Natural Curler

On a dark and windy night, the cold wind on the cliff was blowing the hem of the two teenagers' clothes.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki knelt down on one knee, bent over and dug a pit with his bare hands, and a silver-haired boy stood vaguely behind him, but the man suddenly moved his hands, but didn't move his feet to step on the head of the person in front of him.

"I want you to pay compensation, why are you digging a pit for me!" Sakata Gintoki roared, this person wanted to destroy the corpse and wipe out traces to escape responsibility.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki pursed his lips, and replied honestly, "...it's better to bury it."

Sakata Gintoki opened his eyes wide because of anger, and said, "Gin-chan's ass will cry, I don't care, you have to take full responsibility."

Yoshiyuki Tomioka shuddered, he didn't know whether it was the cold wind, or he was frightened by Sakata Gintoki's words.

The matter should be mentioned three hours ago, when Sakata Gintoki just took the car silver from Yuangai father and son.The car is an experimental product, and the general faults can't be found out. Yuangai father and son want to try Sakata Yinshi for a few days first.It's just that it is currently in the experimental stage, and Yuangai father and son do not recommend Sakata Yinshi to open in front of others.

As soon as he got the means of transportation, Sakata Gintoki couldn't wait to drive to the mountains.

After driving for an unknown amount of time, Sakata Gintoki met a figure from behind on a mountain path.Black ponytail, the outer feathers are two-color fashion, half looks like a woman's.

Sakata Gintoki, who didn't know it at the time, greeted, "Hey, Mei—" Sakata Gintoki's voice stopped, man?

Tomioka Yoshiyuki turned his head and stared silently at Sakata Gin, as if he wanted to wait for the other party to speak.It just so happened that Sakata Gintoki was also waiting for Tomioka Yoshiyuki to complain, and the two strangers were speechless because of this.

"...You, what are you talking about?" Sakata Gintoki said uncomfortably.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki asked doubtfully, "What did you say?" It should have been Sakata Gintoki who called him just now, and it should have been Sakata Gintoki who said something.

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his hair, the sky was getting dark, and he said blushingly, "What? When will you go this way, I'll give you a ride."

Tomioka Yoshiyuki glanced at Sakata Gintoki's novel man-carrying tool, his heart was full of entanglements, but of course he remained motionless on the face.

The person in front of him didn't respond, and Sakata Gintoki yelled again kindly, "It's dangerous to walk alone on the mountain road at night, you'd better get in the car."

Under the insistence of Sakata Gintoki, Yoshiyuki Tomioka, who had experienced ups and downs in his heart, took the back seat.

His legs left the familiar ground, Tomioka Yoshiyuki grabbed the waistband of the driver in front of him.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki came here to perform a mission, and after Sakata Gintoki sent him to the foot of the mountain, he thanked him and left.

"Strange person." At that time, Sakata Gintoki commented on the pedestrian he met on the mountain.

Sakata Yinshi stayed overnight in a farmer's family, and the farmer's family only depended on their grandmother and grandson.As one of the joy4 who was ridiculed, Sakata Gintoki knew about the past life of the wig. Like this farm family, he was cared for by his aging grandmother.

The wig has the soul of a samurai, and Sakata Gintoki has never underestimated his strength. Even if he has the title of "Runaway Kotaro", which is ridiculed by others, he is no worse than anyone else.

Sakata Yinshi was moved with compassion, thinking in the dark of stuffing a few coins in his grandson's room, but there were other strange noises in the room.

A big distorted face emerged from the wall, Sakata Gintoki almost blurted out his screams, but he forced it back again.

Big Face also didn't expect that there were other people in the house, "Aren't you from this family?" Before coming, he confirmed that there were only one big and one small farmers in this farm.

"Before asking others, tell others who you are?" Sakata Gintoki said quietly.

Squeezing his half body in with his big face, Jie Jie laughed, "Human brat, why aren't you afraid of me?"

Sakata Gintoki got up and walked to the child's bed, stuffed a pouch under his sleeping pillow, and whispered, "You are here to give the money, right? Yin-chan will give it for you."

"...do I seem to be a good person?" Ghost asked sincerely, and at the same time wondered if the person in front of him had something wrong with his mind.

Sakata Gintoki was speechless, "If you give it, you are a good person."

The ghost tapped the wall a few times with its paws, and couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Forget it, I'm going to eat you too."

Sakata Gintoki pointed him to the location outside, and taught him, "If you don't want to give money, you don't want to give money, and you get angry. I went outside and said beforehand, don't disturb other people's children to rest, do you know that children are under a lot of pressure to study now?" Big one, how did you act like a ghost."

The ghost was taken aback by Sakata Yinshi, and foolishly followed him to the outside yard.

"Let me tell you, you have to be moral to be a ghost. Look at the poor life of other people's children. If you don't want to help, forget it, and go to harass others."

The ghost who was kidnapped by morality turned his head, "What's the matter with me?" He came here to fill his stomach today, so he doesn't care about the pain of food.

Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened in shock, and he imitated the warm-hearted aunt on the street, and said in an unbelievable tone, "You ghost is too indifferent, and you will be cast aside in society in the future."

"I'm going to eat him."

"...He is still a child, you are committing a crime."

The brainwaves of Sakata Gintoki and Oni diverged perfectly, and each felt that they were right.

"Be careful I ate you." He originally only planned to eat that child's meat, and the meat quality of children at that age is the best.

Sakata Gintoki rolled up his sleeves, "Oh, I'm going to eat people if I can't argue with you, where are your parents?"

