The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"Huh?" Dr. Liu's eyes lit up. The best part of group wisdom is that everyone's discoveries and ideas in the discussion can affect other people and complement each other's shortest piece of wood in the bucket; Yang Rui's statement gave him The new way of thinking, he slightly compared it with his old way of thinking, and immediately chose the latter, "Oh, right - kill all the 'imperial warriors' who came in, and then pretend to be internal strife and destroy the group. Come to the 'divine nature', leave a few benchmark figures to put on the hat of 'suspect' and then use the so-called 'pardon' to forgive the sins of these people, and throw them back on the battlefield as consumables to fully explore the maximum use value."

"WT?!" This time, no one can keep up with Dr. Liu's train of thought.

"In this case, Xiao Yang, Yaoge and I will play the roles of the survivors in the internal strife... But even those who are useful and are left behind are not qualified to cross class barriers, so the NPCs at the banquet The ridicule was aimed at the three of us—" Dr. Liu tilted his head and thought hard, "There must be some hint of solving the problem, what exactly is it?"

"Um... Dr. Liu, you seem to have said something terrible just now." Kou Qiuqiu said with the corners of her mouth twitching, "According to what you mean, it means that except for the three of you who have body protection, everyone else may be killed." disappear'?"

"Without the blessing of the title of Imperial Warrior, which is ridiculed but has certain use value, it seems quite normal to be treated as a sacrifice." Yaoge stared at the dead fish.

"Are you proud of yourself, you monster! What's so proud of being smelly!" Qian Moyou shouted, and her good girlfriend Aurelia quickly pulled her back.

"At least we are still here now, Feng Qingshang who was 'disappeared' and they don't know where to throw them." Xian Ge smoothed things over,

"...Xiange, your words are not comforting at all, okay?" Aurelia's eyes were dead.

The "unknown" has always been the scariest thing, because "unknown" can activate the greatest fear fantasy of human beings in the shadows... If this level allows a group of great gods to beat up the super-photographic zombie gods, it will not be like it is now Mourning, maybe the strongest fighting power will erupt due to the pressure of nausea and panic...

There is no reasoning and problem-solving route at all in this deliberate event, and Dr. Liu is a person who follows the rules. Even if he understands the routine pattern of this dungeon, he can't urinate in a pot. Dr. Liu is so anxious. wall--

At this moment, Yaoge, who had been in low spirits, suddenly started to move...

Yaoge is usually a bit of a naughty and evil person, but judging people by their appearance is superficial. He is actually a person who pays attention to the quality of life and has strong self-control... In private, he is a player of the team "Everything Is Empty" Everyone calls him the big steward of life, and his status in the team is actually similar to that of Yang Rui, that is to say... Yao Ge has a cleanliness habit, hates dirty and messy environments, and even more hates odors.

This kind of demon song is covered with the body odor of imperial warriors...It is normal to be depressed, and it is always hit by the disgust in the shallow and dark, and the anger value slowly accumulates to the critical point—so when everyone desperately wants to Having no idea what to do, when Qian Moyou once again showed a clear attitude of alienating him, the buddy ran away, leaning towards Qian Moyou silently with a burst of blue veins on his forehead.

"Fuck, you are going to die! Stay away from me, stay away from me!" Qian Moyou's face turned pale, she wanted to run but was afraid that she would be "disappeared" out of everyone's sight.

"What did you say? Didn't hear clearly, repeat it again?" Yaoge pretended to be stupid and was stunned.

"Want to die, monster! I'll make you happy!" Qian Moyou was furious, pulled out her dagger and stepped forward, before she was within the attack range, she couldn't help herself, turned around and fled.

"Hey, live broadcast, you two, calm down—" Brother Crucian saw that something was wrong and wanted to hold Yaoge back, but he got within [-] centimeters and was able to hold each other with his hands, when he was stabbed by a super close range. The smell of the nose made her dizzy and backed away again and again, "Yangliu, change hands!"

