No one loves Dai Xiaojing

As we all know (?), a group of plastic brothers and dads headed by Dai Xiaojing and Hualin used to complain about Xia Chacha, who was "secretly loved" by an artist surnamed Shen, and maintained a group together for a long time. .

Later, a certain artist surnamed Shen found the right target and the right formality to pursue the target. The goal of that group was achieved, and the activity was not as good as before. Just like the law of development of all things, after experiencing the peak, it went to an inevitable decline...

Then, on a bleak early winter night, another group formed.

【Did Dai Xiaojing play with you today? Is Dai Xiaojing finished today】

Hualin: come here come here

Wendong: ...

Zhang Zuo: ...

Bai Shuang: ...

Feng Dan: ...

Zuo Yong: ...

Lu Changan: ...

Shen said:?

【private chat】

Lu Chang'an: Hua Lin, tell me, is there a group in which I don't exist, and the name is "Take Lu Changan to play today?" Is Lu Changan finished today?

Hua Lin: Don't be so delusional, you and Brother Geng are so good now, right?

Lu Changan: It is best not to

Lu Changan: What about before?

Hua Lin: Oh, let’s talk about Dai Xiaojing

Lu Changan: Fuck

Hualin: No!Really not!Who dares Brother Ba Geng?

Lu Changan: Shit?

Hua Lin: Of course, the main reason is that I dare not tell you.

Lu Changan: Hehe

【Did Dai Xiaojing play with you today? Is Dai Xiaojing finished today】

Shen Weixing: Why do I feel that your atmosphere is weird?What's wrong?

Hua Lin: Nothing, maybe they think this group name is very creative

Zhang Zuo: That's not...

Shen Weixing: I really think you guys are a bit weird

Hua Lin: Talk about Dai Xiaojing!Come on, Wendong, you are the best at summarizing speeches

Wendong: ...

Wen Dong: Although, Brother Lin, I don't even know what happened.

Hua Lin: That's right, I ate the fresh hot melon this time!proud.jpg

Bai Shuang: When did you not eat the fresh hot melon?You run faster than Lu Changan, being a doctor has delayed you.

Lu Changan: @白双切

Hualin: To make a long story short, Dai Xiaojing is not worth typing too much

Hua Lin: Generally speaking, Dai Xiaojing also encountered green tea.

Zhang Zuo: The word "also" is used very well.

White pair: +1

Zuo Yong: +1

Wendong: ...

Shen Weixing: I really think you guys are acting weird.

Feng Dan: Isn't Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei a couple?

Zuo Yong: Yes.

Bai Shuang: Yes.

Zhang Zuo: Yes. @Lu Changan

Lu Chang'an: No, I heard that most of the information about them comes from you, and there is not as much information outside as you. I shouldn't be so familiar with you, and I am embarrassed to release the information.

Zhang Zuo: To be honest, you are not so familiar with us, and you don’t have so much information, it’s funny.jpg

Lu Changan: Oh.Right.

Wen Dong: Although everyone says that, Brother Xiao Jing doesn't admit it.

Hua Lin: Oh my God, you stupid groundhogs finally got to the point of the problem, so I just want to say that Dai Xiaojing quarreled with Lu Bei because of a man.

Zhang Zuo:?

Shen said:? !What kind of quarrel did Lu Bei have?

Hua Lin: Satellite, your ability to grasp key points really makes me...

Lu Changan: Hualin, can you talk about the key points, forget about satellites?

Hualin: [ok]

Hua Lin: According to Dai Xiaojing, that man is Dai Xiaojing's first love, but according to Lu Bei, that first love is actually Dai Xiaojing's first love interest.That man's family was in trouble at the time, and he got rich by coaxing Dai Xiaojing, and then hit up another rich man, kicked Dai Xiaojing, went abroad, and now came back to find Dai Xiaojing to get back together.

Zhang Zuo: I really have a sense of déjà vu

Shen Weixing: ...

Shen Weixing: @Zhang Zuo I really think you are yin and yang

Zhang Zuo: Illusion =. =

Wendong: Brother Lin, on behalf of the other bosses, I would like to ask, how do you know such details...

