This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao didn't think he was wrong at all. For Su Jingling, who always made decisions for himself and couldn't say good things to coax him, he didn't want to hear the reason he analyzed. He wanted to go out, so he wanted to go out!

[System: Poor doll, this is suffocated. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...Okay, just shut up :)

Because of the matter of going to work, Zhou Xiaomiao started a unilateral cold war with Su Jingling. He actually planned it at the beginning. The original owner was a military doctor. Basically, it happened on other planets, which means that I will definitely leave the imperial capital. When the two plot points are completed, even if the first one is not completed, I can return to my original body. This is called dredging.

But I never expected that the shit-shoveling officer in this world is so possessive that he is almost perverted, and he is only allowed to stay in places with his breath, not to mention the streets and densely populated hospitals.

If you can’t complete the plot points, you can’t restore your original body. As a cat, if you don’t restore your cat body for 100 years, it’s okay, but the premise is that no one is tempting him in front of him. People can't do it, and they don't give them food, which is even more irritating!Although his mental body Xiaotuanzi doesn't know this, but he is inseparable from himself, that is, he will be envious for 100 years...

Oh, he will die!

Everything I do is to restore my original body, and all those who block me are enemies!Neither can the shit shovel officer!

On this day, Zhou Xiaomiao avoided Su Jingling, and hid in the corner of the garden and pulled the flowers. She really didn't want to face the face of the shit-shoveling officer. Xiaotuanzi sat on his shoulder and looked at herself seriously. Licking and licking her legs, Zhou Xiaomiao acted as if she was masturbating herself. Although she was envious of seeing it, it would be better to watch it if she couldn't see it.Anyway, there is no difference between one fantasizing and one thinking.

In the corner of the garden was a large patch of roses. Zhou Xiaomiao squatted for a while, and then heard a rustling sound. He raised his head and looked around cautiously, and a dog's head popped out of the roses in front of him. Shaking his head, he gasped and wanted to get closer to Zhou Xiaomiao.

Zhou Xiaomiao hurriedly backed away with Xiaotuanzi in her arms, and continued to look vigilantly at the puppy that appeared out of nowhere. It was fierce, but it seemed a little silly...Looking at the place where the gap was obviously bigger, she couldn't get past it. Drilled out of this place, did you really not consider how big your own shape is?

"Wow!" The puppy was very excited, but helplessly bound tightly by the rose vines, only one head was free, and could only shout anxiously, but there was nothing he could do.

Zhou Xiaomiao took a closer look and felt that there was no danger, so she moved closer and held Xiaotuanzi's paws to press down on his head.He scolded: "Where did you come from? How did you come here?"

The puppy let out a sigh of relief, and shook its head again. After shaking its head for the third time, a transparent chip fell out of it. The puppy felt more comfortable, and started barking at Zhou Xiaomiao.

Zhou Xiaomiao picked it up and looked at it. Before she could continue to observe the puppy, she saw that the stupid and cute puppy suddenly turned around and ran away. Unfortunately, the rose vine was the biggest obstacle, not only did not rush out, Instead, he was caught by his paws and messed up everywhere because of anxiety.

A dark shadow came over in an instant, and he was pulled out with a whip. The black snake, which had swelled countless times, hissed and slid over. anger.

After beating the puppy away, the black snake returned to its normal form and walked anxiously beside Zhou Xiaomiao. He was angry and aggrieved when he saw that Xiaotuanzi touched another spirit body just now. He knew that Xiaotuanzi likes to lick meat the most. Pad, as long as you think about Xiaotuanzi licking and touching that silly dog's meat pad, it is equivalent to licking the silly dog's head again...

The black snake slapped the ground angrily with its tail. Even though it was in the shape of thick and thin arms, it still had a powerful physique. The slender tail slapped traces on the ground, and its power remained undiminished.

But this is Xiaotuanzi's owner, it can't do anything to him, it can only think of trapping Xiaotuanzi and washing his claws...

Zhou Xiaomiao looked down at the little black snake, but instead of putting Xiaotuanzi on his head as usual, she turned around and left without paying any attention to him.

