The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Rather than saying that this giant panda like a meat-mounted tank ran out of the bamboo forest, it is better to say that it just "bumped" out of the bamboo forest; this thing has meat pads on its feet and runs silently, but it has a thick-bodied bowl along the way. The loud noise of the bamboo pole being broken, the flying bamboo leaves and pieces, pressed towards Tuanzi and Yang Rui like a huge cannonball fired in a straight line.

"Damn it!" Tuanzi and Yang Rui were so frightened by the speed and power of the collision, they ran away.

"Huh?" Gentleman Ben and Yan Yunyuan who were hiding in the distance didn't hear the roar of any monsters, they heard a series of crackling noises suddenly coming from the bamboo forest, and then they saw Yang Liuyang and the little hunter I was so scared that I ran away like a rabbit; before I figured out what was going on, a huge creature rushed out of the bamboo forest with the broken bamboo poles and bamboo leaves flying around...

This head and shoulders is close to the height of a person (1.6 meters, [-]), with a round body, a round head, and conspicuous black and white fur. It is the giant panda, a protected animal that Chinese people are familiar with...but it is lazy and cute in reality. The size of this thing is at least five times that of an adult giant panda in reality, and its pressure is naturally multiplied; what's more, the huge size does not slow down the movements of this seemingly intimidating monster , On the contrary, it is extremely agile and flexible. After rushing out in a straight line, it rushed forward with inertia for several meters. The stubby limbs and the figure taller than an adult northern horse unexpectedly played a high-speed drifting and turning. With a flick of their heads, Yang Liuyang and Yang Liuyang chased after them.

"...I've been lying in a big hole..." The gentleman was dumbfounded, what the hell is that?What the hell is that? !

The three elder brothers, Sugar Dregs, Whispering, and Pseudo-mother Pastor, were a little bit unwilling when they were called outside, and they were ready to move their hands to help me; seeing the beast-like giant panda abruptly ran out of the foot battle With Tucker's posture, the three nerds were trembling with fright, and all their thoughts were lost...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa andaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I can beat it!!"

Yang Rui was angry: "I'm not dead yet! Where are you going? This way, this side is empty!"

"I, I, let's go to the woods! Climb the tree!"

"... Comparing climbing trees with pandas, are you stupid!"

Bamboo forests are relatively domineering plants that occupy the living resources wherever they grow, and there is a large circle of open land between them and the mountains and forests; Yang Rui and Tuanzi dare not stop at all, and circle around in this open land Running, the monster-like giant panda chased them all the way; Tuanzi and Tongxie tried to shoot an arrow back while running, and it was a hit, but the blood line of the giant panda did not drop at all. On the contrary, he was caught up by a small part, so he didn't have the courage to wave at all...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, NPC is bullying people——" Tuanzi and Xie Lao were in despair, crying while running.

The gentleman hiding in the distance stared at the little devil in surprise, and he only paid attention to Yang Liuyang. The move he played for Tuanzi was amazing; the same profession can easily see the way, if Tuanzi's arrow is used The most important thing is skill, so when shooting, you have to stop for a moment, and you can get the auxiliary correction of the system when you release the arrow; but the gentleman can see clearly that the arrow of Tuanzi Tongxie was released completely while moving, that is, It is said that it is a flat shot with its own ability, without system assistance and correction, and the flat shot while running can hit the same high-speed moving target. This skill is completely beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Yang Rui got a headache from the tuanzi's quarrel, and he also corrected his route while running, trying to see if he could use terrain, obstacles, and the like to contain the giant panda behind him; the result was that the panda flew directly when there was an obstacle It doesn't care about the terrain, etc., and rushes up, and the speed is not affected at all.

In this way, you chased me for half a minute, and Yang Rui's physical value dropped by nearly one-third. It is estimated that after running for 2 minutes, the player's physical value will be reset to zero, and the player will fall into a painful state of exhaustion and become the opponent's bear. A dish of...

"No, we still have to find a way to attack! Tangzha whispered, you two go around and have a look, try this strange food control!" Yang Rui shouted in the team channel.

