Weekly entertainment gossip

"Morning, boat..." The lunatic asked in a daze, "Why, didn't you sleep well last night?"

With two dark circles under his eyes, Liang Zhou came in leisurely, yawned and said, "No... nothing..." Then he threw the breakfast he just bought into the trash can.

madman:"……"

Liang Zhou didn't notice anything, he floated to his seat and sat down, staring blankly at his computer screen in a daze.Yachting, the master of Liang Zhou's family, did not know what medicine he took wrongly last night. After returning home, he was very angry.Stepped on the table, stomped on the living room, stomped on the kitchen, and finally stood next to the bunch of flowers Hu Jiaxiang bought, roaring, Liang Zhou suspected that it didn't like the smell, and finally had no choice but to give the flowers to It was placed outside the door, but fortunately the fruit was put into the refrigerator in time.

But it wasn't over yet, Liang Zhou couldn't sleep because of the noise from the yacht all night.Liang Zhou bought thousands of cat litters for his master, but the yacht himself prefers a box that used to hold cat climbing frames, so the master sometimes sleeps in cat litters, sometimes in boxes, but basically sleeps in the The living room, as a result, last night, the ancestor refused to leave Liang Zhou's bedroom. It seemed to be guarding its own territory. Liang Zhou didn't close his eyes all night, and only closed his eyes for a while at dawn.

"Could it be puberty?" Liang Zhou put his head on the table and thought, "Probably not, it's still winter." Liang Zhou's yacht was not neutered, because... no veterinarian dared to do anything to it.Liang Zhou had tried no less than three times to take the yacht to the veterinary hospital, but he was very clever, and he disappeared when he saw something wrong. The only time he succeeded in getting him to the hospital, he almost dragged the doctor into the human hospital.Since then, Liang Zhou has never had the idea of ​​neutering this little male cat, but what is interesting is that the yacht basically does not come into heat. In the spring, the wild cats in the community are called together, and when there are pornographic movies everywhere, it is still chasing Running with canned cat food, Liang Zhou felt that Yachting might be a bit frigid, like him...

As soon as sex was mentioned, Hu Jiaxiang's appearance immediately appeared in Liang Zhou's mind. When he realized what he was thinking, he was almost choked to death by his own saliva.

"Hu Jiaxiang..."

"Cough, cough, cough!" This time, he really choked.

Liu Liu was terrified, and hurriedly patted Liang Zhou on the back and calmed down, and stammered in fright, "Xiao, brother Xiaochuan, are you okay, I didn't mean it... on purpose, I called you several times, A few, a few times."

Xiao Huang handed over a glass of warm water at the right time, and Liang Zhou quickly drank it in one gulp, finally slowing down.Damn, I was almost scared to death.Liang Zhou said, "You, what did you just say?"

Liu Liu timidly said: "I... I just said Brother Xiaochuan, yesterday I finished writing the manuscript of the witch crew, and sorted out the photos and videos, you, would you like to take a look now?" He paused and then said , "I've finished writing the self-criticism." The more he said, the lower his voice became, and he looked at Liang Zhou pitifully, with a look on his face that you don't want to throw me away.

It was only then that Liang Zhou remembered that he had assigned Liu Liu homework yesterday. Looking at the stack of papers in the child's hand, he couldn't help but change his impression of him.Liu Liu is not a lazy kid, but he has a rough personality and can't speak his mind. However, professionalism can be trained the day after tomorrow. This kid is obedient and will do everything Liang Zhou arranges seriously. .

Liang Zhou pretended to cough and said, "Put the review paper first, I'll read it later, show me the contents of the manuscript first."

Hearing this, Liu Liu carefully handed over the A4 papers in his hand, and Liang Zhou looked down, good guy, it was actually written by hand, this sincerity is enough, but after reading it for ten seconds, he couldn't take it anymore.Liang Zhou raised his head and looked at Liu Liu thoughtfully.Liu Liu asked timidly, "Brother Xiaochuan, what's wrong?"

Liang Zhou said, "How did you... write this character?" He saw that the square characters on the paper were Chinese from a distance, but they were all distorted and deformed when viewed up close, and almost none of them could be recognized.

Liu Liu lowered her head in shame and said, "I'm sorry, Brother Xiaochuan, my mother often said that my calligraphy is dog-paste."

Liang Zhou said, "Hey, that's fine, just show me the electronic version."

Liu Liu let out a "hey" and quickly turned her computer screen to Liang Zhou. Liang Zhou saw the title at a glance: Feng Leshui, actor of the Witch Crew, competes with Hu Jiaxiang in martial arts.

The valuable news captured by Liang Zhou and his wife yesterday was the matter of Feng Leshui and Hu Jiaxiang. The matter of the actor and his wife is complicated and confusing, and it must not be touched at this time, so Liu Liu still has some news tentacles.

