No one loves Dai Xiaojing

However, Dai Xiaojing felt that he might be destined to be the lone star of the evil spirits. He had already spent money to buy love, but he was still repeatedly cheated.Many people held his money in their left hand and held other people's hands in their right. There was even a guy who took his wallet directly to raise a bad guy, it was crazy.

Dai Xiaojing's road to catching traitors is long and full of wonderful things.

Some panicked, some begged for mercy, and some beat back.

For example, someone was caught raped behind the bed, satirizing Dai Xiaojing's poor sexual ability;

Someone was caught cheating by the paparazzi, and the photo was sent to Dai Xiaojing. He hurriedly paid to suppress it, and then went to ask.When he asked, before he got angry, the other party flew into a rage, saying that Dai Xiaojing had so many predecessors, what right did he have to ask him?

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

80 per month, and a lot of resources, so that you, a trainee who is almost the bottom of the popularity, can have [-] million endorsements just three months after debut, and you have appeared in the top ten variety shows in the country, is it considered a qualification?

Dai Xiaojing might as well not say it. When he said it, the other party became furious and pushed Dai Xiaojing staggeringly. He fell to the ground with the decorations on his back and scolded: Are you insulting me with money?Are there any great resources? !

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Damn it, why didn't you say that you are so virtuous when you came to knock on the door of Lao Tzu's hotel?Why didn't you say that I used the money to insult you when I sent you money?Send me a wechat message to cry, and your fan satirizes you for having no popularity, no shows, and no endorsements. When I said it’s okay to have me, why don’t you say that I’m throwing resources at you? !What did you say, "Brother Xiaojing, why are you so nice? I want to be with you forever"? !Fuck!

In the entertainment circle, the BGM of the bigwigs is usually superstars in troubled times.

And Dai Xiaojing's BGM, most of the time is: kid, do you have a lot of question marks...

总之，就这样恶性循环：被嫌弃/被绿——分手——找下一个——网传风流债+1——自暴自弃不如当玩咖进度+1%（总进度58%）——玩咖堆里找新床伴——被嫌弃/被绿——分手——找下一个——网传风流债+1——自暴自弃不如当玩咖进度+1%（总进度59%）……

Children and grandchildren are endless.

Until a long time later, Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei fell in love.

Lu Bei's eyes are higher than the top, and he may be blind for once in his life. It's hard to be blind to others, so Dai Xiaojing has never been able to find any clues that Lu Bei is trying to flirt or dump himself.

After Dai Xiaojing finished talking about the past between himself and Jinnan, he lowered his head and wanted to smoke again, but was stopped by Lu Bei: "Today, I have three."

According to Lu Bei's rules, Dai Xiaojing can't smoke more than three cigarettes a day unless he is working or entertaining.

Under normal circumstances, Dai Xiaojing is very well-behaved, let alone three, he doesn't smoke any, for fear that Lu Bei will think he smells like cigarettes.

Dai Xiaojing hesitated, put the cigarette box back, nodded, and signaled that he would not smoke.

But he didn't dare to look at Lu Bei.

He leaned against the edge of the car door, turned his head away, and stared at the night view of the main road outside the window in a daze.

A few seconds later, Dai Xiaojing heard rustling sounds, like plastic paper.

He didn't look back, and continued to be lost in thought.

Ten seconds later, something poked the corner of his mouth.

"Open your mouth."

Dai Xiaojing was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously opened his mouth, and something sweet and greasy was stuffed into his mouth.

He turned around inexplicably.

That's a lollipop.

Lu Bei stuffed the lollipop into Xiao Jing's mouth, let go, and lowered his head to pack the candy wrapper.

Dai Xiaojing stared at Lu Bei blankly with sugar in his mouth, as if he was looking at a monster, as if he knew Lu Bei the first day.

After Lu Bei cleaned up, he raised his eyes and asked him, "Is it delicious?"

Dai Xiaojing hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Lu Bei said lightly: "It may have expired, I don't know when Southwest put it in my car."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

"Just kidding." Lu Bei said, "I bought it when I came back and changed planes."

Dai Xiaojing couldn't help laughing: "I mean, you don't eat candy, and I don't like it either. Do you still have this thing in your car?"

He held the candy stick and took it out of his mouth to look at it, it was gaudy.

"Which online dating account is your brother going to send?" Dai Xiaojing asked with a smile.

Lu Bei's younger brother is called Lu Southwest, a sophomore in middle school, Shen Zhixing's classmate and good friend.

Although the two brothers are blood brothers, from looks to personalities | hobbies, there is nothing alike.

The elder brother calls himself the elder brother as the father, and plays with the younger brother as the cub;

After the younger brother was beaten up by the villain, he was tossed by the older brother. In front of people, he saw his older brother dressed up as a beast, and heard relatives and even his own parents complaining about "Why is the Southwest not like the Northeast", and finally turned against each other unilaterally and entered a long period of rebellion.

He doesn't like to communicate with his family, and has been addicted to surfing the Internet for many years, especially in online dating.

However, unfortunately, Lu Xinnan ran ten times and failed ten times.

Among them, there were two times when I found that the young lady who had a whiny voice, always referred to as "other people", said three sentences with "I hate it", and ten sentences with "Why are you so bad" was a big guy.

Specifically subdivided, one time is like this.