"That's great!" Tangzha murmured. The two mages had been watching for a while, and they felt sorry for it.

However... when the two brothers walked around with the mentality of looking at death as if they were at home, the giant panda that was running wildly slowed down by itself, moved forward slowly for a few steps, and then stopped and sat on the spot to breathe.

"This guy has no strength!" Tangzhang shouted in surprise.

"Hoo, hoo..." The giant panda, who sat down at about the same height as when he stood up, shook his round head and panted.

"Opportunity!" Tuanzi Tongxie turned around to look, immediately stopped, drew his bow and set an arrow, raised his hand and shot three times, all of which hit the giant panda's thick torso; the giant panda's round eyes looked at Tuanzi Tongxie, Lifting his paw and pulling it, he knocked down the arrow on his body, and the blood bar was full and did not move.

"...Brother Yang! It underestimated me!" Tuanzi and Xie were so angry that they threw their bows.

"Let me try." Tangzha carefully moved to within 20 meters of the mage's attack range, and shot out with a "BIU" ice arrow.

With a wave of the big paw of the giant panda sitting there, the flying ice arrows were scattered...it was scattered...it was scattered...

"...!!" Tangzha opened his mouth so wide that he could swallow an egg, and everyone who saw this scene wondered if there was something wrong with their eyesight.

After the shock, the two mages, Sugar Residue and Whispering, threw their magic unconvinced. This time, the giant panda didn't even bother to raise its paws, and let a series of ice-type magic explode on the thick fur. His big head turned in the direction of the sugar residue in a very humane way, and he cast a very contemptuous look in his eyes.

"I fought with it!!" Tangzha was furious, and whispered to hug him quickly...

"...Speaking of which, giant pandas are indeed not afraid of the cold, nor do they hibernate..." The corners of Yang Rui's mouth twitched. "In the game, it's probably immune to ice magic."

"Then there's nothing we can do with it?" Tuanzi Tongxie said in pain, "Why don't we try other magic spells?"

"Your attack power is higher than the two of them, and you didn't lose any blood when your skills hit it. I guess this panda is not directly hit by someone." Yang Rui tried his best to imitate Wu Wulin and Xiao Wenyuan's way of thinking, "Think about it. , a fat man with thick skin, fast moving speed, soft and flexible limbs, first blocked the way to fight it in melee. This thing has a low center of gravity and strong limbs, if you don’t have the strength to turn it over , control skills are useless to it.”

"Looking for a female panda to seduce?" Tuanzi and Xie were stunned.

Yang Rui was so angry that he scratched his scalp, and shouted: "What have you been thinking about all day long! Be serious! I'll catch you a pet!"

Tuanzi was wronged: "Then what do you say..."

"Look carefully, it's about to stand up again, Sugar Residue whispers, get back quickly, and you quickly shoot the arrow to pull the hatred over... From now on, the two of us will hold it first, Sugar Residue, Whisper, and the four of you on the 14th floor enter the bamboo forest, Gather bamboo branches and tender leaves in a pile; we will consume it for a few rounds, and you can try feeding the dumpling to increase your friendship." This was the only way Yang Rui could come up with.He knows that his IQ is not high, but he can't be lower than a giant panda, right? !

The giant panda got up very slowly, or in other words, except when it was running, it had its own slow playback. This time when it got up, its round head murmured at the sugar residue. Fortunately, Tuanzi and the shoe were shot in a row, and the panda's black eyeballs, which had been hit by many arrows, turned their heads to face Tuanzi and Yang Rui.

"Let's go!" Yang Rui strode away, his basic agility was not as high as that of an authentic hunter like Tuanzi.

The gentleman hiding behind the thorn bushes could see Dao Dao at this moment. The yellow letter name on the panda's head is not a BOSS, and its blood volume defense is obviously not something that the team can win; but Yang Liuyang and his gang People didn't give up, but were trying to figure out how to deal with it. Even if they couldn't hear the communication between them, they could see the way from the child hunter.

"...not killing monsters, they really came with us for the same purpose, to catch pets." Jun Ziben gritted his teeth a bit when he spoke. He was still excited when he first caught the regular-sized brown bear. Compared with the monster-like panda, his pet is so ugly!

