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After waking up the next morning, Liang Zhou stared at the top of the carved bed in a daze for a long time.Eating barbecue is not good for your health, mom, I will never eat barbecue again!

It took him a lot of effort to get up from the carved wooden bed that might be an antique. He took a breath when he moved, and lifted the quilt to see that, apart from those ambiguous hickey marks and bite marks, both of his knees are intact today. is red.

In order to ensure the effect of the one-star program group, all the food and clothing expenses of the star during this life are compared with those of the ancient times. Where did Simmons come from in the ancient times, so Liang Zhou knelt on this cold bed in the middle of the night last night and was taken away by Yinghua. After hitting from the back, it was inserted from the front again, and the knees were all red.This is not a big deal, when the barbecue reached its climax, the two of them played the riding position in a very unscrupulous manner.Liang Zhou grabbed the bedpost, climbed up, and then slid down, that feeling... Liang Zhou felt that he suddenly understood why Super Mario would lose her life every time she jumped up with her legs spread apart and landed on a cactus.

It was already eight o'clock in the morning, Yinghua had already started work, Liang Zhou saw a white steamed bun and soy milk on the table, and another note: "I'm going to start work, you can take a rest after breakfast. "Finally with a smiley face.Yinghua's note was written with a brush, and the handwriting was correct and stable, only the cartoon smiling face seemed a bit nondescript.Liang Zhou looked at it, couldn't help laughing, and felt a little embarrassed touching his forehead.

Today is the first day of official filming for the "Star" Traveling Through the Crew, and Liang Zhou naturally couldn't miss this opportunity. Since Yinghua said that he had a hidden amulet on him, he picked up the steamed bun and went out without hesitation.

Liang Zhou just opened the door and saw two crew members fiddled with something in the yard. They might be shooting some empty scenes. Hearing the sound, one of the two turned his head, looked at Liang Zhou, and then Said: "Morning."

Liang Zhou: "...Morning."

The staff member said, "Did you just have breakfast?"

Liang Zhou: "...hey."

After the exchange was over like this, the other party turned back and continued to work with another staff member. He did not show any surprise or abnormality during the whole process, as if Liang Zhou was just a staff member who was neither familiar nor unfamiliar with the crew. .

It's amazing!Liang Zhou thought to himself, he might as well bite the steamed bun and walk out swaggeringly.

It was quite late when Liang Zhou climbed over the wall yesterday, so he didn't take a good look at this Miao house. The weather is fine today, so he just took a leisurely look at it.The house was well maintained. Although it was an old house, it was not desolate and dilapidated, nor was the ancient and original appearance destroyed by modern living equipment.Liang Zhou walked through it all the way, and saw a few staff members passing by from time to time, some of them nodded to him, and some would say hello and say a few words to him.At first, Liang Zhou worried that he would not be able to cope with some professional questions. Later, he found that whenever he couldn’t answer or answered wrongly, the other party couldn’t hear them. Yinghua’s amulet is like a particularly powerful fault-tolerant mechanism. However, any problems with Liang Zhou, whether it is appearance, figure, behavior or speech, will be wiped out by this mechanism, but normal communication is not hindered.

Liang Zhou turned around and ran into Xiao Beini in a flower hall. She changed into a bright red dress with a pattern of impatiens on a red background, and her hairstyle was also very charming. She looked completely different from before Yes, many male staff members are looking at her frequently, with surprise in their eyes.

Xiao Beini didn't realize that the "staff" in front of him was Liang Zhou, so Liang Zhou simply approached and looked carefully for a while, thinking that Xiao Beini seemed to be doing a cleaning task, so he looked at it for a while before leaving , Before leaving, he asked a staff member beside him: "Where is Hu Jiaxiang?"

The man showed him the way: "I'm busy in the backyard." He said with a "hehe" smile, "It's the first day for a new guest, you know."

Liang Zhou thanked him, thought about it, and joked to the staff member, "Hey! Xiao Beini has a penis."

Staff: "Okay, go get busy."

Liang Zhou: "...It's really boring."

Liang Zhou followed the staff's guidance all the way to find Yinghua.

