monster shelter
Chapter 10 Rainbow Fart
Bai Tu had already escorted Xie Pang away, and the other party's voice gradually faded away with the distance, and disappeared into the corridor.
After watching the excitement, there was no need for Tian Xiaolu and Yuan Mo to stay. After greeting Ao Fei, they turned around and left.
result……
"Wait." The second generation of Long's casual voice came from behind, "Stop."
Yuan Mo turned his head and saw that Ao Fei's eyes seemed to be looking in his direction, so he pointed a finger at the tip of his nose and said, "Are you talking about me?"
Ao Fei nodded arrogantly: "Yes."
Tian Xiaolu saw that it was not her who was called by the boss, so she ran away in a hurry, and before going out, she even closed the door of the office very thoughtfully.
Yuan Mo: "..."
I have a bad feeling.
In the huge office, there were only two people left in an instant.
Yuan Mo stood in front of the desk with a puzzled expression, waiting for the boss's instructions.
After staring at Yuan Mo for a few seconds, Ao Fei suddenly leaned against the back of the chair, crossed her two long legs on the desk, and crossed her arms with her arms, looking like a gentleman.
After posing, he lifted his chin and asked, "How is it? It's been so long since I've been working here, how do you feel?"
After thinking for a while, Yuan Mo answered truthfully: "It's not been a long time, right? After all, I just officially joined the job this morning."
Ao Fei's face changed when he heard the words, and he said seriously: "It's been a long time for half a day, don't you really feel nothing at all?"
Yuan Mo's expression changed after hearing the words, and he said cautiously: "There is actually a feeling..."
Ao Fei's complexion improved a bit: "Then just say it."
"I just feel...the sanitation of our cafeteria is not up to standard." Yuan Mo still can't forget the cockroach that lay dead on his dinner plate, "...do you know if you have passed the sanitation permit? "
Ao Fei heard the words, but his face was a little dazed: "Health permit? What is that?"
Yuan Mo: "...is a certificate issued by the health supervision department, which is similar in nature to our company's public institution certificate."
Ao Fei's handsome eyebrows raised high: "Oh. Is it necessary to do it? What will happen if we don't do it?"
Yuan Mo thought about the particularity of this company, and said hesitantly, "It shouldn't be much... right?"
Ao Fei was relieved, so he waved his hand: "Then don't do it."
"..." Yuan Mo couldn't bear to complain, "But the sanitation of our company's cafeteria is too bad. I found a cockroach in the dish at noon today!"
In the end, it was pinched by that old Wu and ate it like a snack!
……vomit!
However, after hearing Yuan Mo's outrageous words, Ao Fei's face did not fluctuate in the slightest. Instead, he said, "Then I ordered the wrong food for you, right? Generally speaking, the food with cockroaches is given priority to poultry employees." .”
Yuan Mo: "..."
What?
What did you say
It turned out to be a mess.
He simply wondered if there was something wrong with his ears: "You, you mean..."
Ao Fei raised his slanting eyebrows again, and said very confidently: "Isn't it natural for birds to eat insects?"
"..." Yuan Mo almost cried, "But I'm a human race! When you cook in the cafeteria, can't you consider my psychological shadow?"
When I think about going to the cafeteria to eat in the future, I will continue to find all kinds of weird things in those dishes, such as flies, ants, cabbage worms, maggots...
vomit!
... No, he wanted to throw up again.
Ao Fei leaned on the boss chair, looked at Yuan Mo's disheveled face, and finally waved his hand compassionately: "Okay, okay, let Lao Wu cook for you alone in the future."
Yuan Mo quickly waved his hands: "No, no, that's too troublesome! I'd better ask Master Wu to spare me a pot, and I will cook my meals myself in the future."
That centipede eats cockroaches like desserts, so how can Yuan Mo dare to eat his dishes with confidence?Who knows if this guy will casually sprinkle some of the exclusive secret recipe that monsters love into his meals when he has a whim?
...It is still the most reassuring to cook by yourself.
Ao Fei frowned and stared at Yuan Mo for a long time. Seeing that he still insisted on his face, he nodded slightly displeased, and said lightly: "Okay, then you can cook by yourself from now on."
Yuan Mo hurriedly smiled and thanked: "Thank you, boss."
Ao Fei stared.
Yuan Mo's appearance is more youthful, although he is not as pure and handsome as Bai Tu, but the youthfulness on his face often makes people feel inexplicably cute.
Especially when he was in a daze or stunned occasionally, his silly appearance was like a lost and lost animal.
