This villain spit milk [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Xiaomiao decided that he would eat a few more times before the shit shovel officer came.

This world is so easy, if he doesn't enjoy it, he will be sorry for his luck of getting this task randomly!

So during the three days when the prime minister rushed to the fief, I saw that a certain prince was eating hazelnuts every day, and he especially loved seafood, and he would stop until his belly was about to explode.Then a person hugged the little belly and mourned alone.

If the shit shoveler is by your side at this time, I will definitely rub my belly QAQ

【System: Oh, if the shit shovel officer is here, you might not be able to eat like this :)】

Zhou Xiaomiao: Shut up, shut up, shut up~(︵`)~

[System: Slightly slightly. 】

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

What should I do if the system is getting more and more naughty?Who will tell him how to deduct the mechanical oil of the system?

While keeping an eye on the whereabouts of the shit shovel officer, he secretly tasted all kinds of delicacies.Zhou Xiaomiao lived a very moist life.

In the past few days, Zhou Xiaomiao has not seen the heroine come looking for her. According to the plot, it is probably because the heroine just found out that she has time-traveled. The ruffians surrounded and wanted to rob and molested, the heroine shouted for help, and the emperor and the prime minister who came to the private visit in Weifu, the two rescued the heroine, and it was also the first time the hero and heroine met.

Zhou Xiaomiao couldn't help feeling a little emotional. Sometimes she knew that the shit-shoveling officer was here for her, but some plots really disturbed people's thinking. According to the plot I saw, it seemed that the shit-shoveling officer came to rescue him. The heroine is the same, except that one is in the dark and the other is in the light.

Sure enough, after the third day, Zhou Xiaomiao heard that the prime minister who had rushed to save a woman was going to the prince's mansion together.

Zhou Xiaomiao: Hehe :)

It stands to reason that he is a relative of the emperor, and as a prince, he is in his own fiefdom, so naturally he doesn't need to go out to greet him.Zhou Xiaomiao sat in the lobby majesticly, waiting for the hero and heroine to come in, so as to see if the two of them are tricky!

The attendants of the palace quickly led the prime minister and the princess into the door, and guided them all the way to the lobby.

After entering the door, Prime Minister Shen Xinzhi lingered on the high-ranking prince for a few seconds, then quickly withdrew his gaze, and said in a salute, "My minister sees the prince."

Zhou Xiaomiao took a look, but he didn't expect that he actually saved the princess.And brought it with me, and said in a cold voice with downcast eyes: "My lord, you are being polite. I heard that the princess was messing around, and I ran into the street and was almost killed. It was my lord who rescued me. I should thank you, my lord."

"The one saved by the attendant is not worth mentioning." Shen Xinzhi smiled and pushed the credit aside without any trace.Anyway, the guards saved it on their own initiative, and it has nothing to do with him at all.

Zhou Xiaomiao snorted softly, looking at the shy and timid person hiding behind the excrement shovel officer, she felt displeased: "This time Le'an is really too nonsense, if it weren't for the prime minister, you would have died by now The head is gone, someone will take Princess Le An back, and you are not allowed to step out of the room."

"Yes!"

"Wait, Brother Huang, I know I was wrong. I won't dare next time. Can you not lock me up?" The heroine was very sensible, and immediately acted softly, trying to escape the punishment this time.

The point is that it was so hard to meet such a superb handsome guy, and it is said that he is the prime minister who has power over the government and the public. Of course, she can't miss it. If she locked it up, wouldn't there be nothing left?

Zhou Xiaomiao pretended to be angry and slapped down the table, "Nonsense, you still want to do this kind of big thing next time, it seems that it's not up to you for ten days and a half months, you won't have a long memory. Come on, hurry up Take the princess back, don't embarrass yourself here."

"Wait... Brother Huang..." Yu Le'an wanted to struggle and argue again, and even wanted to hide behind the prime minister for shelter.It's a pity that the prime minister dodged and said: "The princess respects herself."

Yu Le'an: "..."

She is a big girl with yellow flowers and didn't say anything, he is so self-respecting (▼皮▼#)

In the end, Yu Le'an still couldn't resist, no matter how hard he struggled, he was still taken down.

When everyone's eyes were on the struggling princess, Shen Xinzhi took the opportunity to approach the prince, glanced at his little hand, raised his head to meet the prince's wide eyes, and said calmly: "The prince has golden branches and jade leaves, you should treat yourself better." , don't be slapping the table indiscriminately."

Zhou Xiaomiao: "...Oh!"

Wait, now is not the time to get to know each other, it can't be like this.

Zhou Xiaomiao immediately withdrew her hand vigilantly, hid it in her wide sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "Please sit down, my lord prime minister. I don't know if your lord prime minister is here to fief this time, but what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the emperor missed the lord and sent the minister to deliver some things." Shen Xin knew: "Because the minister was in a hurry, so I came early, those things are behind, I believe they will arrive soon. "

Zhou Xiaomiao looked at him silently.

