I have special dog abuse skills

When Xu Wenyi woke up, Jian Junfeng was still sleeping soundly on the sofa, and that bastard Asa was lying in his arms, staring at his sleeping face with his eyes open, as if he wanted to engrave his appearance into his heart Thinking of this, Wen Yi suddenly became sad.

Only lowly creatures like humans need to maintain adequate sleep every day. Neither Asa nor he needs it. They only need to close their eyes and rest for about three to five seconds.

——Being in a coma for a long time is very likely to be seriously injured or even killed.

Living according to the living habits of human beings is just to integrate into human beings better and faster. They still can't understand it.

In addition to this, there is the diet of human beings. They cannot supplement anything when they eat these so-called foods. Apart from being much more delicious than their nutrient solution, they have no other use.

Thinking of this, Xu Wenyi became even more sad.

Because human food cannot help them supplement anything, they need to eat nutrient solution every few days or every few months.

It felt like, after getting used to delicacies from mountains and seas, I asked you to eat simple tea and light rice, and you couldn't eat it at all, okay? The more Xu Wenyi thought about it, the more sad he became, and he almost burst into tears without holding back.

He stood there and made such a big commotion, how could Asa not notice him, and immediately reprimanded him very displeasedly: "Quiet."

Xu Wenyi: "QAQ." Asa, you bastard who values ​​sex and despises friends, I, I ignore you!

Thinking of this, he chose a place that was far away from Asa and sat with his back.

Probably because watching him was too boring, Asa asked him to make breakfast without even looking at him.

——Because Junfeng was about to wake up.

Xu Wenyi thought that Asa was looking for something to do for him because he was bored. After being moved, he decided to forgive the bastard Asa mercifully, and then ran to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Asa has always been very accurate on the timing.

Xu Wenyi had just finished making breakfast, and when he was about to bring it over, Jian Junfeng woke up.

When Jian Junfeng woke up, his back was sore and his back was sore, his right leg was so numb that he lost consciousness, it was so uncomfortable... He frowned and sat up with difficulty.

The cat in his arms stared at him with wet eyes. After a while, he suddenly kicked his short legs towards his thigh. Jian Junfeng quickly reached out, trying to hug the cat back.

And Mao Mao seems to think that the little master is playing a game with him, not only does not cooperate, but also avoids in various ways, just to prevent the little master from catching him.

The one Jian Junfeng grabbed was exhausting, but his legs were still numb, otherwise, he would have hugged the cat in his arms long ago, and kneaded it hard!!

Seeing that the little master stopped playing suddenly, Maomao walked over again on his short legs, raised his head, stared at him with beautiful eyes, and touched his hand from time to time with the pink meat pad, as if saying, play with me Well.

Jian Junfeng was looked at by Maomao like this, and he habitually stretched out his hands to rub Maomao's head a few times. In response, Maomao narrowed his eyes slightly, remained motionless docilely, and purred from time to time.

Xu Wenyi, who witnessed all this, said that he was frightened and was restarting.

"Wen Yi...why are you standing there?" After Jian Junfeng patted Mao Mao, he turned his attention to Xu Wenyi who had been standing there for an unknown how long.

Xu Wenyi who is restarting: "Huh?"

"I've made breakfast..." Xu Wenyi said pretending to be calm, and then walked to the dining table and put the breakfast on it, "Hurry up and wash up."

"Oh..." Upon hearing this, Jian Junfeng put the cat back on the sofa and went to wash up.

Leaving one person and one cat staring wide-eyed.

"I'll go to the kitchen to get breakfast." In the end, Xu Wenyi really couldn't stand the atmosphere, so he found a reason and retreated to the kitchen.

Asa ignored him, lying on the sofa obediently, waiting for the little master to come back.

When Jian Junfeng finished washing and returned to the living room, the breakfast was already neatly placed on the dining table, and Xu Wenyi had already sat down beside him, waiting for him to come and eat together.

He walked over and opened the table and chairs and sat down. In front of him was a fried egg with ham, two slices of toast with slightly charred edges, and a glass of pure milk.

After Jian Junfeng finished his breakfast, he subconsciously glanced at Wen Yi's breakfast, then he was stunned, and when he was about to speak, Mao Mao suddenly jumped over.

As for the cat lying on the sofa, when it saw the little master, it immediately stood up, with an expression of eagerness to rush over.

however……

The little master didn't read it for the first time.

