This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

The admiral wiped off the nosebleed without changing his face, and said with a serious face: "Recently, those who are anxious to get angry have not had a good rest, so they have a nosebleed."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "Didn't everyone say that nosebleeds will only happen when you grow up? Are you stealing delicious food for yourself behind my back?"

Anything can be discussed, but it is not allowed to steal food behind his back, this is his bottom line!

Zhou Xiaomiao rushed forward with her teeth and claws open, imprinted a tooth mark on the general's cheek, and said fiercely: "Su Jingling, you actually stole food behind my back, tell me quickly, what did you eat! You What the hell did you eat!"

The admiral's Adam's apple was rolling, and he couldn't help but press him on the small bed, and said in a low voice: "Eat cats!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

Like peeling an egg, the admiral peeled off Zhou Xiaomiao's coat, revealing the naked person inside. He took the lead in checking and made sure that the other party had no injuries, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

But followed by another wave of heat, his nosebleed seemed uncontrollable, faintly itchy.

Now that it has been confirmed that there is no injury...then...

The admiral said hooliganically with a serious face, "Don't be afraid, I just check to see if you are injured, come on, I will give you a deep check now."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..." Smelly shameless!

After a long time after leaving the battlefield, the general came out of the mecha refreshed. He organized his troops, cleaned up the battlefield, settled the newly recovered but riddled planet, and sent the situation here to When they arrived at the headquarters, the headquarters immediately sent troops to garrison them. When the garrison troops arrived, they could move on to the next battlefield.

Then everyone found that the general seemed to be in a good mood. Compared with the crazy and terrifying appearance on the battlefield a few days ago, and the iron-blooded appearance after leaving the battlefield, even if he didn't laugh, he was still rigid and serious, but it wouldn't make people feel Frightened, by comparison, rounding up and down can be regarded as refreshing.

The soldiers all understood. After all, some sentries would be irritable when they left their guides, or when they found that their guides were in danger. Now that the admiral personally rescued them, they are naturally relieved. In addition, the guides , right by my side, so even the cold-blooded general will subconsciously be gentle.

So this is the power of love. No one would have thought that one day the general would actually be captured by a guide, and it was the kind that would eat him to death.

When Zhou Xiaomiao woke up, he had been transferred to a new room. He stretched himself, and the white balls instantly elongated and turned into long cat strips.

He meowed a little hungry, very angry at the poop shovel officer who didn't know where he went, this stinky hooligan, after brewing his own sauce, abandoned him and disappeared, and made him hungry QAQ

Scumbag!

【system:……】

Zhou Xiaomiao lazily rolled on the bed: "System, I have completed the plot points. Will the rest of my life be safe and sound?"

[System: In a world, it will take seven or eighty years, why are you not in a hurry?And look happier? 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: I’m not in a hurry, of course it’s because there’s delicious food here, I’m more happy, of course it’s because there’s delicious food here, so it’s all because there’s delicious food here~(￣▽￣～)~

[System: But the next world also has food! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: But I'm not in a hurry, I can eat the delicacies of this world to the end.

[System: That's why I asked why you are not in a hurry. 】

The topic turned around and came back again.

Zhou Xiaomiao sighed: I didn't want to hurt you, but if you insist on saying it, then I can only be sorry.

【system:? ? ? ] It is rare for the system to be deceived this time. How can it hurt him?Because he can't eat good food?

Zhou Xiaomiao was suddenly excited: I'm not in a hurry here, of course it's because there are people serving delicious food and drinks, of course it's because every shit-shoveling officer in the world loves me very much, what if I leave them?

[System: ▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: You have to know that this kind of life is very comfortable, I like it better.In addition, the shit shovel officer is so kind to me, I can't bear it.

[System: ▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: So to sum it up, I am not in a hurry to leave, of course it is because the shit shoveler is here~(≧▽≦)/~

[System: Bah, get rolling! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Obviously you insisted on discussing this topic with me. I used to prevaricate you with delicious food, but you insisted on discussing it with me. Now you have become angry from embarrassment!

【system:……】

Kick over this bowl of dog food, bah bah bah!

[System: I don't want to see it again, the next life will be a mosaic, I'm dormant, goodbye ▼_▼]

Zhou Xiaomiao: Huh?Wait, who will chat with me after you leave, don't sleep!

[System: Get rolling! 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

The system is gone because of his love, and the shit shoveler doesn't know where it is.Zhou Xiaomiao licked her little meat pad a little lonely, staring at the pink and tender color, suddenly remembered the pork belly, couldn't help but licked a few more mouthfuls...