This morning, the task of the stars is the easiest in the whole round, and it is a single task. The difficulty of the task depends on the ranking of the previous knockout round. Among them, Yinghua and Xiao Beini are newcomers to the group. The questions you get will be more difficult than others, which means that the tension and fun of the show are guaranteed from the beginning, and it can be regarded as a little benefit for the old guests who survived the knockout rounds.

Liang Zhou followed a group director of the program group for a while, and finally simply followed a piece of his task arrangement paper to read.The content of this part of the task can be regarded as a familiar tutorial, so it is completely open. The stars also know what each other is doing. raw materials; Ouyang Xin's task is to use 50 taels of silver to buy silk and other decorations needed for the birthday banquet venue; People are in charge of different areas. As a new guest, Xiao Beini is responsible for a larger area, and it is more troublesome to clean up. Moreover, he has to adjust the interpersonal disputes among the servants while cleaning; Zhang Zhentao is sent to sort out the list of guests invited to the banquet; What Yao Wenji had to do was to find suitable bowls, cups, saucers, pots and the like; only Meng Fei, since he was the champion of the last round of voting, he had nothing to do this morning and could wander around.

One "star" to travel through stipulates that as long as you complete the task, you can get a certain number of energy gems for time travel. However, in addition to the main task, there are side tasks and hidden tasks. Sometimes there will be tasks for supporting characters who pass by in the house. Give it to you, maybe you can even pick up some points by wandering around, but the latter usually pick up fragments of energy gems, and it takes a few pieces to synthesize a energy gem.

After reading everyone's tasks, Liang Zhou only saw Yinghua's tasks at the last line.Liang Zhou blinked his eyes, thinking that this program group is really dark enough.

Following the map on the back of the mission paper, he found the backyard where Yinghua was. Liang Zhou happened to see Yinghua rolling up his sleeves and trousers, listening to a man dressed as a domestic servant, while several staff members were filming.Liang Zhou sneaked over and picked a spot where he could see what was going on in the yard without distracting Yinghua's attention.The man who looked like a domestic servant was holding an ax in his hand, and in front of him was a round wooden stake that reached the height of a person's calf, and there was a stone platform under the log.

The man dressed as a domestic servant said, "Today we are going to learn how to chop wood." He said and picked up the long-handled ax in his hand, "Like this, put your hands forward and back, keep your feet apart, pay attention to your center of gravity, and don't be carried away by the axe." It's over, don't just rely on the strength of your arms, this one needs to use your back muscles, like this..." The ax fell, and the log split open, and the man split half of it first, saying, "The first blow may not hit the head , at this time, you can use the ax embedded in it, swing it up and smash it on the ground. Look, it’s open.”

The camera took a close-up shot of the woodcutter, and then pushed him in front of Yinghua to record all the subtle expressions on his face. Unfortunately, Yinghua didn't have any special expressions at this time. He listened quietly, Neither surprised nor agitated.The master who taught how to chop wood said, "Now try it."

Yinghua took the ax he handed over, and was about to swing it, the master shouted again: "Hey, pay attention to your posture." Yinghua waited patiently for him to correct her posture, then weighed the weight of the ax in her hand, With a "snap", the wood was split in half neatly.

The woodcutter was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Good performance." He said, "Third young master, it's time to let you know the number of tasks you have to complete this morning." The woodcutter waved his hand, and he came in Eight men, each pushing a cart full of logs.Although the car is a small car, there are definitely a lot of them.

The camera immediately aimed at Yinghua, wishing to poke him in the face, but Yinghua still had that calm expression, and several staff members murmured in their hearts, are they scared to death?Even if there is no big movement like screaming, at least there should be a shocked micro-expression, otherwise how will the editing be done later.

Yinghua looked around, and finally frowned as everyone expected, and said, "These are all going to be finished this morning?"

"Yes." The woodcutter said, "not this morning, but within two hours."

Yinghua said, "Are these firewood prepared for the banquet?"

The staff replied: "Yes."

Yinghua said, "There are too many."

The staff member was also a veteran of the world invited by the program group, and immediately felt that this could be used, and said: "Third Young Master, if you can't finish this firewood, then you should quit the mission early."

Yinghua looked at the staff member, and the camera took a close-up. Yinghua's face at this time was indeed not very happy.Is this going to be a big deal?I don't know how many staff members think that way.

