This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Just relying on the prompts from the computer, Zhou Xiaomiao will follow when the shit-shoveling officer goes online. He is simply a technical geek, and his aunt takes care of three meals a day, and the aunt cleans the house. There is still plenty of time, so follow along up the tempo.

At present, Zhou Xiaomiao is just a pet egg. She doesn't need to do anything at ordinary times. She nests in the egg and watches the excrement shoveler reclaim the wasteland, then sow the seeds and water them, and finally wait for the harvest to make money.

Zhanxi pays special attention to the pet Eggy. He takes a look at it every day when he goes online and before he goes offline. When he has time, he uses a small brush to whiten the eggshell, and cleans the incubator by the way, hoping that he will break the shell as soon as possible.

Under the careful care of the excrement shoveler, after three days, the egg finally broke its shell!

There were more and more cracks in the egg, and soon a small white ball the size of a palm crawled out of it. The red mark on the forehead and the turbulent blue water marks all showed that this thing was extraordinary. It stood on the eggshell. The side raised his head and let out a childish voice: "Meow... ow!"

After yelling, obediently put down your hind legs and sit down, tilt your head to look at the person squatting at the side, with white fluffy fur, blue eyes, pink and tender meat pads and a soft body, if this is a girl squatting guarding Absolutely scream out loud, don't want to be cute.

Although Zhanxi steadied himself and didn't scream, his heart still couldn't help softening into water. There was a feeling of being shot in the heart... Really, it's so cute!

Click on the property panel on the side and look, the species: Bai Ze.Attribute: water.Personality: Docile.Good at: land irrigation.

The little white dumpling who licked his paws to be cute on purpose froze, wait, why is he good at watering the ground? ? ?

[The system gloats: In a game of reclaiming wasteland, what else do you want? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Go away, I won't listen!

Xiaobai Tuanzi was so wronged that he moved a few steps and looked at the shit shovel officer eagerly.

It was the first time for Zhanxi to treat such a soft pet, as if he would get hurt if he applied a little force, he was at a loss for a while, so he could only stretch out a finger to touch Zhou Xiaomiao carefully, and then proceeded stiffly Hanging above his head, not daring to touch him.

Xiaobai Tuanzi raised his head and looked at the big hand that had been lingering for a long time. With difficulty, he pouted his little butt and rubbed it against him twice, then looked at the shit-shoveling officer eagerly: "M... woo woo woo!"

Zhanxi was so cute, he rubbed it twice carefully, and then he was provoked by the soft touch of his palm to smile, a very idiotic smile.

Xiaobai Tuanzi cocked his tail, gnawed on the hand of the excrement shovel officer with his gums that hadn't grown any teeth, and said vaguely: "Awwhhh!"

"Are you hungry?" Zhanxi wanted to buy food for the newly acquired Xiaobaituanzi, only to remember that he had just reclaimed a piece of land and had no money at all. The other party was a bunch of data, and he quickly charged money to buy him a lot of food, such as milk, fruit and cakes piled up into a hill, and then put the white dumpling on top, a sense of pride suddenly surged in his heart!

He must make more money in the future, feed this cute little guy, let him have enough food and clothing, and happily reclaim wasteland with him... together!

Xiaobai Duanzi has no teeth. It is reasonable to say that fruits and pastries should not be eaten, but now Xiaobai Duanzi is a string of codes, and food is also a code. After eating, there is no harm but it will increase energy, so Xiaobai Duanzi plunged into the hill Li, quickly began to absorb energy.

Xiaoshan was consumed at a speed visible to the naked eye. After eating all of it, his stomach swelled up like a balloon, and the blue water mist around the little white dumpling became more obvious and expanded a little.

Zhanxi observed, and his first reaction was that even if the technique passed the test, he did a good job, and then he belatedly remembered that this soft and cute little white dumpling was Bai Ze... a pioneer The watering artifact that everyone in Arada wants!

He stretched out his hand and put it beside Xiaobai Tuanzi, watched it climb up obediently, and then led him to the only piece of wasteland he had: "Try it, Eggy, can you use your skills?"

After he finished speaking, Xiaobai Tuanzi looked back at him, his eyes were full of human disbelief and sorrow, before he could take a closer look at Tuanzi, he turned his head angrily and waved his little meat pad at the wasteland .

slam-la-

I saw a stream of clear spring erupting from the pink and tender little pad, like a water pipe, spraying wildly towards the wasteland, Zhanxi just watched all the germinated seeds washed out of the soil, and came alive again under his nose Soak...

He moved his fingers subconsciously, itching to spank his ass.

Xiaobai Tuanzi drank the water, and his stomach returned to normal. If he wanted to take credit, he would look back at him, with big eyes without blinking.

