No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei didn't intend to talk to him at first, but he heard that he was really crying. He turned his head and saw a tall man about 1.8 meters standing there with his eyes closed, his mouth open, and his face upturned, crying. While crying, he shook his hands wildly, Shaking his head, like a child playing tricks.

"What are you smoking for? Are you going to break up with me? You just say it, woooo...you are like this again. Woooo...you are like this every time, so what am I? Woohoo, hiccup... ... woo woo woo..."

"..."

Lu Bei casually glanced at Ganlu and Xiaojie behind Dai Xiaojing, and felt that he and Dai Xiaojing had already died socially.

Ganlu felt that she was socially dead. Although she knew that she had given birth to a little idiot whose brains were built with the generation, she never thought that her son could be so idiot.

She was dumbfounded, she was stunned, she didn't want to admit that this was her cub, she felt so ashamed, there was an outsider here, this Lu Bei's assistant...what would she think of her...

Xiao Jie, Lu Bei's assistant, felt that he was about to die socially.

He doesn't know who he is, where he is from, where he is going, all he knows is that he seems to have seen a side of Mr. Dai that is not known to everyone, that is, if Mr. Dai is more ruthless and dark-hearted, if he does not necessarily have to be What he killed and silenced should not be seen by outsiders like him.

Even if he kept his mouth shut, he doubted whether he would be able to keep his good job with high benefits such as five insurances and three housing funds, generous holidays, and year-end dividends.

Only Dai Xiaojing, he cried so much that he couldn't remember the other two people were there. He reflexively felt that when Lu Bei was angry, he would cry first, and then it would be over.Form a habit when you don’t understand anything with the baby, and you can eat and change diapers when you know how to cry, which has almost the same meaning.

Sure enough, he was crying and crying, and Lu Bei put out the cigarette, got up and hugged him in his arms.

Lu Bei patted Dai Xiaojing on the back, and glanced at the two over there...

Ganlu looked away calmly, refused to meet his gaze, and lowered her head to suck the empty black tea cup.

Xiaojie also bowed his head with a poker face, and surfed the Internet tactically to check the developments outside.

"Don't cry, your mother and Xiaojie are here, don't you think it's embarrassing?"

Ganlu and Xiaojie gasped, couldn't help but look up and let out a doting sound that didn't seem to belong to Lu Bei.

Xiaojie is okay——

I'm afraid this person is as schizophrenic as I am?Ganlu muttered in her heart.

Dai Xiaojing stopped crying, but was still hiccupping. At this time, he remembered that his mother came, but it was like this anyway. When he saw that his mother was quiet and didn't scold him, he became more courageous and hypnotized himself to temporarily forget about it. .

After all, he is a person who remembers to eat but not to hit. As long as the stick does not hit him, it does not exist, so let him fly first.

Dai Xiaojing hugged Lu Bei pitifully, hiccupped and said, "Then don't—"

"No." Lu Bei flatly refused.

Dai Xiaojing: "...I haven't said anything yet."

"I'm not interested in knowing what you're going to say." Lu Bei took out his phone from his pocket and let him go, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"..." Dai Xiaojing yelled with his eyes wide open, "Fuck! You go to the restroom, fuck, you still do this trick?"

It was too late for him to chase after him, Lu Bei locked the bathroom door behind him.

Dai Xiaojing knocked on the door twice, "Ouch" a few times helplessly, and then tried to groan twice, seeing that the cold-blooded animal inside was unmoved, it really couldn't be done, he said submissively: "Get out, Come out! You come out first! Let's come out later. Let's discuss a better copy, don't be impulsive, it's a once in a lifetime thing, make a grand point, don't come out in the toilet... Lu Bei, old——Old Lu, You come out first! Let's discuss a package, a couple's style!"

honeydew:"……"

Ha ha.

Is it "Old Lu" or something else?It's you attacking him, isn't it something else?hehe.

She felt that her eyes had seen through the man.hehe.

Lu Bei can be regarded as coming out of the bathroom.

