monster shelter

The arrested Ji Jing has been locked in the interrogation room, and the person in charge of interrogating him is the colleague Yuan Mo met on his first day at work who was kicked away by Ao Fei.

It is said that his original form is a brown bear, no wonder it is so strong, and it is fine to fly so far.

Out of curiosity about celebrities, after the interrogation in the interrogation room was over, Yuan Mo and his colleagues immediately went over to gossip.

One of the male colleagues who disliked Ji Jing the most gloated and asked, "How is it? What good is this plague chicken doing?"

Before the brown bear could speak, Ji Jing, who was escorted by him to Ao Fei's office, smiled slightly.

He squinted at the colleague who spoke, opened his mouth and said, "Yo? Isn't this an old turtle? Why haven't I seen you for so long, and the baldness seems to be getting worse? If this continues, I'm afraid I will be a bachelor for hundreds of years." Right? Tsk tsk."

It turned out to be a colleague of the tortoise: "..."

Ji Jing looked at the tortoise spirit, whose face turned blue from his anger, and smiled unbearably.

Then, when he turned his eyes, he happened to see Yuan Mo, who was among the group of monsters, trying to stand on tiptoe, stretching his neck, looking curiously at him.

Ji Jing paused, and said calmly: "You still have human race here?...Little brother, you have been staring at me, do you want to sign?"

All the colleagues turned their heads after hearing the words.

Not to mention, the eager look of this new human colleague is really similar to Ji Jing's little fans.

"..." Yuan Mo put down his tiptoes in embarrassment. There was no other way. There was a sturdy colleague in front of him blocking him. He couldn't see anything unless he tried hard. "No, no signature, thank you."

He just wanted to simply watch the excitement, human instinct.

Ji Jing: "Is that for a group photo?"

Yuan Mo: "No, there is no need for a group photo."

Ji Jing: "So you want to sleep with me?"

Yuan Mo: "..."

colleagues:"……"

What the hell!

It is indeed the king of chickens!

This fellow has no limit! !

Yuan Mo was in a mess for two seconds, then said with twitching corners of his mouth, "No, I don't want to, thank you for your hospitality."

colleagues:"……"

"It's okay." Ji Jing raised his handcuffed wrist, flirted with his bangs coquettishly, and winked at Yuan Mo, "It's okay, just say what you want, don't need to hide it. Tell the truth How about you, I feel a little tired of looking for women all the time, and I'm looking for a change recently... I think you're pretty good."

Yuan Mo: "..."

colleagues:"……"

Damn, this conversation is so shameless!

The people present couldn't stand it anymore.

At this time, a cold voice suddenly came from behind everyone: "Oh? Since you are tired, how about I help you so that you will never be troubled?"

Everyone turned their heads when they heard the words, and saw Ao Fei standing behind them with an unfriendly expression, looking at Ji Jing with a gloomy look.

Ji Jing's hand that was pulling his hair froze all of a sudden, and the expression on his face that was originally embarrassed quickly subsided, becoming extremely honest.

Seeing him deflated, everyone snickered in their hearts.

Ao Fei glared at Yuan Mo viciously, then looked at the colleague who was holding Ji Jing, and said in a cold tone: "Bring me here!"

Yuan Mo: "..."

Why are you staring at him?

Ji Jing was escorted into Ao Fei's office.

In less than a minute, he was escorted out again.

I don't know what happened in this 1 minute. This unscrupulous chicken essence has long since lost the arrogance it had when it first arrived, and the whole chicken is in a mess.

While being escorted out, he turned his head unwillingly, and shouted at Ao Fei in the office: "I am with them as you wish! I didn't force them! Why punish me? And it was only closed last time." I am half a month, why should I be imprisoned for a year this time? I don’t accept it! I don’t accept it—”

Ao Fei ignored him, waved his hand, and signaled his staff to pull him away quickly.

Ji Jing was quickly escorted to the cell, and the office became quiet again.

Yuan Mo thought for a while, and asked Bai Mang who was standing beside him: "Sister, this chicken... No, this Ji Jing, besides messing with men and women, did he commit other crimes this time?"

Bai Mang was sitting in his seat, carefully checking the makeup on his face in the mirror, and said casually: "No, just like last time, I slept with a girl from the Yaozu, and when I got tired of it, I played and disappeared. , all communication methods were blocked, and no one could be found. The other party was so angry that he reported him."

Yuan Mo was speechless: "Just for this little thing, isn't a one-year sentence a bit heavy?"

Even if it is their human race, people who play with their emotions will be called scumbags at most, so it is not a crime?Could it be that the Yaozu's sense of morality is particularly strong?

Without raising his head, Bai Mang continued to check his beautiful appearance, and said in his mouth: "Tsk, this kind of small dispute will be put aside decades ago. I guess our boss doesn't even bother to listen to it. Who dares to bother him with such a trivial matter? Guaranteed to be able to fly more than ten meters with one kick. But these years, the technology of the human race has developed too fast, and there are fewer and fewer monsters who dare to make trouble in the world... The boss is probably boring, right? You have to find something for yourself to do Ah... Last year, there was a little demon who was spitting in the street, and the boss happened to see him, and he was caught and locked up for half a month."

Yuan Mo: "..."

