No one loves Dai Xiaojing

The day before the wedding, it was time for the two grooms-to-be to hold bachelor parties.

To be exact, Dai Xiaojing ate, drank, sang and danced high with a bunch of friends, while Lu Bei led his relatives and friends to visit local museums and cultural relics.

One thing to say, Lu Southwest doesn't want to go anywhere.

He is not familiar with a lot of people on Dai Xiaojing's side, and he is not interested in appreciating art. He would rather squat in a hotel and play games.

But, it's all here, let's go.

Ugh.

Finally got to this point...

No, to be precise, it was Lu Southwest who initially thought that Lu Dongbei would only go to the tenth step at most, but he didn't expect this crazy person to go to the No.11 step!

Publicly coming out is not counted, what the hell is a wedding!It's really how bold people are and how productive the land is.

At that time, Lu Southwest was proudly thinking about how to avoid attending this ridiculous wedding in a mature way, when his brother came to him.

Really came to the door.

When Lu Southwest finished the meeting at that time, as soon as he came out, he saw his brother signing autographs and taking photos for the interns in the studio. Compared with the past, he seemed very approachable.

Lu Southwest also heard employees whispering that Dai Xiaojing is a warrior who melts the ice...

Ha ha.

Just pretend, just pretend!Go to your mother... No, two people have one mother, so you can't go.Then, fuck your partner!

Lu Bei blocked his brother in the office and talked for three hours.

His brother was inexplicable, and he didn't know what was going on, his brain was washed out, let alone not attending, there was an extra task of giving a speech, it was just too strange for him.

When Lu Bei led his younger brother, Ye Jiuyue and other relatives and friends to experience the history, Dai Xiaojing was caught between Wen Dong and Zhang Zuo.

Just kidding, the three of them used to be a nightclub troupe, but now someone is flying solo, they are traitors!

Hua Lin, Shen Zhixing, and Lu Changan sat aside chatting and singing, occasionally casting disgusting glances at the three of them.

Dai Xiaojing absent-mindedly accompanied him for a while, found an opportunity, fled to Lu Changan's side, and asked in a low voice, "Did Brother Geng send you a letter?"

Lu Changan was about to say "no", when the phone lighted up on the coffee table.

Lu Changan picked up his phone and checked it. He didn't rush back, but just got up and said, "Go to the bathroom."

"I'll go too." Dai Xiaojing hurriedly got up.

Shen Weixing said, "I also—"

"You go to the toilet too? Why are you so clingy? You go later." Dai Xiaojing quickly pushed him back.

"Fuck, then you and Lu Changan are not clingy anymore? It's not just two pits, why should I wait?" Shen Weixing protested, "Why are you two going?"

"You still ask in this situation, you are really stupid. Lu Changan and I have to go to the bathroom together without taking you, what do you think we are going, hehe." Dai Xiaojing asked with winks, "If you really want to join, it's not impossible ..."

"Fuck! Don't hit me! Get out!" Shen said that he couldn't really believe it, but he also understood that the two people had something to say, so he followed the words and deliberately pretended to be disgusted, "Hurry up, I'll talk to you later Lu Bei said go."

Dai Xiaojing laughed loudly and went out, following Lu Changan.

The two agreed, and when they entered the bathroom, Dai Xiaojing first opened the doors of the cubicles and looked around. The smile on his face disappeared when there was no third person. He frowned and asked, "What's the news about Brother Geng? What do you say? "

Lu Changan handed the phone to himself to look at, his brows were also wrinkled.

He has a lot of things to do, and he just flew over this morning. As soon as he turned on his mobile phone, he received a distress message from Dai Xiaojing.

What is this all about? So Jinnan is a cockroach?What are you doing here?

Lu Changan resolutely left the matter to Yu Geng across the ocean.

Yu Geng's work efficiency has always been very high, and the result has already been given at this time.

On Dai Xiaojing's side, the person Julie asked for repeated reminders did not believe her, and when compared, it is useless...

The address for sending emails and calling is intentionally encrypted by the other party, which is not a fuel-efficient lamp.But it can only be said that one mountain is still higher. The people on Yu Geng's side were deciphered layer by layer, and it was accurate to the street number, and it landed on a small island in Southeast Asia.