Yan Yunyuan, who was squatting stealthily on one side, didn't make a sound. He was not a hunter, and he didn't know Tuanzi Tongxie. No matter how good a pet was caught, he couldn't make him feel envious or jealous.

Being able to play PVP to a relatively high-end level, Jun Ziben's character and disposition can't be said to be too bad.But comparison is human nature... What's the matter with such a great master like him carrying a normal-sized brown bear, and that brat, who is a bigger kid, actually brings such a mighty and domineering panda?The extremely aggrieved Junzi felt that his bow-drawing fingers were itching again, so he went up to make trouble?Or do you pretend you didn't see it?Heaven and man are at war in their hearts, and the gentleman's eye circles are a little red when he stares at the bluffing child...

Actually... Pandas are not very suitable battle pets.First of all, it is too difficult to raise. The food for pets needs to be paid for by hunter players. Even if such a big panda can buy bamboo shoots from system merchants, the consumption is enough to eat up the dumplings.Then there is Zhan Wuscum, who is too lazy, has amazing explosive power and good stamina. After a dungeon, it can only output a small half-time. It's been a long time.

But people all over the world can't help but love giant pandas... and the system specially made the pet's body shape to be particularly spectacular in order to compensate the hunter players assigned to it. Just like Yang Rui said, at least this flexible fat man in melee combat is a The standard melee king.

Yang Rui doesn't have the kind of observation ability that can detect players lurking more than [-] meters away. Tuanzi Tongxie opened the beast search, not the humanoid creature search. The group of people didn't realize that their pet-catching action was completely exposed under the noses of others.According to Yang Rui's crude plan, the two quickly dragged the panda to pass the time, and the others went in to collect panda food.After running and stopping for a few minutes, the giant panda ran out of stamina. It sat down and panted for a long time. When it got up again, it didn't bother to pay attention to the arrows shot by Tuanzi and its shoes. It twisted its buttocks and was about to enter the bamboo forest.

"Day!" Yang Rui was so forced that he had no choice but to set himself a damage-absorbing shield and rush forward to stop the bear. Tangzha and the others hadn't come out of the bamboo forest for close combat!

The gentleman who was peeping straightened his eyes: "Hey, Xiao Yuan, Yang Liuyang seemed to put a shield on himself just now?"

Yan Yunyuan was looking down to see if there was something wrong with her own visual settings, and she was shocked when she heard this: "Brother Jun saw it too? He is really the absorption shield he put on?!"

The damage-absorbing shield of the priest profession, the serious name is "Saint Power Blessing", the absorption value is based on the intelligence of the spell-casting player, and the intelligence is the resistance value. It lasts for 10 seconds, and the CD time for a single player is 30 seconds. Guaranteeing that players will not be harmed by moves and immune to vital control brought by vital attacks is considered the eating skill of the priest profession.

After the shield is put on the body, the light effect is much more conspicuous than other healing skills. It is an egg-shaped halo covering the player.There was no one else around Yang Rui, just a hunter kid, which made Jun Ziben and Yan Yunyuan unable to ignore it even if they wanted to, and their brains froze instantly.

…To this day, some players have been skeptical about the statement that Yang Liuyang is a priest. After all, more than a hundred players have teamed up with him, and some members of the dragon slaying group paid attention to Yang Rui.But Jun Ziben and Yan Yunyuan are not people who like to browse forums, so naturally they don't have this acceptance...

Yang Rui immediately felt the pressure when he came within close range of the giant panda. The opponent is very powerful when he is standing up. , Weight is measured in tonnage, creatures will instinctively fear beasts that are bigger than themselves, and humans are no exception.

Yang Rui didn't dare to make a rash move, and slid around a small half circle to attack the hind legs. As a result, the panda's body was very soft, and the panda swung backwards without turning its head, hitting a counter that humans would never be able to hit. To the fly swatter, the six-fingered sharp claws whizzed towards the fly, Yang Rui didn't dare to block it at all, and only managed to avoid it by stepping up and sliding halfway out.

