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Liang Zhou has experienced three illusions so far, no, strictly speaking, four.

The first illusion is in the event of the actor Deng Hongzhao, he entered Taoyao's territory from Chuanxin Mountain, peeked at the bond between Taoyao and Deng Hongzhao in the previous life, after the illusion was broken, he got the heart-piercing bow.

The second illusion is during the Miao family mansion incident, he entered the sealed domain of the Bone-Described Sword, met an unknown fairy in his previous life, and roughly knew the entanglement between his previous life and the Changsong Demon Lord, and the illusion was lifted Finally, the bone describing sword broke.

The third illusion was not experienced by himself, but Beini Xiao seemed to have fallen into an illusion during the filming of the first episode of Ability Man. He didn’t know what happened at that time, but after that, Beini Xiao suddenly asked to change partners, And began to ignore him and Yinghua.

The fourth illusion is here, this small building.

Some of these illusions are real, and some are half-true, but each illusion seems to have some hidden function, so what about this illusion?

Liang Zhou took a deep breath and took a step forward.

In the film "Small Building Ghost", the three-story attic of the small building hides the absolute realm of the perverted gentleman. Here, he kills people, makes dolls, and everything here is a part of the real him. , is also his most comfortable place. Based on this, Liang Zhou speculated that there are [-] million possible scenes that he could see when he opened the attic door, such as a room full of dolls, a room full of undead floating around, or Speaking of the bloody execution ground, the only thing he didn't expect was...he didn't see anything.

"Ahhhhhhh, shit, I'll go and go!" In front of Liang Zhou was a deep cliff, and he just stepped on the air and fell vertically.

Director Liang has never even sat on a jumping machine in his life, so this is not to mention how exciting it is.The gust of wind came whistling, making him ache all over, mottled colors appeared around him at some point, and the dead souls burning with phosphorous fire seemed to be attracted by some kind of bait, surrounding and chasing after Liang Zhou , keep spinning.Looking at it from head to toe, Liang Zhou almost had the illusion that he was a comet.

Comet, also known as broom star.

Liang Zhou's mind was in a mess, and there were countless voices muttering. At first he thought it was his own auditory hallucinations, but later he realized that they might be the voices of dead souls. He heard what Lu Gou heard after he entered the small building, maybe even more More, more more!A man is crying, a woman is laughing, an old man is coughing, a baby is crying, a woman is arguing with her husband, and old parents are sighing for their child...

All of a sudden, it seemed that all the sounds in this world broke through the barriers of time and space, gathered into an unstoppable and unstoppable tide, rolled towards him, engulfed him, pushed him, and brought him down continuously.

"Ahhhhhh..." Liang Zhou yelled for a long time, waving his hands wildly, trying to get something out to stop the falling trend, but more violent "waves" rushed towards him one after another .Those souls of the dead drilled into his body as if they didn't want to. Liang Zhou stood together with goosebumps all over his body, watching those bluish-green light clusters with pale white as the main tone kept hitting his chest. Sometimes it was cold and sometimes it was hot, it seemed that something was forming, and it was about to push open his chest and come out.

Liang Zhou was frightened by this terrible feeling. He was in a hurry, his throat was itchy, and he accidentally pulled out a bright brilliance. The brilliance twisted and gathered in his palm. The slender sword, when twisted, looked like a large bouquet of soft water.Liang Zhou wanted to hold it tightly, but accidentally bent it, but when he heard a "crash", he felt like he had crushed a water polo, and a stream of water fell from his hand instantly, making a rumbling sound. sound.

Liang Zhou was going crazy. Did he not make a steam iron or a humidifier, and just turned into a shower head?However, before he could think about it, he was thrown into the "deep water" he created.

"If it doesn't work, just trick and abduct." Amidst the tinnitus-like thud, he suddenly heard such a sentence.Countless fleeting years recede, and in the quiet sea of ​​time, what emerges is the image of memory like the vicissitudes of countless years ago.

Long, long ago, there lived a little transparent fairy.There are many immortals in the heavens, including natural immortals and ascending immortals, literary immortals and martial immortals, male immortals and female immortals. Everyone has great abilities, but this immortal is special.The name of this Shangxian is Shangxian, and he is actually no different from a frail scholar in the world. Firstly, he has no great weapons and swords, and secondly, he doesn't have any great magic formulas. That body...thick skin.

How thick can his thick skin be?Invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, it is said that even if the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation struck him for three days and three nights, at most there would be a small bloodstain on his body. .This weak and unreputable immortal who can do nothing but thick skin could have lived peacefully like other little immortals, playing chess and piano every day, burying flowers and composing obscene poems, etc. Unfortunately, this immortal is very special. The land is different, and he has a big wish, he wants to protect the weak, he wants to straighten the way, he wants the world to be peaceful, and he wants to fill the world with love!

