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Immortal Yinghua had a dream.

Logically speaking, gods don't have dreams, let alone what he did... a erotic dream!

As a fairy, Yinghua Xianjun cultivates Taoism naturally, adheres to the rules of a gentleman, keeps clear rules and precepts, and is not disturbed by the world of mortals.So this dream made him very confused, not to mention that the person who did that thing with him in the dream was Liang Zhou, and he was still the one who took the initiative.

Immortal Yinghua didn't know what was wrong with him, or what was wrong with Hu Jiaxiang's skin, but on the one hand he felt that this was wrong, and on the other hand he felt that the feeling in the dream was really great and comfortable!In the dream, he and Liang Zhou faced each other naked, and Liang Zhou was pressed under him and repeatedly entered.He was not very proficient at the beginning, after all, Immortal Yinghua never remembered that he had done such a thing since he could remember.Ordinary people always say that the rules of heaven are rigid, and they like to make up stories about sending some fairies from the upper world to marry mortals, and then they are beaten by the leaders. Among them, the queen mother is the most serious one. In the eyes of the immortals, it is not a big deal at all. The heavens don't care about it, and the immortals don't shy away from it.Of course, the fact that the immortals are not taboo does not mean that they are keen on this matter.

If we use a scientific explanation to explain, immortals and mortals are actually equivalent to two different species. Immortals are naturally the one with a higher degree of evolution. In our eyes, it seems to be an interesting little thing.Just like humans like to keep cats, dogs and birds as pets, mortals are these cats, dogs and birds in the eyes of gods.It is not ruled out that some people who are eager to love pets will want to live with their pets forever, but most people still can only regard them as passing by in their lives.

The lifespan of immortals is too long, and the lifespan of a mere human being of a hundred years is just a snap of the fingers in their eyes. How do you tell them to invest in a real so-called love?On the contrary, there are also some immortals who like to hunt flowers and go down to the world from time to time to pretend to be human beings to pick up girls and have sex. Immortal Yinghua knows a few such immortals, but he is not.

Okay, let me repeat here, Xianjun Yinghua is a good fairy, he is a clean-spirited person, cherishes feathers, has a firm heart, and loves peace. The most common thing he does every day is to clean, help the weak, and remove The little bird that came down was put back into the bird's nest or the good fairy who helped the old lady cross the road, and this good fairy now has a erotic dream, dreaming that he had an indescribable relationship with a mortal, and it was he who took the initiative, and also Special enjoyment!

From the inexperienced at the beginning to the rapid progress later, Yinghua Xianjun fully appreciates the process of "the world is really wonderful", such as rear entry, side entry, 69-bit, blowjob and bukkake Italian table lamp... No, it seems to be a chandelier ?Immortal Yinghua was a little dazed, not sure where he saw these things, but he was able to dream of them in his dreams.

Liang Zhou was really cute in Yinghua Xianjun's dream.From the small resistance at the beginning, the refusal to welcome, to the intoxication later, moaning again and again, and finally even passed out.Xianjun Yinghua was surprised in the dream, how could a mortal be so cute and so alluring.Although he acted fiercely, the first time Yinghua Xianjun did this was shy, but he thought it was a good dream, so it was rare that he was still asleep for a long time after dawn, but another person woke up.

Liang Zhou woke up.

After waking up, Liang Zhou opened his eyes and stared blankly at the ceiling of his house. It seemed that his mind was in a state of emptiness, but it was not, Liang Zhou was remembering.The memory is like melting ice and snow, turning into spring water, and slowly recovering. He managed to remember that Hu Jiaxiang saved his life last night. In order to express his gratitude, he decided to invite the latter to eat supper, but the supper stall was closed for some reason. I had no choice but to go to the convenience store to buy some beer and snacks, and take Hu Jiaxiang home to sit and sit.And then... something went wrong.

Liang Zhou took a breath and turned his head, Hu Jiaxiang's face was very close at hand.The man's facial features are impeccably handsome, even on such a morning, without any modification, one can still taste a thrilling beauty.Now, this beautiful man is completely naked, not only that, the man is leaning against his body tightly, with one arm around his waist as if possessing him, and Liang Zhou's two legs are also clamped between his two slender legs. among.

Ah, what a beautiful, harmonious...morning between lovers...shit! ! !

Liang Zhou was so angry that he almost passed his back!Liang Zhou has never been a good young man who talks about five things, four beauties and three things he loves. He entered the society early, and he has tasted all kinds of ups and downs in order to make money. The reason why he waited for Hu Jiaxiang to come out and invited him to eat was because Liang Zhou didn't like to owe favors to others.Although Liang Zhou looks gentle, his personality is very independent. He is used to being alone. He neither likes to be nosy, nor does he like to owe favors. It's like opening a certain treasure store if a madman asks him to bring breakfast. For example, Boss Jia gave him money to promote him, so he tried every means to follow the line with Beini Xiao; Hu Jiaxiang saved his life, but Hu Jiaxiang came back from the dead to Liang Zhou He didn't forget it, so he wanted to pay off the favor quickly and continue to have nothing to do with Hu Jiaxiang, but who would have thought that such a thing would happen?

Liang Zhou glared fiercely at Hu Jiaxiang, who was still sleeping soundly, and even muttered, "Do you like it, Xiaochuan?"

Liang Zhou: "..."