Dai Xiaojing lowered his head and frantically swiped through Lu Bei's various social platforms. Seeing that the uncle's update status had not been refreshed, he felt a little relieved, licked his lips, and was about to procrastinate for a while, when he heard Uncle Lu say, "Let's discuss it. "

"..." I don't want to discuss this kind of thing at all. It's better for you to discuss how to send my brother Jing to Thailand to become a ladyboy than to discuss how to come out as a joint couple later.

Dai Xiaojing slumped on the sofa, rolled his eyes, and pretended that he was dead.

In fact, he felt that his own death was not far away, he could already feel his soul eagerly bubbling out of his mouth, and now he was getting used to feeling it in advance.

Up to now, Ganlu no longer feels that this matter has anything to do with her.

She also finished her breakfast, and seeing that it was a two-bedroom apartment, she went to the side where Dai Xiaojing and Lubei hadn't slept to catch up on sleep (in fact, it was an excuse, more or less to avoid them and check the wind direction on the Internet).

Xiaojie went to the balcony, closed the glass door, and made arrangements with the studio.

Sitting next to Dai Xiaojing, Lu Bei was seriously thinking about coming out.

Dai Xiaojing lay dead for a long time, feeling that he still couldn't completely give up the initiative.Although things are bad, he can try to restore the badness a little bit.

So he got up and said, "Actually, it seems that there is no need for a joint name..."

"Hehe." Lu Beipi didn't laugh either.

"Don't wait..." Dai Xiaojing said to him seriously, "Let's be a little more ambiguous, isn't it okay?"

"What a fart." Lu Bei said.

"You man, what are you talking about all of a sudden." Dai Xiaojing suggested weakly, "Be more civilized."

"Good size." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

He gave up on himself to smooth things over, "Is my head bad, haha, you don't need to say..."

【Learn to cook with me】

Dai Xiaojing: Comrades, don’t say what’s left, buddies, I’m going to come out later, change your minds, help me come up with an awesome copywriting, there will be prizes for submissions, and the adopters will get Xiaojing’s original taste a top hat

Hualin: A green hat?You have a lot of this, but don't give it to me

Dai Xiaojing: Ah bah, say something nice!

Zhang Zuo: What's going on?Are you planning to come out?

Dai Xiaojing: I don’t want to either, but Lu Bei is crazy and can’t get out

Bai Shuang: Xiao Jing, are you sure you're not joking?

Dai Xiaojing: Me? I’m secretly having fun. I’m going to die of worry now. Seriously

Zuo Yong: Lu Bei is really an idiot...

Feng Dan: All good men are eaten by dogs

Zuo Yong: ...?

Dai Xiaojing:? ? ?Sister Dan, I haven't offended you, have I?

Feng Dan: wrong screen

Dai Xiaojing: I don't believe it!Am I eight years old?

Dai Xiaojing: If you don’t give me an explanation, you have to give Brother Yong an explanation

……

after an hour.

Lu Bei V: It’s true to say that I love @魔法仙男You Jingge [smile][smile]

The various melon-eating platforms on the spot exploded separately, and the fireworks that exploded each had their own beauty.

Dai Xiaojing has not yet spoken.

He hid in the bedroom, sat under the quilt, holding his mobile phone, writing, editing, deleting, and deleting.

Lu Bei ignored him and arranged follow-up matters with Xiaojie in the living room.Anyway, Lu Bei is out of the closet, can he be afraid that Dai Xiaojing will tell him that he is actually being affectionate?

Two hours later, because of special circumstances, I ordered food to be delivered to the room.After Xiaojie set up the meals, Lu Bei went to call Dai Xiaojing, and after several reminders, he saw this man come out of the room awkwardly.

Xiao Jie winked at Lu Bei from the side, saying that Dai Xiaojing had just posted on Weibo.

The three people at the table - Lu Bei, Ganlu and Xiaojie, none of them wanted to eat lunch anymore, Ganlu found an excuse to go to the bathroom, and sat on the toilet to surf the Internet passionately, while Lu Bei and Xiaojie were generous and took out their mobile phones on the spot.