So, a case of emotional dispute will be punished for one year, spitting in the street for half a month... The reason is that the owner of this shelter has nothing to do all day and farts?

...It's such a reasonable statement that I really can't refute it.

******

Ji Jing was arrested suddenly. The economic company he signed was run by the human race. Naturally, he had no way of knowing that he was taken away by the Shanhai Shelter.

His sudden disappearance made his economic company panic and kept calling him.

Yuan Mo was the director of the logistics department. After Ji Jing was detained, some of the other party's personal belongings were detained in his hands.

Seeing the phone in the file bag kept ringing, Yuan Mo asked Tian Xiaolu how she handled it before, but only got one sentence: "Don't worry about him, they won't call when they get tired. Or you can just turn off the phone."

Yuan Mo: "..."

These monster races really do whatever they want.

A living person, especially a highly anticipated star, suddenly lost contact for a year. If you think about it, you know how much influence it will have on public opinion, and it may even cause panic among the public.

Yuan Mo thought for a moment, then went to Ji Jing's cell with his mobile phone.

Ji Jing's cell is next door to Wang Dahu's. This tiger spirit who engaged in pyramid schemes got himself into prison, since he found out that his new neighbor next door is actually a rich star, he has been trying to brainwash Ji Jing. I want to develop him into my own downline.

Several times when Yuan Mo came over, he could see Wang Dahu holding on to the iron fence, his face tightly stuck in the gap in the middle of the fence, as if he wished he could just squeeze out from here, and then sneaked into the prison next door. room posture.

It's a pity that the big star has been immersed in the anguish of being imprisoned for a year, so he simply ignored him.

Since the chicken brother learned that he was going to be in prison for a year, the whole chicken became a little dull, and he ignored everything he said.

At first, Yuan Mo thought he was worried about his acting career.

After all, this is a one-year sentence!How fast is the entertainment industry changing? If he goes back a year later, it's not certain whether there will be a place for him there.

As a result, when Yuan Mo asked Ji Jing again if he needed to take the initiative to call the economic company to explain the situation, he suddenly heard the other party sigh a long time, and said quietly: "One year is too long. It's..."

Yuan Mo expressed deep sympathy: "Yes, it's been too long."

After staying here for a long time, Yuan Mo also discovered that the monsters in modern society are already different from those written in the previous stories.

In the past, monsters could cat for hundreds of years just by finding a deep mountain or forest, so why don't you try it now?

But any mountain with better scenery has long been developed into a scenic spot, and there are tourists everywhere, so you can still go to the scenic spot and occupy the mountain as king?You are so beautiful.

Today's monsters have already learned to integrate into human society, but with the severe economic situation in the country in the past two years, it is difficult for even graduates of key universities like Yuan Mo to find a job, let alone most of them who don't even have a primary school diploma. There are no illiterate monsters anymore.

These days, Yuan Mo looked through the monster mouth registration information, and found that there are very few monsters like Ji Jing who can become a household name.

In fact, the vast majority of monsters are engaged in some relatively low-level labor.

For example, the loach spirit next door, his job is to help people dig lotus roots; there is also the cow spirit in the same cell, who carries furniture for the moving company.

There are also some who have gone astray, such as the pyramid schemer next door who went to prison and did not forget to develop offline; there is also the black bear who stole the corn; and the crab who asked the human race to collect protection fees...

Therefore, Yuan Mo always felt that Ji Jing, who was able to get ahead in the entertainment circle, must cherish his job very much.

Probably because of this, after he heard that he was going to be imprisoned for a whole year, the whole chicken was left alone, right?

It is estimated that the blow was too great.

Yuan Mo thought sympathetically.

In the end, before Yuan Mo finished sighing and sighing, he heard Ji Jing say weakly in that faint voice again: "It's really been too long... I have to wait a year before I can see mine again." It's sweet...Of course, there are Xiaomei, Mengmeng, Angel, Nanako, Xiuzhi, Angelina..."

Yuan Mo: "..."

Yuan Mo withdrew her excess sympathy, and praised blankly: "...Your friendship is really broad."

For the last few, you can tell which country they are from just by listening to their names.

Ji Jing glanced at Yuan Mo resentfully, sighed, and said, "It's okay... After all, I have participated in some activities abroad."

So I hooked up by the way.

Yuan Mo no longer had the slightest sympathy for the dead rooster. He passed the phone over with a cold face: "One last time, do you need to contact the economic company? If you don't, I will leave." After finishing speaking Pretend to go.

"...Then let's get in touch." Seeing that Yuan Mo really seemed to be planning to leave, Ji Jing hastily grabbed the phone in his hand and made a brief call to the agency.

After the call was connected, he made up a random excuse, saying that he was suffering from depression and could no longer continue to work, and he would go abroad for a year to relax.

Then, regardless of whether the person on the phone agreed or believed it, he just turned off the phone.

"Here, return it to you. They won't call again in the future."

Ji Jing handed back the turned off mobile phone to Yuan Mo, and then continued to be resentful and decadent, still babbling those names: "Tiantian, Xiaomei, Mengmeng, Angel, Nanako, Xiuzhi , Angelina...where are you? I miss you so much..."

Yuan Mo: "..."

The author has something to say: the first update today, and another chapter at [-] pm!

Thanks to "==" for dropping mines and grenades!