How the Good and the Villain Saved Each Other

As the Cthulhu had predicted, the captured Hydras were nothing more than young people who couldn't make it to the stage. Tony and the others rushed to the so-called base according to the clues and only saw a big empty house.

Iron Man came back with a feather, but he was so worried about the fact that he had been stolen from his technological achievements that he was not interested in designing the prison for super criminals. He only provided two ideas and threw the specific work to the Avengers. The scientific research department of the alliance started to think about other projects instead, shutting itself in the studio all day without seeing anyone, and strangely bringing the Winter Soldier together.

"You can't eat pizza and hamburgers all the time." Rocky couldn't help frowning and complaining when he saw a table of takeaway boxes and wrapping paper when he entered the studio, "you can't feed him these all the time, look, look Look, he's about to have a double chin."

The Winter Soldier raised his hands and pulled away the evil god's claws pinching his chin, and puffed up his cheeks dissatisfied: He obviously only has a small round face, so there is no such thing as a double chin.Tony waved his hand indifferently: "Our little deer's physical indicators are completely normal, and there is nothing wrong with being a little fatter." - Anyway, the in-law's family has already settled down, and Cap will not dislike this.

"He's a fighter. Have you ever seen a cheetah that's plump into a ball?" Rocky snatched the mini donut that Tony was about to stuff into his mouth, and put it gracefully into his mouth. What the hell are you doing in the lab?"

"I'm going to change the arm of the fawn." Tony waved at Loki menacingly, raising the spray gun, and picked up the last donut in the box with full vigilance, "The doctor thinks this metal arm he's using now It's too heavy, it's not good for the bones, I'm going to figure out how it works, and then make him a new one out of gold-titanium alloy, and then paint on it—hey—”

Facing Iron Man's murderous eyes, the Winter Soldier threw the stolen food into his mouth, chewed it, swallowed it, and calmly stretched out his tongue to lick the white icing left on his lips: "You talk too much."

Yeah, Tony always talks too much, especially when he's inventing.He would scurry between the workbenches with a wrench in his hand, while babbling about his whole idea of ​​the experiment and the next step. He didn't really want to communicate, and he didn't even expect any response. It's a way to clear your mind, focus your attention, and flaunt your smarts all at the same time.In the past, it was usually Jarvis and sometimes Loki who played the role of the listener, but more recently, the Winter Soldier has become the main force.

Loki sighed, put away all the sundries on the table without complaint, refilled Tony's freshly made coffee, and provided a huge fruit platter for the two gluttons to eat, and then quietly exited the studio.

Before he went out with a lot of household garbage, he couldn't help but stop and look back at the two lucky people who didn't know anything about fate. One of them was gesticulating against the profile of the mechanical arm on the light curtain. Blabla explained endlessly. One sat on the workbench, tilted his head, blinked his eyes in a daze, but whenever the other person's eyes fell on him, he quickly recovered and nodded solemnly. "I've been listening and you're so right".

What a weird and harmonious couple.Thinking of this, Loki couldn't help but feel a little confused. Since he made up his mind to live with Tony in the atrium, he has rarely been confused, but now, he really can't figure out what he is doing.

Under his intentional or unintentional promotion, Tony and Bucky got closer and closer. They watched the Lego movie together, ate those damn high-calorie junk food together, and racked their brains together to make some harmless things for Captain America. Trouble, Tony even allowed the Winter Soldier to stay in his workshop, which was never Loki's perk.

"From the outside, the little deer boy really looks like the crystallization of our love," Tony once said to him, "with my brown hair and your green eyes, he is so cute, except that his brain is not so good. Other than that, it's just perfect."

What should I do?Loki turned his head and closed his eyes slightly. The pain and hesitation made him feel dizzy like a dose of morphine. I should guide Tony to hate the Winter Soldier, so that when the truth is revealed, he will not be too painful when he strikes, but How can I lead Tony to hate Bucky?Who could really hate a kid who was so innocent, sometimes fierce and sometimes timid?