This tropical island is quite wealthy. At first glance, it looks like a beautiful and orderly "Xanadu", but after a little understanding, you will know that the wealth here is born with sin.

This place is based on the cultivation of opium poppies, the distribution of various drugs, prostitution, smuggling, arms, human trafficking and organ trafficking.

In short, the illegal profiteering industries that are strictly prohibited by other serious countries are all done here.

Dai Xiaojing lined up with Yu Geng directly, and asked, "So, where is Jinnan now?"

Yu Geng corrected very rigorously: "I can't be sure it's him."

Dai Xiaojing didn't care about this, and continued to ask: "Brother Geng, is there anyone over there?"

Yu Geng answered very directly: "Yes, but it is impossible to expose this matter for you."

Dai Xiaojing nodded, understood very well, and asked instead: "Then what else do I have to do now? You said that I am now reporting this situation to the relevant domestic departments, can they rush over to take Jinnan today? "

"Not necessarily. It may take time. There are too many forces in that place, and the country will also consider it." Yu Geng said.

It is definitely necessary to arrest Jinnan, but domestic officials are not serving Dai Xiaojing's wedding. There is no such thing as rushing to do things for him and Lu Bei to get married well. This is too unrealistic, and it must be done step by step.

Dai Xiaojing was silent for a moment, and said: "Brother Geng, I'm not looking for your people, but you must have other ways over there. I'm spending money now to buy people to engage in Jinnan, can you help me with this. "

Lu Changan remained silent all this time, and only now did he speak: "Dai Xiaojing, be sober, you're buying|killing|killing|killing someone."

"I'm not going to kill him, but I'm just controlling him first. When the time comes, I'll hand it over to the country. I'll count it as a contribution to the country, okay?" Dai Xiaojing looked at Lu Chang'an expressionlessly.

Lu Chang'an had hardly seen Dai Xiaojing like this. The Dai Xiaojing he knew was laughing and joking, out of shape, and often quite wretched.After making it public with Lu Bei, the obscenity was almost gone, but at the same time, it became more and more childish, like a fool.

But now, Dai Xiaojing looks nervous and fragile, like a tight string that will break at any time.

Lu Changan is not Dai Xiaojing, so he can't understand Dai Xiaojing's thoughts, which is normal.

He felt that this matter was not worth being so nervous on behalf of Xiaojing.

A video from 800 years ago is so blurry that if you don't pay attention, you will not recognize it as Dai Xiaojing.

Not to mention releasing it at the wedding, but putting it on Times Square for a 24-hour cycle, so what?

And no one expects Dai Xiaojing to be more pure and clean.

Dai Xiaojing simply magnified a trivial matter fifty times.

Yu Geng had the same idea as Lu Changan, so he was able to help Xiao Jing check the address, but he was absolutely unwilling to expose the thread that was planted there for such a trivial matter.

"I know, you must think I'm making a fuss out of a molehill."

Dai Xiaojing let out a long breath, closed his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Both Lu Bei and I are definitely not as burdened as Brother Geng. I won't talk about it, just talk about Lu Bei. He is quite famous in the entertainment industry, but , compared to what you did, brother Geng, he seems to be nothing, and I am even less. He and I, apart from the halo of fame brought about by the nature of our work, are just two ordinary people. We think Yes, it's a very common thing. I just want to get married. Brother Geng, you and Chang'an are a natural match, you are a good match, and you are a good match in every way, but Lu Bei and I are really not worthy, not to say that I Belittle yourself or something, but, really... I just got lucky and got a big deal, haha."

Dai Xiaojing lowered his head and smiled, sniffed, held back the tears that were about to burst out of his sockets, and coughed lightly, "I don't want to mess up everything, in fact, I can't do anything else for him, I just hope I have only one wish for him to finish this marriage happily, and it must be fulfilled."

Yu Geng didn't speak, and looked at Lu Chang'an beside Dai Xiaojing from the screen.

Lu Changan frowned: "Look at what I'm doing, I don't want to get involved in this matter, what should I do."

Yu Geng was silent for a while, then turned his gaze back to Dai Xiaojing's face, and said flatly, "Sorry."