No, he's really hungry, if he licks it any longer, I'm afraid he'll be in a trance and eat his own meat pad!

Zhou Xiaomiao turned over and jumped out of bed, turned around, in the simple room, you can almost see the wardrobe at a glance, he ran over with his short legs, stared carefully for a long time, all I didn't find where the switch was, and I raised my head hard to find that it was in the middle...

The short-legged Zhou Xiaomiao was a little sad, so she could only transform back into a human with a bang, and then stood naked in the room and opened the closet to look for clothes.

As soon as Su Jingling opened the door, he saw a beautiful white back looming in the wardrobe door. He was startled, and immediately closed the door, lest the people outside would see anything.

At this time, Zhou Xiaomiao had just put on her underwear and pants, and she was gesticulating. She always felt that the pants seemed a bit wrong...it seemed a bit too big...the underwear was also big QAQ

Su Jingling hugged the man from behind, looked down over his head, and even laughed out loud, "Honey, you are wearing the wrong clothes, these are my clothes."

Zhou Xiaomiao felt that the other party's laughter seemed to be mocking herself, and suddenly became a little annoyed, "If I know it's yours, I don't care about wearing it. Why are you laughing!"

"Hey, it's not a mockery, don't be angry."

Zhou Xiaomiao exploded: "Don't say this, I still believe you, why did you take the initiative to say it, you are just laughing, you go away QAQ"

Although it is a little tomcat, it is about the dignity of a man, and it is related to the majesty of the egg, but he still defends it to the death!

Su Jingling still wanted to laugh, but for the sake of his lover's face, he held back silently, and began to change the subject, "Don't be angry, I'll find clothes for you, and we'll go eat after we've slept for so long. You must be hungry after sleeping for so long."

Zhou Xiaomiao's lingering anger couldn't be dispelled: "Who is it because of me to sleep for so long!"

Su Jingling glanced at her, then at the person who was pulling the underwear and trousers, and couldn't help laughing out: "Hahahahaha."

"Su Jingling, you are still laughing at me!!!"

Zhou Xiaomiao was furious, jumped up and jumped on his back, bit his ear fiercely, venting her anger.

But because of this series of actions, he forgot to tighten his pants, so the loose pants and underwear slid down along the smooth skin.

Zhou Xiaomiao, whose buttocks were naked in an instant: "..."

Su Jingling supported her lover with her backhand but felt the soft butt: "...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Zhou Xiaomiao: QAQ

This day is impossible!

……

In the end, Su Jingling also paid a terrible price for laughing at her lover, for example, her lover insisted on not letting him touch her for more than a week.Let him eat fast and chant Buddha all day long, and became a monk for a week. It was so painful that he wanted to go back and punch himself that day.

The war between the Federation and the Empire lasted for three full months before it came to a complete conclusion. The Empire won a complete victory, the Federation ceded land and paid compensation, and Su Jingling was given the highest honor badge, which was presented as a wedding gift under the interstellar live broadcast of the award ceremony Your own little guide.

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Whether it's the last world or this world, shit-shoveling officers always seem to like to tell everyone, and they prefer to show affection when there are many people.

But in the end, he still chose to agree, because... this is his shit-shoveling officer!

After the two held their wedding, Su Jingling was in a state of semi-retirement. After all, the Federation's vitality was seriously injured this time, and it would not have the courage to come back in 50 years.

After returning to the imperial capital, Zhou Xiaomiao had to know the circumstances of her departure.

For example, the Xu family became his own, for example, the head of the Fifth Army, who was more important in the plot, was pulled down from his position, for example, his doctor status was restored...

In the end, the excrement shoveler chose to back down and let him go to the hospital to go to work again, but... Zhou Xiaomiao didn't want to go. At first, it was just for the convenience of escaping or going to the battlefield. Sunbathing at home.

The rest of this world is the happy time of drying hair and eating delicious food.

Of course, as expected by the system, it is indeed shameless, full of mosaic scenes.

At the end of his life, this time it was actually Zhou Xiaomiao who sent the general away, because after he reached middle age, all the sequelae of the battlefield recurred. It was still badly damaged, and compared to Zhou Xiaomiao, who was pampered and cared for, her life span was naturally shorter.

After the admiral closed his eyes, Zhou Xiaomiao was immediately ejected from this plane and returned to the pure white space.

He was stunned for a moment, looking at the drinking system in front of him, a little shocked: "You can actually eat? You actually steal food behind my back?"

[The system lights up his suspected cola drink, "Mechanical oil, do you want to drink it?"]

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...No thanks, I'll find something delicious by myself in the next world."

[System: ▼_▼]

Come and hurt each other!