Anyone who has watched the panda video knows that the panda’s forelimbs are longer than the hind limbs, and the body is quite soft; this flexible fat man swung his paws lightly and swept out more than half of the arc, completely covering the weak hind limbs within the attack range .

Yang Rui didn't dare to be careless even more, and increased his speed to slide and walk. The panda turned its body upside down and waved its arms continuously. Leaping forward while sitting on the ground, Yang Rui rolled and dodged in embarrassment, the ground was shaken by the tonnage of the panda.

"The ones in the bamboo forest come out quickly! Come out quickly! Brother Yang won't last long!" Tuanzi and Xie were shocked, yelling loudly while shooting with all their strength.

Yang Rui, who dodged the pounce, didn't wait to stand still, and kicked out with Thomas' full-spinning posture with both hands on the ground, hitting the panda's hind leg; then...he felt that he had kicked on the super elastic rubber, and he himself It was because of the rebound that he couldn't keep his balance, and almost fell to the ground...

Fortunately, although the panda is flexible, it is quite slow when making larger movements and adjustments, which gave Yang Rui the opportunity to get up and pull a safe distance; after such a fight, Yang Rui completely gave up the idea of ​​melee combat with this thing , It’s not bad to go all out to hold the opponent, let’s forget about fighting...

After tossing for a while, the three brothers Tangzha ran out with a pile of bamboo shoots and branches, bypassing Yang Rui and the panda who were entangled, and ran to Tuanzi Tongxie to hand it over to Tuanzi.

"Brother Yang, pay attention, I threw it!" Tuanzi immediately picked up a bamboo shoot and threw it at the panda's buttocks.

"Throw it all in one breath! Without the panda's eyesight, I can't see it!" Yang Rui wittily found out the problem.

Tuanzi and Xie hung their bows behind their backs, picked up a large pile of bamboo shoots and branches, and rushed towards the panda with a strange cry: "I'll give you something to eat, be obedient, oh, oh, oh——"

The food that hit the face finally caught the panda's attention, and saw it pause in the air with its big paw waving like a cat, lowering its head and sniffing the delicious food smashed by the dumpling; under the nervous gaze of everyone, This famous foodie empire spokesperson finally shifted his hostility towards the players to the food. He grabbed the bamboo shoots with his threatening six-fingered paws, and his half-squatting position changed into Ge Youpan, just picked up the bamboo shoots and gnawed them.

"More, more!" Tuanzi Tongxie was very excited, and sprinkled the bamboo sticks that the three of them worked so hard to get out of the sugar residue on the panda.

"Hey! You really think you are a panda breeder, use your trapping skills!" Yang Rui said angrily.

The hunter’s trapping skill for catching pets is also used as an aid by taking out the prepared food. Squat three to five meters in front of the beast, hold the food in hand and read the article "Trap", as long as the reading article is not interrupted or killed by the wild beast, read the article After the end, there is a chance of success; so the hunter catches the pet or beats the opponent until he is unable to fight back, or asks someone to help control the beast, or both increase the success rate.

Before the dumplings came, they had no idea that the target was a panda, so the large pieces of meat they prepared would not be useful.But here is the edge of the bamboo forest, and it is impossible to miss the bamboo.The dumpling swayed around the forest, dug out a fresh and tender bamboo shoot and pulled it into his hand. After the previous behavior of feeding, the panda did not show any obvious hostility when the dumpling approached slowly, but just used its big black Staring at the stupid human being, Tuanzi, his mouth was still chewing.

"Be good... I have no bad intentions... don't rush at me..." Don't mutter, while pulling the distance between the panda and the panda within the reading range, this guy is actually pressing Yang close Rui's beating was too stressful, and Tuanzi, who knew Yang Rui's strength, knew that if he went up by himself, he would have to be slapped to death by the panda's big paw.

Stopping at the maximum distance, Tuanzi read the trapping skill nervously and expectantly. This skill is a kind of mental attack of the hunter profession on beasts. It is affected by the wisdom and agility values. The higher the panel attribute, the greater the success rate.