Dai Xiaojing, who didn't know that he had been excluded from the new group, was stepping on the peak of the Himalayas with his left foot and in the Mariana Trench with his right foot, staring at his mobile phone for a long time with complicated mood and delicate expression. Seriously think about whether it will blow up while charging and using it at the same time.

As if it exploded at this very moment, it was so much better than not exploding.

Jin Nan: Brother Xiao Jing, did I cause you trouble?Is teacher Lu Bei your current boyfriend?

Jinnan: I didn't mean it, I don't know...

Jinnan: I'm sorry if I have caused you a misunderstanding, I definitely didn't mean that.Is Teacher Lu Bei very angry?I can explain it to him.

Dai Xiaojing didn't know how to reply to his first love, after much deliberation, he stopped replying for the time being, and poked Lu Bei first.

Dai Xiaojing: I guess you blocked me.

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Dai Xiaojing: Damn

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Dai Xiaojing: [Bull] [Beer]

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Dai Xiaojing: I have a good heart [thumbs] [love] [roses]

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Dai Xiaojing: I know you too well

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Dai Xiaojing: In this case, I have been holding back a sentence for a long time. Your brother told me that you used to be called Lu Dongbei. Later, when you were in junior high school, you rolled around at your door for a week before your parents agreed to change it for you, but he Said you hate people bringing it up so I never said it is actually booming and in a trance it made me laugh so hard

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Dai Xiaojing: Lu Dongbei!

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Dai Xiaojing: Damn

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Dai Xiaojing: Since this is the case, I have one more thing to say. I think I am miserable. The worst in the world is me.

[Please add the other party as a friend first]

Dai Xiaojing: In this case, I still have to say that my mother forced me to go on a blind date again. She said it would please my father. There is only my dad without me, so what am I? Now there is a saying that parents really love their children, it’s just an accident, but if they are true love, I’m an accident, right? Raw piece of char siu At least char siew without thoughts will not be so painful The life of the disliked little brother Jing, after I die, you can make this film. If you can win an award, let the satellite act to add another wave of spring to his career. Woolen cloth

[Please add the other party as a friend first]

[5AAAA level scenic spots]

Dai Xiaojing: @文东@沉解行@卢长安

Dai Xiaojing: I ask you one thing

Dai Xiaojing: I have a cousin

Dai Xiaojing: She and her first love broke up because of some accidents, and now the first love suddenly came back, crying and shouting to get back together, and then my cousin and her long-time friends with benefits knew about it, and they both ran away from home after arguing with her.My cousin is quite a headache. She actually had true love for her first love. There were some reasons why they broke up, but it’s not important. The main thing is that this friend with sex is also a good person. The main thing is the partner. This matter It will be very troublesome if it is not handled well.But friends with guns are now blocked on WeChat and QQ, alas, I guess friends can't do it.

Lu Changan: Long-term friends with benefits? ? ? ? ? ?

Hua Lin: Why don't you love me?Dai Xiaojing, do you look down on me?

Shen Weixing: Are you actually a cousin? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Wen Dong: Brother Shen...you...I...

Dai Xiaojing:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Dai Xiaojing: Shen Weixing, what do you mean?I said it was my cousin!not me!

Dai Xiaojing: Satellite, don't talk nonsense, it's my cousin, not me.

Shen Weixing: Oh, wrong type.

Shen Weixing: Cousin? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[My mother, cousin? ? ? ? 】

Hualin: Cousin? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Lu Changan: Cousin? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Shen Weixing: Cousin? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Wendong: ...

Wen Dong: You guys, don't do this

Wen Dong: Did you really realize that it was your cousin...Really?

The author has something to say: Every time Brother Wen looks at this group of rich bosses who have never seen the world, he will feel complicated.

Big guys can fatten up this article!Get fat!Let’s get fat_(:з)∠)_ My main force is finishing next door. I’m writing this article today just to celebrate Valentine’s Day for Xiaojing. No, unless I still have the energy to work on this side after finishing the next door every day, but I clearly feel that I don’t have the ability to do so QWQ

So everyone, please continue to take this as an advance receipt!