The ghost couldn't bear it anymore, "Are you sick? I really think I won't eat you." Sakata Yinshi was too weird. He was afraid that he would get sick from eating, so he didn't say anything.

Sakata Gintoki touched his smooth chin, and said, "I seem to feel a bit of disgust from it."

"You know it yourself!" the ghost said excitedly.

"..." Sakata Gintoki stopped talking, and took out his sword silently, "You can deny what Yinchan said, how can you do such a thing that hurts other people's young hearts!"

The smell of the sun blade, the ghost judged the identity of the ghost killing team, and his attitude became even worse, "If you have the ability, you can kill me."

"coffee--"

As soon as the ghost's words fell, one right hand fell to the ground and rolled onto the lawn. "Ah, don't come here, you're playing tricks." The sword was drawn so quickly that the ghost didn't even see Sakata Gintoki's attack clearly.

"Didn't you let me cut it?" In Sakata Gintoki's heart, ghosts have the same status as monsters.If it was a monster, it would be a man to cut off his hand, Sakata Gintoki thought irresponsibly.

The ghost covered the bleeding from the wound, and said with a pale face, "Bastard, I told you to chop you up." Muscle cells and nerves regenerated rapidly, and the lost arm soon recovered.

Seeing an arm reborn in front of his eyes, Sakata Gintoki raised a hand and humbly asked, "You said how much money can Yinjiang get for this patent?

"Hey, what do you think of Ghost Life! Is that something you can play? You're crazy about money, so you're not a member of the Ghost Killing Squad."

Sakata Gintoki, who has lost his money all his life, stuffed one hand into the lapel of his kimono, "Well, I'm going to take the exam." His negative attitude was obvious at a glance.

It was the first time when the ghost met a member of this kind of ghost killing team, when the ghost was not sure about Yin Sakata, at least he knew that he couldn't beat the opponent.

Xin Xia temporarily gave up on the children in the house, and said, "It's my fault, I'll leave now, don't follow me." After speaking, the ghost ran away.It is impossible for Sakata Gintoki to stay here forever, and when he is gone, he will come back and eat the people in the house.

Of course, Sakata Gintoki would not let the ghost go easily. Although he played with the ghost, at least he knew that the ghost was a man-eating ghost, just like a man-eating monster.

"What are you doing running so fast?"

"Ah, I told you not to follow!"

At that time, Tomioka Yoshiyuki was looking for ghosts nearby, and the crows were circling in the sky.

"Help, help!"

The cry for help came to Yoshiyuki Tomioka's ears, and he immediately picked up his speed and ran over.

"I'm tired of chasing, let's calm down at night." Sakata Gintoki took a breath from behind, the mountain road at night was difficult to walk in every way.

Gui Xili screamed, "Don't, don't kill me."

Getting closer, Yoshiyuki Tomioka drew out his knife and blocked Sakata Gintoki.

A person popped out suddenly, almost frightened Sakata Gintoki's little heart, and said tremblingly, "D-Is it a substitute?"

"Substitute?" What is a substitute?Hearing the fearful voice of Sakata Gintoki, Tomioka Yoshiyuki was confused.

Seeing that the two people's attention was not on him, the ghost turned around and wanted to escape quietly.

Sakata Gintoki yelled at the ghost, "We haven't finished talking yet, don't go, Yin-chan is super scared now, what will I do if you run away."

As the ghost ran, he said unhappily, "It's none of my business, isn't your ghost killing team all the way!"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki was stunned for a moment, and said, "You are not a ghost." When he came, he saw the scene of the ghost calling for help and Sakata Gintoki chasing him, so he took it for granted that Sakata Gintoki was a ghost.

"Nonsense." Sakata Gintoki said, "Wait, your voice sounds familiar."

The dark clouds covering the moon drifted away, and Sakata Gintoki and Tomioka Yoshiyuki looked at each other in blank dismay.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka put down his sword, "...Sorry."

The embarrassment of admitting the wrong ghost permeated Tomioka Yoshiyuki's heart, but killing ghosts is the most important thing. Tomioka Yoshiyuki first bowed slightly to apologize to Sakata Gintoki, and hurried to catch the escaped ghost.

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his curly hair, "Catch up and have a look."

Tomioka Yoshiyuki wants to kill the ghost, the ghost wants to avoid Sakata Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki wants to catch up with Tomioka Yoshiyuki, the two of them and one ghost start running around in the forest.

The mountain road was rugged, Sakata Yinshi temporarily tripped over a stone on the side of the road, and threw himself forward.

Tomioka Yoshiyuki raised his sword, and Sakata Gintoki rushed from behind, facing the position of the good sword.Unable to dodge in time, Sakata Gintoki could only touch Tomioka Yoshiyuki's shoulder with one hand first, turning himself sideways.

In order to prevent the sharp blade from hurting Sakata Yinshi, Tomioka Yoshiyuki quickly turned the knife, trying to wipe the sword that had chopped off Sakata Yinshi's head.Unexpectedly, Sakata Yinshi also saved himself, and the blade of the sword smoothly brushed against Sakata Yinshi's chest.

Sakata Gintoki fell down clutching his bloody chest, wailing, "Yin-chan's vaginal membrane is torn, you have to take full responsibility!"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki stared blankly at his own Japanese sword, completely unexpected that such a thing would happen.After suffering from the loss of his mouth, Tomioka Yoshiyuki couldn't say anything about Sakata Gintoki at all.