Zhanxi couldn't say anything critical right away, and could only say for a while, "It's pretty good."

He comforted himself in his heart, forget it, the egg is still young when it just hatched, so it’s just that it doesn’t control the skills properly, it will get better in the future, and it’s the first time to show its skills, and I can’t beat others, so I still have to praise it .

Xiaobai Tuanzi seemed quite happy, and patted his hand with the meat pad, and the tail wagged and floated faster.

But it stopped laughing soon, because after studying the attribute board for a while, the excrement shoveler solemnly wrote down the word... egg in the column of his name.

Xiaobai Tuanzi: "..."

He is Bai Ze!It's Bai Ze! !

The name Eggy is very unpleasant, Xiaobai Tuanzi doesn't like it! !

Zhanxi didn't understand the mood of Tuanzi at all, but felt that the word "Dandan" became more and more cute, so he clicked it to confirm without hesitation!

The pet's name is decided by the owner, especially once it is confirmed, it cannot be changed... In other words, Xiaobai Tuanzi will bear the name Dandan for two years!

Xiaobai Tuanzi lay down in the palm of the shit-shoveling officer without love. He felt that the shit-shoveling officer didn't love him anymore, he didn't like him at all. Otherwise, he used to call him a baby, why is he now an egg? Egg!

[System: I want to say something for your shit-shoveling officer, because when you first met you were balls! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Please put away your gloating face next time!

【System: Eggy hahahahaha】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

Hate!

When the sky was getting dark, Xiaobai Tuanzi yawned. The excrement shoveler has been busy trying to clean up his new nest, but he is not yet able to build a house, because the rule is that you can buy some props with money. But to reclaim wasteland or build a house, you still need to work hard in exchange for materials, and there is no room for accommodation.

So the excrement shoveler can only put the sleepy dumpling back into the incubator. It is still warm inside, which is better than having a place to sleep outside, but there is no house and only a piece of land to reclaim, and the seeds are still soaked just now. In order to be unable to harvest, the almost impoverished excrement shovel officer felt intense distress and self-blame.

He felt that he was so useless that he even let the dumpling sleep in the incubator without even a small nest for a house, but farming has never been done overnight, and it was useless for him to be anxious, after all, he has been in the body until now. It's still all beginner clothes... The money is all used to buy things for the dumpling.

Originally, I just wanted to come in to check the bugs in the program, but as I got along with Xiaobai Tuanzi, Zhanxi became more responsible and worried about him, thinking that if I didn't come, Xiaotuanzi would be hungry and alone Guarding this wasteland and waiting for myself...

Zhanxi felt uncomfortable and sour, so he could only put his hand on the glass of the incubator, and said with certainty: "Don't worry, as long as you are alive, I will not abandon you."

Xiaobai Tuanzi was still moved, and pressed the meat pad on his palm through the glass, and said softly, "Aww~~"

It was as if the two had made an agreement, and Zhanxi immediately became happier: "Then I'll go first, Eggy, and come to see you tomorrow."

The meat pad was put back with a whimper, Xiaobai Tuanzi turned his back to the shit-shoveling officer neatly, fuck his balls!

Zhanxi: "???"

After the shit shovel officer went offline, Zhou Xiaomiao also went offline. He organized the clues collected today one by one. Regarding the plot points of stealing the secret technology, Zhou Xiaomiao has been implementing it all the time, and did not disturb the shovel. Shit officer, including anyone in the technical department.

Zhou Xiaomiao's technology is several levels higher than the original owner's, so the action will naturally be faster. Maybe it won't take two years to collect and sort out the real secrets soon, but Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't want to make huge profits. I feel that this is very immoral, so I can only collect while thinking about how to take advantage of the loopholes in the plot.

Hey, when can I really meet the shit shovel officer...

On the other hand, Zhan Xi personally went into the game to find bugs. Everyone in the group knew that no matter which department they were in, they were afraid that they would find out what was wrong, and when the time came, they would criticize and hang on the wall to punish one-stop service.

But after so long, everyone found that Mr. Zhan hadn't said anything.Is this an affirmation of their work?No, no, how can Mr. Zhan's fault-finding and perfectionist character be sure, he must be holding back his big move!

So amid the vigilance and urging of the whole company, the person in charge couldn't hold back and called Zhanxi: "Mr. Zhan, nothing happened in the game these days. The last time it was probably an accident... Do you think there is something wrong?" Is there anything that needs to be improved?"

Zhanxi was silent for a while: "No matter what the accident was last time, I hope it won't happen again, and..."

The person in charge tightened his heart, knowing that it was coming!

Zhanxi said coldly: "I think pets eat too little, so we need to increase it appropriately, and there are too few things for pets."