Xiao Xianjun has a great vision, but unfortunately he has no skills, his martial arts are mediocre, and even his spells are only at the third-rate level. Fortunately, he has that skin.The demon king quarreled with the demon queen, and he ran to mediate, but was hacked by the demon knife Baiwei 49 times, nothing happened; the little monster was chased and killed by a human Taoist, he ran to rescue him, was beaten through a mountain, and himself Puling Puling climbed out of the mountain again; the violent Donghai Dragon Lord turned into a dragon and ate him in one bite, and he directly snapped his teeth... Anyone who is entangled by him will go through four stages: Disdain , annoyed, furious, and finally thought he was unlucky.With this amazing thick skin, oh, and the amazing mouth and that pleasing face, this fairy has really broken out a new world - the heaven simply sent him to the border where the demons are everywhere Stay calm, out of sight, out of mind, and only call him back when needed.

What is the time of need?For example, this time.

The great demon king Changming appeared in the world, threatening to subvert the Three Realms, scaring the shit out of all the big Luo Jinxians.I don't know how many heavenly soldiers and generals, the Almighty Xianjun, went to ask for an explanation. Holding a heart-piercing bow, a bone-drawing sword, and a nine-tailed ghost fox, he knocked all those people down into the world of mortals, and almost re-entered. reincarnation.The demon king was beaten to death by him, and the Heavenly Court had nothing to do with him. Seeing that this king was about to achieve the achievement of unifying the world with invincibility in the three realms, this little fairy jumped out.

"I'll come!" he said, "I'm not afraid of death, I'll go and persuade him."

Persuading... All the immortals looked at each other, and the little immortal said: "He is a demon king, and his identity is there, so he must be unreasonable."

So the little fairy found the devil on the first day, and he was shot three miles away by a heart-piercing bow and shot into the desert thousands of feet away. The hole was not repaired, so he ran back to find Chang Ming with the arrow; the little fairy found the devil for the second time, and only said one word: "You..." The devil swung the bone-drawing sword, and the little fairy was caught. Sweeping out, somersaulting, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", almost collapsing a corner of the heaven, Xiao Xianjun slapped his buttocks and got up, left the compensation money, and ran to look for it again. Demon Lord.

Eternal Singing Demon Monarch: "..."

Xiao Xianjun: "Hello, my name is Yinghua, and I am a fairy."

"Ying... Hua..." The Bone Storing Sword that was broken in the Miao family mansion was actually inside Liang Zhou's body. A sea of ​​past and future lives was created, and Liang Zhou was floating in it, muttering words.

The Demon King turned around and left, Xiao Xianjun: "Wait, let's talk, just talk, okay?"

The little fairy walked backwards beside the devil: "Wow, is this your pet? It looks cute." The little fairy reached out to touch the big fluffy tail of the nine-tailed fox. Turning around suddenly, he bit down hard.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Xiaoxianjun shook his hand desperately, "Bite it, let go quickly, Mojun, let it loosen quickly, be careful of biting its teeth!"

The veins on the Demon King's forehead jumped up, this time he grabbed Xiao Xianjun and pressed him hard into the ground.

The little fairy was pushed all the way to the ground like a big radish, and he couldn't see the sky above or the ground below. He was caught in the darkness, swinging his legs and shouting: "Devil Lord, Demon Lord, let's talk, you Don't be like this, Xiaoxian has claustrophobia!"

The Demon Monarch Changming turned around and left. He had never walked so fast in his entire life.Xiao Xianjun sighed, and began to dig out for himself one shovel after another.At this time, I will say that Xiaoxianjun’s slogan of filling the world with love is not for nothing. He has made many good friends (those who dislike him) with his practical actions. The story of being stuck in the field was quickly spread.

"The Demon Lord Changming was angered by a little fairy!"

"The demon lord Changming chopped off the little fairy three swords, the little fairy is nothing!"

"The demon lord Changming angrily pushed the little fairy to the ground, but the little fairy is still fine!"

"Is it unlucky for Xiao Xianjun to go to the Demon Lord for a long cry yesterday?"

"Is it unlucky for Yinghua to go to the Demon Lord for Changming today?"

"Will Immortal Yinghua go to the Demon Monarch tomorrow to sing bad luck?"

"One thing descends one thing, and the Demon Lord's Changming also has today!"

Mojun Changming must have never thought that his reputation of stopping children crying at night would be inexplicably damaged in this place, but when he realized it, it was too late. Huidi appeared in front of him, and stretched out his other hand with a smile, handing over a shiny gemstone in his hand and saying "meeting gift, please accept it", Mojun Changming was really convinced.

"What the hell are you trying to do!" For the first time, Mojun Changming was willing to talk nonsense to an immortal.

Xiao Xianjun said with a smile on his face: "I want to be friends with you... Oh no, be friends."

This time, the demon lord Changming punched the little fairy into the ice cave in the extreme north. It took a long time for the little fairy to come back with two fish in his hand: "Changming, long time no see. , Do you eat fish? Salmon."

The prestige of the Three Realms, and countless people frightened by the news, the demon lord sang and went crazy.