The little black snake was in a daze, turned around and realized that at some point, his master had arrived... He couldn't even coax his guide well, and he couldn't even play with Xiaotuanzi, how could he have such a master , so angry!

Su Jingling: "..."

Slapping the little black snake who disliked its master on the ground, Su Jingling raised his head and looked outside the manor, his gaze was heavy. The guards in the manor patrolled continuously, and the procedures were all top-level procedures. He was always cautious, especially the guide. He is at home, so let him directly increase his vigilance to the extreme.

But this stupid-looking puppy was able to evade robot and human patrols, break through the manor's self-defense procedures and run in. It's really not easy...

In the room, Zhou Xiaomiao locked the door behind her back and took out the chip she had nestled in her palm, and put it on her optical brain. Immediately, a line of words appeared on it. .

——Great opportunity, I hope you cherish it.

Zhou Xiaomiao read it over and over several times before she suddenly realized: System, is this the lieutenant who joined hands with the original owner in the plot?

[System: It should be, the plot seems to be going off track again. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao sighed: I guess the original owner should have been in contact with the deputy general before, so now that I am in the general's residence, he is anxious to contact me at the risk.How bold, under the nose of the hero...

[System: I'll bet you two spicy sticks, the hero definitely saw the chip. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: So why did the lieutenant general give me the chip so openly T^T

[System: Since the Cold War, every time you and Su Jingling share the time, it needs to be calculated in points. The fact that the lieutenant general can see through the stitches already shows that his strength is very good. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao pursed her lips: she has good ability, but she is not the most discovered.

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao stared at the chip and looked again and again, suddenly excited: System, I have a bold idea.

[System: Hold on! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

There was a sudden knock on the door.Su Jingling opened the door with a key, and said, "Ah Yang, I'm coming in."

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately threw herself into the bed with Xiaotuanzi in her arms and quickly rolled it into a quilt, covering her ears and covering herself. He didn't want to see Su Jingling's face, not at all╭(╯^╰)╮

Su Jingling couldn't hide the movement in the room. He slowly opened the door and locked it again. He really lost his temper for the little guide who was still losing his temper.You can't be beaten or scolded, you can't be coaxed, you are really a little ancestor... Well, the little ancestor I chose will be pampered even on his knees.

Lifting the quilt and carrying him out, Su Jingling hugged him on his lap like a child, squeezed his pouty mouth, and said with a smile: "Look at this little mouth, it's almost pouting to the sky. Who caused it?" Our doctor Xu is unhappy?"

Zhou Xiaomiao gave him a white look, and continued to rub the little dumpling in her arms, pretending that it was her own fur, to relieve her growing anxiety.Thinking about it, he lifted Xiaotuanzi's meat pad, wanting to take a bite too.

"Oh!" Zhou Xiaomiao was cut off halfway before he could bite.

Su Jingling picked his chin, licked his soft lips carefully, clasped Zhou Xiaomiao's back neck with one hand to prevent him from retreating, and rubbed his glands unconsciously with his fingers.

After this place was automatically marked, it has become Zhou Xiaomiao's sensitive point. At this moment, being rubbed by someone again and again, she still softened while whimpering.The little dumpling in his hand slipped, and the little black snake who had been waiting early circled it with its tail and ran away.The remaining gaps were also gradually narrowed until they were completely close and snuggled together.

Zhou Xiaomiao felt aggrieved: "You, you bastard!"

"Well, I'm an asshole." Su Jingling followed his words, patting his back repeatedly, "Don't be angry, okay, good boy, do you want to go out to play today? Let me take you out, okay?"

"What's the use of going out? If you promise me to go to work in the hospital, I will forgive you." Zhou Xiaomiao bit his cheek, successfully leaving a round tooth mark on his face.

"No, for your safety, it is not suitable for you to go to densely populated places. If something happens to you, what should I do?" Regarding Zhou Xiaomiao's safety, Su Jingling will not back down no matter what. After receiving a lot of news about the murder of officials or family members, Su Jingling, who was already worried, completely cut off this thought.

No matter what, he didn't want anything to happen to the person in his arms!