"All things have spirits," Yinghua said seriously, "chickens break their shells, trees germinate, and silkworms spin silk. Although they are all destined to be used or eaten by humans, the order of heaven is for their own survival. Taking the lives of other creatures is one thing, wasting and depriving them is another, and the dishes we are going to cook today don’t need so much firewood.” He shook his head, “Forget it, this is also the chain reaction caused by my arrival .”

Everyone looked at each other, feeling... so cold, only Liang Zhou understood, Yinghua was pitying those severed trees.

The woodcutter said, "Then do you still want to do the task?"

Yinghua nodded: "Do it. Just treat them as a ride." He said as he walked over and poured out the firewood from the first car.

The logs rolled out were thick and thin. Yinghua did not chop firewood first, but roughly divided the logs according to thickness.The staff looked at the stopwatch and said, "The timing has already started."

Yinghua was not in a hurry at all, and went to pour the second car of firewood, and then the third car...

The staff didn't know what he was busy with. The host in charge of hosting the event asked him, "Master Third, what are you doing now?"

Yinghua said, "Divide the firewood."

The staff member said: "Why do we still have to separate?"

Yinghua said, "Chopping firewood is convenient."

Time passed by, and Yinghua spent about half an hour pouring out all the seven cars of firewood, and then divided them into five piles one by one.The yard wasn't too small at first, but after Yinghua made such a move, it suddenly became full, and the film crew almost had no place to set foot.Liang Zhou stood aside, also sweating for Yinghua. Although Yinghua is a celestial master, he has never heard that a celestial master is good at chopping firewood.Why is this program group so bad, Liang Zhou couldn't help but complain for Yinghua.

"It's an hour." The staff said that during this time, Yinghua began to carefully stack the logs. He stacked the logs one by one, almost up to his chest.The Yinghua people are tall, which is already taller than some of the staff members. The cameraman can only find a stepping stone to stand on and shoot.

"Hu Jiaxiang, if you don't do anything else, you will run out of time." The firewood cutter said again, "You can choose to ask me for help now, and I can help you get rid of a load of firewood by spending one energy gem."

Yinghua said: "Thank you sir, I can do it." He finally finished arranging all the firewood in an hour and a half, then turned his head and smiled somewhere.Everyone else was puzzled, only Liang Zhou knew that Yinghua had seen him.Maybe that guy had discovered him a long time ago, but he didn't say hello to him because of the needs of the show.

Liang Zhou was standing next to the cameraman at this time, relying on the function of his amulet, wherever he went, it was as if he was in the land of no one.Yinghua finally walked over and picked up the ax beside him. He didn't put on a vigorous posture like before. The woodcutter was about to speak, but Yinghua suddenly put down the ax and asked, "Is there a longer watermelon knife? Or a sword would do."

Monk Zhang Er of the program group couldn't figure it out, but soon he got a long sword. This is a prop sword. Although it is not a wooden sword wrapped in tin foil, it has no front.

"Is this okay?" The program team must be playing tricks, but Yinghua nodded: "Okay." He took the sword and gestured to lay it flat on the pile of wood.

"What does he want to do?" Liang Zhou heard the staff ask.

"Cut wood with this? Is he out of his mind?"

Yinghua heard it, and he stretched out a finger to his mouth and made a "shh" gesture. Then, like cutting tofu, he supported the pile of wood with one hand, and easily pressed the sword down.

It really is that easy!Everyone was dumbfounded, because Yinghua had carefully arranged the wood before. There were five piles of wood, each of which was a 5X5 array. The second column.His breathing was steady, his movements were easy, and he didn't see any signs of exertion at all. Just like this, one sword, one sword, one sword...he walked the whole distance in 5 minutes.

"Did he split the wood at all?"

"Chop... split? Otherwise, how could the sword be pulled out from the bottom?"

"But the wood is still stacked there, and it's still round."

"Is he doing magic tricks?"

"Split." A voice sounded, and Liang Zhou turned his head only to realize that Meng Fei had wandered here at some point.The cold and high-IQ star walked over and kicked the first pile of wood talking to himself, and the wood collapsed, revealing a flat and smooth semicircular section.

"It's really interesting." He said, "Hu Jiaxiang, would you like to join me?"