Yokohama old father writes book daily

The leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong has recently developed a new habit of talking on the phone with Oda.Since he ranked the phone calls first in the importance of personal matters, he relaxed his work matters accordingly.

In addition, the members of the Hong Kong and Heikhs have found that their work pressure has dropped sharply recently.While everyone was puzzled, they were grateful to the leader.

The happiness of social animals is always so easy to obtain. As long as you live a good life for a few days, you can become a leader and lick the dog without any morals.

"The leader seems to be in a good mood recently, guess why?" The boring senior made things difficult for the junior.

"Hmm... because the food factory for hard tofu with iron teeth and copper teeth has been built, and the production line has been successfully put into production, and it will be sold in batches soon?" the junior guessed.

Tofu……

The senior covered his mouth to suppress the instant desire to vomit, put his hands on his stomach and laughed hoarsely: "Haha, heroes see the same thing, let's not talk about this, let's talk about the recent paper man becoming a spirit Rumors."

There are only a few people who really know that Dazai Osamu is in a good mood every day because of talking on the phone, including the leader's secretary Xiaoyin.

Now Xiaoyin has regained contact with Akutagawa, and occasionally makes a phone call to care about each other, but because of his quiet and introverted personality, he can't learn the leader's suffocating operation of calling for hours.

Xiaoyin is very satisfied with his current living conditions.Skilled at work, with a sense of accomplishment, high wages, much less work intensity than before, more personal time, and allowed to go out after get off work at will, and can go shopping with my brother, eat red bean soup and so on.

For Xiaoyin, this is undoubtedly a perfect life to reach the pinnacle of life.

Her recent focus is only one thing, and that is her brother's plan to join the Armed Detective Agency.

It is said that every time the detective agency recruits new recruits, it will tailor a set of harsh entrance assessments for newcomers. For example, the original assessment project of Oda Sakunosuke was to solve the case of the apostle of Ao.

Taking advantage of his position, Xiao Yin turned up the events of Cangzhi's apostle for his own benefit. After studying it, he deeply felt the difficulty of the assessment, and he was a little more worried about whether his brother would succeed.

Akutagawa himself didn't think much about it, he has never been in the mood to look forward and backward: "No matter what kind of assessment, I will go all out."

Such a confident declaration made Little Silver somewhat relieved.

In any case, it is enough that my brother is firmly on the road of "goodness".

Today Osamu Dazai also threw away his annoying and boring work, and chatted happily with Oda Saku on the phone: "I heard that Akutagawa-kun asked to join Butei on his own initiative?"

"Yes." Even across the phone, the tone of the red-haired man on the other side was so calm and touching.

Osamu Dazai happily put one arm on the back of the chair: "It's really rare, he actually decided this matter by himself, and I expected to be arranged by you. So has the content of the entrance examination been decided?"

"Not yet. During the meeting, everyone said that Akutagawa has proved his belief in justice and fighting ability in another world, so the assessment should focus on other angles."

Osamu Dazai nodded repeatedly while holding the phone, withdrew his arm from the back of the chair, spread it on the desk, and put it on a high place with one leg: "Can I make a suggestion? How about setting the assessment so that Akutagawa-kun can learn farming?" !"

"Why study farming?"

"Akutagawa-kun's current weakness is that he is not determined. He himself is aware of the disadvantages of acting impulsively, but that alone is not enough. If he can intuitively understand the tenacity and dedication of the farmer's uncle for a whole year, he will definitely be able to notice it. The important meaning of being a calm person can also be further grown." Osamu Dazai talked eloquently.

This kind of nonsense that anyone would treat casually as a serious nonsense, but the red-haired man completely listened to it: "It makes sense, I will solemnly put forward this suggestion in the next discussion with the detective agency."

"Then leave it to Oda Saku~" Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing.

The chest-shaking laughter came from the other end of the phone to the red-haired man's ears, triggering some secret itch in his heart, as if gently caressed by a soft feather.

The red-haired man took a breath before resisting the urge to rush into Hong Kong to find Dazai.

"I should be the one thanking Dazai for his suggestion."

"Just saying thank you is not sincere, you have to act. I want two big boxes of snacks. To tell you the truth, the food in Hong Kong is extremely bad." Osamu Dazai dissed the innocent chef in Hong Kong without any psychological burden.

The red-haired man thought about Dazai's pale face when he was the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, and realized that the Hong Kong gangster food might be really bad: "Snacks alone are not enough, the human body needs nutritious food, and staple food is also very necessary. "

"I know, I have started to learn how to make fried rice with eggs, I will ask Odasaku to taste my cooking some other day!"

"That's it." The red-haired man was a little relieved, "Then why do you suddenly want two big boxes of snacks?"

Osamu Dazai put his legs up on the back of the chair, and slid his head on the carpet: "Because you bought two big boxes of snacks for Ranbu-kun as soon as you came back, and you didn't even have time to give me a look. I really care about it." Obviously, I contributed more when I was fighting without a fight, right? Before I left, I was the one who advised Mr. Miyashiki to help the Ghost Slayer Squad avoid the fate of being wiped out by the government. Why did Odasaku give all his thanks to the chaos? It's time for you to step up."

This strong resentment is almost turning into reality, and the red-haired man can easily imagine Dazai's resentful expression at this moment, and he can't help laughing: "The matter of giving Ranpo two large boxes of snacks was actually agreed more than half a year ago. Yes, it’s only because of amnesia that it hasn’t been fulfilled.”