Tuanzi's basic panel...is really not very good-looking. After all, he doesn't have much time to play games. In addition, the panda is full of blood, so the success rate of trapping is quite scary.Failure, opponent's resistance, failure, failure, failure... The 5-second reading skill was repeated more than a dozen times and it was a failure, and the dumplings and shoes broke out in cold sweat.

"Go on, it's almost finished!" Yang Rui tensed up.

When the panda pinched the last handful of bamboo sticks to its paws, Sugar Residue, Whispering, and the Puppet Priest retreated far away, and Yang Rui was also ready to rescue the dumpling at any time; Sometimes the whole person is desperate, and if it doesn't work, you have to start all over again.

The panda with all the bamboo sticks in its mouth moved, got up slowly, and stood up slowly. Tuanzi, who was still walking after reading the article, couldn't help but wobble, hoping that it was a success, but also afraid that this guy would suddenly pounce on him and play a game of Taishan for him... …

In the tense atmosphere, the panda with a head as big as a millstone did not attack, but stretched out its paws to take the fresh and tender bamboo shoots from Tuanzi, and sat down to eat them again. The yellow name on the top of its head also changed to a green name.

"It's done?" Yang Rui asked nervously.

Tuanzi Tongxie stared wide-eyed, raised his hand tremblingly, and carefully touched the belly of the panda, which was about the same height as him when he was sitting on the ground, and wept with joy, "Success! It's done! Brother Yang!"

"YES!" Tangzha swung his fist vigorously, murmured, and suddenly rushed forward, before a flash snatched the dumpling and the panda, the whole person threw himself on the panda's belly, "It's so cool, hahahaha, I've been wanting to do this for a long time, hahahaha!"

"Shameless!" The pseudo-mother priest was furious.

The panda who was munching on food looked down, and slapped the whisper away...

"Damn it?!" Yang Rui's nerves, which had just been relaxed, tightened up again.

Whispered after being slapped, he rolled and jumped up again. His blood bar didn't drop, he wasn't injured, and he still yelled, "I can't even hug you! You're so arrogant!"

"..." Yang Rui wanted to hit someone, "Tuanzi, put your pet away, and hurry back to the city to hand it over to the animal trainer."

Tuanzi was still rubbing his palms on the panda's belly, reluctantly: "Take it later, Brother Yang, if you receive it in the animal pen, you won't release it until the taming training is over..."

"Let me give you a hug too!" The pseudo-mother priest ran to the side of the panda at this moment, this guy was very smart, he put a priest absorption shield on himself before pounced...

"Okay, you guys, are you still in such a hurry after you tame it?" Yang Rui saw that the pseudo-mother priest followed in the footsteps of the panda, and slapped the panda's paw away, feeling extremely painful.

"Let me touch its face, I'll touch it lightly..." Yang Rui's side was hurting, and the boss Tangzha who had always given him a more stable impression approached the panda with straight eyes, and stretched his hands towards the big round face... …

"..." Yang Rui's face was expressionless, and he began to consider whether to beat up these guys first—that's a beast!Not a cute plush toy!

In the distance... Jun Ziben and Yan Yunyuan also looked at this side expressionlessly.Junzi didn't do anything when Tuanzi caught the pet, because he was also a hunter, and he knew that it was not easy for hunters to get the chance to catch pets.But now... Seeing those people cheering unscrupulously around the panda that has become a green name, he can't control the imbalance in his heart...

"They put away the pandas and we'll do it. I'll take care of that Yang Liuyang, and leave the others to you." The gentleman gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry about the pastor, the only threats in their gang are Yang Liuyang and that little hunter. .”

"Okay." Yan Yunyuan had no objection at all, he also hated Yang Liuyang.

...So, in areas where there is no way in the wild, small groups of monster spawners must be alert to their surroundings.You can guarantee that you will not have bad intentions for others, but you cannot guarantee that others will not have bad intentions for you.Not to mention robbing or not robbing, masters like Junziben can't look down on that kind of activity, and killing the famous Liangyin town god Yang Liuyang alone, the reputation and prestige brought by him has exceeded robbery by many times.