"Oh, you eat first, it's cold..." Dai Xiaojing hugged his rice bowl, feeling extremely ashamed, muttered a few words in a low voice, and seeing that they didn't listen, he buried himself in eating.

He decided to finish eating quickly, and then went back to the quilt to bury himself for two hours.

The quilt is the last belonging and safe place for human beings. As long as you hide in the quilt, you will not be afraid of anything.

Brother Jing, the magic fairy: [Share picture]

Hello friends from all walks of life, I am Dai Xiaojing.

Because of my personal affairs, I wasted everyone's time and took up media resources. I am very sorry.

I was also quite entangled in how to say this, so I delayed it for a while.

@露北 and I met in June 20xx. We attended a dinner party. He was still studying x-movies and was still a student.At that time, I actually said it was love at first sight, rather it was love at first sight [laugh cry], so I went to strike up a conversation with him.He knows who I am, I'm not too big or too young, so I can be considered a golden pig with resources [laugh cry] But he dislikes me very much, it's very obvious, haha.

I got his QQ number by stalking, and then stalking him again, he was actually quite ruthless in what he said, so I just flirted with him occasionally, which was fine.

Later, my intersection with him was basically at work.I was the boss of Dai's Entertainment Brokerage Department at the time, and I don't deny that I had selfish intentions, but it was definitely out of the interests of the company that I recruited Lu Bei, and my contacts with him were all healthy, without any financial transactions [laugh cry]

He doesn't need to either.

Lu Bei is very clean, very upright, and has never done anything bad because of any interests. I can assure you with anything, he has come all the way, completely relying on his own potential and ability, plus The opportunity of the times.

I know that some people have said that Lu Bei is a resource guy.I don't know if that's derogatory.But let’s explain together, everyone knows that Lu Bei’s parents are insiders, but as far as I know, his parents inevitably greeted him, but they didn’t help him get resources, they just saved him some money. unnecessary trouble.There are some things that are hard to explain, and I think everyone knows that if you are too good-looking, no matter whether you are in the circle or outside the circle, it is easy to cause some troubles [laugh cry]

In the month of 20xx, Lu Bei and I were only together.Before I opened a studio with him and belonged to a cooperative and equal relationship, he never showed that he liked me in that respect.Therefore, he and I have never had any interests involved from the beginning to the end.

After that, there is nothing to talk about. He and I are just in a normal relationship.

I have to say something unusual, maybe it's because I'm not good, and I used to have a poor reputation.

For a long time, including until now, as many people have said, I also feel that I am not worthy of Lu Bei.

I don't want to make excuses for the past.

I did those things wrong, if I do it again, I know there will be such a good person waiting for me in my future, I will definitely not do that again.

But in fact, even if you don't know it, you shouldn't be willing to degenerate.

I said this to Lu Bei, and he said: No matter whether there are such good people waiting for you in the future, you should not do this, at least your future self is waiting for you.

Although I think I may not be able to do it, I think he is right.

It must be a lie to say that it was not intentional to hide it from everyone.But Lu Bei didn't want to hide it. He is a very upright person. I knew I was very bad, so I didn't dare to speak out, and I asked him not to speak out.

I'm really bad, if you want to scold me, just scold me, but don't involve other people, because I'm the only bad person.

It happened very suddenly, I am still a bit confused now, so I only write these for the time being, I hope it can help everyone eat melons [laugh cry][laugh cry][laugh cry]

I guess there should be magazine websites and the like who want to interview me in the future, right?Let's talk about it then [cover your face and laugh and cry] [cover your face and laugh and cry] [cover your face and laugh and cry]

In the end, I wish you all happiness~ Meme~

Dai Xiaojing

x month x day 20xx

……

[So now it means that you can catch up with Lu Bei by stalking, right? 】

[I just want to ask this after reading it]

【I'm not convinced anymore, I can too】

[A warrior asked, and Lu Bei replied with two words: No [screenshot]]

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