Hong Kong black cadres are night rabbits

The last time Kagura saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa was the day Osamu Dazai took her in.

Seeing Ryunosuke Akutagawa's miserable appearance on the ground, Kagura tilted his head and said, "Dazai-chan?"

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, and a smile reappeared on his expressionless face, "Oh, why is Little Kagura-chan here?"

Kagura went to Akutagawa Ryunosuke and squatted down, a pool of blood gathered on the ground, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face was pale, wiped the blood from his mouth, and stood up with trembling legs.

"Don't force it too much." Kagura always felt that he was so weak that the wind would blow away.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't answer, begging Dazai Osamu to give him another chance.

Kagura leaned against her lips: "Are you playing any work/mouth play?"

Kagura, who has witnessed various restricted S/M scenes between a purple-haired sow and Silver Sauce countless times, slanders this dirty adult world, and men always have strange hobbies.

"Hmm." Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed up a handful of blood again, both external and internal injuries.

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth wide in astonishment. He didn't even notice that the coat on his back fell to the ground. He stepped forward and shook Kagura: "Who is it? Who is talking nonsense in front of my lovely Kagura-chan, the lovely girl is You can't say something like that."

Kagura patted Osamu Dazai's arm comfortingly, and said in a deep voice: "Even if Dazai-chan is a disgusting, bad-quality bastard man with unknown obsessions, I will still treat you, a disgusting, bad-looking bastard, as a disgusting, bad-quality bastard, No, as friends."

Liar, you obviously used several disgusting, bad, low-quality bastards to describe him.

Osamu Dazai hurriedly explained: "I am educating Akutagawa to become a qualified mafia."

Kagura imitated Silver Sauce's dead fish eyes on weekdays, "Be careful what special hobbies you will develop, such as shaking M or something."

"Uh." Osamu Dazai couldn't refute.

Kagura glanced at Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was facing the wind and the willows were weak, and said sincerely: "Boys must protect themselves outside."

Dazai Jierkang held on, "Little Kagura-chan, listen to me."

Kagura, who was caught in the self-made weird plot, covered her ears, "If I don't listen, I won't listen, and my ears will rot."

Osamu Dazai was almost choked to death by his own saliva. For the first time, he actually suffered a loss in language expression, and said with difficulty: "I am just kindly teaching my subordinates."

Kagura was still in the form of 'I don't listen, I don't listen', covered her ears and said, "Even if you draw it in a picture book, I won't read it, Aru, and I won't secretly go to see it behind your back."

"…………"

You are still looking forward to the relationship, right? ! !

Akutagawa Ryunosuke couldn't stay any longer, he was already injured, and he was going to be tortured by Kagura here, dragging his heavy body outside.

After walking a few words, Kagura grabbed his wrist, "Silver sauce said that men's asses are the most painful at this time, and being brave is easy to get hemorrhoids like the decadent uncle."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke rolled his eyes and passed out on the spot.

Princess Kagura hugged the fainted Akutagawa Ryunosuke, she is really a woman who takes pity on delicate flowers.

Osamu Dazai mourned for Ryunosuke Akutagawa for three seconds. After three seconds, he immediately called Chuya Nakahara. Chuya must have taught his lovely Kagura-chan to death.

"It has nothing to do with me at all!" Nakahara Chuya held his forehead, and a big pot flew towards him for no reason.

Osamu Dazai snorted, and said confidently, "Who else is there besides you?"

Nakahara Chuya waved his hands, hummed and said, "Let me teach you by example, follow your boss." Kagura was brought back by Osamu Dazai, and theoretically it was for Osamu Dazai to be his subordinate.

Osamu Dazai gave a nasty smile: "Oh? It turns out Chuya taught it badly." He just entrusted Kagura to Nakahara Chuya today, so Kagura's current boss should be Chuya.

Nakahara Chu also obviously realized that something was wrong, annoyed that he had been fooled by Dazai again, and turned off the call with a 'boom'.

"Beep beep."

Osamu Dazai stuffed the mobile phone into the bag casually, and went to the office to find it for fun.

Mori Ogai ordered a foreign dress and coaxed Alice to try it on for him, "Alice-chan, it's not good to eat too many sweets, come and take a look at this dress."

Alice chose to ignore it, tasting the dessert proudly, ignoring the plea under Mori Ogai's sincere eyes.

The subordinate knocked on the door and came to inform that an organization had stolen their recent batch of weapons.

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows, and put the lovely skirt in his hand on the table, "Oh, I guess it's because Shuanghei hasn't been active for a long time."

A year ago in the leading struggle, the two blacks became famous in the first battle. Afterwards, there were many double blacks who cooperated to defeat the hostile forces. However, Mori Ogai often sent Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu to work separately, which led to the fact that the two blacks have nothing to do in the past year. activity signs.

The subordinate lowered his head, "The subordinate is going to contact Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara."

"Go down."

Mori Ogai touched the silky high-grade material of the foreign dress, smiling all over his face.

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu were in the office to destroy public property, and the subordinates sent by Mori Ogai were met with random disasters as soon as they entered the door.