"It's okay, why are you sorry, I'm sorry, I have bothered you a few times, haha." Dai Xiaojing said with a strong smile, "I can understand. Then, no matter what happened to me, I must still Contact the person who reported it in China, can I mention you?"

"You don't need to worry about this, I will contact and report it." Yu Geng said.

"Well, good." Dai Xiaojing nodded.

"Nothing else, hang up first." Yu Geng said.

"Well, okay, thank you, Brother Geng." Dai Xiaojing said with a smile.

Yu Geng nodded, glanced at Lu Changan, and ended the video.

Lu Changan took the phone back and looked at Dai Xiaojing: "What are you going to do? Find a way to poke yourself blind?"

"How mentally retarded do I look?" Dai Xiaojing showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.

Lu Changan showed a "what do you say" expression.

"Fuck, I'm stupid and cute, but I'm not stupid. The point is cute, okay?" Dai Xiaojing argued.

Lu Changan rolled his eyes and asked again: "Are you going to tell Lu Bei?"

"I don't know." Dai Xiaojing became embarrassed, "If I can completely solve this matter without telling him, I will definitely not say anything."

In the evening, both parties returned to the hotel, had dinner in the restaurant, chatted for a while, and then went back to their respective rooms.

There will be quite a lot of activities tomorrow, and the two grooms are not the only ones who have the burden of idols. They have to get up very early to make their images, and they all have to rest early.

When Lu Bei came out of the shower, he saw Dai Xiaojing sitting cross-legged on the bed, just like practicing internal skills in a martial arts movie, raising his hands, inhaling, turning his palms down, exhaling, and so on.

"Have you taken any medicine?" Lu Bei asked.

"Fuck, I'm protesting this to you again," Dai Xiaojing put his hands on his knees and yelled, "I feel that I have been discriminated against by you, you discriminate against mental illness."

"Your feelings are very inaccurate," Lu Bei said. "Although I think you have neuropathy in addition to mental illness, I let you take medicine, which is purely literal."

"Hua Lin said, your statement is too offensive to the neurology department." Dai Xiaojing muttered, glanced at him, hesitated, "Come here, sit down, I have something to tell you. Hey, don't pour water, I I just took my medicine."

Lu Bei still poured a glass of water and put it on the bedside table, in case either of them woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to drink water.

Then Lu Bei sat on the bed obediently: "What are you talking about?"

Dai Xiaojing hesitated to speak, moved over, hugged him, as if he was afraid that he would run away, and then said: "Actually, I wanted to solve it myself, so I won't tell you, but I didn't solve it successfully... ...It's not that it didn't succeed, and now I don't know if it will succeed..."

"What's the matter?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing closed his eyes, his heart froze, and his voice suddenly dropped eight tunes, and said: "The video tape that Jin Nan used to blackmail me appeared again, and he wanted to release it at our wedding scene, otherwise he would be given to me." He is [-] million, and I still want to poke myself blind, but the good news is that I guess he is blind, although I can't be happy now."

Dai Xiaojing's voice was low and fast, he barely moved his lips, and was very vague. Lu Bei could only vaguely hear the word "Jinnan": "I didn't hear clearly, please speak normally."

Dai Xiaojing had no choice but to repeat it.

This time, Lu Bei heard it clearly, and he said with extreme disgust, "I think he's not only blind, but also out of his mind."

Another [-] million?Do you want to poke yourself in the eyes on behalf of Xiaojing?What kind of idiot could say that.

Lu Bei didn't take it seriously at all, he didn't even bother to mobilize his nervous emotions, he just asked, "Have you asked Julie to strengthen the security at the scene tomorrow?"

"That's for sure, the video and the bomb are not the same thing, what if that idiot planted the bomb?" Dai Xiaojing hurriedly testified for his IQ, "The monitoring room has also added money, no, added manpower, There is also the wedding company, the U disk and so on, are being strictly investigated, so don't be taken advantage of. Even in China, I let Julie arrange it. I know which platforms to watch. , Hurry up and delete the post. No, I don’t know where Jinnan will start.”

"Oh." Lu Bei patted Dai Xiaojing's head, expressing his praise meaningfully, "Go to bed early."

Dai Xiaojing asked: "That's it?"