The person in charge's heart suddenly froze, and he said in a daze, "Huh?"

Zhanxi: "Ah what, why don't you hurry up and improve it for me!"

The person in charge could only agree repeatedly. After hanging up, he told the technical department the news. It stands to reason that the chance of pets is very low, and there are not many people raising them. It would be very tasteless to suddenly fill in something that belongs to pets.

So everyone discussed it in a meeting, and decided to take this as a project. The whole gourmet store can sell all kinds of things with attributes, but the attributes of users and NPCs are different. Finally, this matter was perfectly solved.

After the gourmet store was updated, all participants without exception received bonuses. According to the original words, Mr. Zhan rewarded them for their fantastic ideas, which is very novel, but in fact... Zhanxi just thinks that the dumplings are happy and he is happy .

In the gourmet shop, Xiao Baituanzi's favorite food is fish, whether it is grilled fish or boiled fish.

Zhan Xi couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Why do you look like a cat?"

Xiao Baituanzi froze for a moment, and immediately remembered that the NPC must not be exposed, otherwise he would have to squat for another two years... But he didn't let go of the fish in his mouth immediately, because he thought it was too obvious, he should eat it for a few more days and pretend to eat it Enough, eat something else, yes, that's it!

[System: Come on, aren't you reluctant? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I am not I do not have I do not know.

【system:……】

A few days later, under the constant reminders from the system, Xiaobai Tuanzi reluctantly pushed away the fish, pretending that he had eaten enough, but in fact, his heart was full of emotions, fish, his fish... It is really immoral not to let cats eat fish !

[System: No, you are not a cat now, but a testicle, hahahahaha]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

Zhanxi was still coaxing him: "What's the matter with Eggy? I ate less than before, would you like to eat a little more?"

The fish dangled in front of Xiaobai Tuanzi, and the wafting aroma made Xiaobai Tuanzi almost nod his head, but no, he had to hold back, he couldn't expose it, otherwise he would have to wait another two years, what should I do? ! !

"Didn't you like to eat before? Are you not hungry or do you not like to eat?" Zhanxi said and began to check the body of the dumpling. Although he knew it was data, the game's fidelity was very close to the real world. Sometimes even NPCs would get sick .

Seeing nothing wrong, Zhanxi could only exchange a small tomato for him. Watching him sniff it and barely nibble a little bit, he could probably know that the other party didn't like fish anymore. It seemed that he was tired of eating it.

He went to buy some other things, and he was relieved when he saw that the little white dumpling started to eat slowly again.Zhanxi was a little funny, I didn't expect this little guy to have a big temper, look at the day, I'm tired of eating fish and meat.

Seeing Xiaobai's dumpling finished eating, Zhanxi rubbed his belly again, and took him to water the wasteland. Recently, Zhanxi worked very diligently to reclaim two pieces of wasteland, adding up to a total of three pieces of land. With Xiaobai While the dumplings are being watered, it is estimated that the plants in the first field will be harvested soon.

More than ten days passed, and the hair of Xiaobai Tuanzi became more and more shiny, and the originally soft claws became harder and harder. Two sharp and hard little bumps appeared on the top of his head. According to Zhanxi's words, he was about to grow horns.

Zhanxi hugged him: "Dandan, I heard that Bai Ze can understand and speak human language, can you also speak? Say something to listen? Call master."

Xiaobai Tuanzi was full of disgust. If he could speak, he would definitely reject the name Dandan immediately!

Zhanxi teased him for a while, seeing that Xiaobai Tuanzi had already pointed his ass at him, so he had no choice but to give up. It seemed that he was too young to speak, so he just waited.

This day, Zhanxi said goodbye to Xiaobai Tuanzi as usual before going offline: "It's already dark, you have to sleep well, I'll come tomorrow afternoon."

Xiaobai Tuanzi immediately raised his head, staring at him with blue eyes, as if asking him why he didn't come here until afternoon.

Zhanxi thought about it, and then explained: "I'm going to the company tomorrow, so I won't be back until the afternoon. You wait for me obediently."

In fact, Zhanxi used to lead by example and stayed in the group office every day, but since he entered the game to find bugs...everything has changed. He has long forgotten what bugs are. Every time he goes online, he looks at the incubator. Xiaobai Tuanzi in the house started to feel guilty, and then started farming to make money and build a big house, hoping that the other party would be better off with him.

So I often stay for a morning, then come back in the afternoon after dinner, and finally rest at night. I have basically become an Internet addicted youth. As for the number of times I go to the company, it also drops sharply. day and a half.

