The prince is crazy

"Little lunatic, let's go! If there is a chance...you can take the beauty with you..." I closed my eyes, thinking about the first person I saw since I could remember.

"Grandpa..." The sound of the belt wrapping around his neck stopped suddenly.

"Boom-"

Seems like something fell to the ground?

I turned my head in a hurry, only to see the little lunatic's sword fall to the ground.

Along with that, there were roaring roars of anger.

"Zhao Hezhuo, you are such a madman!"

"Pineapple?" I looked at Aunt Mu standing on the wall in disbelief, no, mummy.

"How many times do you want me to tell you! Don't talk to men casually, don't call me 'Pineapple', and my doctor's name is 'Bo Ruo'!"

The pineapple rushed to my side like the wind, leaving me with a piece of sleeve to wrestle with the little lunatic.

"Isn't a pineapple just a pineapple..." I held the sleeve of a pineapple and stared at the woman whose head had disappeared, "Did you get seriously injured by Doctor Xu?"

"It's okay..." Although Pineapple slashed at the little lunatic's head with a sharp sword, I still seemed to see her slipping.

"Wei'er's swordsmanship is proficient. Although I stabbed the mountain master 37 times, she almost avoided all the big holes on the mountain master..." Fengli slashed at the little lunatic again, "Although you are so fat that you don't even have a waist! But As a woman, you still have to take Weier's face into consideration!"

"So you have been disfigured?" I stared blankly at Fengli's face with eyes outside.

"Damn it, what nonsense are you talking about!" Fengli seemed to be irritated by my words, "I really can't figure out how Wei'er fell in love with such a wimp like you..."

"Why can't Imperial Physician Xu take a fancy to me?" Ignoring the swords and swords around me, I turned around and found another orange and started to eat, completely ignoring the jealousy in Pineapple's words.

"Lazy and greedy, but also a lunatic..." Fengli panted heavily.

"The wound is open..." Seeing that the situation was not good, I raised my hand and threw away the orange in my hand, jumped behind the little lunatic and pointed him.

"Zhao Hezhuo—you—you..."

"What's wrong with me?" I frowned and glanced at Fengli, it was just acupuncture, what's the fuss about?

"Your memory recovered?"

Pineapple's eager voice confused me.Do I have any memory to do with her?

"No. It's my instinctive reaction, it's not under my control, I just feel that I should hit him..." I handed Fengli an orange and murmured, "Could it be that I still had kung fu before? Impossible, half a month ago I was almost slapped to death by your palm..."

"Instinct reaction?" Fengli squeezed the orange in her hand and raised it to my eyes, "Can you peel off the orange peel?"

"Isn't it easy?" I rolled my eyes at Fengli, "Look at it, push your thumb down hard, and then..."

"That's not it..." Fengli glanced at me, raised her palm to let the orange float in her palm, then stretched out a finger, drew a strange pattern on the orange from the air, and whispered: "Break!"

"This... this... just peeled off?" I looked at the pineapple like a fool, "Isn't the skin still on it?"

I poked the orange floating in the air with my finger.

"Huh? You can't see it?" Pineapple pulled back and let the orange fall into my hand, "Wei'er really lied to the owner of the mountain!"

"What, Imperial Physician Xu lied to you?" I threw away the limp orange in my hand, only to find that there were several thin lines on the peel of the orange, which corresponded to the petals inside the orange one by one, "Impossible, Imperial Physician Xu is so honest... "

I carefully picked out the orange kernels from the orange peel and started to eat: "You are just too suspicious."

"That's what you said about the owner of the mountain before." Pineapple slapped the orange kernels off my hand, "This orange has been polluted by spiritual arts, how dare you eat it! Wei'er didn't tell you that everything in Yuling Mountain Can't you touch it?"

"Uh...no...I haven't seen Dr. Xu for half a month..." I scratched my head.

"Then don't you miss her?" Fengli peeled an orange kernel for me like I peeled an orange.

"Do you miss Imperial Doctor Xu? Why do you miss her? She is better than you, smarter than you, and higher in seniority than you. She has seniors and sisters, apprentices and grandchildren, why do you miss her?" I insisted.

In fact, I really miss Dr. Xu.Although she didn't treat me very well, she just asked Tomato to bring me some clothes, and by the way left a jade token of a disciple of Yuling Mountain.However, subconsciously reaching into the collar and touching the warm jade hanging around my neck, I was still a little sad.Doctor Xu, how could she do this?If you take me into the mountains, you will no longer care about me.

"Hmm...you really don't like Wei'er?" Fengli didn't notice the little Jiujiu in my heart, she only thought that I really hated Dr. Xu, and then took two steps closer to me.

"Uh...no...don't like..." Looking at the mummy getting closer, I panicked.

"Then, how about I have a discussion with you, Master Benshan? Let's exchange something..." The mummy's pupils grew bigger and bigger.

"What?" I saw Kong push away the pineapple that was in front of me, "I don't have anything..."

"You have..." Fengli's eyes flickered.

"I have... what?" I have never felt that Night Breeze was so cold.

"You have to shut up the idlers first." Fengli glanced at me, then pointed her backhand at the little lunatic standing by the well.

"Don't hurt him!" For the first time, I felt that death was so close to me.

"A servant who betrays the master, what's the use of keeping him?" Fengli sneered and pushed the little lunatic into the well.

"You...you..." I took two steps back in disbelief and leaned against the mulberry tree in the courtyard.Pineapple actually killed someone?

"What about me?" Feng Li nodded and bullied me, "This mountain master is just cleaning up the mess for some masters who can't control his subordinates! You must know that if he comes out of the mountain alive, the second prince's men will arrive soon Under the Jade Spirit Mountain! Although my Jade Spirit Mountain is not connected with the imperial power, I am not afraid of the court soldiers. But why does the Lord of this mountain want to ruin my century-old reputation of Yuling for you, an outsider?"

"This..." Does Fengli mean that the little lunatic belongs to the second prince?After clarifying the meaning of pineapple, a thought flashed through my mind - if the little lunatic belongs to the second prince, does that mean that the beauty is also from the second prince?What a foodie!My eyes turned cold, it was in vain that I still carried her divorce letter with me!

"Okay!" Seeing that I was angry, Fengli immediately patted my shoulder comfortingly, "I know it's hard for a man to bear the affair, but since it's a foregone conclusion, you can only bear it. We Now let's talk about the deal..."

"What deal?" I looked at Fengli in confusion.She is the lord of Yuling Mountain and the senior sister of Imperial Physician Xu. What kind of deal does she have to negotiate with a down-and-out false crown prince like me?

"What do you think of men disguised as women?" Fengli glanced at me inscrutablely.

"Huh? Out of interest..." Subconsciously, she looked at Fengli's chest that didn't rise and fall at all.I realized she might be talking about me.Uh, there may be little difference between a woman dressing up as a man and a man dressing up as a woman...Looking down at the turbulent waves on his chest, I felt a mysterious sadness—if you want to be thin, you should first lose your chest, and if you want to be fat, you must first get a fat face...

"Then... do you want to get out of this yard..." Fengli hesitated for a moment before casting a glance at me.

"I want to! It's even in my dreams... I'm going to be moldy after staying here... But Doctor Xu said, I'm not allowed to run around..." I silently picked the old bark behind me.

"Hehe, as long as you are willing!" Fengli smiled meaningfully, and met my eyes, "Keep your eyes open, Master Ben Shan will send you a big gift!"