Yang Rui didn't know whether to laugh or cry and came up to hold Yaoge up.

"Yangliu, let me go, Qianmoyou is talking to me, I have to lean over and be more careful, or I won't be respectful enough." Yaoge struggled.

"I'll go light, light brother, my strength is not as strong as yours, and if you mess around, I can only get on my feet." Yang Rui said.

"Are you brother Yangliu!" Yaoge said angrily.

"No!" Yang Rui said firmly.

"Fuck—"

...The barrage in the live broadcast went crazy, and the viewers who had just swiped countless contempt emojis at Yaoge sent countless sympathy and forgiveness to him without a stand...

Dr. Liu, who was scratching the wall, watched the farce, blinked his eyes a few times, and suddenly made a move...and grabbed Xiange nearby.

"Liu woo woo woo woo (doctor Liu, what are you doing)?!" Xian Ge covered her nose in horror, trying to get rid of it.

"Don't move, I'll do an experiment." Dr. Liu stared at the only DUBUFF icon in his status bar: "Wrath of the Warrior of God" - the ultimate lethal weapon of the warrior of God: body odor infection.Want to know how scary it is for a man who hasn't showered for 30 years?Come closer... yes, come closer...

Brother crucian carp can't bear the smell attack at close range, let alone string song... Within a few seconds, this handsome guy burst into tears, and desperately called his good friend: "Oh, oh, oh (monster, help!) )!!"

The others, including Yaoge, were all shocked by Dr. Liu's actions. Yaoge was so shocked that he forgot to struggle, and gasped, "Liu, Doctor Liu, when did my brother Xiange offend you? I apologize to you on his behalf..."

"What are you talking about, the status bar you see by yourself... Oh no, you can't see each other's status bar here." Doctor Liu couldn't help laughing, "Recall, the DEBUFF description we brought out from the war relief scene What is there, do you remember?"

"Uh—body, body odor infection?!" Kou Qiuqiu, who has a good memory, screamed.

"By the way!" Dr. Liu stared at Xiange with piercing eyes, "Of course, I'm not sure whether this explanation is just for show or it really has this effect. After the body odor is infected, the sensitivity to this smell will be greatly reduced."

Xian Ge cried bitterly: "Don't, don't, I'll ascend to the sky, Dr. Liu, before I get infected! Let my brother down!"

Dr. Liu was overjoyed: "You let go of your hand! You don't understand your nose!"

"—Eh?" Xian Ge looked down at his hand, sniffled his nose, blinked his eyes, belatedly, "Hey, the smell is much weaker, so it's not offensive or eye-catching?"

"Look at the status bar, is it infected?" Dr. Liu was excited.

"It's infected!" Xian Ge was even more excited, he survived it!

The two of them were excited on one side, while the others on the other side had the opposite reaction... "——There are still such operations!!" Everyone worked together, complaining with blue veins all over their foreheads, "The religious atmosphere of damn shit, The plan of the dog is simply trying to trick people!!"

... The barrage in the live broadcast room frantically swiped 233333, and there were also people who liked the planner. The current audience is really less and less sympathetic.

"Don't worry about that for now, hurry up and get infected." Dr. Liu stretched out his hand to other people, but whoever he looked at turned pale and hid back, "What are you doing? It only takes ten or 20 seconds, bear with it and it will pass, take the initiative to take the initiative."

"...I choose death." Qian Moyou's complexion turned white and red, hesitated for half a second before making a decision, turned around and ran into the darkness.

"I'm afraid you can't help it!" Yaoge's eyes lit up, and he slapped Yang Rui's hand off and chased after him.

Doctor Liu was furious: "Yang Liu! Aurelia!"

Yang Rui stepped forward and kicked Yaoge down, Aurelia hugged Qian Moyou's waist...

"Is it okay? I'm still a child!" Dr. Liu stomped his feet angrily. "This old man finally found a way out. Anyone who doesn't know the way will step on the old man's corpse!"

"You exposed Doctor Liu by cutting the black side..." Kou Qiuqiu said weakly.