"Looking for Chuya?" Osamu Dazai shamelessly took the position of his partner, basking in the sun with his legs crossed and his eyes closed.

The subordinate nodded: "The leader asked me to tell the two of you that there is a new job."

"I see." Zhong Yuanzhong is also a serious and responsible person when dealing with work.

Osamu Dazai shook his legs and smacked his lips: "I hate it, I have a new job."

Nakahara picked up the hat that Osamu Dazai had stepped on, and patted the dust on it, "Stop complaining, finish work as soon as possible."

Osamu Dazai curled his lips: "Hey hey hey."

At sunset, Ryunosuke Akutagawa gradually woke up in the ward. When he opened his eyes, he saw Kagura clumsily peeling an apple beside him.

There was a fruit basket beside Ryunosuke Akutagawa's bed, and basically all of it went into Kagura's stomach.

Kagura raised his head, "You're awake."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stood up with his arms propped up, and immediately covered his mouth and coughed a few times, "Why are you here?" Kagura joined the mafia with him at the same time, but it is obvious that Dazai Osamu is a free-range education for Kagura , so Akutagawa Ryunosuke doesn't have much ill feeling towards Kagura.

Kagura put down the knife, gave a small piece of apple to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and stuffed the rest into his mouth.

"A little black-haired girl sent it just now, and I'm here to help you look after it."

"…………"

It's so nice to say, but it's not a fruit for him.

Kagura spat out the apple seeds, stuffed them into his pocket and said, "Plant it in the yard outside and you can eat apples all the time."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke remained silent, this girl was poorer than him in some horrible situation.

Joharu put his head on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's lap, whimpering softly.

Like his boss, Ryunosuke Akutagawa hated dogs, turned to Kagura and said, "Get your dog away."

Kagura touched Dingchun's big dog's head, and Dingchun's throat made a whirring sound, "Listen, Dingchun is so cute."

Coupled with Dingchun's tall body, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyelids twitched, and he only heard the Mongolian wild donkey.

Seeing that Akutagawa Ryunosuke hates dogs, Kagura said helplessly, "Obviously Dazai-chan likes Joharu very much."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was taken aback, what did she just say?

"Mr. Dazai likes this donkey very much, heck, is it a dog?"

Kagura narrowed her eyes: "...you said donkey just now, didn't you?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed again, "No, you heard wrong."

Kagura reached out and lifted Akutagawa Ryunosuke's chin, "Man, you managed to attract my attention."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent, unable to keep up with Kagura's painting style for a while.

After a while, Kagura let go of his hand and sighed, "What a boring man."

Are women so fickle nowadays, why did they say that they attracted her attention just a second ago? ? ?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke did not forget what he wanted to ask, "You answer me first."

"I like it." Kagura said puzzled.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke couldn't help but look at Dingchun more, his wife Zaiji hated all dogs, but Dingchun was an exception.

Kagura stood up, patted his pants and said, "Since you're awake, I'll go first."

"Ah."

Dingchun stood up, shook his hair, and followed Kagura out.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was left alone in the ward, faced the quiet room, and was about to get up and put on his coat to go back, but saw an ointment on the locker next to him.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke picked it up suspiciously, is it the ointment prescribed by the doctor?

Chrysanthemum Nursing Ointment for Hemorrhoids.

"Rashomon!"

After destroying the ointment humanely and ensuring that no residue was left, Akutagawa Ryunosuke left with a cold face.

As soon as Kagura walked to the ground floor, he met Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya who came back from work to submit a report.

"Kagura-chan, do you want to go drink with us?" Osamu Dazai waved his hands and proposed excitedly.

"Dazai, she's still a child."

When Kagura thought of Sakata Gin who always went out to drink in his memory and came back and vomited, "No, the wine is not as good as the bull."

Osamu Dazai raised a finger, "Well then, let's go drink some bull with detergent."

Chuya Nakahara kicked Osamu Dazai on the back, "It's like everyone has your hobbies. Kagura, don't listen to this guy."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai, who was lying dead, took the elevator upstairs.

Dingchun's stomach growled, Kagura heard it, "Let's go back early, Dingchun."

Dingchun flipped through the only few magazines in the room lying on the ground to eat, and the sound of Kagura's continuous eating of eggs and rice echoed in his ears.

late at night.

"Good night, Dingchun. And Yinjiang, Xinbaji."

As the sun shone into the room, Kagura tucked her head into the bed, "Just for a while, sleep for a while."

Just when Kagura accidentally fell asleep, Joharu came over and put his paw on the top of Kagura's head, and Kagura woke up instantly.

After Kagura put on his shoes, he bumped into Akutagawa Ryunosuke who happened to be going out, "So you're at home."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded, he was just saving electricity and turning off the lights early.

Kagura went to the garden and filled the soil with the apple seeds brought back yesterday.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke ignored it directly, and was too lazy to tell her that such an approach would not grow a tree at all.

The sun was shining brightly, and Kagura wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, thinking to himself, what a happy and hardworking start to the day.