He has to find a way to find out everything before the truth is revealed. Who leaked the news that the old Stark delivered the super serum himself?Who gave the order for the assassination?Why did the government choose to conceal and deceive after seeing the surveillance video?Is there any deeper shady and transaction hidden in this?

He wanted to put the whole incident in front of Tony clearly and plainly, so that he could see how many people were involved. When he distributed the hatred equally to everyone, maybe he wouldn't hate Bucky so much. There will be no pain.

And this was already the best solution Loki could think of.

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The mission to clear Hydra was not progressing as expected. The Alliance and S.H.I.E.L.D. shared intelligence and cooperated with each other, but they were only going around in the periphery. Loki is a person who does big things, and he will never be satisfied with catching a few nine-headed snakes every day. The little minion of the head snake, destroying one or two secret bases that have already been deserted and the ground is in a mess.But he also knew that if he wanted to catch a big fish, he had to be willing to use sweet bait. If Hydra wanted what he wanted most from the Avengers, it must be the Winter Soldier.

"Cap, there is a mission for you and the little deer." After dinner, the evil god found Captain America while the Winter Soldier was stealing custard pudding from Tony, and handed him a mission document: "I know you are used to reading Paper version, but this is a waste of resources, not very environmentally friendly."

Steve took the file in doubt and began to look through it: "Is there anything special about this task?" Why did Bucky be appointed to participate.

"The task is not special or complicated. It's just to protect the American scientists who went to Israel to participate in the Science and Technology Summit Forum." Rocky waved his hand, "Letting our little deer go on the task is purely following the doctor's orders. The psychiatrist believes that appropriate external activities can relieve him. The self-repression is good for physical and mental health, and recently Tony has just replaced him with a new metal arm, which needs to collect various parameters in actual combat, and even if the whole building is large enough, he has been locked in it for too long It's our fault for taking him to Las Vegas last time, but he was really happy."

Steve lowered his eyelashes.

"You're right," he said, in a low voice. "I can't keep him locked up in the mansion. He's been locked up for 70 years. It's time to go out and relax."

"Don't be so worried," Loki patted the captain's shoulder with a brisk tone, "You must know that your position on the Hydra bounty list is definitely higher than that of the Winter Soldier, and there are many scientific and technological experts on this earth." The madman wants to arrest you for the super serum experiment, so you should worry about yourself. And Clint and Natasha will be with you, the little deer will not be captured again."

"Natasha? Is she back?"

"Not yet, but her fake identity has been prepared, and she plans to meet you in Tel Aviv." Loki replied, "Cap, I remember that the file said that you can speak six languages, including Hebrew?"

Steve shook his head, "But Bucky should be able to."

Rocky was surprised: "The little deer can speak Hebrew?"

Steve smiled, a slightly ostentatious smile: "Bucky is a language genius, he can speak ten different languages, including Chinese, Persian and Hebrew. I also suggested that after the war He could be a translator, but he wants to be a pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers, or a ranger for the Redwoods—and a movie star."

"Movie star?" Rocky wanted to laugh, but Steve nodded solemnly: "Bucky is so good-looking, almost all the women in Brooklyn liked him, he must be very popular when he is a movie star, Getting to Marlon Brando's level is just around the corner. I used to joke that I could send him to kill Mussolini so we wouldn't have to fight so hard."

"I never knew that Mussolini had that kind of interest in men." Rocky couldn't help being shown his affection, and curled his lips unbearably. While complaining, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and spread it out on Steve. before.

"I guess neither you nor Bucky want to continue using the code name 'Winter Soldier'," he stretched, leaning back on the chair, "Me and Tony have come up with some new names, you can refer to them."