Under the pressure (of an active middle-aged forensic doctor), a group of great gods have to accept the infection honestly no matter how unwilling they are... The three girls Qian Moyou, Aurelia and Kou Qiuqiu supervised each other and came to touch Xiange As for the arm, brother crucian carp was handed over to Yang Rui, and Wanli sent Dongfeng to Dr. Liu.As for Yaoge, who seems to be a little bit psychologically distorted... he didn't get a "job".

With Xian Ge’s soft character, the girls just can’t resist kicking him; Brother Crucian Fish is also easy to deal with, although he is not as talented as Yang Rui, but it’s okay to endure with perseverance; he looks very cooperative Brother Dongfeng, the moment Doctor Liu approached him...became a deserter with a sacrificed face.

"..." Doctor Liu was expressionless.

"..." Brother Dongfeng looked embarrassed, "Uh... I didn't do it on purpose, it was the instinct to survive that made me subconsciously dodge."

"Don't be all over the place." Dr. Liu scolded, "All the other girls are on it, why don't you feel embarrassed?"

Brother Dongfeng struggled, squatted down silently, propped his hands on the water-filled ground, and did push-ups: "...Okay, come on."

"What kind of operation are you doing?" Doctor Liu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"When you are punished to do push-ups, no one can stop it if you get close to it. Hurry up, brother Liu. I have to think about survival before I get infected after doing a hundred." Brother Dongfeng said depressingly.

... The close-up picture of Dr. Liu twitching the corner of his mouth frantically flashed 2333 and Hao Meng screaming. If Dr. Liu knew that Brother Dongfeng's tossing has resulted in the birth of countless new Dongzi fans, he might vomit blood.

The moment all nine people were infected with DEBUFF... The dark underground prison suddenly became brighter, and the entire prison that could only be explored in the dark was exposed in front of everyone: the prison was actually hundreds of square meters in size, and the ground was scattered with countless There are few broken bones, and there are various kinds of insects crawling and wriggling on the walls and corners. In the corner where the group of them stood, a little to the left, there is a lonely white thigh bone stuck in the crack of the brick. There's a rodent poking around...

"...It's better not to be able to see clearly." Even a tough guy like Brother Dongfeng couldn't bear it, and then he curiously looked up in the direction where he heard the sound of water drops, "Ah!!"

Curiosity dealt a heavy blow to Dongzi's steel-plated mind, and also stung other people who subconsciously followed his line of sight. , an astonishingly large spider web, and thirteen human-sized cocoons hanging down from the spider web; two of these thirteen cocoons were completely damaged, with the lower half gone, and the inside was empty, still The lower end of one cocoon was cracked only by a palm-width and half-meter-long gap. In the gap, a human figure wearing warrior equipment similar to that of the idle cloud wild goose could be vaguely seen. dripping from time to time...

"Damn it...it's a bit too much to be curious!" Yang Rui shouted, "Is the sound of water droplets coming from here! Is what we heard the sound of my favorite human figure breaking out of the cocoon! Planning for me is like a broken silkworm" Apologize for this idiom!!"

Wanli sent Dongfeng to slowly look away, looked at Yang Rui, and said sincerely, "When are we going to the headquarters of the game company, Xiao Yang, don't leave a good glass for these plans."

"It's okay if there are fewer people, but if there are too many people, the group violence will not end." Dr. Liu said from the side, even if this remark doesn't seem to be dissuading, it's more like offering advice...

Tucao planning is something gamers love to hear, and the bullet screen is crazy, inviting people to shout and support CALL, and the director who is in charge of the live broadcast quietly sent a text message to the operation director who participated in this live broadcast: "Is it a bit too much?" Well, it's not surprising that the entire audience entertains the audience, but this isn't a variety show..."

Not long after, the director of the live broadcast received a tearful reply from his colleague: "What can I do? The people above asked to put it there. Do I have to resist orders in the face?"