Shen Xinzhi acted as if he didn't know, just lowered his head to take a sip of tea, and said calmly: "Good tea!"

Zhou Xiaomiao: ...

I have to say, the more you get along with the shit-shoveling officer, the thicker his skin really is, even if he didn't know you at the beginning, he can make such an intimate move.But after thinking about it, maybe it can also be said that the shit shovel officer has himself in his heart, and has an indelible impression of himself, so he subconsciously cares about himself...

Thinking about it this way, the anger that the shit-shoveling officer saved the heroine just now is gone, so Zhou Xiaomiao decided to treat the shit-shoveling officer better.

When the prime minister visited in person, it was natural to have a banquet to welcome him. All these things were handled by his subordinates. Zhou Xiaomiao only needed to sit in a high position and watch some people he didn't know appear in the position to talk loudly and drink to the prime minister in turn. , feel a little happy.

Let's drink, after getting the shit-shoveling officer drunk, I'll go back and have another meal later~(≧▽≦)/~

Shen Xin knew that anyone who came would not refuse, and in the end he was really drunk by everyone. He opened his slightly bright eyes and confessed: "I came here in a hurry today, and I have not gone to the post station to clean up. My minister has bothered the prince for a few days, so I will stay here first." gone."

Zhou Xiaomiao was also toasted several times during the banquet, her little face was flushed when she drank, and her eyes were misty like water, when she heard the voice of the excrement shovel officer, she glanced over and subconsciously grinned: "Okay. "

Shen Xinzhi: "..."

He felt that he had probably found the reason why he had to come here.

The reason is very simple... Red Luan star moves, unstoppable!

The prince and the prime minister spoke a few words, as if they had been friends for many years, and they had a very close relationship.But the subordinates were busy one by one, testing each other non-stop, trying to figure out what the master meant by the way, and then proceeded to the next move.

The people on Zhou Xiaomiao's side think that the prime minister and his subordinates must have come to their fief with malicious intentions. They must protect the prince and the fief well, so they must resist all their plots and tricks .

As for the people on the prime minister's side, they said that if the prime minister came to the fief suddenly in such a hurry, he must have discovered something. Maybe the prince has made some moves, such as rebellion, so he must be vigilant all the time. If you find any problems, report to the prime minister immediately.

The two gangs exchanged cups and cups, fighting wits and courage.

But as a feudal prince, he is in a different situation than the imperial envoy and prime minister.

Zhou Xiaomiao's head was almost muddled, and she was still thinking about letting them pour the shit-shoveling officer down so that she could go back and steal something.

Shen Xinzhi was even more outrageous. He stared at the prince's cheeks that were starting to turn red from drinking too much wine, and slid all the way to the tightly seamed neckline, clenched the wine glass slightly, wondering what was going on in his head.

Everyone had different thoughts, until the banquet was gone, it was considered evenly divided, and no one got any benefits.

Zhou Xiaomiao was helped back to her room by the attendants. After taking a bath and changing clothes, she fell directly on the bed and passed out.I don't know how long it took, and suddenly felt a little hot on my body, so I turned over and struggled to get out of the quilt.

It was still pitch black inside, and I couldn't see anything clearly.Zhou Xiaomiao blinked her eyes, and saw a slight blue circle in her pupils, and gradually became able to see at night, and soon found that there was a person sitting quietly beside her bed.

Zhou Xiaomiao:! ! !

Zhou Xiaomiao really exhausted all her strength to suppress the scream that was about to burst out of her throat.He took a breath slowly, trying to ease his shock.

The person beside the bed was still motionless, just watching him so quietly, even though he knew he had been discovered, he still remained motionless.

Zhou Xiaomiao poked him: "Did the Prime Minister enter the wrong house?"

Shen Xinzhi was speechless.

Zhou Xiaomiao tilted her head in doubt: "Why don't you speak?"

Shen Xinzhi was still speechless.

Zhou Xiaomiao was helpless, and muttered: "Could it be that he was drunk and went crazy here?"

Shen Xinzhi understood this sentence, and whispered, "I'm not drunk!"

"Drunk people like to say that they are not drunk." Zhou Xiaomiao said angrily: "The prime minister should hurry back to his room. This is the king's inner room, and it is not a place for you to stay."

Shen Xinzhi didn't speak again.

Zhou Xiaomiao was speechless: "All right, all right, sit here as you like, I won't accompany you."

As he spoke, he simply lay back on the bed, turned his back to the person beside the bed, and continued to prepare for sleep.

After rustling behind her for a while, her warm body suddenly came up from behind, Zhou Xiaomiao quickly sat up and looked at the shameless person behind her, and saw that the person had closed his eyes and was already fast asleep.

Zhou Xiaomiao: "..."

Drunken and sleepy at first, Zhou Xiaomiao really didn't want to make a fuss, so she just let him fall asleep like this, and lay down with her back to him again, and fell asleep soundly.

Behind him, someone silently opened his eyes and looked at the person whose back was facing him, pursing his lips slightly.

Forget it, take your time, don't rush...