And whenever she laughs, the dimples on both sides of her cheeks seem to be filled with sweet wine, very intoxicating.
Ao Fei stared at the dimples on his face for a long time, then looked away unnaturally, and pretended to say: "Let's do things like this in the cafeteria...do you have any other thoughts?"
Yuan Mo thought for a while: "It seems... not anymore?"
"No more?" Ao Fei's momentum was on the rise again, and he stared at Yuan Mo sternly, "As an employee, in the past half a day, you only found something wrong with the food in the employee cafeteria? One day You only think about eating at night, are you an idiot!"
Yuan Mo: "...you can't say that! Am I still adapting to the environment? It's only been half a day, and I can see that these are already good!"
Besides, why is he such an idiot?
He didn't even take a few mouthfuls of lunch, his appetite was completely lost by that little strong corpse, okay?
Moreover, he is a newcomer who has just joined the vacant position, and he has spent all morning adapting to the company environment. What can he find?
He still can't even remember the faces of the company's employees?
However, the proud second-generation dragon in front of him is obviously not a person who can listen to explanations.
When Ao Fei heard that Yuan Mo dared to talk back instead of admitting his mistake, he became even more angry. He immediately retracted his legs on the desk, stood up and patted the table, and shouted: "Bold! How dare you contradict me!"
As soon as the words fell, the coercion belonging to the dragon clan overflowed from his body.
Yuan Mo was frightened by his sudden surprise, her legs almost gave way and she fell into a squatting position.
Seeing that he was just taking a picture of a table, Yuan Mo was so frightened that he was taken aback for a moment, and then his face showed a deep contempt of "Why are you so weak", so he restrained himself reluctantly The momentum of the whole body.
He leaned back on his boss chair again, raised his chin, nodded to the chair opposite his office, and said mercifully, "Sit down and talk."
With a pale face, Yuan Mo supported the chair and sat down, cursing in his heart, can this broken dragon get better?Press people with strength at every turn.
Are the dragons amazing?Your ancestor, the old dragon king of the East China Sea, can't even beat a monkey!What a fart you are for a wild dragon that doesn't even have a fief!If it weren't for the 1 yuan... hum.
Yuan Mo sat down across the desk, and flatteringly said, "Thank you, boss."
...Made, the situation is stronger than people.
Just wait and see.
After a while, when he, Yuan Xiaomo, finds a good job that matches him, he will definitely step on this broken dragon.
Ao Fei waited for Yuan Mo to sit down, and then said slowly and solemnly: "What do you think of our company?"
Yuan Mo: "..."
Is this starting to enter a normal conversation between boss and employee?
Yuan Mo straightened his posture immediately, and replied with a serious attitude: "It has a long history and strong strength."
"Well... what else?"
"Public institutions, good remuneration."
"anything else?"
"The employment is eclectic and very diverse."
"anything else?"
"Maintain the security and stability of the monster world and contribute to the cause of socialism."
"anything else?"
"The world can't do without our company!"
"anything else?"
"..."
After racking his brains, Yuan Mo finally choked out another sentence: "...the company's external image returns to its original nature and saves social resources."
He still can't forget the shock he felt when he first saw that small broken building lingering in the cracks of tall buildings yesterday.
Ao Fei: "..."
He glared at Yuan Mo dissatisfied: "What about me? Don't you have any opinions!"
Yuan Mo: "..."
After pondering the sacred intentions of Longxin silently in his heart, he tentatively said: "Boss, you... are very powerful and domineering, you have a leadership style, and your management skills are top-notch. Your employees especially listen to you."
Because it is said that the only disobedient one has been lying in the hospital for 20 years.
Ao Fei's face softened a little, he let out a "huh", glanced at Yuan Mo with an admiring look of "you are quite insightful", and then continued to say seriously, "The situation of the company Thinking about it, you have basically understood it. As the only human employee in the company, you are inherently inferior to other colleagues, so you should keep in mind the principle that the stupid bird flies first. You must work hard and work hard at work. You know. ?"
Stupid Niao Yuanmo: "..."
He nodded emotionally: "Understood the boss."
Next, Ao Fei continued admonishing Yuan Mo with his bossy demeanor.
It wasn't until he criticized the other party for nothing, from hair strands to toenails, that he stopped talking and made a few concluding remarks.
Ao Fei: "Anyway, it's a stroke of luck for a weak human race like you to join a big company like ours—you know, even 100 years ago, all human employees who could be recruited by us You are a well-known figure in the world of celestial masters. An ordinary person like you who has no special skills should know how to cherish opportunities and work hard, so that you can live up to the company's expectations of you, you know?"