5 minutes ago, she was complaining coquettishly, "I hate you guys, always teasing me and Southwest~ We haven't run yet, and we haven't made a video yet. I've been a little fat lately. Wait for me to be thinner." The gang's first softie The girl forgot to turn on the voice changer and at the same time forgot to turn off the microphone.

Lu Xinnan and the rest of the gang silently listened to the passionate scolding from his roommate.

——The socks and underwear worn by the person were stuffed with hair in the bucket, and the cat they secretly raised in the dormitory overturned the lid, causing the spread of poisonous gas, mold leakage, and even the dormitory head and the cat were unconscious—the head of the dormitory can die, but A cat is a living little life!Defiant or not!

Besides, the dormitory auntie was swearing at people outside, asking which dormitory didn't flush the toilet, would she die?

Lu Southwest: "..."

He silently quit the guild, uninstalled the game, and gave the CP's computer as a divorce gift. He was afraid that the returned courier would come with men's moldy underwear.

The second time, when Lu Xinnan made an appointment with the other party, a fair-skinned and beautiful Hei Changzhi came, and when he spoke, his voice was low, with a little anxiety and shyness: "Brother, you said that you can understand us."

Lu Xinnan can understand, there is nothing he can’t understand, he is a straight man with strong bones, his best gay friend is a soft-spoken guy who loves to add “呀/呀/呀” at the end, he still hooks his shoulders Take apricot blossom light rain.

But at the moment when he understood, he didn't know that the cutie on the other side of the network cable who kept saying that he was going to be a bride and have a baby, and even had a discussion plan on how to decorate the school district room, was talking about himself.

——All right, this one may not buckle his feet.

But you tell me, how do you have a baby?

You want those little dresses and lipsticks I bought for you... Forget it, don’t return it, keep it for use, I have nowhere to throw it away, my friend is not good at it.

From then on, when Lu Southwest dated people online, he asked for videos first.

But still continue to walk on the path of failure.

Among them, three times he went to other places and waited at the airport until the end of time, but the other party never appeared, and disappeared from the friend list of every social account he had since then;

The fourth time I met face to face but didn’t know each other—P Tu’s mother didn’t recognize her, and the video was also beautiful. There was no way to meet each other, only the truth in the world.

Among them are some stubborn ones, such as insisting that I was just too nervous to run, so I gained weight from 150 catties to 1.7 catties in a week, or insisting that I fell when I went out, so The 1.5-meter leg broke to [-] meters.

No wonder they said that when they wanted to buy skirts and pants, they didn't let Lu Southwest buy them directly, but gave them red envelopes to buy them themselves, after all, the size didn't match.

Lu Southwest himself was once fat, and his legs were not as long as his brother's. He didn't discriminate against these things, but he felt that it was like dating two completely different people anyway, so why not just change to someone completely different.

The last time, the other party was a primary school student.

This elementary school student is the most conscientious. Every time she receives a skin from Lu Xinnan in the game, she will give back equipment and materials of similar value. When they meet, they only eat a McDonald's with Lu Xinnan, but she also brings gifts. The scarf woven for Lu Xinan by himself, counting the wool and labor, Lu Xinnan might still make money.

Lu Xinnan was deeply moved and gave up on himself, thinking that although he could not date online, he could develop a year-end friendship.

——If he didn’t have his friends online, he would send him “Pedophilia is shameful and a crime”, “Three-year start, maximum death penalty”, “You can say that you are dating, see if the police believe you or not.jpg”, “The fig leaf is useless”, “Some At the beginning, I didn't know that they had embarked on a road of no return" and many other slogans with earnest words.

That's all, let's forget about the world from now on.

The primary school student was reluctant to let go, saying that Lu Southwest is a good person, and if she can't do it now, just wait for her to grow up.

The customers at the next table in the McDonald's store heard the words and looked over silently, blankly, vigilantly, and contemptuously.

Lu Xinnan's mobile phone popped up a new message from his friend: What is the biggest difference between humans and animals?

Lu Southwest: "..."

He had no choice but to use the excuse to go to the toilet, didn't take the scarf, and never looked back. Since then, he blocked the elementary school students and changed a new account and service area in the game.

Some of these things Lu Bei knew thoroughly, and some knew only marginally.

In addition to the various methods and undercover agents that he didn't want to disclose, Lu Southwest has one of his biggest weaknesses: he deceives the public with deceitful words, and he has taken over the financial power of giving pocket money to his younger brother from his parents.His younger brother can frequently ask for large pocket money, but he has to list the items in detail.

Not listed?also can.Then it is fixed at 1000 yuan per month.

In recent years, because of Lu Bei's relationship, Dai Xiaojing has been in frequent contact with his younger brother Lu Southwest.

He wanted to please Lu Bei's family. Although he didn't dare to touch Lu Bei's parents, he dared to start with his younger brother. He gave out red envelopes and gifts as he liked, chatted and spanked when he had nothing to do, and even dragged Shen Weixing and Shen Weixing's partner As a cover, ask the younger brother out for dinner and play to bond with each other.

Lu Southwest probably noticed something happened, blocked Dai Xiaojing, and conveyed his meaning through the mouth of his friend → friend Shen Weixing: Don’t get involved with labor when you mess around. Labor and management have blamed Lu Dongbei since childhood. Don't think that labor and management will be beaten on his behalf again this time.

It is also very delusional to be persecuted by (Lu Bei).