[Classroom] My neighbor is a sick girl

For Tsukasa Kawasaki, Class E of the third year is a little bit far from the main campus except for the broken classrooms. The basic educational facilities are a little bit broken, and the teachers are a little bit less. It is said that there is only one teacher, and the others are still very good.

For example, the quality of the girls in the class is very good. Looking at their slender figures, you can tell that they definitely...don't eat desserts.

In that case, wouldn't he be able to eat a class' worth of the small cakes and puddings he made in the home economics class? Besides, the grades of the students who came here should not be very good, that is to say, no one would laugh at them. His rotten science subject, thinking of this, suddenly got a little excited, what should I do.

What, isn't this E-class called the terminal very good.

If you ignore the unknown creature standing on the podium who claims to be their head teacher.

The blue-haired beauty sitting in the second row just told him that their head teacher is a beautiful big sister, and the monk head in the third row even secretly told him that the head teacher is not only beautiful and cute, but also has hidden big breasts, although I don’t know why he would know that since it’s hidden, although Kawasaki Tsukasa doesn’t have any special obsession with big/breast, but what about the hidden big/breast head teacher, although the one on the podium can also use " It can be described as "giant", but there is still a big difference between big/big and giant. Well, both physically and psychologically, he prefers the former to be his head teacher.

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And this giant can't be classified as a species of human beings from any angle. To be precise, this is simply a giant octopus.

Although he can talk, he wears a very formal suit and a strange tie, and his whole body is still yellow. From a biological point of view, is there a yellow octopus, so science is the most annoying thing, Ignore these strange settings, this is completely an octopus!

"We met for the first time. I am a mortal who blew up the moon. I am expected to blow up the earth next year. I will be your head teacher. Please take care of me."

Monster!This is a middle school octopus that crossed over from that novel or comic. Could it be possible that Juvenile Jump is now occupied by an octopus monster? All the lines that were supposed to be spoken by the protagonist or the big villain boss were snatched away by an octopus. Is this really good?And what is this kind of declaration to destroy the world? By the way, is it really okay to say such incredible things in such a casual tone? At this time, there shouldn’t be a magnificent BGM, and there should be some unbelievable things bursting out around. Look straight at the Holy Light?

In addition, can anyone tell him what it is to bomb the moon? Is it the bomb he understands? Can anyone explain it to him?

"According to the remarks recently published by scientists in "Science Daily", there is no oxygen on the moon, and among the five conditions necessary for an explosion, oxygen is necessary as an auxiliary combustion agent. How did he survive in an environment without oxygen? Blow up the moon?"

Tsukasa Kawasaki suddenly heard the girl with twin ponytails and braided eyes sitting in the front seat talking to herself.

God of sugar, what the hell is she talking about, why I can't understand at all.

And the group of black suits behind the octopus who packed themselves from head to toe like crows, are you wearing so conspicuously because you are afraid that others will not know that you are related personnel of some secret agency? If it’s not a real gun, the neon has been opened up enough to openly show the gun in the classroom, isn’t it afraid to cause an indelible sense of fear in the hearts of these minors in the classroom?

Well, they've been spooked by the talking yellow octopus.

Rather than being frightened, it is better to say that I want to complain but don't know where to start.

Anyway, that's how he felt at this time.

Then a man in black suits stood out who seemed to be a leader. He looked quite young. Is he really the leader of this group of people in black suits who looked older than him? It should be the kind of image that is full of fat and bald, and it takes a few breaths to say a word.

The black suit briefly stated the purpose of his trip.

So Tsukasa Kawasaki, who was stuffed with such a huge amount of information in one day, got the following points.

First: The name of the black suit is Wujian Weichen.

Second: The yellow octopus next to him who claims to be their class teacher is a special species, with a super speed of Mach [-], and will blow up the earth in March next year.

Third: I hope their third-year class E will kill this yellow octopus before March next year.

Well, the problem is coming.

What is Mach [-].

Tsukasa Kawasaki, who has calculated speed in meters per second and kilometers per hour since he was a child, couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation.

Other students were more entangled in why they were asked to kill this yellow octopus that seemed to grow contrary to biological science, and then their entanglements were all thrown by the "killed" octopus in the black suit called Umama. He can get 100 billion" remarks are easily dispelled.

Killing octopus is nothing, if there are 100 billion, they are willing to kill sardines.

So when students, black suits, and yellow octopuses were all happy to see it, it was decided that this yellow octopus would be the head teacher of class E for three years.

Oh, by the way, it is said that the black suit is also planning to stay as their physical education teacher.

This is really gratifying, so there are two teachers in their class. Oh yeah.

Wait a minute, while he's thinking about what Mach is, you're all arbitrarily deciding what to do!

Because of the black suit, no, Mr. Urama said that the existence of the yellow octopus is a state secret and cannot be disclosed to his parents, so when he went home and faced Kawasaki Yuu’s smiling face that could barely see his eyes, Kawasaki Si can only vaguely express that his class teacher is a very distinctive teacher.

Not even a human being, so why not be special?

Fortunately, Yu Kawasaki seems to have taken the wrong medicine this time, and he didn't go to the bottom of the matter to find out how many hairs the teacher has, otherwise Kawasaki Tsukasa can't guarantee whether he can not get along with him in name The guardian complained that their homeroom teacher was a yellow octopus that could talk and blow up the earth.

Ran to his bedroom on the second floor and ate four packs of matcha cookies, three small cakes and two boxes of POCKY in one go, and Kawasaki finally calmed down.

Then the next second, when he found that there was only one bag left in his sweets bag, which had been opened and there were very few left, he was not calm again.

"Yu, give me the money, I want to buy sweets!"

He ran downstairs at the speed of the wind, and rushed in front of Kawasaki Yu who seemed to be going out, and said in a hurry.

Kawasaki Yu just looked at him with a smile, without saying a word.

Well, he got it.

"Dear Papa, can you give me some money for sweets?"

Kawasaki can guarantee that this is the sweetest voice I have ever heard. The heroines of the idol dramas I watched on TV before may not have his kind of sweetness that makes people get goosebumps. the sound of.

God knows how uncomfortable it is for him to choke his throat and say these words.

But at least the result was good. Comrade Kawasaki Yuu looked very satisfied. He took out a bill with a denomination of ten thousand from his pocket, and smeared his dog's head by the way, and told him to eat less with a fatherly face. Order something sweet.

Only at this time will you feel that Fukuzawa Yukichi on the ten thousand yuan bill is so cute.

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