Yuan Mo: "..."
So I don't have any skills, so why do you have to recruit me?
Although he had huge doubts in his heart, considering the appearance of the dragon in front of him when he asked this question before... Yuan Mo swallowed the question silently for the time being, and nodded numbly, expressing He listened to the other person's words.
Only then was Ao Fei satisfied. He leaned back on the chair, waved his hand, with a proud expression of "you can kneel down now", signaling Yuan Mo to get out.
Yuan Mo stood up and left, but when he walked to the door, Ao Fei behind him seemed to remember something, and suddenly stopped him: "Hey, wait a minute."
Yuan Mo stopped and turned around.
Ao Fei pointed to a desk full of sundries outside the office door, and said in a rewarding tone: "Clean up that desk, and you will work there from now on."
This desk is located closest to Ao Fei's office, and its back is facing his door. If the person sitting at this position fishes during work hours, he can definitely see clearly when Ao Fei passes by.
Yuan Mo: "...Thank you boss."
After leaving Ao Fei's office, Yuan Mo began to pack up the death seat.
Seeing this, the few colleagues in the office all craned their necks to look at him with gossipy faces.
One of them, a beautiful long-haired woman, was particularly bold. She observed Ao Fei's office for a while, and after finding no movement, she swayed her hips and walked towards Yuan Mo step by step.
Yuan Mo remembered this colleague, who seemed to be called Bai Mang.
Among so many colleagues, he could remember her so clearly, not because she was extraordinarily beautiful, but because the way this woman walked was so unforgettable!
——The exaggerated swaying of the buttocks to the left and the right, and the soft and boneless indecent appearance, at first glance, I am afraid that even the old bustards in the ancient brothels can't match it!Just like in the movie "Green Snake", Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing who just transformed into human form.
Coincidentally, the Baimang lady in front of her is indeed a snake demon just like her two famous seniors.
According to Tian Xiaolu, her original form seems to happen to be a giant white python, the kind that can swallow a cow with its mouth open.
So, how can a snake twist twice when walking is not serious?If you want it to collapse and walk straight away, can it still be called a snake?Wouldn't it be like a stick of meat?
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Yellow Momo" for dropping the mines!
Thanks to the little angel "Zhuo Zhuo" for the 10 nutrient solutions irrigated!
refill~
After watching the excitement, there was no need for Tian Xiaolu and Yuan Mo to stay. After greeting Ao Fei, they turned around and left.
result……
"Wait." The second generation of Long's casual voice came from behind, "Stop."
Yuan Mo turned his head and saw that Ao Fei's eyes seemed to be looking in his direction, so he pointed a finger at the tip of his nose and said, "Are you talking about me?"
Ao Fei nodded arrogantly: "Yes."
Tian Xiaolu saw that it was not her who was called by the boss, so she ran away in a hurry, and before going out, she even closed the door of the office very thoughtfully.
Yuan Mo: "..."
I have a bad feeling.
In the huge office, there were only two people left in an instant.
Yuan Mo stood in front of the desk with a puzzled expression, waiting for the boss's instructions.
After staring at Yuan Mo for a few seconds, Ao Fei suddenly leaned against the back of the chair, crossed her two long legs on the desk, and crossed her arms with her arms, looking like a gentleman.
After posing, he lifted his chin and asked, "How is it? It's been so long since I've been working here, how do you feel?"
After thinking for a while, Yuan Mo answered truthfully: "It's not been a long time, right? After all, I just officially joined the job this morning."
Ao Fei's face changed when he heard the words, and he said seriously: "It's been a long time for half a day, don't you really feel nothing at all?"
Yuan Mo's expression changed after hearing the words, and he said cautiously: "There is actually a feeling..."
Ao Fei's complexion improved a bit: "Then just say it."
"I just feel...the sanitation of our cafeteria is not up to standard." Yuan Mo still can't forget the cockroach that lay dead on his dinner plate, "...do you know if you have passed the sanitation permit? "
Ao Fei heard the words, but his face was a little dazed: "Health permit? What is that?"
Yuan Mo: "...is a certificate issued by the health supervision department, which is similar in nature to our company's public institution certificate."
Ao Fei's handsome eyebrows raised high: "Oh. Is it necessary to do it? What will happen if we don't do it?"
Yuan Mo thought about the particularity of this company, and said hesitantly, "It shouldn't be much... right?"
Ao Fei was relieved, so he waved his hand: "Then don't do it."