Liang Zhou inhaled deeply, then exhaled, inhaled again, and exhaled again.He struggled for a long time between the three options of [-]. blackmailing Hu Jiaxiang with the negative news about sleeping with men; As if nothing happened.Liang Zhou gritted his teeth, struggled out of Hu Jiaxiang's arms, and sat up.However, when he moved like this, he immediately felt an unspeakable soreness. Apart from the muscle pain, the most obvious thing was the feeling that something flowed out from the rear of his body.

Liang Zhou: "..."

Liang Zhou jumped to the ground, his feet went limp, he held on to the bedside table and rushed to the kitchen.Damn it, he's going to kill Hu Jiaxiang, that stinky rascal!Liang Zhou's movement alarmed Immortal Yinghua. Yinghua woke up from the dream in a trance, and saw a cold light coming towards her with murderous aura. The body acted before the brain. Empty into the sword.

Liang Zhou: "..."

Hey, so angry!Liang Zhou was furious, he pulled out the kitchen knife and slashed again. Immortal Yinghua straightened his body with a carp, rolled off the bed, and dodged Liang Zhou's second blow.Liang Zhou was so angry that he chased Yinghua all the way with a kitchen knife.Immortal Yinghua came back to his senses with great difficulty, and seeing Liang Zhou's appearance again, his bruises and purples immediately activated his memory.

Wasn't last night a dream?Yinghua thought for a while, and suddenly realized that it was the vixen!The vixen Xiao Beini originally wanted to seduce Yinghua last night. Most foxes are good at seductive tricks. He must have done that last night. But Yinghua is a fairy, and she was not fascinated by such indecent tricks at all. , As a result, he retreated completely, but for some reason, the effect of this sorcery did not completely fade away, instead it hid down, and for some reason, it flared up in Liang Zhou's home later.

Immortal Yinghua felt a headache and had to deal with countless disputes between fairies and demons. He had taught a group of little monsters to be submissive and recited the "Tao Te Ching" with him every day. He didn't know how to deal with the current situation.

Even if she doesn't care about world affairs and loves peace, Yinghua also knows that Liang Zhou will definitely be angry if he did that thing for no reason.By the way, Yinghua turned her head and got it.When he turned around, Liang Zhou's kitchen knife happened to be slashing at him. Yinghua didn't use any strength just now, so he snatched the kitchen knife away and said, "Comrade Liang Zhou, listen to me...say... Yinghua dodged a chair thrown by Liang Zhou, put it back on the ground, and aimed at the line of the table obsessively.

Liang Zhou was so angry that his seven orifices were full of smoke, especially every time he took a step, he felt that something was still flowing from his back, and there was still that foreign body feeling after being stretched by something, and even the sore, soft and numb aftertaste remained in his body , Let his legs go weak when he runs.I remembered when I saw Hu Jiaxiang falling from the building a few days ago, that person was wearing only a pair of flirty CK bullet underwear with his long legs bare. At that time, Liang Zhou was still guessing what this guy was doing before he fell. What kind of dirty things, whether it's the one above or the one below, now... everything is clear, not only clear, but also deeply understood by Liang Zhou.

Liang Zhou didn't know whether he wanted to kill Hu Jiaxiang, or the self from last night, because he also remembered that last night he cooperated with Hu Jiaxiang's attack as if by accident, and became entangled with him. Together.For the first time Liang Zhou really knew that even if he wasn't gay, he was at least gay.

MLGB, the three views are broken!

Liang Zhou was pressed and fucked by Yinghua for too long last night, and now he didn't eat breakfast, and he was so angry. After this round of exercise, his legs were weak and his eyes were dazzled, and he fell down on the chair.Seeing him fall, Yinghua couldn't help but move: "Are you okay?"

"Don't come over!" Liang Zhou yelled, and Hu Jiaxiang really stayed where he was.Liang Zhou was extremely thirsty. He reached out to pick up the thermos bottle on the table to pour it out, but when he took it, he found that there was no water. Looking at the table again, it was all leftovers from last night's "candle night talk" between him and Hu Jiaxiang. under beer cans.It's a mistake to drink!Liang Zhou was extremely sad and indignant.

Immortal Yinghua saw that Liang Zhou stopped screaming, and said cautiously: "Comrade Liang Zhou..." Liang Zhou flew over with a sharp eye, Yinghua had no choice but to change his words, "Liang...Mr. Liang, what happened to me last night... I'm sorry." Yinghua looked into Liang Zhou's eyes and said as calmly as possible, "I know that was unfair to you last night..."

Liang Zhou crushed the cans in his hand, Yinghua said, "But this is the end..."

Liang Zhou thought to himself, yes, the matter has come to this point, can he really hack Hu Jiaxiang to death?Of course, he can also call the police, but what's the point of calling the police to someone like Hu Jiaxiang who can come back from the dead and beat up female ghosts?And he owed Hu Jiaxiang a life... Liang Zhou thought wearily, and shook his hand, meaning forget it, let everything go.

Yinghua said: "It's over, I'm sorry, so I thought, why don't we get married."

Liang Zhou: "???"

Liang Zhou said, "What did you say?" He even picked out his ears.

Yinghua said: "Oh, yes, you are not in the mood to say that now." He cleared his throat and said very sincerely, "Comrade Liang Zhou, in view of the relationship between you and me that transcends class friendship, please allow me to I sincerely propose to you to marry me as a legal couple."

Liang Zhou inhaled deeply again, exhaled, inhaled, exhaled, and ten seconds later, a "roll~~~~" resounded through the entire apartment building. Hua Xianjun was kicked out of Liang Zhou's house in that "roll" sound!