In the event copy, not long after the light was restored, footsteps came from the corridor outside the prison fence.They are all infected with the "blame man"... No, the nine great gods of the "Imperial Warriors" who symbolize body odor silently came to the wooden fence, and the nine pairs of indifferent eyes aimed at the figure approaching on the aisle with the sound of trampling...

The first person to come was a guy wearing a complicated priest's robe, followed by a bunch of fully armed soldiers.The group of NPCs glanced coldly at the door of the prison, and there was a soldier who looked like a soldier and opened the door with a key; Dr. Liu immediately winked at everyone, and before the NPCs shouted, they spontaneously lined up—— Yaoge The fighters, brother crucian carp, and the boxing fighters of Xiange lined up in the front, and the others lined up in the back. Healer Kou Qiuqiu stood in the middle.

Yaoge, who was the first to go out, sneaked into the space pocket on his lower waist, found that he could open it, and then pretended to swing his arm lightly to give a signal to the back. The moment Xiange stepped out of the prison, he immediately protected Kou Qiuqiu behind him, and the others grabbed the target nearby and launched an attack——

Yaoge threw out the blade storm with his hand, and roared while spinning: "Go to the plot of Nima! Go to the plot of Nima!"

"Die, die, die!" Qian Moyou drew out a dagger like the wind, slashing people like chopping meat.

"..." Wanli sent Dongfeng expressionless, his moves were ruthless, and he did everything he could.

Dr. Liu directly singled out the BOSS priest, wielding the dagger so that even his own people could not get close: "Eat the sanctions of the old man's atheism! Eat the trial of the old man's atheism! Eat the iron fist of the old man's materialism!"

Yang Rui insisted that if he killed a soldier, he would have no place to attack. He shouted anxiously, "Hey, hey, brothers and sisters, you have to learn the basics when fighting monsters!"

"Basic method of God special meow..." Kou Qiuqiu, the only one who can maintain normal, can't laugh or cry.

The shivering live broadcast director received another short message from his colleague: "You said that as far as their combat effectiveness is concerned, if you don't suppress it from the perspective of the plot, the audience will only be able to watch the bulldozer performance throughout..."

"..." The live broadcast director had nothing to say.

According to the rhythm of the plot, all the great gods should wait for the BOSS priest to preach and enlighten him, and then be forgiven for his crimes... But the great gods who forcibly overturned the BOSS and its younger brother as soon as they came out are not interested in paying attention to this now, directly Break out of the prison, kill to the surface, wipe out the army guarding outside, and find the map from the soldier NPC, fight all the way to the palace where the nobles are...

If they follow the plot, their next step is to come to the palace. Of course, killing them directly is not much slower than following the plot... After entering the palace, they will walk all the way to clear monsters. All the NPCs they meet Turning over, ignoring the progress of the plot, and not caring about solving puzzles—after washing the palace with blood, and when the nine great gods drew their swords and looked around in a daze, someone finally remembered to ask the next step: "Is it all killed? Is it gone? "

"It should be gone, I searched all over." Dr. Liu said.

"Uh... what should we do next? Feng Qingshang and the others couldn't find it, and the key words of arrogance... haven't been cracked yet." Kou Qiuqiu stared at Dead Fish and said.

Dr. Liu and Kou Qiuqiu looked at each other for a few seconds, then clapped their hands together: "Oh."

"... Sure enough, you didn't think about anything!" Kou Qiuqiu exaggeratedly dropped the staff in her hand, and sat down on the ground in frustration.

"It can't be said that I didn't think about anything. We didn't go out after all the NPCs were cleared, which shows that this scene is indeed the location of the 'arrogance' keyword for customs clearance. We just haven't found the trick." technology), and the embarrassment was thrown away with a flick of the head, "This-there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain."

"...I want Goose Daddy!" Kou Qiuqiu said with tears.

"Ahem, Xiao Yang, do you have any fancy ideas?" Dr. Liu forcibly changed the subject.

Yang Rui was expressionless: "I will never play with you guys in the future. You are not as good at robbing monsters as you are."