"What else do you want to do?" Lu Bei said, then remembered, "Have you reported it to the authorities?"

"Reported." Dai Xiaojing said.

Lu Bei was completely fine, he hugged Dai Xiaojing with his backhand, kissed him, his voice softened, and coaxed: "It's okay, don't be afraid."

"I'm not afraid, oops, no, I'm afraid of you, in case..." Dai Xiaojing said sadly, "It will be messed up."

"Is this what you asked last night?" Lu Bei asked.

"Um……"

Lu Bei didn't find out what Dai Xiaojing had kept from him for a day. He could understand Dai Xiaojing's mental activities, that is, he was cowardly and deeply in love with himself, or in other words, because he loved himself so much, so Getting more and more cowardly.

"Do you resent me for forcing you to lose ten catties?" Lu Bei asked intentionally.

Dai Xiaojing occasionally yelled about image management, but he also fished for three days and posted on the net for two days.Usually forget it, this time for the wedding, a tailor will come to measure Dai Xiaojing's size and make suggestions, it is best to lose ten catties.

Asked on behalf of Xiaojing, can you change the size to a larger size? The tailor said yes, but the effect is definitely not so perfect.

So Lu Bei formulated Dai Xiaojing's weight loss plan in a very serious manner.

If it's just a matter of losing ten catties as a whole, it's fine, Dai Xiaojing will starve for a month or two at worst-although Lu Bei definitely opposes this unhealthy weight loss method, Dai Xiaojing can find a way to take advantage of the loopholes-however, these ten Jin has a specific position requirement, so Dai Xiaojing had to be forced to exercise.

"How can you! You said this on purpose again." Dai Xiaojing wrinkled his face into bun folds, and then remembered that it was easy to get wrinkles, so he quickly stretched his facial features.

"Then I care about whether the wedding can be held perfectly, but may I be angry with you because of that idiot making trouble?" Lu Bei asked.

"Actually, I'm not afraid of you getting angry, I know you won't." Dai Xiaojing said dejectedly, "I just don't want to disappoint you."

Lu Bei kissed him on the forehead: "It's okay, baby. I'll find someone to guard the switch tomorrow, but it happened in the end, so I pulled the switch."

Dai Xiaojing was amused all of a sudden, and let out a somewhat silly laugh.

……

Dai Xiaojing was forced to play four hands with Lu Bei at the wedding.

This bad idea was actively contributed by Dai Xiaojing and his own mother. He claimed to rack his brains and forget food and sleep for a long time, and finally found the common strengths of the two of them, and designed such a romantic part.

——This is the task index given by Lu Bei, trying to brainstorm.

Dai Xiaojing suspected that her mother's diploma was watery. At least, she had a serious misunderstanding of the word "specialty".

Let's not talk about Lu Bei, is that his specialty?He was forced to learn it for half a year in the second grade of elementary school, but he never touched it again!

As a result, Lu Bei liked the idea very much and gave the green light to pass it on the spot.

So Dai Xiaojing was forced to learn to play the piano in addition to losing weight in the months before marriage.

Of course, the result is still worthy of his bitter tears in the past few months.

——The main thing is not that Dai Xiaojing is worthy, but that Lu Bei is worthy.

Dai Xiaojing's technique was not good at all, and he was nervous. He played and played, and suddenly he didn't recognize the score, and his hands slowed down. Covered, very warm.

After several months of special training, Lu Bei has a very clear understanding of Dai Xiaojing's strength. In order not to hit this person, he kept it secret and prepared two plans by himself. After a while, change to a song that can make him fish.

So, now, Lu Bei quickly pulled down Dai Xiaojing's left hand without any trace, and continued to play with his left hand, while his right hand pressed Dai Xiaojing's right hand, leading him to play.

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Can it still be like this?Didn't you say it earlier?You said earlier that I have been paddling two months earlier!

Lu Bei really used Lu Southan's brain to think that if he had mentioned two sets of plans earlier, Dai Xiaojing would have given up practicing on the spot.

But he especially likes to see Dai Xiaojing working hard to make himself happy.

how to say.

That is, I was coaxed, ha ha.

The author has something to say: Lu Southwest: Is there something wrong? ? ?