God's Souvenir

*No.1 is called attention.

I looked dully at the Long Island Iced Tea I was holding in my hand, and felt that this was not the way things should be going.

——The thing is like this.

As a cadre trusted by the leader of the former port mafia.Now he is in love with Mr. Mori, heck, he is a poor German who was refused by Mr. Mori and chased after the explosive hammer when his former colleagues saw him.

I, Hikami Tsuruhara, my real name is Rosemane Sindorei - the surname of my scumbag father was rejected by Aurora-chan.The moment I woke up this morning, I found that my chest had two more swellings that were not particularly obvious.

As confirmation, I recalled the scene before falling asleep.

I didn't become a loli to watch Horse Monkey Shochu Xiao○ with her just to please Ailuo, so she watched it by herself, and almost got her own tears into her brain and caused her to panic.

Nor did she turn into Ms. Stephanie's girlish appearance for the sake of the disgusting and kind Russian Fedya, pretending to be his girlfriend and spreading rumors that he is not only incapable but also wants to cuckold her.

Not to mention using Miss Alfonsonia Staevna's vest again to lure the impure young Osamu Dazai into the water to commit suicide.

As for turning into a beautiful girl of all colors and encountering Mr. Mori trying to create a beautiful accident, it is even more impossible.I suspect that Mr. Mori may have some special function of "100% recognition of Tsuruhara Hinami disguised as a woman". I stopped using this trick when he exposed me for the third time.

"To sum up, I didn't turn into a woman in advance. And I don't have a history of being unable to control my ability to suddenly transform in my sleep." I held the phone with trembling hands, and called my little friend Fei Jia first. I got on the phone, "Isn't this really a good thing you did? For example, you actually got the "book" in advance, so you wrote such curse words in order to get back at me. "

Fei Jia expressed disdain for the questioning of my true feelings, and even mocked my brain opening: "Why did I do such a meaningless thing? Bringing you back from the timeline is the most regretful thing I have ever done How could I make this mistake again."

Okay, I know he really thinks it's a loss to fish me out of the death ending and put me in this world.

But wouldn't backstabbing each other be proof of our strong friendship?This makes him look like he's not having fun.

——Wait, if you agree, I will talk about it later.Wasn't Fei Jia's voice a little too cute and girly just now?

"Feniya! Does your voice sound like a cute girl's?" I sincerely expressed my shock to him, and even waved my left hand to strengthen the shock.

Of course, Fei Jia couldn't see the picture of me caring about him so sincerely through the phone.

But he still replied to me patiently: "The fact that you accept the setting so quickly and enter the character state will make me feel that you are a pervert, Lorna."

He was so caring, and even gave me another name in order to distinguish me from other states.But I always felt like he was calling me a brat that I hated so much until I was 12 years old.

No reason, that kid's green hair reminded me of spinach, the point is that she was the only one who dared to beat me in the lab.I couldn't beat her for quite some time, and she didn't take me when she ran away!

I think I should have complained to Fei Jia about this, so I have reason to suspect that he called me that to disgust me.

But because his voice is so pure and out of image, I still forgive him.

Now it seems that I am not the only one who was recruited and sexually transferred.So I plan to go out to see the ugly faces of other people who have been found by this curse.

Maybe I can meet Mr. Mori by chance.

I believe that Mr. Mori, as the most trusted, most respected, and wisest leader of the port mafia, will not be entangled by this curse.

Of course, if Mr. Mori is really entangled, I don't mind such trivial things as Lian Ji Wushuang.I'm even ready for the kind of thing that will be silenced when I say it, and now I only need a Mr. Mori or Ms. Mori.

I saw a familiar figure from the back in the coffee shop below the detective agency.

A slender figure with faded ink at the ends.There is also a black jacket that never leaves the body.

Isn't this the No. 1 Hong Kong gangster who hunted me after I defected, smashed my home and gave me two punches viciously after finding me?I don't know Ryunosuke Akutagawa whose photo is displayed on the wanted poster.

I walked to his seat with leisurely steps, took a seat opposite him, and showed him the exclusive smile of the bitch green tea beauty.

"This beautiful young lady. Because I saw your too beautiful back, I was envious, so I came here to admire the beauty's face. I hope you don't take offense."

My eyes accidentally landed on his chest.

Guaranteed by my eyesight as accurate as a laser measuring instrument, at least it is a B-cup.

I refrained from looking at my flat A-cup.

——It doesn't matter, I won't kill someone because the stranger's breasts are more protruding than mine and I can't control myself.

The sound of footsteps was so subtle that it was almost imperceptible.I looked up and saw a black-haired boy with a very handsome face.

Although the gender has changed, I can still recognize that this is the treasure of our Hong Kong black girl Xiaoyin, ah no, it is their treasure of Hong Kong black.

