The actor wants to change the sky, but I don't follow

Yu Yi ran to his bed after entering the door.

A lazy man's paradise.

As soon as he lay down, Yu Yi stretched out his hands and feet: "Hey, lying down is the most comfortable in life. Come sideways, walk sideways, this is life."

Lin Rujun looked at the word "urgent" written on the big red stamp on the package, and sighed in his heart, he really didn't know what was stuffed inside.

He put the package aside, sat on the side and checked the demand form sent to him first.

There are a lot of things listed on the requirements list.

Among them, some special items are put in brackets at the end, which contain activity requirements, the number of test tubes that need to be packed, and the best amount to collect.Seeing that Lin Rujun wanted to drag the researcher who made these demands over to beat him up.

How can this be done?

Why not find an excuse to give Yu Yi a comprehensive physical examination?

Why do you have to come out in person?

saliva or something

I want people to boo

Lin Rujun's face turned pale and then red, red and then white.

Yu Yi was about to take out his terminal to surf the Internet for fun, when he saw Lin Rujun's expression on his face was strange.He was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

As soon as Lin Rujun heard Yu Yi's voice, his little heart couldn't take it anymore, and immediately stretched out his palm of refusal to Yu Yi: "No, you'd better not talk to me now."

Yu Yi raised his hand: "You just said to explain to me what you are going to do with the experimental utensils, so please tell me to stop talking now. Heartbroken."

The "heartbroken man" Lin Rujun had a headache: "Wait, um, wait."

The two of them were lying down and sitting down, and they logged into the anonymous forum at the same time.

Yu Yi poked two stickers and looked around. Based on his experience, he has completely seen through who the people under certain vests are.Humming Xiu's honeymoon show's wife is definitely Xiang Yang who refused to participate in the filming.

After he complained a few words, he found that there was a new post.

Title: Hello everyone, today I plan to play tricks on my boss, and I sincerely ask for advice.

Main Building: I just got together with the boss, but I kept something very important from him.Now I don't plan to hide it from him, what should I do?

Floor 1: It seems that the title of the veteran cadre has added a "period" punctuation.

Floor 2: Building 2333 instantly distorted by the elder brother

Floor 3: Give a gift, give yourself a gift, you can say anything easily:

Floor n: What if it is a physical disease that is being hidden?

Floor n1: No way, right?

Lin Rujun replied blankly to the reply on the n1 floor: Those who can't do it can't see anyone.

Yu Yila laughed out loud on the bed when she saw the landlord's reply at the end.

Lin Rujun looked at Yu Yi, and when Yu Yi noticed it, he coughed lightly: "I just read a novel, which is very interesting and I recommend it to you next time." He still has a dark history in the forum, and he must never reveal that he is shopping.

So Lin Rujun withdrew his gaze again, and continued to look for constructive suggestions.

The guesses below are getting more and more unbelievable. What kind of landlord is not a married cheating fan? What kind of landlord is not the kind who had an illegitimate child in the early years.

Lin Rujun had no choice but to bring up the topic: one-on-one, first love, unmarried, all kinds of sexual compatibility.Ask for a strategy strategy.

Yu Yi thought about this question seriously, and began to reply: It's fine to just talk about innocuous things.For things that are offensive, first explain why you are hiding it, and then what you are hiding. If the order is reversed, then why is not important.

Many people below agree with the second proposal.

Lin Rujun also thinks it makes sense, but he always feels that saying it is the same as not saying it.

There are many people who gave opinions later.

After Yu Yi added the post to his favorites, he cut out the post to watch others.Lin Rujun was summing up the experience of various people and horses, and decided to have a classic routine battle.

Grandma called the two of them to eat by communication.

After dinner, Ah Ying went back to her room and said she was going to work.

Lin Rujun and Yu Yi also returned to the room, and began to explain the experimental vessels. Of course, his original words were: "I have something to tell you."

He placed two chairs in the room facing each other, as if he wanted to have a long talk.

Yu Yi sat on a chair: "Is there anything we can't talk about on the bed?"

Sitting on another chair, Lin Rujun refused quite rationally: "No, I won't know whether I'm talking about something or doing something at that time."

Yu Yi reluctantly accepted the reason: "Okay, tell me."

Lin Rujun remembered several routines given on the forum.

The first trick is to give gifts first.

He released the terminal screen, pointed to a large cake dedicated to his only lover with a light taste for men on the screen, and said: "After the new year is your birthday, I ordered this cake for you. We will eat it privately after the party. I like it." what?"

Yu Yi knew more about tricks than Lin Rujun, and smiled slightly: "I like everything you gave me."

Lin Rujun paused, and began to use the second trick, the sugar-coated bullet.

"This year is the first year we spend together, and I hope we can spend New Year together every year in the future." Lin Rujun continued his efforts, "The most romantic life is to grow old with you."

After hearing this, Yu Yi felt a little touched: "I think after we die, the ashes of the two of us will be put together and made into a diamond, so that we will be together forever."

Lin Rujun felt that his little heart couldn't take it anymore, how could Yu Yi be more flirtatious than him, who had studied urgently.

No, he still has to tell Yu Yi openly and frankly what he is hiding

The third trick is to sell your hue.

"I think my body has almost recovered, tonight" Lin Rujun was about to warm the bed, but suddenly felt something was wrong, what should I do if the flashing light at night scares people?

Yu Yi showed a very clear smile: "Okay, I get it, last month's salary will be deducted from you, and this month's salary will be given to you together with the year-end bonus. How much do you want for the year-end bonus?"

Lin Rujun felt that there was something wrong with the direction of his routine, he rubbed his head: "No, that's not what I meant."

Yu Yi changed his words: "Oh, the year-end bonus is gone."

Lin Rujun immediately surrendered: "I want the year-end bonus, I want it."

Yu Yi straightened his posture: "Okay, what do you want to say to me?"

Lin Rujun sighed, and decided to introduce it from the beginning: "Don't you think that you will be very different when you become an adult? After the jellyfish gene is injected, your daily life should be very different from usual."

Yu Yi is very serious: "Yeah, I think I have become more beautiful, better-looking, and full of charm. Almost everyone will come to greet me and say, for example, Hi, do you know when Yu Yi will come? At first they didn't recognize me at all."

Lin Rujun: ""

What he wants to say is not the point at all.

Where are you injecting jellyfish genes? You are remade from the whole body, right?

Seeing Lin Rujun's collapsed face, Yu Yicai laughed again: "Okay, let's relax and say what you want to say, don't be so careful."

Lin Rujun was stunned for a while, and his expression softened: "Yes."