Liang Zhou continued to read, since the protagonists of this news are only small stars, so this news is not big, there is no need to make a long Weibo, Liu Liu just wrote a newsletter of more than 100 characters, to the effect that the witch crew started On the [-]st, Hu Jiaxiang and Feng Leshui had a martial arts competition. Both of them were very good. bright light.

After reading the news, Liang Zhou changed it for him: "The title is not eye-catching, the writing is sloppy, not capable enough, and not provocative enough." He quickly typed the text: "[Rain Screen Studio Exclusive Breaking News 】The witch crew had internal strife at the start-up ceremony and staged a full-scale martial arts".He said: "Look, when you write like this, everyone will think, how can there be infighting at the start of the machine, who is infighting, what is going on with the whole martial arts, is it buying murder to beat people?"

Liu Liu was so dumbfounded that she even forgot to nod her head.

Liang Zhou said, "Now, do you think this title is good?"

Liu Liu nodded immediately: "Okay, okay!"

But Liang Zhou shook his head: "Not good enough." He added two more words: [Rain Screen Studio Exclusive Breaking News] Shocked! !There was internal strife at the opening ceremony of the witch crew, and a full-scale martial arts was staged.

"Punctuation marks have expressions. There are too many messages on the Internet now. To attract people to read them, the title must be attractive, whether it is in terms of content, language organization or use of punctuation marks." Liang Zhoubian While talking, he continued typing: "Now let's look at what you wrote. Well, the focus is not prominent, the language is not humorous, and it is not provocative...Liu Liu, we are doing gossip news, not social news."

Liang Zhou started to fight cracklingly: "Yesterday at X o'clock and X minutes, actors F and H of the witch crew had a conflict at the scene, fighting with weapons..." Liang Zhou finished the short text message neatly, and said, "This That's enough. Make people feel that Hu Jiaxiang and Feng Leshui had great friction at the scene, and even create the illusion that they were slashing each other with knives. Of course, you must never write anything that is true. People will watch the video and call us fake. We can say that some fans have over-imagined."

At some point Liu Liu took out his notebook and started to write down. Liang Zhou smiled knowingly, this kid is really good.He said: "We also need to find the right photos, the right angles, the right movements, and the right expressions. It is necessary to make people misunderstand the angles, movements, and expressions of our misleading meaning."

Liu Liu said "Oh" and asked Liang Zhou, "Brother Xiaochuan, can we just send this message?"

Liang Zhou was about to say yes, but stopped when the words came to his lips.He looked at the message, but couldn't press the Enter key with his finger. Under Liu Liu's puzzled eyes, Liang Zhou sighed, and finally pressed the DELETE key, and quickly wrote a new message .

“[Rain Screen Studio Exclusive Breaking News] Shocking!! The opening ceremony of the Witch Crew was full of 'infighting' and staged a martial arts show. Yesterday, the Witch Crew started in Jiangshan Scenic Area, Zhejiang. The male lead Lin Yizhi@Just an actor Deng Hongzhao and other main creators attended the ceremony , Changming Mojun (@胡嘉祥), who has been gaining popularity recently, contributed a wonderful play on the spot and attracted everyone's applause. Link..."

Liang Zhou said: "Just post it like this. By the way, I will pick the photos for you." Liang Zhou quickly picked out a few photos of Hu Jiaxiang who were particularly handsome and stylish. Feng Leshui's face in the photo is either invisible or blurred.He pointed to the screen, "The video is also cut according to this standard, and Feng Leshui's face can be blurred as much as possible."

The lunatic heard this, and shouted at Liang Zhou: "What's your situation, praise Hu Jiaxiang?"

Liang Zhou naturally couldn't admit it, and said: "What are you talking about, the witch crew is Deng Hongzhao's film, we can't take it too far, and immediately hype it negatively. As for Feng Leshui, we can put it in the next update to keep it hot. Well!"

The lunatic was bluffed by him, and said: "Yes, you are smart, I will cut it again."

Liang Zhou thought, I'm sorry brother, but for my... really good brother Hu Jiaxiang, you should work harder.

After this matter was dealt with, Liang Zhou's spirit also recovered. He opened the mailbox and found that Hu Qiu, whom he had contacted yesterday, had replied to the letter. , More refunds and less compensation."

Liang Zhou: "..." But this time, he really couldn't say that the former paparazzi found out that the intelligence dealer was black, because Liang Zhou's request this time was really not easy to fulfill.

梁舟的要求单上是这么写的：“1、邓鸿照夫妇22年前诊断病例复印件（有主治医生、护士姓名及联系方式更佳）；2、发现邓鸿照夫妇及邓鸿照夫妇物品的搜救队员姓名及联系方式；3、关于穿心山地区的传说合集；4、现场照片多多益善。”梁舟有种直觉，揭开22年前的疑云就能解开22年后的谜题，就能写出一则有分量的报道，也许他就能好几个月都不愁房租了。至于那3万元，当然是用老贾给的活动经费卡啊！