The two have their own concerns, but it still doesn't make sense. Zhou Xiaomiao gradually wants to give up on the path of being a shit-shoveling officer. Since he disagrees, he can force himself... He leaned softly against him In her arms, her head drooped lazily, her mood was not very beautiful.

Because in the last world, with the help of the shit shovel officer, the plot points were completed quickly, which gave him a sense of self-confidence. Looking back now, it was a joke. I guess no one would have thought that the person who blocked the plot points would end up Become a shit shovel officer!It's like finding an enemy for yourself!accurate!

The shit shovel officer in this world is not cute at all, I don't like him anymore!

Turning over and rolling down from the excrement shoveler, Zhou Xiaomiao lay down on the bed softly, and continued to ponder how likely it was that he would do it hard. He looked at his optical brain. Thoughts came to mind again.

……

The two people who had lost their conversation again continued to fight unilaterally. Su Jingling endured it. Every time Zhou Xiaomiao refused to let him touch him, he would not be willing to do anything to Zhou Xiaomiao. The First Legion these days is like a purgatory, screaming like hell.

Fortunately, the betrothal gift of the Xu family has already begun to wrap up. As long as he gets the Xu family, he will propose to Dr. Xu, and then register for marriage, so that he can grow up and tell others that this is his own guide.At the same time, I also told some restless people that this guide is his, so it's best not to covet it!

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is always skinny.

One day, while training the soldiers of the Corps, Su Jingling suddenly received a notice from the housekeeper—the little guide was gone!

The disappearance this time is different from the last time. All the surveillance cameras have been found, and everyone searched the manor over and over again, but still can't find it. In the end, the housekeeper had no choice but to inform the general and sincerely apologize.

This is a planned and premeditated departure. The little guide took away a large amount of interstellar coins, space buttons and the latest mechs. Oh, when I counted, I found that there was one nanny robot missing. Which one of the little guide usually takes care of it? .

Su Jingling was furious for the first time when he got the news. In the past, no matter how naughty the little guide was, he would never get angry or blame him, but this time, it was too nonsense!Does he know how dangerous it is for a guide without shelter, especially now that the war is about to start, the farther away from the imperial capital, the more chaotic, how can he survive outside like this!

Suddenly, a loud noise was heard among the soldiers who were training, and when they turned around, they saw the famous cold-faced Hades in the army—a mental riot!

The pitch-black big snake roared and its body continued to swell, covering the sky and the sun and standing on the martial arts platform. His green eyes kept turning red, as if he felt the master's irritability, and also seemed to feel that Xiaotuanzi was moving away from him , he violently beat the ground with his tail continuously, his hard and unrelenting scales were slightly black in color with a cold blue color, and smashed on the ground one after another, completely scrapping the special material training ground.

And within the area circled by the black snake, a man in military uniform stood inside with a blank expression, his eyes were slightly covered by his drooping bangs, and his expression could not be seen clearly, only the countless naked spiritual threads and the black snake around him Silently vented his riot.

He was really angry, this time, very angry!

"Ah——" the man suddenly raised his head and roared, and all the spiritual threads entwined around him instantly exploded, as if dropping a giant cannon. The spiritual power spreads out and strangles everything it meets!

The riot of 4S mental power is completely beyond the range that normal people can accept. The team leader who saw something was wrong immediately dispersed all the soldiers, and watched the rioting man from a distance, with horror and yearning in his eyes. This is the mental power of the strong. ?

It is good to be lucky enough to see the ability of a strong man once, but it is generally accepted that the stronger the sentinel's ability, the greater the flaw. Everyone looked at each other and didn't know what to do. It is said that the general has his own thought Do they need to go get someone?

Before the soldiers could make a choice, the man suddenly jumped onto the head of the black snake and left without giving anyone a chance to react.

Everyone was stunned: "Captain, is it really okay to let the rioting general go like this?"

"But we can't beat it again!" The captain said with a frowning face, "Hurry up, hurry up, let the chief make the decision first!"

"..."