If not for the fact that everyone trusts Mr. Zhan and firmly believes that he must be urging everyone in the game, looking for bugs in an instant, and working every day with trepidation, Zhanxi's parents may not be able to sit still.

After Zhou Xiaomiao confirmed that the other party was offline, she also went offline immediately.

Since the excrement shoveler won't come back until the next afternoon, Zhou Xiaomiao started to have fun, and went out for a walk, just like letting the wind go. Considering that he couldn't do it all the time, he applied for a card and did some fitness activities.

The gym is not far from Zhou Xiaomiao's home. Usually, Zhou Xiaomiao can walk along the snack street to buy some food, then exercise to consume energy, and then eat all the way home...Because he feels that he has to eat enough before exercising. Strength, after exercising, he feels that he has consumed so much energy and needs to replenish...

In short, Zhou Xiaomiao likes this snack street very much.

Not long after the break in the afternoon, the alarm clock suddenly rang on the phone. Zhou Xiaomiao immediately got up and went back to the room. She glanced at the computer and said that the shit-shoveling officer was online. She quickly lay down in the game room and went online.

The game is also in the afterglow of the setting sun, which is in the afternoon.

Zhanxi came to greet Xiaobai Tuanzi first, bought something to feed him, and then turned to check Huangtian.

Xiaobai Tuanzi quietly stared at him while stuttering, and sure enough, the shit shoveler went offline not long after. He had a very regular schedule, although he was an Internet addict, but he didn't stay up late, so after the shit shoveler left, Zhou Xiaomiao Also offline.

Dark clouds piled up at night, the weather was not very good, and the late autumn night added a bit of coolness.

Zhou Xiaomiao pulled out a thicker quilt and covered it up, and then felt warmer. She missed her fur very much... It's a pity that I haven't completed a single plot point now!

When I slept until midnight, a thunderstorm suddenly sounded outside, and the rumbling sound accompanied by the ringtone of the mobile phone made Zhou Xiaomiao disturbed... Wait, the alarm clock!

Zhou Xiaomiao sat up abruptly, glanced at the computer, and sure enough, the shit shovel officer was online.

When Zhou Xiaomiao entered the world, Zhan Xi was squatting in front of the incubator with an umbrella, putting his hand on the glass wall to comfort the shivering little white dumpling inside.

Looking at the big hand in front of him, Zhou Xiaomiao didn't know what to say. In fact, he is just a bunch of data and an NPC. Even if there is no house in the open air, there is still an incubator to shelter him from the wind and rain. Even if he is afraid of thunder, it is just a system setting. His reaction... But, that's how the shit-shoveling officer cares.

Xiaobai Tuanzi suddenly turned the door lock, rushed out and threw himself into the arms of the excrement shovel officer. Although it was raining heavily outside and thunder was thundering in the barren fields, this man's embrace was still so warm that it made people want to cry.

Zhanxi only thought that he was afraid, and slowly stroked his little head to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, the rain will stop in a while."

Xiaobai Tuanzi nestled in his arms obediently. The thunder at night was too loud and he couldn't sleep, so it was better to just nestle in the shit shovel officer's arms like this.

Zhanxi has always felt that he is not an impulsive person, but when he sees his pet obediently nestling up, he has an inexplicable feeling that he can't stop it.When the first thunder rang outside the window, he was woken up and the first reaction in his mind was not that it was noisy, it turned out to be Eggy in the wilderness!

When he came, he saw the dumpling shivering, and he felt so distressed, so he could only buy an umbrella to accompany him for a while, but the more he stayed with him, the more he couldn't move his feet. He just felt worried, thinking that it was so small, how could it not be afraid? Lei Sheng, the surrounding environment is already considered a wilderness.

He doesn't care about other people's pets, but his own must be pampered!

One player and one pet spend the night together in a remote wasteland. If someone goes to work at this time, they will probably find that there is only one player online in the entire game, and they will stay all night.

When the thunder outside stopped, Xiaobai Tuanzi went back to the incubator by himself, his eyes were full of urging, hoping that the other party would go off the assembly line to rest quickly, he must be sleepy and exhausted after staying up all night, at least he would have to sleep for half a day to make up for it, I guess It will take days and nights to be turned upside down.

Zhanxi saw his concern, and felt very warm in his heart. He touched its little head, squatted aside and waited for Xiaobai Tuanzi to fall asleep before leaving silently.

After going offline, Zhanxi didn't come out of the game room immediately. He was thinking about what was going on with him now, and he had clearly realized that something was wrong with his feelings.

From the time he started playing the game to now, he began to think carefully, dissected his psychological journey, and recalled the impulse and mental boiling emotions last night. In the end, even though he found it incredible, he still determined the result.

He seems to have developed feelings for an NPC, and the other party is not even an NPC character...