"..." Yuan Mo couldn't bear to complain, "But the sanitation of our company's cafeteria is too bad. I found a cockroach in the dish at noon today!"
In the end, it was pinched by that old Wu and ate it like a snack!
……vomit!
However, after hearing Yuan Mo's outrageous words, Ao Fei's face did not fluctuate in the slightest. Instead, he said, "Then I ordered the wrong food for you, right? Generally speaking, the food with cockroaches is given priority to poultry employees." .”
Yuan Mo: "..."
What?
What did you say
It turned out to be a mess.
He simply wondered if there was something wrong with his ears: "You, you mean..."
Ao Fei raised his slanting eyebrows again, and said very confidently: "Isn't it natural for birds to eat insects?"
"..." Yuan Mo almost cried, "But I'm a human race! When you cook in the cafeteria, can't you consider my psychological shadow?"
When I think about going to the cafeteria to eat in the future, I will continue to find all kinds of weird things in those dishes, such as flies, ants, cabbage worms, maggots...
vomit!
... No, he wanted to throw up again.
Ao Fei leaned on the boss chair, looked at Yuan Mo's disheveled face, and finally waved his hand compassionately: "Okay, okay, let Lao Wu cook for you alone in the future."
Yuan Mo quickly waved his hands: "No, no, that's too troublesome! I'd better ask Master Wu to spare me a pot, and I will cook my meals myself in the future."
That centipede eats cockroaches like desserts, so how can Yuan Mo dare to eat his dishes with confidence?Who knows if this guy will casually sprinkle some of the exclusive secret recipe that monsters love into his meals when he has a whim?
...It is still the most reassuring to cook by yourself.
Ao Fei frowned and stared at Yuan Mo for a long time. Seeing that he still insisted on his face, he nodded slightly displeased, and said lightly: "Okay, then you can cook by yourself from now on."
Yuan Mo hurriedly smiled and thanked: "Thank you, boss."
Ao Fei stared.
Yuan Mo's appearance is more youthful, although he is not as pure and handsome as Bai Tu, but the youthfulness on his face often makes people feel inexplicably cute.
Especially when he was in a daze or stunned occasionally, his silly appearance was like a lost and lost animal.
And whenever she laughs, the dimples on both sides of her cheeks seem to be filled with sweet wine, very intoxicating.
Ao Fei stared at the dimples on his face for a long time, then looked away unnaturally, and pretended to say: "Let's do things like this in the cafeteria...do you have any other thoughts?"
Yuan Mo thought for a while: "It seems... not anymore?"
"No more?" Ao Fei's momentum was on the rise again, and he stared at Yuan Mo sternly, "As an employee, in the past half a day, you only found something wrong with the food in the employee cafeteria? One day You only think about eating at night, are you an idiot!"
Yuan Mo: "...you can't say that! Am I still adapting to the environment? It's only been half a day, and I can see that these are already good!"
Besides, why is he such an idiot?
He didn't even take a few mouthfuls of lunch, his appetite was completely lost by that little strong corpse, okay?
Moreover, he is a newcomer who has just joined the vacant position, and he has spent all morning adapting to the company environment. What can he find?
He still can't even remember the faces of the company's employees?
However, the proud second-generation dragon in front of him is obviously not a person who can listen to explanations.
When Ao Fei heard that Yuan Mo dared to talk back instead of admitting his mistake, he became even more angry. He immediately retracted his legs on the desk, stood up and patted the table, and shouted: "Bold! How dare you contradict me!"
As soon as the words fell, the coercion belonging to the dragon clan overflowed from his body.
Yuan Mo was frightened by his sudden surprise, her legs almost gave way and she fell into a squatting position.
Seeing that he was just taking a picture of a table, Yuan Mo was so frightened that he was taken aback for a moment, and then his face showed a deep contempt of "Why are you so weak", so he restrained himself reluctantly The momentum of the whole body.
He leaned back on his boss chair again, raised his chin, nodded to the chair opposite his office, and said mercifully, "Sit down and talk."
With a pale face, Yuan Mo supported the chair and sat down, cursing in his heart, can this broken dragon get better?Press people with strength at every turn.
Are the dragons amazing?Your ancestor, the old dragon king of the East China Sea, can't even beat a monkey!What a fart you are for a wild dragon that doesn't even have a fief!If it weren't for the 1 yuan... hum.
Yuan Mo sat down across the desk, and flatteringly said, "Thank you, boss."
...Made, the situation is stronger than people.
Just wait and see.
After a while, when he, Yuan Xiaomo, finds a good job that matches him, he will definitely step on this broken dragon.