After the sentinel marks the guide, they have a separate place in their own spiritual domain that is dedicated to their guide. They are connected to carry the fused spiritual power, so that the sentinel can clearly feel the guide's specific whereabouts and changes in interests, but it's gone now!

Su Jingling restrained himself, but when he returned home and saw the empty room, and felt that the connection between himself and the guide was gone, he broke out completely.

"Find it! Find it carefully for me!!!"

"Yes."

The phalanx of drones and the search team of robots were all dispatched, and Su Jingling almost put all his forces out without any cover. Now, he can't care about anything, as long as he finds him and finds his guide!

[System: The hero's anger value +5]

[System: The hero's anger value +10]

Zhou Xiaomiao was woken up, and rubbed her eyes in sleepiness: What are you talking about?Where are you?

[System: Congratulations Zhou Xiaomiao, you have successfully angered your shit-shoveling officer, now the anger value is +15, please keep working hard :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao woke up completely: "Are you so angry? Will he kill me if he catches me?"

[System: It will probably kill you every day. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

I just ran away from home, why am I still so angry after leaving a message.Furthermore, his original plan was to run away from home and leave the imperial capital first, and then go directly to the planet where the First Legion is stationed to participate in the war, and go to the battlefield. Will meet again, what a perfect plan you see.

[System: Zhou Xiaomiao, I didn't hit you. All your plans since you came to this world were to set a flag, and none of them were successful. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ... Is something wrong?Obviously, this is what Min Ruijia wants to teach me, set a plan and follow it step by step, there is no difference!

[System: Then you forgot that your shit-shoveling officer is best at destroying plots?The plan is naturally the same :)]

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

[System: Playing a big sword in front of your ancestor, you think your master can't lift a sword anymore! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

Well, beyond words.

Now that they were all woken up, Zhou Xiaomiao took a look at where the auto-navigating mecha had gone. The speed of the mecha was very fast, but it couldn't reach the imperial capital, which was too big. It was only a third of the way at this moment The plot of the second, but it doesn't matter, he can leave the imperial capital soon.

[System: Remind me in a low voice, the plot point is not the imperial capital, but the empire:)]

At the beginning, the original owner left the empire, fled directly to the federation, and finally became their military doctor and was taken to the battlefield.But now Zhou Xiaomiao doesn't need to go to the Federation, and there is no limit on how to get to the battlefield. As long as you leave the empire, as long as you arrive at the battlefield, your plot point is completed!

Zhou Xiaomiao changed the end point of the imperial capital to the critical point of the empire with great pains. It’s really... white fun. What’s the use of the plan this day, shit shoveling officers are liars, I hate them QAQ

The mecha was flying through the galaxy, Zhou Xiaomiao sorted out the things she secretly took out, while storing energy for the mecha, while carefully putting away the space buttons full of interstellar coins, this one can’t be lost, this is for him to eat in the future The money that Xiaoyu made must be kept well.

Turn on the nanny robot again, and let the system place a shield on him by the way, so that this guy can become a traitor and pass on his location, and he will be caught back before reaching the critical point of the empire.

When the nanny robot was turned on again, it was still stunned, and immediately felt that something was wrong: "Sir, where are you going? Is the general there?"

"No, I just came out to play for a while, and I'll be back soon." Zhou Xiaomiao said without shame, completely unaware, everyone quickly came out to play a circle of crazy monsters because of his 'simple', just waiting to catch He went back and took good care of him.

The nanny robot thinks that the cub must have been naughty and ran out by himself. He can't disobey the cub's order and can't stop anything, so he has to contact the general!

It's a pity that there was no response to the silent contact. The nanny robot was puzzled, so it could only take care of the cub while waiting for the general to bring the naughty cub home.

I don't know how long it has been floating in the galaxy like this. Zhou Xiaomiao always feels that when she closes her eyes, it is a black sky, and when she opens her eyes, it is still a dark sky. Except for the galaxies dotted on the night, which change every day, the rest are completely different. Nothing to watch.

Because of being unable to contact the general for a long time, the babysitter robot feels a lot of pressure, and diligently takes care of some naughty cubs, for fear that something will happen to him when he is the only one to take care of him. If the general finds out about this, he will be very Eight mouths are not as good as one mark on a cub!