"Is this what you care about!"

"Cheer up, Yangliu! Be normal, Yangliu!"

Yang Ruicai didn't care how many people were complaining about him, and turned back with furious eyebrows: "It's fine for the others. When you people say that others are abnormal, first look in the mirror!"

Kou Qiuqiu, lying on the ground, said unyieldingly, "Wait, row me out!"

"Oh yes, Qiuqiu is going to row out." Yang Rui said.

Xian Ge, a lonely young man of literature and art, didn't get involved in selling stupidity. He waited until everyone had finished complaining before he said: "Didn't Sherlock Holmes say that when all the impossible is ruled out, the rest, no matter how incredible it is, is the ultimate truth... ..."

"Did Holmes say that? Not Kindaichi?" Yaoge was puzzled.

"It should be Conan Doyle." Dr. Liu said.

"Hey, isn't Conan's surname Edogawa?" Brother Crucian was at a loss.

"Such a group of guys actually have the nerve to complain about other people's abnormality." Yang Rui's mouth twitched, "Xiange, go ahead, ignore them."

Xian Ge's eyes were dead: "I mean... since all the NPCs are dead, we haven't found any clues to break the level, and it hasn't been spread like the battlefield scene where Yang Rui and you three entered just now... Then it seems that the only thing left is One result, those of us who have been tainted with the smell of 'Imperial Warriors'... are the sinners of the crime of arrogance."

As soon as Xian Ge's voice fell, the scene in front of everyone's eyes, the NPC's corpse, etc., all began to melt like a cream castle drenched in hot oil——

"Damn it!!" Except for Xian Ge, everyone else scolded with all their might—

During the dissolution of the scene, everyone's perspective is forced to switch to CG animation——

The life of an ordinary man who lived in the Middle Ages flashed through the black and white CG images that were deliberately made old to present a sense of history. The first was the rural scenery, where a healthy baby boy was born in a farmer’s family.

The baby boy gradually grows up in the quick cuts of several shots, and starts to share the housework for the family when he can stand still. He goes to work in the fields at the age of six or seven, weeding, grazing, plowing, sowing, harvesting, and grows up in a simple life day after day. A healthy young man; together with all the adult males in his hometown, he was conscripted by the lord to serve, starting as a coolie, becoming a peasant, becoming a militiaman, and finally being accepted by a certain knight as a servant and an auxiliary soldier. After the knight died in battle, he was promoted to a soldier; he finally won the war and returned to his hometown, and the young man became a well-known imperial warrior. Brave fighters were thrown into prison.

The youths are not the only ones who have made contributions in the perennial wars. The warriors of these empires continued to die while in prison... When more than a hundred warriors died and only a few remained, the surviving youths were released together with the others Come out—these lucky ones have been redeemed, although none of them can prove that they are not the murderers who murdered those who died while they were in prison, but the priest forgave them on behalf of God in their tears of repentance, and granted them the freedom to leave the prison , Back to their battlefield.

The young man who once again became a warrior of the empire lived to middle age on the battlefield. His former companions were not as lucky as him. Not only did he survive to the end, but he also made enough contributions to obtain the lowest title of knights that surpassed the knights who took him in at the beginning.

Returning to the royal city for the second time as a nobleman, this imperial warrior has no chance to use his life's efforts to improve the status of his descendants... He was accused of arrogance and conceit, lost the honor of imperial knights, and committed crimes. felony.And the god who used to be able to forgive even the crime of murdering his companions ignored the "sinners" who needed to be tolerated this time.

Before being sent to the execution ground, he finally understood... the war is over, and the real nobles who are not good at fighting no longer need him, a barbarian who can fight and climbed up from the bottom.

In the last scene of CG, what appeared in front of everyone was the frontal image of the group of reliefs of the "battlefield" in the dome hall. In the image, the lifelike warrior wielding a thick long sword collapsed and shattered like a "click", turning into a Flour.

Arrogance, beware of arrogance—heavily punished, crushed into dust.