_(:зゝ∠)_