Also, where are you, General! ! !Obviously the cub has no sense of concealment at all, so why no one found him! ! !

Compared with the anxious mood of the nanny robot, Zhou Xiaomiao is quite calm except for being a little bored. After all, he knows that he will definitely go back, so he doesn't have the mood to shovel the shit officer.

If Zhou Xiaomiao was alone, he would have been captured within 3 minutes, but he currently has the biggest cheat—the system, which can help him choose the safest route, and the mecha will automatically guide him all the way. Go straight to the finish line at full speed.

And the rest of daily life can be solved with a nanny robot.This is why before Zhou Xiaomiao left, the system strongly demanded that he bring a nanny robot. After all, Zhou Xiaomiao had been spoiled so much that he could hardly take care of himself, and he really didn't want to take care of mentally handicapped children!

Zhou Xiaomiao: "That's enough, I'll bite you!" It's really too much to deliberately think about these things to anger yourself, knowing that each other can think in the other's mind.

[System: Afraid of you! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Bah, bah, bah!

Noisy and noisy along the way, it can be considered that there was someone chatting, so Zhou Xiaomiao's life along the way was more nourishing, and he didn't encounter any difficulties at all, and he arrived at the small town on the border of the empire smoothly.

In order to confirm that he has really left the empire, he can no longer walk the galaxy, but must step on the border of the empire down-to-earth, so that the system can detect that he has successfully completed the second plot point.

It's just that small towns are naturally more strictly guarded than Xinghe. Not to mention that the inspection is particularly strict when stepping out of the border, even small towns are searched every now and then. Afraid of sneaking to the Federation with imperial secrets.

Zhou Xiaomiao had only found a place to live for a few days before being searched and searched several times. She was exhausted physically and mentally.

He put his mecha into the space button, and wandered around the street with a nanny robot every day, pretending to search for food, but in fact... he was searching for food!

Unexpectedly, the food here is much more delicious than what Zhou Xiaomiao has eaten in other places before, no matter whether it is steamed, fried or roasted. Perhaps the mixed population has all kinds of crafts, and there is a food street from south to north You must know that this is rare in the interstellar world, especially in the taller places like the imperial capital, most of them are things measured by some machines, and it is tasteless to eat.But it is more delicious than nutritional supplements!

Zhou Xiaomiao, who has been abused for so long, is rare to meet a food street. At this time, no one can stop Zhou Xiaomiao. She is so happy. Every meal must come to the food street. From south to north, there is a babysitter The robot forcibly grabbed the person, and then reluctantly waved goodbye, waiting for the next meal, meow~~~It’s really delicious!

It took a lot of time to go back and forth, but this time, no matter how the system persuaded, Zhou Xiaomiao didn’t want to leave at all in front of the delicious food. Don’t think that he doesn’t know that the rule here is to enter and exit after three months. Re-enter, then he will not be able to come back at all╭(╯^╰)╮

【system:……】

As soon as he meets delicious food, his brain short-circuits, and he doesn't listen to orders at all, ah... why on earth is he bound to such a host, just let him be mad!

Zhou Xiaomiao is delighted: You must be jealous that I can eat so many delicious foods, hehehe, I heard you swallowed.

[System: Get rolling! 】

It's just like getting retribution. After eating dinner and returning to the accommodation, Zhou Xiaomiao suddenly started to have a fever. He was talking in his dreams as if he was burnt out, and he was still shouting that he wanted to eat grilled fish.

The nanny robot checks and settles the cubs, and now feeds the little medicine it carries, while desperately contacting the general.

The system watched silently, hesitated for a moment, looked at Zhou Xiaomiao, whose face was blushing, and finally revoked the shielding software on the nanny robot, without any trace, even the most high-tech robot in the world, did not feel anything.

The nanny robot sent a message as usual: General, come quickly!

The admiral and the cub are sick, hurry up!

Admiral, we are now in the border town [address], hurry up!

After a dozen messages in a row, the nanny robot let out a sigh of relief as usual, but unexpectedly got a reply with a vibration

Lord General: Good!