Steve picked up the piece of paper with great interest, and glanced at the speechless and condensed words such as "Spring Soldier", "Red Star with Iron Arm", "Zorro", "Black Catman", and "Masked Little Raccoon". choke nickname, especially—

"Chubbydumpling?" Captain America couldn't laugh or cry, "How did you come up with it?"

"That's nature." Loki shrugged and smiled.

Steve didn't speak, he lowered his head, his shoulders began to shift from a slight shrug to an epileptic's violent trembling, from Rocky's angle, he could still see the corners of his mouth curled up, and after Bucky came back, he smiled more and more, It seems that he has turned back into the carefree 16-year-old boy again. Although he still talks old-fashionedly, his whole body exudes a fresh breath.

At this time, Tony and the Winter Soldier walked over and sat down at their table.

"Is it my delusion?" Lord Stark pushed a small cup of pudding to Loki, staring at them thoughtfully, "You two seem to be calling a lot recently, and you often get together affectionately. Do you need to be careful?"

Loki leaned over and kissed the other person's forehead: "Don't worry, honey, we're just discussing the new code name of the little deer boy."

Tony's eyes lit up, and he turned to look at Steve, who was still holding back his smile: "Did you see that one about Chubbydumpling? What do you think, Cap?"

Captain America coughed lightly, and took the pudding handed by the Winter Soldier: "It doesn't need to be so fancy, I think 'Bucky' is very good."

"Are you sure?" Tony rolled his eyelids, "Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Hulk, and—Bucky?" Sounds so out of place.

"Bucky is really good." The Winter Soldier agreed after taking a bite of dessert.

"Yeah, it's fine if the captain says it's fine, little answerer," Tony dishonestly kicked the Winter Soldier lightly across the table, "he said the sun is blue and the moon is square, and you'll nod."

The Winter Soldier glared at Tony, and continued to eat pudding with his mouth down. It was really annoying not to be able to kick him back. According to Loki, this guy in front of him is extremely fragile without his steel suit, so he must be handled with care and no force is allowed. .

"Since you think so, let's make it so," Rocky sighed, as if regretting that the genius ideas he and Tony contributed didn't come in handy, "Tel Aviv's temperature is around 20 degrees right now, just right to test the new machinery The appearance switching function of the arm."

"That's right." Mentioning this, Tony immediately became excited, "Just touch the button on the inside of the arm to switch freely between the metal form and the skin form. Although it is not yet possible to have the perception of real human skin, but from It looks the same in appearance, and it's easier to disguise when doing missions this way—wearing gloves and long sleeves on a hot day is kind of awkward, isn't it?"

Facing the enthusiastic introduction of the tech maniac, the Winter Soldier just calmly took another bite of the pudding.

"Thank you." He swallowed the food slowly, and then thanked him heartlessly.

"And you still want to grab my pudding, it's really ungrateful." Tony curled his lips, "You know I planned to eat a double portion."

"Youknowyouloveme." The darling with amnesia raised his head and smiled at Master Stark. He has a canine tooth on both sides of his mouth. When he smiles, the canine tooth is slightly exposed, like a little cat, with a wicked cuteness and cunning , "And, I saved your belly."

Tony turned to Loki angrily: "Look at what you've taught him."

"I'm sorry, my dear, I shouldn't always laugh at your belly fat in front of the children, which will damage your authority." The evil god apologized, and his tone was sincere, but Tony knew that this guy was trying hard to hold back his laughter.

Shaking his head and deciding not to care about the other party generously, Tony took out a wallet from his pocket and threw it to the Winter Soldier.

"Here's for you, for the trip to Tel Aviv. There's a thousand dollars and three small checks in it," he said. "Good luck with the mission—remember to bring a present when you come back."

PS, the captain came up with an idea to make Bucky lose color - lure Mussolini from Marvel Comics

The desire to be a pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers, to be a ranger for the mangroves, and to be a film and television star all come from Marvel comics. They are all typical American boys' wishes.

And PS, the source of Chubbydumpling... It seems that there is no need to explain it...