——It doesn’t matter, because of my gender change, Hong Kong and Hei may become “our family” again after today.If all goes well, I might be able to officially change my name to Sen Rijian this afternoon, Sen Luona and Sen Luoni are also fine, I don't choose.

Tsuruhara Ogai or Tsuruhara Rintaro are also good. If Mr. Mori becomes Ms. Mori, I don't mind if he is called Tsuruhara Ouko or Tsuruhara Linhime.However, neither Tsuruhara nor Xin'dorei is my surname. According to the custom in Japan to change your husband's surname when you marry, is it possible that Mr. Mori will change his name to Ogai Alfonsonia Staf?

In fact, I think our child's surname Mori is not bad, and I have already taken a fancy to the school in Yokohama.I went to Nanshonan Elementary School in elementary school, and the High School Affiliated to Lihai University in middle school. After that, whether it is to study medicine at the Faculty of Medicine of the University of Tokyo or to study applied physics at Heidelberg University, it is very good...

Forget it, I think too much.

Neither Mr. Mori nor I can have children.

I blinked my right eye at Yin-chan, who obviously recognized me, and signaled her not to disturb my interest.Then he asked the silent Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Miss, I am a foreigner who has just traveled to Yokohama, just call me Lorna. Are the young lady and the brother behind you a couple? What do you call them? "

To be honest, I would never have endured it for so long if it wasn't for disgusting Akutagawa, I was about to throw up.

"... She, he is silver. This is—" Akutagawa Ryunosuke did not recognize me, he frowned, even if his sex changed, he still couldn't see his eyebrows, "My name is... Akutagawa Ryu, Taki son."

It's really hard for you to come up with an alias to deal with me, stranger Akutagawa-kun.

Silver sauce made a difficult choice between me and my brother, and finally chose to cooperate with me.He just nodded at me coldly, pretended not to recognize me, and sat down beside Akutagawa.

Her choice is wise.Because the tiny camera installed in the little bow tie I wear on my chest has already started working, it would be a pity not to record such a commemorative scene.

The happy mood ends with the arrival of Osamu Dazai.

"Ah——Lorna sauce, since you have come to the detective agency downstairs to look for me, how can you not inform me? Do you want to give me a surprise?" A soft, sticky and disgusting voice came from the coffee shop From the moment the door was pushed open there was endless circles.

I have reason to suspect that he has already contacted Fei Jia in private, otherwise it would not be possible to call out my current pseudonym so quickly.

Before that, I was talking with Akutagawa about our respective idols.In order to match my starchaser character design, Akutagawa Ryunosuke had to rack his brains to describe his idol—although anyone who knows him can tell that he is talking about that scumbag Dazai Osamu.

In fact, I don't have much research on Japanese idols, so the person I'm talking about is originally Mr. Mori.

Now that he has mentioned the boss he respects, I feel that no matter how dull he is, he can know that something is wrong.So as soon as Osamu Dazai's suggestive words came from the door, a sharp Rashomon was put on my neck.

I smiled weakly and unsullied: "I said Jie Chuan, don't get angry if you don't use your brain and don't think it's me. You see, people's family tigers are much more empty than your five aggregates."

My eyes fell on Xingzhuan Dazai Osamu who dragged Xingzhuan Renhu into the door, from Renhu's chest to his chest.

A B-cup and a C-cup.

- I want to kill.

After being nearly hacked into two hundred and six pieces by the enraged Akutagawa Ryunosuke with a Rashomon, I managed to escape safely.

After all, I was once the number one assassin in Hong Kong, except Chuya Chuya's physical skills can press me to the ground and rub against me.With all due respect, there is no one in Hong Kong and Hei who can touch the corners of my clothes.

The second place to stay is the bar where Zhong Ye often goes to drink.

Experience and conclusions tell me that there will be many former colleagues who will surprise me.

I pushed open the door excitedly, and was shocked to find a group of black-clad women with big breasts and long legs pointing their guns at me.

——The effect of this curse is too good, right?

"Forget it, it's an extraordinary time, so don't point your gun at Hijen-kun." A sexy and mellow female voice sounded from behind the group of ladies in black.

After this group of vicious sisters put away their guns and moved away, I saw my former colleagues and bosses who were blocked by them.

Sister Hongye changed into a men's kimono, and her hairstyle also changed.Although she smiled gently at me, I felt that the golden yaksha behind her was ready to cut off my head.

- It shouldn't be.Where is Miss Hongye, who took care of me like a son from the age of 13 to 17? Please return it to me.

Kajii Keijiro is still a fanatical scientist even after he becomes a woman, and he is extremely informal.For example, I can tell right now that he is definitely not wearing a bra, skip this.