Ao Fei waited for Yuan Mo to sit down, and then said slowly and solemnly: "What do you think of our company?"
Yuan Mo: "..."
Is this starting to enter a normal conversation between boss and employee?
Yuan Mo straightened his posture immediately, and replied with a serious attitude: "It has a long history and strong strength."
"Well... what else?"
"Public institutions, good remuneration."
"anything else?"
"The employment is eclectic and very diverse."
"anything else?"
"Maintain the security and stability of the monster world and contribute to the cause of socialism."
"anything else?"
"The world can't do without our company!"
"anything else?"
"..."
After racking his brains, Yuan Mo finally choked out another sentence: "...the company's external image returns to its original nature and saves social resources."
He still can't forget the shock he felt when he first saw that small broken building lingering in the cracks of tall buildings yesterday.
Ao Fei: "..."
He glared at Yuan Mo dissatisfied: "What about me? Don't you have any opinions!"
Yuan Mo: "..."
After pondering the sacred intentions of Longxin silently in his heart, he tentatively said: "Boss, you... are very powerful and domineering, you have a leadership style, and your management skills are top-notch. Your employees especially listen to you."
Because it is said that the only disobedient one has been lying in the hospital for 20 years.
Ao Fei's face softened a little, he let out a "huh", glanced at Yuan Mo with an admiring look of "you are quite insightful", and then continued to say seriously, "The situation of the company Thinking about it, you have basically understood it. As the only human employee in the company, you are inherently inferior to other colleagues, so you should keep in mind the principle that the stupid bird flies first. You must work hard and work hard at work. You know. ?"
Stupid Niao Yuanmo: "..."
He nodded emotionally: "Understood the boss."
Next, Ao Fei continued admonishing Yuan Mo with his bossy demeanor.
It wasn't until he criticized the other party for nothing, from hair strands to toenails, that he stopped talking and made a few concluding remarks.
Ao Fei: "Anyway, it's a stroke of luck for a weak human race like you to join a big company like ours—you know, even 100 years ago, all human employees who could be recruited by us You are a well-known figure in the world of celestial masters. An ordinary person like you who has no special skills should know how to cherish opportunities and work hard, so that you can live up to the company's expectations of you, you know?"
Yuan Mo: "..."
So I don't have any skills, so why do you have to recruit me?
Although he had huge doubts in his heart, considering the appearance of the dragon in front of him when he asked this question before... Yuan Mo swallowed the question silently for the time being, and nodded numbly, expressing He listened to the other person's words.
Only then was Ao Fei satisfied. He leaned back on the chair, waved his hand, with a proud expression of "you can kneel down now", signaling Yuan Mo to get out.
Yuan Mo stood up and left, but when he walked to the door, Ao Fei behind him seemed to remember something, and suddenly stopped him: "Hey, wait a minute."
Yuan Mo stopped and turned around.
Ao Fei pointed to a desk full of sundries outside the office door, and said in a rewarding tone: "Clean up that desk, and you will work there from now on."
This desk is located closest to Ao Fei's office, and its back is facing his door. If the person sitting at this position fishes during work hours, he can definitely see clearly when Ao Fei passes by.
Yuan Mo: "...Thank you boss."
After leaving Ao Fei's office, Yuan Mo began to pack up the death seat.
Seeing this, the few colleagues in the office all craned their necks to look at him with gossipy faces.
One of them, a beautiful long-haired woman, was particularly bold. She observed Ao Fei's office for a while, and after finding no movement, she swayed her hips and walked towards Yuan Mo step by step.
Yuan Mo remembered this colleague, who seemed to be called Bai Mang.
Among so many colleagues, he could remember her so clearly, not because she was extraordinarily beautiful, but because the way this woman walked was so unforgettable!
——The exaggerated swaying of the buttocks to the left and the right, and the soft and boneless indecent appearance, at first glance, I am afraid that even the old bustards in the ancient brothels can't match it!Just like in the movie "Green Snake", Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing who just transformed into human form.
Coincidentally, the Baimang lady in front of her is indeed a snake demon just like her two famous seniors.
According to Tian Xiaolu, her original form seems to happen to be a giant white python, the kind that can swallow a cow with its mouth open.
So, how can a snake twist twice when walking is not serious?If you want it to collapse and walk straight away, can it still be called a snake?Wouldn't it be like a stick of meat?
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel "Yellow Momo" for dropping the mines!
Thanks to the little angel "Zhuo Zhuo" for the 10 nutrient solutions irrigated!
refill~
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