Mao Mao, who has been paying attention to the little master, soon discovered this cruel fact, and then was very, very, very unhappy. In order to attract his attention, Mao Mao used the simplest and rude method to hug the little master. jumped over.

Facts have proved that Mao Mao succeeded, Jian Junfeng was jumped by Mao Mao, and immediately interrupted his thoughts, completely forgetting what he wanted to say just now.

So, both of them ate breakfast quietly, and neither of them spoke.

During the period, Maomao kept acting coquettish and cute, and Jian Junfeng's attention was all attracted, and he often stopped halfway through eating, so that he ate very slowly.

Xu Wenyi was almost finished eating, and he didn't agree with Jian Junfeng eating breakfast like this.

He said to his friend: "You'd better have breakfast first and then go to tease the cat, or else you'd eat so slowly and play too hard, how bad it is." After finishing speaking, he casually picked up a cup and took a sip.

But Jian Junfeng said, "You're jealous."

Xu Wenyi laughed immediately, and said, "Why am I jealous? How can I be jealous with a cat."

"No..." Jian Junfeng was stunned, then pointed to the vinegar in front of him, and explained, "I mean you took the wrong cup just now, it's vinegar."

Xu Wenyi: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Xu Wenyi has been a genius since he was a child, and even he himself did not expect that he would make such a low-level mistake! ! !

I really want to! Find a hole!

Drill into QAQ!!!

"I'm full, thank you for the hospitality..." Jian Junfeng hugged Maomao, trying to hold back his laughter. Although he didn't laugh out loud, his eyes were already crescent-shaped, which showed his mood.

"Laugh if you want to." Xu Wenyi said, lying on the table and giving up on himself.

"Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Xu Wenyi: "..."

You really don't have to cooperate with me like this.

…………

In the end, Jian Junfeng laughed until his stomach ached so badly that he stopped. Xu Wenyi was washing dishes in the kitchen, while Jian Junfeng was lying on the sofa holding his corpse.

It's not that he didn't want to help, he felt that going would embarrass Wen Yi, not to mention that he laughed so hard just now that it hurts to breathe now.

Jian Junfeng: "..." Alas, extreme joy begets sorrow.

When Xu Wenyi came out after washing the dishes, Jian Junfeng was holding the computer and typing something. He only knew that Feng was engaged in design work, but he didn't know more about it.

"Are you working?" Xu Wenyi wiped the water from his hands while looking at his friend holding the computer.

"That's right..." Jian Junfeng frowned but kept tapping his hands. He said, "The workload of a few days is piled up, and the amount is beyond imagination."

"Oh, come on." Xu Wenyi took out a matcha-flavored ice cream from the refrigerator, thought for a while, then turned to ask his friend sitting on the sofa, "Do you want ice cream?"

Jian Junfeng, who originally wanted to refuse, changed his mind after looking down at the remaining workload.

He needs to calm down.

Xu Wenyi tore open the packing bag with his hands, and sat down in the empty seat next to his friend, looking at his friend thoughtfully, why did he look better after not seeing him for a while?

As the saying goes, only delicious food and beauties cannot be disappointed.

He and his friend only reached a consensus on the former, and the latter was ignored by his friends. Now he finally understands that this guy doesn't like women at all, no wonder he refused to team up with him no matter what he said before. Let the girls shout out their throats.

He touched his chin and thought for a while, but when he looked at his friend again, he found that he fell asleep on the sofa.

Sleep in seconds...

By the way, has he finished his work?

Xu Wenyi suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his body. It stands to reason that aliens rarely experience discomfort in their bodies.

He just said, why did the bastard Asa suddenly become quiet? It turned out that he was causing trouble.

"Asa..." Wen Yi clutched his stomach, his face was a little pale, as if he was about to fall to the ground in the next second, but his actual situation was not as fragile as it appeared on the surface.

"Huh?" Asa didn't look at him. Compared with Xu Wenyi's appearance of facing the enemy, he seemed a little more relaxed, lying lazily on the sofa.

"If you give me the antidote like this, I can pretend that nothing happened, otherwise..."

Asa finally looked back at Wen Yi this time, he showed a very nasty smile, and said, "If I say no - what will happen to you?"

"Or, what can you do?"

"Are you going to tell the little master that you were kicked out by a cat?"

"—Will the little master believe it?"

The author has something to say:

Asa: "For those who hinder me and my little master, they should be driven out ruthlessly like leaves being swept away by the autumn wind."