Mr. Guangjin didn't get the trick, he was still a handsome old gentleman.

Zhong is also the guy who touched me the most in this group of people.Even after becoming a woman, his stature is still so petite, even the cup is A.He was the only one who was still warm in the whole room.

Finally, my cheating marriage partner today.

"Mr. Mori?" I looked hesitantly at the brunette woman with the blond lady beside her.

This woman exudes the charm of a mature beauty, like a poppy blooming in the dark.

The woman smiled at me: "See you every day, long time no see. I really didn't expect that your sex-transformed version has such a flat figure. Is this why the fake identities you used before are all ladies with good figures?"

——No, before this, I didn’t know that I was a washboard after my sex change.

"You're right, you're right. It's you." I answered him firmly.

What a pity, what a mistake.Although I don't mind Lian Ji Wushuang very much, if Mr. Mori and I become women, we won't be able to cheat the marriage.

Mr. Mori held down his irritable face and was about to step forward to ask me why I went to their secret meeting. Nakahara Chuya calmly invited me to sit down and ordered me a cup of Long Island iced tea.

"Since you're here, let's sit down and have a peaceful drink before leaving," Mr. Mori said.

Generally speaking, no one can refuse once the words "here we come" are uttered.

Of course, I will not refuse anything from Mr. Mori.Even if he holds a card in his hand and tells me to go to the hotel to open a room next, I will immediately steal Chuya's car and take him with him.

But he never said that, and never invited me to open a room.Usually I sneak into his room and get kicked out, and once in ten times he lets me stay is pretty good.

I held the Long Island Iced Tea pushed by Mr. Mori with a moved face.I am very confident in my drinking capacity, even if I start calling and insulting Osamu Dazai when I get drunk, I will never collapse.In terms of alcohol capacity, I was once the number one black man in Hong Kong.

With the beauty at your side, a cup of Long Island Iced Tea will be drained before you know it.Mr. Mori signaled the bartender to pour me another glass, and then waved his finger in front of me: "Hijian-kun, how much is this?"

"This is four." I smiled contemptuously.

He wanted to test whether I was drunk or not, how could it be possible.It is impossible for me to be drunk as the number one drinker, and I will never count my four fingers wrong.

Mr. Mori withdrew his fingers and pushed the second cup of Long Island iced tea in front of me.

"I got a very interesting thing recently. It is said that wishes can come true. It has something to do with the Holy Grail in the legend of the Knights of the Round Table, right?" Mr. Mori shook the red wine in the glass with his slender fingers, provoking the next topic of chatting .

I don't know why he insisted on drinking red wine when drinking in the bar, but I intuitively think that it was the red wine brought by Zhongya Zhongyuan.

It's too much, I defected and you just squeezed me out like this.

"Is that the setting of a very popular episode recently?" I strongly protested that he wanted to take advantage of my drinking, "Obviously the only thing that can make wishes come true here in Yokohama is a "book". "

Mr. Mori: "Huh? Does Himi-kun think it's true? Does the thing that can fulfill wishes really exist?"

"—Of course! But it's not perfect, for example, I can't have D-cup breasts. It's a pity, I wanted to bury Mr. Mori's face in it, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" my mouth was caught by someone." Covered up.

"You really dare to say it, you?!" Nakahara Nakaya gritted his teeth and his eerie voice sounded behind me.

I struggled for a long time before I could get rid of his clutches: "But it doesn't matter now, I can bury Mr. Sen, uh-uh--"

Nakahara Chuya, you better let go!

I warn each other with my eyes.

Sorry, I was wrong.

I shouldn't have had confidence in my drinking capacity.

It turned out that Mr. Mori said that I was easy to lie when I was drunk, which is true.I will never touch wine again, not even a drop.

Obviously, I can take advantage of Mr. Mori's transformation into a woman, and do something to him, first this way, then that, and finally this and that.But I didn't get this benefit.

And Zhong Yuanzhong's fists wrapped in red light really hurt.

Moreover, Mr. Mori's method of applying medicine is not gentle.

"—Hiss, it hurts. It's really good to hit people but not face. If my hands and feet are disabled, I can only rely on my face to eat."

"But before being beaten by Chuya-kun, Himi-kun should be mentally prepared. After all, the culprit of the prank is destined to be taught a lesson."

"You never would have ridiculed me like this before! You have changed, you despise me. I'm going to run away from home, and I'm going to be bad!" I protested loudly.

Mr. Sen was indifferent to this: "Hijian-kun, you have learned badly, and you must be self-aware."

The "book" used as a prank prop was kicked under the bed because I didn't want to see it for the time being.

"Ah, it hurts - take it easy, Mr. Mori, don't just pour alcohol on it, it really hurts!"