"Eh? Is that so?" Osamu Dazai twisted his body and slid from the chair to the carpet like a liquid, and then he was paralyzed and didn't want to get up. "Then I changed my mind and changed to three boxes of snacks."

For this level of coquettish willfulness, the red-haired man chose to indulge without hesitation: "No problem."

This gave Osamu Dazai the strength to get off the carpet all of a sudden. He jumped up and opened the mechanism that made the curtain wall of the chief's office transparent: "Speaking of which, I have settled all the distribution channels today. In this way, the iron teeth and copper teeth are hard." Tofu will be on sale soon!"

"Congratulations."

"Odasaku, do you know where the biggest difficulty in this matter is from the beginning to the end? I thought it would be the packaging design, but it was finalized quite smoothly. The slogan was also decided very quickly. It is 'can be used It comes from hard tofu that can be eaten by oneself.' Although I think this slogan is very simple, the people in charge of promotion say it is really bold. In fact, the most difficult thing is to get rid of the food safety committee! They didn't believe it at first Such hard tofu can be eaten.”

The red-haired man felt that the Food Safety Commission was right to be concerned: "After all, it's their job to trouble the food companies."

"That's right, after the negotiation, I was forced to add a statement of 'no children under the age of 12' on the package, which is really meaningless." Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue, "That's right, I plan to make hard tofu and Oda I also planned an awesome joint event where you can get a discount coupon for hard tofu for every copy of "The Good Couple" that I wrote on the same day, what do you think?"

"Why don't you buy hard tofu and get book discount coupons instead?"

"Because Oda's book is a perfect work without compromise!"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand excitedly, knowing that Odasaku might deny it, so he immediately changed the subject: "What will Odasaku write in his next book, have you decided yet?"

"Let's write a story about the battle between humans and ghosts. Weak humans make powerful mechanism dolls and start a battle for survival against powerful ogres. Although the background is like this, I don't intend to write specific battles, but write In that background, the double life of ordinary people and ordinary ghosts explores human nature and society."

Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up: "Ah, just hearing it makes me feel interesting! Odasaku, write it quickly, I can't wait to read it!"

"If Dazai is impatient, please create it with me."

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai froze, and suddenly became nervous, "Can we really write together?"

"Of course, it is true that a book is co-authored by two authors and signed by both parties at the end."

However, if the work is compared to the author's child, then rounding it up, isn't co-creation the same as having a child together? !

The red-haired man waited for a while, but did not hear a response: "Dazai, are you still there? If you feel embarrassed, just—"

"No embarrassment! It's not embarrassing at all!" Osamu Dazai suddenly screamed like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.

Such a big reaction even the red-haired man was a little surprised, but since Dazai chose to agree, the topic of course passed: "Dazai, I talked to Lake Toya again, and asked about the situation in another different world. Over there, ghosts are not transformed by humans, but are creatures that rely on eating humans to maintain their intelligence, the number is very large, and they have developed their own language."

"Huh? Odasaku still wants to time travel again?"

"That's true, but this time I don't plan to take the children with everyone. I hope it's just you and me in Dazai."

"Why? I don't need to relax anymore."

"It's not for relaxation." The red-haired man glanced at the three paper figurines who were having fun with the children, especially at the pocket Toya Lake that looked like a toothpick. "The Immortal of Lake Toya told me that there are real gods in that world."

……

After hanging up the phone, Osamu Dazai stood in front of the transparent curtain wall, looking at the scene of Yokohama.

The dark chief's office finally ushered in the moment of seeing the sun again, and even the sunshine seemed extremely gentle because of this joy.

Osamu Dazai saw the birds, the Ferris wheel, and the sea.In the distant view, it is still difficult to find the home of Oda Saku.

Someone knocked on the door and walked into the office. Osamu Dazai looked back and saw the dear little slug.

"Boss, do you have a mission?" Zhong Yuan also saluted with a standard action.

Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded: "Yes, there is a very difficult task to be handed over to Chuya. After thinking about it, you are the only subordinate I can trust now."

It seems that there is business.Zhong Yuan also had a solemn expression: "Please give the order."

Osamu Dazai made a calm gesture: "That's right, Iron Teeth Bronze Teeth Hard Tofu will carry out joint activities with Butterfly Literature, but the publicity funds needed in the early stage are somewhat insufficient. If a good publicity effect cannot be achieved in the end, it may be It's just a headache."

"So I'm going to raise money?"

"No, I hope Chuya you can go to the streets to distribute leaflets." Dazai Osamu opened the folder on the desk, took out a leaflet sample from it, and pushed it to Chuya. "Look, it's like this. A total of more than 4 copies have been printed, and people have already put them downstairs. Please be sure to distribute them all. It's hard work...Huh? Chuya, why did you suddenly start clenching your fists?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt his temples throbbing and throbbing: "Boss, what do you think? I stay here and try not to look for Mr. Mori. Do you think I'm here to play house with you?!"

"Hmm...isn't it?" Osamu Dazai blinked innocently, moved his feet carefully and hid behind the chair, "Wait a minute, Chuya! Beating the leader is an excessive act of disobedience, and the punishment is very serious!"

"Hehehe...then punish me! Bastard mackerel!!!"